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Family Ties Forever!
10-03-2005, 04:27 AM
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Nighthawk76
10-03-2005, 11:40 AM
:lol:

globalspot28
10-03-2005, 01:12 PM
:lol: These are hilarious. Thanks.

Nighthawk76
10-03-2005, 06:00 PM
Redneck "jokes".... the worst of all time. Jeff Foxworthy is the least funny comedian I have ever seen.

You don't have to be so critical of Jenny's thread.

Cactus Jack
10-03-2005, 06:40 PM
LOL

But yeah Jeff Foxworthy isnt that greaat neither is Larry the Cable Guy or anny of those guys

Ags2000
10-03-2005, 08:50 PM
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a
flyswatter.

I personally can spend all night watching the bug zapper work...it makes the prettiest colors when it zaps the bugs :D

11. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas wish list. Yeah and??? :confused: Isn't that on EVERYBODY's list?
13. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
dog. Hey, good hunting dogs are hard to find!
17. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. They have programs there?????
24. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side. At least they match!
29. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
Fresh Venison...yum yum!

What can I say, I love Foxworthy...He makes me look at my family as normal. :lol:

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swedeace
10-05-2005, 09:34 AM
Hilarious, Jenny!!!! :lol: I love Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes!!

Janice
10-06-2005, 04:52 PM
:lol: :lol:

Courtnee
10-06-2005, 05:02 PM
You might be a redneck if...
your reading these dumbass redneck jokes. :grr:

Nighthawk76
10-06-2005, 06:27 PM
You might be a redneck if...
your reading these dumbass redneck jokes. :grr:

Everyones's a critic.:(

TJL
10-06-2005, 07:14 PM
26 is pretty damn funny.

;)

Courtnee
10-06-2005, 07:47 PM
Everyones's a critic.:(
I wasn't trying to be mean. I just thought it was funny. :grr:

EmoJoe
10-06-2005, 07:55 PM
:lol:

Fleet
10-06-2005, 08:58 PM
Uh-oh... #7 applies to me. :eek:

We have a (working) TV set in the living room on top of one of those old-style consolve TV/radio in which neither the TV or radio works.
I guess I'm a redneck!

Ags2000
10-06-2005, 11:20 PM
Uh-oh... #7 applies to me. :eek:

We have a (working) TV set in the living room on top of one of those old-style consolve TV/radio in which neither the TV or radio works.
I guess I'm a redneck!


Welcome to the club!!! Here's your club members card (good for a beer at your local pub) and don't forget to wear your hat to the next meeting (any underwear will do...we just ask that they're sorta clean) ;)

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Fleet
10-07-2005, 01:02 AM
Awww... do I have to join? I don't really want to be a Redneck. ;)

Ags2000
10-07-2005, 11:33 AM
Awww... do I have to join? I don't really want to be a Redneck. ;)


Well, I guess you don't HAVE to :( but you'd be denying your true self! :p

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MsOrange
10-07-2005, 12:18 PM
7. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

25. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.


well, 2 ain't that bad...

The iron board makes an awesome Gilmore Girl night buffet table i'll have you know!!

Janice
10-07-2005, 12:43 PM
The list was just a joke.
It was in an e-mail from GCFL (Good Clean Funny List).
And very funny jokes Jenny. :)