View Full Version : Stuff you will never see or hear on Sanford and Son, LOL


GARFIELDKOOL
09-28-2005, 08:00 AM
Fred telling Esther she's the prettiest woman he's ever seen
The house being spotless
Lamont cooking all the meals
Fred telling Lamont to invite Julio to dinner more often
Fred telling Rollo he wish all Lamont's friends were like him
Swanny and Hoppy talking and acting black
Fred complimenting Bubba and Grady on their intelligence
Fred telling all his family and friends that there will be no drinking in the house.
Fred and beating Donna to a pulp
Lamont telling Fred to stop working around the house so much
Fred: "I'm tired of Watts, let's move to a puerto-rican neighborhood!"

Chain Gang Member
09-28-2005, 05:43 PM
That's true

Ireneparalegal
09-28-2005, 05:48 PM
Fred: "Lamont, don't bug me, I'm gonna take a long hot bath!"

Ireneparalegal
09-28-2005, 05:49 PM
Fred: "Hey Lamont, I want you to meet an old friend of mine, this is Archie, Archie Bunker"

GARFIELDKOOL
09-28-2005, 08:12 PM
Fred: "Hey Lamont, I want you to meet an old friend of mine, this is Archie, Archie Bunker"

Fred and Archie would be a good one.

How about Lamont and Esther insulting one another. Fred steps in yells at Lamont for insulting her. He gives her a hug and kiss afterward, and he doesn't speak to Lamont.

Ireneparalegal
09-28-2005, 08:21 PM
Fred and Archie would be a good one.

How about Lamont and Esther insulting one another. Fred steps in yells at Lamont for insulting her. He gives her a hug and kiss afterward, and he doesn't speak to Lamont.
LMAO!!!! thinking of that scenario in my head!! :lol:

GARFIELDKOOL
10-04-2005, 02:25 PM
I forgot one. Fred wearing jeans and sneakers on the show. LOL

glenny
10-05-2005, 06:18 AM
I forgot one. Fred wearing jeans and sneakers on the show. LOL
Fred didnt even wear sneakers when his was training for the Senior Olympics with Grady. He was still wearing those black army boots.

mooseface
10-06-2005, 09:25 AM
Fred didnt even wear sneakers when his was training for the Senior Olympics with Grady. He was still wearing those black army boots.

Reminds me of the Piano Movers ep. :

Piano owner: "You wouldn't want to walk on a Persian rug with those old heavy boots."

Fred: "With these heavy boots, I'll walk on an old Persian."

CWDogg
10-07-2005, 04:27 AM
Fred pretending to have a stroke.
Fred/Lamont opening the drawer without beating it.
Fred reading something using just 1 pair of glasses.
Fred asking a "Fritzi Burr" character out on a date
Fred singing a disco tune instead of "If I didn't care"

glenny
10-07-2005, 06:46 AM
Reminds me of the Piano Movers ep. :

Piano owner: "You wouldn't want to walk on a Persian rug with those old heavy boots."

Fred: "With these heavy boots, I'll walk on an old Persian."
Fred: "Hey who wore these things last? The thief of Baghdad?"

GARFIELDKOOL
10-08-2005, 08:49 AM
Fred and Esther are seen coming from downstairs together and Fred is tucking his shirt in.:lol:

Ireneparalegal
10-08-2005, 01:06 PM
Fred and Esther are seen coming from downstairs together and Fred is tucking his shirt in.:lol:
and Esther has a big ol' grin on her face!!!!!:lol: :happyface