View Full Version : worst lines in a movie?


Rene
08-21-2005, 01:33 AM
ya know when you see a movie and a character says something really corny or it doesnt make sense?

this is from batman forever
Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read?
Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic.

what the heck does that mean?

Ireneparalegal
08-21-2005, 01:35 AM
Dirty Dancing:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" WHAT THE F***? Stupid, lame, idiotic, insane, crap.
A smart guy wouldn't say that to the father of the girl you just screwed and want to keep on screwing. Sorry folks.

Ireneparalegal
08-21-2005, 02:12 AM
"Bring the dog. I Love Animals. I'm a great cook." - Fatal Attraction

Ireneparalegal
08-21-2005, 02:18 AM
It's my way or the highway - Roadhouse (Patrick Swayze AGAIN!!!!)

crystals
08-21-2005, 06:51 PM
I watch a ton of old films so I have heard tons of corny lines.

In "The Philadelphia Story"

Mike: "Oh, I am, am I?"
Tracy: "Yes, you am, are you!"

Mike: "There's a magnificence in you Tracy, a magnificence that comes out of your eyes, that's in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You're lit from within, bright, bright, bright. There are fires banked down in you, hearthfires and holocausts"

Mike: " I would sell my grandmother for a drink- and you know how I love my grandmother."

From "It's a Wonderful Life":

George Bailey:"What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."
Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?"
George Bailey: "Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?"

Ireneparalegal
08-21-2005, 11:38 PM
although this is memorable, it doesn't seem good: Love means never having to say your sorry. (THE HELL IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!) Love Story

I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE
08-22-2005, 09:25 PM
I'M KING OF THE WORLD

Ireneparalegal
08-23-2005, 12:31 AM
Freddy Kruger - "What's the matter kid, tongue tied?"

savageamusement
08-23-2005, 06:16 AM
From Cat O'Nine tails.

The new boyfriend turns to the girl
"What time is it? He asks
9:00 pm she says...

"WOW did you know that 9:00 is the time most people who stay together forever first made love?"

(SHEEEEEEESH)
Bad line, bad quote, sheesh.