Bobby F.
10-06-2005, 02:55 PM
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest
>hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You
>have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last
>operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
>on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I
>had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>that ambulance?"
>
>The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!"
>
>hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You
>have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last
>operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
>on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I
>had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>that ambulance?"
>
>The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!"
>