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Bobby F. 09-15-2005, 04:46 PM Sorry fot the caps. The way I got it in an e-mail. :D
YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
Tuesday Weld 09-15-2005, 05:17 PM :rotflmao:
AllIWantIsYourClutch 09-15-2005, 09:29 PM OMG. :lol:
IMakeBurgers 09-15-2005, 09:34 PM :brent
Cactus Jack 09-15-2005, 09:40 PM :brent
Janice 09-15-2005, 09:45 PM That's fall off your chair funny. :brent
MsOrange 09-15-2005, 10:26 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ABlairican Pie 09-15-2005, 10:38 PM :lol: :lol: :lol:
Southern Hellraiser 09-16-2005, 08:18 PM Sorry fot the caps. The way I got it in an e-mail. :D
YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
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Chocoholic 09-16-2005, 09:23 PM That joke will be told in the faculty lounge on Monday! :lol: :lol: :lol:
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 09-16-2005, 09:46 PM :lol:
I'm so stupid lol...I actually had to think. I was like "wait, he banged his kid's math teacher?"
Courtnee 09-16-2005, 10:42 PM :lol:
Heart Shaped Box 09-16-2005, 10:46 PM :lol:
I'm so stupid lol...I actually had to think. I was like "wait, he banged his kid's math teacher?"
Haha oh my god me too. I'm so slow at these things, haha. That joke was hilarious though. :D
Penny Lane 09-17-2005, 07:37 PM Funny, but a mite X-rated for this board? :nonono:
ABlairican Pie 09-18-2005, 12:38 PM Funny, but a mite X-rated for this board? :nonono:Maybe, but it sure is a hoot!! :lol:
Superstar 09-18-2005, 01:06 PM :rofl:
crystals 09-18-2005, 03:25 PM I was slow on this one. I first thought he banged his kid's math teacher. Now I see she meant he was a student in one of her classes. Sorry, I'm kind of slow this morning. :lol:
Mr. Cranky 09-18-2005, 04:19 PM That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in I can't remember how long.
YoliUSA 09-18-2005, 05:03 PM :lol:
*Miss Randomness* 09-18-2005, 07:30 PM LMFAO :lol:
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