Bobby F.
08-30-2005, 05:52 PM
It's just a joke folks. Don't take it seriously.
Very Southern Lady :D
A very gentle Southern lady was driving
across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car,
rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of
your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead;
I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb-ass Yankee."
Very Southern Lady :D
A very gentle Southern lady was driving
across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car,
rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of
your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead;
I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
dumb-ass Yankee."