What is your favorite quote?

"Happy and Peppy and Bursting with Love!" (A song written by Felix Unger) lol

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Jenny

There are so many

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

O What A Goose I am

The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves.

ARISTOPHONES!!!!! Ridiculous

Take the Squid!! What are you? Jacques Cousteau?

I'm neutral, like Switzerland.

I have to destroy Nosenstein.

And I think more I'm sure I could come up with so many other.

There are just too many... here's just one of the greats:

"When I look back on the best times of my life, none of it was for my own good."

~~~Oscar~~~

"I'd like to break his nose, but I only got two hands"

Oscar, after he and his poker buddies taunt Murray about his lack of aggressiveness as a cop. Murray subsequently arrests everyone for betting during a poker game.

Boy do I miss crazy Rhoda Zimmerman !!!!!

"THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS I AM A NUEROTIC MAD MAN AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT!!


Does Unger Gum Blow bubbles??

I own half the dog...Go race your half..My half stays...

I'm glad it happened in this room...

"captain..There is a enourmous woman blocking the aisle"

" I was in the army...And I had to make decision that would change history percee...But i had th sense of accomplishment that I felt....When I requisitioned some pieces of wood...And I built one small house.."BIRD"!! With these two hands...

When the going gets tough..Unger quits..

"The only opera I ever saw had the Marx Brothers in it"..++

In 1973 all of history was rewritten by "Oscar Madisoy"..

Oscar: "I called ya Felix. Whaddya got?"

Felix: "Three Queens."

O: "Felix, you don't have three queens."

F: "Two queens."

O: "You don't have ANY queens!"

F: "Two effeminate nines?"

Originally posted by Brett Ferino:
What is your favorite quote?

"This man is a stooge of management, a corporation puppet, one of those grey men you see skulking throught the halls of any giant cartel, nameless, faceless men, without SCRUPLES! I think I speak for the rest of this court when I say 'YOU MAKE ME SICK, GET OFF THE STAND!!'"

Felix: I don't like pits, pits, pits in my juice,juice, juice.
Felix again: If I don't see Paul Williams, I'll Die!
Paul William's bodyguard: You groupies are all alike.

That's down by the docks. It'll be dark. I'd better bring my big spoon.

Tossing a match turns you on?

...Or i'll twist your little rigaletto.

The password is gravy.

fate gave me the nose, and fate will take my nose away.

Ace of spades, the death card.

where's the spook eh?

You will have prepared for me, bay leaves glove garlic and a half a chicken...sometimes i get a little hungry around midnight.

what do you have under leaky pipes?
Puddles.

Look at this, he's hitting me with bolivian chickens.

Que es mollie and siddo en el germany?
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