Two words: Blackout Buggins :lol: :lol: :lol:

When he teaches Antonio how to dance for that cruise he has to go on....he's a pretty good dancer!!

in "Nuptials Off" when he says to Helen "once you get there, do talk to *senior Pepe* (...) tell him «the donkey is death» (?)" I mean... what?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"If it's green it's trouble. If it's fried get double."

"Where'd I hear that? Oh yeah, I read it on the back of a box of condoms."

"I got this switch that cuts off the brake lights on my car. Whenever I see a BMW or a Mercedes behind me I flip the switch, slam on the brakes and cash a check. (Weezy laugh) I know what you're thinking...and I don't care."

"Whenever I have a blind date I tell 'em to wait for me on the curb. That way I can cruise by, check out the merchandise, if I don't like what I see I leave 'em in a trail of tire dust."

"Mather, a group of cub scouts heave-ho'd all over plane 2. Get your butt out there and hose it off!"

"Mather, get out there and fix my altimeter or I'll can your lazy butt!"

One of my favorites:

Roy:Party's at Joe's house. Be there or be stupid. Lowell, you can be both.

All the ones everyone else's mentioning are great, too!

:lol: Those are all great moments too. :lol:

Another great Roy moment is when he tricked the gang into digging that hole for him in his backyard. Classic Wings! :lol: