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Ireneparalegal
09-23-2005, 10:59 PM
Today, I seen one on the fender of a Saturn. It said:

TOUCH MY SATURN AND I WILL KICK URANUS!

ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol:

Fleet
09-23-2005, 11:21 PM
I've seen quite a few, but I can't remember all of them.

Here are a few:
"Enough steel for ten Toyotas" (On a '63 Dodge Polara)
"Made with tools not chopsticks" (On a '67 Plymouth Barracuda)
"Remember real cars?" (On a '68 Chrysler 300)
"Do you believe in life after death? Touch my truck and you'll find out" (On a classic '50s Chevy truck)

Ireneparalegal
09-23-2005, 11:24 PM
I've seen quite a few, but I can't remember all of them.

Here are a few:
"Enough steel for ten Toyotas" (On a '63 Dodge Polara)
"Made with tools not chopsticks" (On a '67 Plymouth Barracuda)
"Remember real cars?" (On a '68 Chrysler 300)
"Do you believe in life after death? Touch my truck and you'll find out" (On a classic '50s Chevy truck)
that last one is good...LMAO!!!!

Fleet
09-23-2005, 11:30 PM
that last one is good...LMAO!!!!
:lol:
I liked it, too.
One more I remembered...
"Made with steel, not plastic" (On a '70 Chevy El Camino)

Ireneparalegal
09-23-2005, 11:34 PM
:lol:
I liked it, too.
One more I remembered...
"Made with steel, not plastic" (On a '70 Chevy El Camino)
Ahhhh, good one also. I like that alot.
I know you must have seen alot of bumper stickers since you love the old classics!!!

*MIBabe03*
09-24-2005, 12:04 AM
"Jesus Love You, Everybody Else Thinks You're An *******."

~LadyJess~
09-24-2005, 12:27 AM
I want the bumper sticker that says, "Look out for the idiot behind me!" And I also saw one for some company on their trucks that said, "Diesel fuel makes us horny." :lol:

InspectorExstead
09-24-2005, 01:42 AM
"Jesus Love You, Everybody Else Thinks You're An *******."
That reminds me of the one that says "Jesus is coming, look busy."

PrettyinPink55
09-24-2005, 02:04 AM
Everyone has probably seen this one before. It's on t-shirts and whatnot, but I'll post it anyway:

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy." :lol:

TheHappyBurgerMeister
09-24-2005, 02:54 AM
Today, I seen one on the fender of a Saturn. It said:

TOUCH MY SATURN AND I WILL KICK URANUS!

ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol:

lol, I like that one a lot especially since the 2 cars I drive are both Saturns!

Dutabi84
09-24-2005, 10:22 AM
We put one that said "Hooked on chronic" on my uncle's truck, and he didn't know about it until he had already driven around Minneapolis.

cralappyhappy4
09-24-2005, 03:02 PM
you the the yellow support our troops ribbon magnets on everyones car me and my friends got a purple one that says support ho's and put on the back of our car

BoscoGal
09-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Everyone has probably seen this one before. It's on t-shirts and whatnot, but I'll post it anyway:

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy." :lol:

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a country song by Big & Rich!

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 09:26 PM
We put one that said "Hooked on chronic" on my uncle's truck, and he didn't know about it until he had already driven around Minneapolis.
Oooooh, you are so bad....LMAO!!!

PrettyinPink55
09-24-2005, 09:27 PM
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a country song by Big & Rich!

Really?

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 09:28 PM
you the the yellow support our troops ribbon magnets on everyones car me and my friends got a purple one that says support ho's and put on the back of our car
I've seen those!!! LOL This reminds me of a joke George Carlin said abt those colored ribbons magnets. He said: I am tired of those colored ribbon magnets, pink for breast cancer, yellow for our troops or missing people, red for AIDS, you know what i have? I have a brown ribbon and it means I DON'T GIVE A S**t!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Tuesday Weld
09-24-2005, 09:42 PM
I saw one that said "To know me is to love me" and I just had to laugh at how the guy must have been an arrogant ass. :rolleyes: :lol:

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 09:43 PM
I saw one that said "To know me is to love me" and I just had to laugh at how the guy must have been an arrogant ass. :rolleyes: :lol:
maybe he was borrowing his mom's car!!!! LOL

InspectorExstead
09-24-2005, 10:02 PM
I usually find Bumper Stickers to be corny, and not very appealing to be put on something that costs thousands of dollars. However, I have seen one bumper sticker that has made me laugh out loud, it was black with white lettering, simply -- "BUMPER STICKER"

I also tend to find shirts with words on them to be corny too, but my favorite ever would have to be....

"Rock Is Dead.



Long Live Paper & Scissors."


:lol: I looove the "Bumper Sticker" one...haha

Steve M.
09-24-2005, 10:02 PM
I saw two:

"THE MORAL MAJORITY IS NEITHER"

"WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A CADILLAC" (On a small Nissan)

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 10:05 PM
I saw two:

"THE MORAL MAJORITY IS NEITHER"

"WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A CADILLAC" (On a small Nissan)
LMAO!!!!!

Dutabi84
09-24-2005, 10:09 PM
Oooooh, you are so bad....LMAO!!!

Which reminds me...it's about darn time we get another one to stick on the back of his bumper..:idea:

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 10:11 PM
Which reminds me...it's about darn time we get another one to stick on the back of his bumper..:idea:
LMAO!!! damn, must have been there a long time...

Dutabi84
09-24-2005, 10:18 PM
LMAO!!! damn, must have been there a long time...

Probably just a day, but that's MORE than long enough for hundreds of people to see it!

Ireneparalegal
09-24-2005, 10:19 PM
Probably just a day, but that's MORE than long enough for hundreds of people to see it!
So damn true...lol