1- "The Breakout."- Kramer enlists Newman to get them out of jail, it don't work and they are sentenced to another three months.

2- "The Airport Layover."- Trying to get his son and his friends out of jail, Morty is delayed at the airport.

3- "The Bail."- Morty bails the gang out.


4- "The New Life."- The neighborhood has changed. The building is under new management, Monk's is no longer and Elaine's job has been given away. Kramer decides to move back to California and everyone misses him.

5- "The O' Ping Factor."- Ping is Kramer's delivery boy.

6- "The Exec."- Kramer becomes a MGM executive.

7- "The Kramer Kid."- Kramer marries and learns he's gonna become a father. He quickly lets the gang know.

8- "The Big Wave."- Jerry charters a boat for him and girlfriend Patti, they hit a big wave and it gets both of them soaked and they both end up with a bad cold.

9- "The Breast."- Kramer becomes obsessed with chicken breast.

10- "The Reckoning."- The gang encounters old faces. The Bubble Boy, TV Elaine, TV George, TV Kramer, and Babu among them.

11- "The New Place."- Jerry's new apartment look is so appealing to George, he wants to becomes roomies with him.

12- "The New Worker."- Elaine meets her successor.

13- "The Peterman Encounter."- Elaine finds Peterman collecting unemployment at the same place she is.

14- "The Cell Phone."- Kramer gets a fluke of a cell phone.

15- "The Cell Phone Madness."- Kramer gets a new phone.

16- "The Relationship."- Jerry is attatched to his new girlfriend.

17- "The Pet."- Jerry buys a toy poodle.

18- "The Kramer."- A street name is changed to Kramer Way.

19- "The Slopes."- Jerry vacations at a ski resort.

20- "The Nightclub."- Jerry's nightclub is gone.

21- "The Stone."- Jerry buys an expensive ring for his girlfriend.

22- "The Engagement."- Jerry gets engaged.

23- "The Moving."- Kramer comes back home.

24- "The Wall."- Kramer paints Jerry's walls.

25- "The Death In The Family Fare reanactment."- George gets in trouble with the FAA from his airport experience in '93.

26- "The Wedding."- Jerry gets married.

pat

Seinfeld Season Eleven starring

JERRY SEINFELD
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUSS
MICHAEL RICHARDS
AND JASON ALEXANDER

WITH WAYNE KNIGHT, LIZ SHERIDAN, BARNEY MARTIN, ESTELLE HARRIS, JOHN O' HURLEY AND JERRY LEWIS AS FRANK COSTANZA.

1- "The Memories."- Jerry remembers meeting George for the first time, and takes it from there remaniscing on Memory Lane up until 1998.

2- "The Susan Factor."- Before George gets his next new girl, he wants to judge everyone by whether-or-not Susan would've liked them.

3- "The Purple Dyed Sweater."- Puddy buys Elaine a used sweater.

4- "The Nightclub."- Jerry re-locates to another club.

5- "The Shrink."- Elaine makes friends with a shrink, and wants Kramer to meet with him. The shrink, Doctor Frasier Crane. Frasier is blackmailed by his ex-wife. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

6- "The Lilith Syndrome."- Elaine becomes friends with Frasier's ex. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

7- "The New Guy On The Block."- Frasier quits at KACL and moves in with Jerry. Guest Bebe Neuwirth

8- "The Great Thinker."- Frasier has second thoughts on quitting KACL. Guests John Mahoney, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin and Bebe Neuwirth.

9- "The Relieved Jerry."- Jerry recooperates from his exhausting experience with Dr. Crane. Lilith interrupts his peace. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

10- "The Sex Machine."- Lilith has sex with George. Lilith breaks off her friendship with Elaine. Guest Bebe Neuwirth.

11- "The Long Goodbye."- Lilith moves out of the foursome's lives.

12- "The Backstroke."- Elaine takes swim lessons from Jerry.

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13- "The Deck."- Jerry installs a deck.

14- "The Card."- Frasier sends an invite to Seattle to Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer.

15- "The Disc Wiper Offer Guy Meets Kramer."- Kramer glues himself to his fridge. Jerry tries to fix a glitch on his DVD of Prognosis Negative.

16- "The Vaseline."- George uses vasoline.

17- "The Hand Sanitizer."- Hand sanitizers are donned bacterial by yours truly, Newman.


pat

I don't get this thread...??

It's whats called "fan fiction." You make up new episodes for old shows, generally with the old titles, but sometimes with different ones, just creating the NEXT season or so. Generally the open and shut shows, I do new shows, and with the shows that were never really "completely complete" like Seinfeld, although given a proper finale, it cant stop there. No-one moved, these nuts are still together! So I started season ten, then eleven.


18- "The Renewal."- George wants to renew a video at the library, but instead ends up doing errands for Elaine, Jerry, and Newman daily, each day costing him an extra 2.00, which is alot to cheapskate George. Kramer takes on chickens to watch them have **** fights and just to keep as a pet.

19- "The Coffee Cream Sucks."- Elaine complains to a new Monk's owner that the new brand coffee cream stinks.

20- "The Senses Are's A Goin'."- Kramer starts to lose his 5 senses, one by one.

21- "The Mad Hatter Show (1)."- A crazy man claims to be Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland's Mad Hatter.

22- "The Mad Hatter Show (2)."- Elaine is careful around the crazy coocoo guy, who at midnight, disappears. Jerry, thinking he's lost him, falls asleep.

23- "The Next Morning Wake-Up Call Guy."- Jerry wakes up late to, who else, the Mad Hatter who's first morning word's to Jerry are- "More tea?"

24- "The Shortcut."- Jerry finds a shortcut on a busy road, then gets into an accident. To confuse things, the Hatter is with him.

END OF SEASON ELEVEN

SEINFELD SEASON TWELVE

JERRY SEINFELD

"SEINFELD."

JULIA-LOUIS DREYFUSS
MICHAEL RICHARDS
JASON ALEXANDER
WAYNE KNIGHT
BARNEY MARTIN
LIZ SHERIDAN
ESTELLE HARRIS
JOHN O' HURLEY
AND JERRY LEWIS AS FRANK COSTANZA

ALSO WITH HARRY ANDERSON AS THE MAD HATTER AND BOB BALABAN AS RUSSELL DALRYMPLE


1- "The Re-Pitch."- Jerry and George try to sell their pilot to NBC again.

2- "The Return of the Russ."- Russell returns to NBC, just in time for Jerry and George.

3- "The Diet."- George's mother tries to make him think he's killing her bit by bit. She goes on a diet.

4- "The Dragon."- Jerry fears dragons after visiting a Japaneze man's house, to whom he delivered medicine to before in his life, working as a boy at a pharmacy.

5- "The Concentrating Idiots Who Will Never Concentrate No Matter How Much the Level of Concentration."- Jerry and George are dead in the water for a new pilot idea.

6- "The Photograph."- Jerry's newest picture is one of him kissing Kramer near the lips. Newman sends the photo to a national tabloid. The picture taker--- Newman. Why the kiss?... Kramer came up with an idea for the pilot.

7- "The City Trip."- Elaine discovers someone stole her checkbook while crusin' around on bikes with George in the big city.


8- "The Carrot Juicer."- Jerry buys a worthless carrot juicer.

9- "The Very, Very Good Pilot."- The NBC representives give George and Jerry a 5 episode testing season.

10- "The Grade."- Jerry discovers an old school writing from 20 years in the past that inspired the pilot.

11- "The Burger Caper."- Kramer steals 10,000 hamburger buns unknowingly.

12- "The Casting Day."- Jerry decides to cast his friends for the pilot and the following four test episodes.

13- "The Stand-in Soup."- Jerry spills hot soup on his stand-in.

14- "The Backrub."- The Mad Hatter gives Jerry a good backrub. Is Jerry losing his mascunility? Elaine thinks so.

15- "The Contest II."- A new mascunility contest forms.

16- "The Volcano."- George injurs himself on a live volcano.

17- "The Thief."- A purse is stolen, and the disturbing fact of the matter is, Jerry is the one who's looking for it. 2 remain in the mascunility contest--- Kramer and George.

18- "The New Pilot."- The pilot's opening credits are a disaster. The problem is fixed and the pilot goes national on the second Thursday of April.

19- "The Car."- Jerry's new car needs a tune-up.

20- "The Mini-Bar."- The Mad Hatter is always seemingly drunk around Jerry. He discovers a mini-bar has been installed in a small compartment of the apartment.

21- "The Cape Cod."- Jerry and George come up with episode 2 in relaxing Cape Cod. A hurricane comes upon them.

22- "The Hurricane George (1)."- When the hurricane hits, George returns to his thought that if the series was ever successful he'd be dead.

23- "The Hurricane George (2)."- Trying to escape, an enraged Jerry and a health panicked George, fall of a cliff with the car.

24- "The Hurricane George (3)."- George and Jerry sustain a great amount of injuries, and when getting back up on land to a hospital, they discover its even worse than they thought.

25- "The Hurricane George (4)."- Jerry and George write their wills.

26- "The Hurricane George (5)."- Hospital chaos forms.

27- "The Hurricane George (6)."- George contacts Russell telling him to do what he wants with the pilot.



end of season twelve

pat

SEASON THIRTEEN
Starring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Harry Anderson, Liz Sheriden, Barney Martin, Estelle Harris, Bob Balaban, John O' Hurley, and Jerry Lewis as Frank Costanza.

1- "The Contact."- Jerry's wife (Jennifer Aniston) worries about her hubby.

2- "The Pick-up, The Break-up."- After deciding they both don't want a commitment quite yet, Jerry and Jen go their seperate ways, though no divorce procedures go through, as they still are in love. They decide this while Jerry is still in the hospital. They passionately kiss one another goodbye. Jerry procedes, "That's one hell of a girl." Russell contacts Jerry informing him he's been picked up for a series. After finishing the pilot and episode 2, Jerry and George find out that the 3rd, 4th, and 5th episodes have also been aired. After recovering, they start out the second season.

3- "The Second Season."- Jerry gets news the season two premiere sucked.

4- "The Hatter in the Box."- The Mad Hatter gives George a near heart attack when he pops out of a box as a clown, what George's greatest fear is.

5- "The Nuts."- Traveling for business on Delta Airlines, George makes a fuss over them serving nuts on a plane where a customer may be allergic.

6- "The Hitler Lookalike."- Elaine encounters a mystery man, an Adolf Hitler lookalike. The man follows her and never takes his eye off her the whole time he is following her. What does the mystery man want for Elaine's life? Gum.

7- "The Pencil Point."- Jerry stabs a proper, prim schoolteacher (Miriam Flynn), also a little on the wacky side--- with a pencil. She takes him before the honorable Judge Clayton McHazel Andrews (Jack Klugman), in court.

8- "The Braces."- Elaine's newly adopted foster kid gets horrible looking braces. She lies to him and tells him they're "nice".

9- "The Sleepwalker."- Dr. Horatio Reinhardt's (Thomas Haden Church) busy schedule is interrupted by a concerned Jerry, worried about friend George's sleepwalking. Jerry's old, insomnia treating, friend, helps out Jerry by sneaking George into the schedule.

10- "The Botch-Up."- Some of Horatio's schedule is put on the backburner, thanks to Jerry. For not seeing the patients, Horatio is reprimanded from his boss (Bronson Pinchot).

11- "The Bottle Cap."- A bottle cup is flung off of George's water bottle in Yankee Stadium at the playoffs, upon his reaction to the Yankees missing a hit. It hits Big Stein. Meanwhile, he worries about the "whereabouts of his precious cap". "---------------", is a George quote from the episode.

12- "The Poor Show."- The poorest show yet of Jerry and George's show occurs, literally about nothing. NOTHING. Just watching the foursome sit around going about their daily lives with absolutely no plot or motive OR DIALOGUE/LINES! whatsoever.

13- "The Cancellation (1)."- Jerry and George face the possiblity of being cancelled upon being contacted by Russell Dalrympile, head of NBC, himself. (Who actually was at one time the show's hugest fan! He supported it, stood behind it, nurtured it, watched it grow into a beautiful series! Saw how it may work, how it operated, Self-promoted the show (for example to Elaine))

14- "The Cancellation (2)."- "Jerry", created by Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza, is canned. Then, given one more shot, after a persuasion to Russ on George's part. (Boy, is that George a go-getter or what?)

15- "The Jerry Dance."- Jerry invents a laughable dance, and to make matters worse, Elaine dances it.

16- "The Guy Who Stole The Raisins' Return."- The guy who won the part of Kramer on "Jerry" returns with the same box of raisins he had stole 9 years prior. George pursues him.


17- "The Ship."- Jerry is a pirate after being mistaken for one, and gets caught in the catch of the century- a 21 foot killer whale!

18- "The Job."- Jobless cousin of Jerry's, Randolph, asks him for a stand-up block.

19- "The Rub."- Elaine feels funny rubbing a strange man's back with suntan oil. George gets excruciating pain from sunburn.

20- "The Sleeper."- Jerry falls asleep, tired after having insomnia for six days, during a recital of his girlfriend's.

21- "The Fantasyland of Kramer (1)."- Kramer competes with Disney when he opens up Kramerland. Millions flock there on opening day, minus George, who's in trouble with Big Stein when he catches him eating a hamburger without pickles under his desk taking another one of his world famous naps. (Big Stein makes a bigger beef over the pickles, being a pickle lover, a hilarious scene is in the scene with Big Stein.)

22- "The Fantasyland of Kramer (2)."- Kramer's business fails after he tallies up receipts wrong; for example, a 5,000 dollar check he thought read 500 dollars and being the holy man he is, returns the 4,500 dollars to the customer who bought tickets for his entire school for their senior trip.

23- "The Damn Good Second Season."- Russell orders an additional 22 episodes for season two after the strong second episode. (It made up for the opener which was horrid.)

24- "The New Beginning."- George sees himself successful for the first time in his life.

Season Fourteen starring Jerry Seinfeld
and Harry Anderson.

co-starring Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards as Kramer and Bob Balaban as Russell Dalrympile.

1- "The Mad Second Season Introduction."- The Mad Hatter suddenly becomes Jerry's best friend when he discovers that the Hatter has talent and gives him a go after much persistance, to act a role on the show. The ratings skyrocket.

Pat

2- "The Over and Out."- Kramer's new method of communicating makes sense to the trio.

3- "The Pickup Line."- Jerry tries out the "9 most stupid pickup lines" on various women, as he runs out of ideas of his own. The 9 individual most stupid pickup lines was a book written by Kramer. They work.

4- "The Schonfeld."- George and Big Stein clash on an idea for a Jerry bobblehead.

5- "The Hatter's Story."- The Hatter meets a girl and gets the highest salary of the cast, even Jerry. A rivalry ensues.

6- "The Ice Cream Sundae."- Ice cream lovers Hatter and Seinfeld meet in an alley to rumble with an all out ice cream eating contest.

7- "The Sphinx."- Kramer destroys an ancient work of art that George previously purchased from a drunk for 5 dollars, worth (known to george) 60 million dollars.

8- "The Pencil Point."- Elaine sits on a pencil point and lets out a weird scream.

9- "The Jam-up."- Minutes before his supposed meeting with a big executive, Jerry gets into a car wreck.

Pat

10- "The Wrong Hat"- Jerry's buys the wrong hat at a store and cant find the recipt to return it and George loses his wallet
11- "The News Anchor"- Kramer gets in a fight with a smart aleck news anchor(played by Chevy Chase)
12- "The Winter of George"- George tries to make the best of a cold winter by going on vaction to Hawaii with Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine
13. "The Flight" - The gang is on the plane ride to Hawaii but finds out Newman is on the same flight
14 "The Surfers "- The gang arrives in Hawaii and they all enter a surfing contest except for Newman who wants to watch Jerry lose insted.

15-"The Limbo contest"- The gang enters a limbo contest and Elaine gets a sunburn on her face which everyone notices
16- "The Rush"- The gang rushes to catch their plane back to New York and Newman is on the return flight
17- "The Big Shoes"- Jerry's gets new shoes but their to big (guest Bill Murray)
18- "The game"- The gang goes to a football game but face heavy traffic and many other problems
19-"The Blizzard"- A giant blizzard hits New York and the gang is snowed in Jerry's apartment and George goes crazy from being snowed in
20- "The Weatherman"- An annoying weatherman (Norm Macdonald) becomes good friends with George but everyone else hates him
21- "The Stapler"- The Hatter loses his stapler and accuses George of taking it

22-"The Zit"- Elaine has a zit everyone notices
23- "The Boxer"- Kramer becomes a famous prize fighter and Jerry is his coach and Michael Buffer guest stars as himself
24- "The Dreams"- The gang has several interesting dreams (like Kramer dreaming he's the president of the US! and Jerry dreaming he's a 1920's ganster)
end of season 14

Season 15
1- "The Drink"- Kramer invents a new alcoholic drink which is named after him and the Weatherman(Norm Macdonald) returns
2- "The Ball"- Jerry finds a priceless baseball someone lost and brags about it to the gang
3- "The Jump" George becomes the talk of the town when he jumps over a rolling garabage can to avoid injury
4- "The Beauty"- George falls in love with a woman who dosen't know he exists (guest David Spade)

I like your ideas but some are incomplete like THE BLIZZARD.

I'll continue from your last episode starting with 15.5, but first the credits. An important new role is added.

Jerry Seinfeld
in
SEINFELD SEASON FIFTEEN
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
Michael Richards
Jason Alexander
Richard Kline as Elaine's new boss and now included in the escapades of the gang
Estelle Harris
Liz Sheridan
Barney Martin
and Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza.

5- "Frank Writes A Script."- Frank proves a successful writer and George, Jerry and Russell hear him out for a script. The ideas don't exactly mesh perfectly.

6- "The Spell."- Elaine seems to have come under a winter spell combining spiritual and physical forces.

7- "The Hot Dog."- George hids up an unhideable ketchup stain on his shirt.

8- "The Checkbook."- Elaine goes over Jerry's receipts, out of boredom, and discovers he has cheated the government out of more than 6 million dollars.

9- "The Chum."- Elaine's new boss becomes chummy with her and Jerry.

10- "The Swim Meet."- Kramer takes a swim meet class and meets the new guy on the block.

11- "The Mummification Process."- Jerry ruins a mummy.

12- "The Kiss."- A kiss might've proven deadly when Jerry eats a peanut butter sandwich and proceeds to exchange salivary glands with a sexy woman who's allergic. The girl turns out only to have fainted.

13- "The Testing 1,2,3."- George plays around with expensive machinery, and brakes over a million dollars of it.

more soon...

Mr.Burns, feel free to jump in whenever, but I suggest editing those incomplete episodes (The Wrong Hat, The Limbo Contest, The Blizzard and I think that The Face Story was already done on a Seinfeld episode). But, keep up the good work, any one else is welcome to join in too whenever, but if you can please drop me a quick PM when you are planning on updating, so I can kind of supervize. I've already come up with many Seinfeld episodes, so you'd best read the whole list before you do a duplicate (not that that was the case with you or not that there would be anything wrong with that in the first place). Please stick to the main topics now, no matter what you do, but a tangent is good every once in a while too-

The "Jerry" Show
The New Boss
The Mad Hatter
and I think I'll start a thing on Jerry's divorce soon too. I would also appreciate it greatly if anyone posts more episodes to let me jump in every other post, because I really enjoy doing this, it makes the creative juices of my mind just flow out and I'm an avid writer, AS YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THROUGHOUT MY NUMEROUS FANFICS. I am extremely proud of especially this show's five seasons I've managed to imagine and create, and "Hartley to Hartley", an afterward to the "Bob Newhart" show. I suggest checking it out even if you're not a big Newhart fan like I, because that was really the main thread that I poured out my thoughts on and it's not that similar to TBNS or Newhart much at all, just with the same characters. Mary Tyler Moore fans also rejoice, for she too has a major role in the show (another idol). I've written 8 seasons worth of shows for HTH and am extremely proud.

So, that's me and my fanfics and general rules. Anyone else, please feel free to drop in at any time (w/ a PM first if manageable).

Thank you,
Seinfeld Season Ten thread "operator" (Yes, admins, I know I'm not the mod, notice I said "operator", or someone who runs something, and I for the most part am the most active runner of this thread),

Pat.

14-"The Abduction"- Kramer claims he was abducted by aliens and Geroge dissaperars( guests David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson)
15-"The Reality"- Kramer realizes his abduction was a bad dream and Geroge returns
16-"The Horse"- Kramer buys a crazy horse that gets loose and casues chaos
17-"The Elevator"- George refuses to ride a horse on the TV show and Elaine and her boss become trapped in a elevator and the anchor (Chevy Chase) helps them get out of the elevator.
18- "The Anchor Moves In"- The Anchor (Chevy Chase) moves in Jerry's apartment and Kramer tries to get him evicted until he hears that he saved Elaine.(in the last ep) Kramer then becomes friends with the Anchor.
19- "The Bell"- Kramer gets a cowbell that annoyes everyone and Elaine runs out of gas on the highway
20- "The Spring of George"- George says he will have the best spring ever after declaring he will win the New York loto's high winning total but fails to do so and Jerry buys a new shirt eyeryone likes.

21- "The Bris II."- Jerry attends a bris after months of excuses.

22- "The Tea Party."- The Mad Hatter hosts a tea party.

23- "The TV Show."- The Hatter gets his own TV show.

24- "The Kruntzfeller."- Kruntzfeller (Elaine's boss) wants her to present a presentation for the class, impressed by her speaking ability among the trio.

25- "The Wrench."- Elaine buys George a wrench after complaining about a faucet drip. It still continues (the drip).

26- "The Babysitter."- George babysits Big Stein's grandkids and the dog.

end of season fifteen

season sixteen starring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Richard Kline, Estelle Harris, Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin, Wayne Knight and Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza.

Pat

1-"The Fall Of George"- George and Kramer begins a successful fall season business of getting paid to rake peoples leaves of off their property but a rival leaf raking business competes with them(includes a halirous scene with Jerry and Frank where Geroge declares it "The Fall Of George")

2-"The Book"- Jerry writes a popular short book about his tv show called Jerry and Kramer convinces Jerry to have book singings for the book( guests Conan O'Brien who plays a man who loves Jerry's book and Joe Pesci who plays a man who hates it )

3- "The Rotten Eggs"- Kramer buys rotten eggs that stink up his apratment and no one can stand the smell

4- "The Italian Resturant"- The gang goes to a Italian resturant thats far away and get lost on the way and see the Anchor(Chevy Chase) is their with Newman when they arrive

5- "The Guitar"- Jerry starts playing the guitar and thinks he's good but Elaine thinks he's terrible

6- "The Penny"- George finds a penny and after he finds it good luck follows him

7- "The Hiccups"- Elaine has the hiccups and everyone tries to get them to stop even the weatherman(Norm Macdonald) who returns

8- "The Snowball Fight"- The gang has a huge snowball fight after it snows and it turns into a all out war where its eyeryone for themselves and Big Stein gets a bad haircut

9- "The Unibrow"- Everyone is suspicous of a mysterious man with a Unibrow(Tommy Lee Jones)

10- "The Host"- The gang meets a radio show host (Howard Stern) that they become friends with

11- "The Snow Globes"- Kramer makes his own snow globes and sells them to everyone and brings some of them to the Jerry show

12- "The Extras"- After a episode of the Jerry show finishes shooting the gang are extras in a new Western movie

13- "The Fall Down The Stairs"- George falls down the stairs and breaks his right leg which amuses Jerry until the same thing happens to him except he breaks his left leg

14- "The Black Eye"- Jerry gets a black eye by being hit by a door but no one beleives him

15- "The Lefty"- A famous left handed writer does a guest appearance on the Jerry show and Kramer and the Mad Hatter get obessed with eating popcorn

16- "The Candy Shop."- Kramer meets an archnemesis in a candy shop where a riot ensues.

17- "The Fancytalker."- George is weirded out by Jerry's new profound way of speaking.

18- "The Postal Carrier Award."- Newman gets a postal carrier award that comes with a license of nonstop self congratulations.

19- "The Mouthwash."- Jerry can't stand a friend's breath.
20- "The Coffee Table."- Kramer goes into small coffee tables.
21- "The Mouse Ate The Cat."- Kramer eats a rodent.
22- "The Santa Claus."- Jerry is a victim of identity theft. Is the thief Santa Claus?

season seventeen soon...

Pat

Just took a look at views, how did it jump from like 100 1 week ago to a staggering 400!? If you are enjoying this thread, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

Pat

season 17

"The Meeting" and other fan favorites are coming to TV! When Seinfeld-Season Seventeen hits the airwaves. Kramer has bad experiences with The Donald and aircrafts, Jerry buys a bus, Elaine has sexual encounters with her boss, and George does it again with another completely idiotic theme of idiocy! Have fun with this season. SEASON SEVENTEEN Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Wayne Knight, Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin, Estelle Harris, Richard Kline and Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza.

This is the final season of Seinfeld.

1- "The Meeting."- Kramer meets The Donald at a hat convention, of course with the crazy Mad Hatter in attendance who coaxed Kramer to be there in the first place. George can't stop watching the spaghetti scene of LADY AND THE TRAMP. Jerry is very "intrigued" by the title, also. On the way back from a business meeting, Elaine has sex with her boss. On the way back from the airport, Kramer loses all his bags, one containing 100,000 G's in it (for a mobster that screwed him over years back). Newman goes on a diet.

2- "The Camel Lot."- Kramer's latest scheme is brilliant for camel drivers--- in India, he starts a "camel lot" exclusively for parking camels.

3- "The Hillbilly."- A hillbilly is attracted to Jerry for something on his person, but what?

4- "The V."- Jerry is obsessed with the letter V after he has weird and erotic experiences with a Vicki, Vixen, and Vaseline jars!

5- "The Broken Zipper."- Stressed George, not being able to take his jacket off when the zipper breaks, sues the "Zip Co." company.

6- "The Have Yourself Another Dozen."- Elaine's boss has a fascination with her when she's drunk. So stumbling upon this fascinating aspect of hers at a corporate party where she dances, he schemes to get her drunk every day so she can be his love slave.


7- "The Subscription."- George adopts a delivery boy from a weird supermarket who crashes his car, makes a man go deaf, blind, and mute and in the hospital after not delivering his medicine on time, and helping out with the getting Elaine drunk effort. George, of course, is to blame for all of this. Jerry's subscription expires for a popular magazine whose last article kept him hanging.

8- "The Breakfast Club."- Kramer starts a breakfast cereal line, which Jerry likes. "He likes it, Jerry likes it!".

9- "The Bigger Newman."- Newman pigs out after losing 50 pounds on his diet, and he quickly gains it back, and then some.

10- "The Plant."- Elaine starts buying plants, obsessively. She gets drunk again.

11- "The Visit From Babu."- Babu wants Jerry to become partners with him in a new pizza venture of his (Babu's). guest star Brian George as Babu Bhatt.

more soon...

the final episodes of Seinfeld are on tap! Stay tuned!

Pat

12-"The Power Outage"- One night when the gang spends the night at Jerry's place the power goes out and the gang tries to pass the time by playing games (Monopoly, Truth Or Dare, Sharades and many others)

13-"The Ice Cream"- Kramer invents a popular brand of ice cream called "Kramers" and Jerry takes up skiing.

14-"The Billboard"- Kramer buys a billboard to advertise his ice cream and Elaine's boss has a opperation to remove his appendix

15-"The Concert"- The gang goes to a rock music concert that Elaine's boss also goes to and after the concert George is temporarily deaf

16-"The Pumpkin Carving Contest"- The gang enters a pumpkin carving contest that Newman wins and brags about to everyone

17-"The Poker Game"- Jerry starts a poker game night with the gang and Kramer uses air fresheners as cologne

18-"The Twilight Zone"- Geroge dreams he is in a epsidoe of the orginal twilight zone. He plays a rich man who is destroyed by money because he rejected his friends (played by the gang) and blew his money on foolish investments. It also includes a special guest appearance by Rod Serling through archive footage

19-"The Indiana Jones "- Kramers becomes obessed with Indiana Jones and George fights for items in a going out of business sale where everything must go (The sale scene is also set to Indiana Jones music)

20-"The Butler"- Jerry meets a rich man with a butler who hates Jerry but becomes friends with Kramer

21-"The Hot Chocolate"- Kramer and Newman invent their own hot chocolate and Elaine's boss wont give her a raise she desperately wants

22-"The Trip To Vegas Part 1"- The gang goes to Las Vegas and George claims he will strike it rich gambling their

23-"The Trip To Vegas Part 2"- George loses a ton of money in Vegas but eventually he breaks even and later the gang goes home

OK, MrBurns, good ideas, but I had my own, so I guess I will have to extend one more season. If you want to, start writing scripts for your ideas or start a new thread with more maybe "lost" episodes or something, but I really want to do the final season on my own. I'll let this season be a long one and let you do 7 more ideas, but that's the limit, I got alot of ideas up my sleeves.

Pat

OK, you're not interested then, so now that you passed, please leave the rest to me. I don't need anymore of your ideas.

the final season starring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan, Richard Kline and Larry David as Big Stein.

1- "The Trip To A Music Hall."- At Radio City Music Hall, while attempting to watch a filming of "Jeopardy!", Kramer gets lost in a big bathroom, George has sex in the closet and ends up naked on stage next to Alex Trebek (who guests as himself with Merv Griffin and Johnny Gilbert), Jerry and Elaine bicker over dates, and Big Stein is chummy with Newman.

2- "The Monkey Crap Clean Up Job."- Kramer opts to becoming a monkey crap clean-up guy at the zoo, low at money, and interested in the HELP WANTED job, at least up until his fight of crap with the apes.

3- "The Lights."- George is blinded when Kramer displays his new house full of lights, although the blindness is only temporary, so what could possibly happen to George? A prize fighting pig with odd talents tackles him in a pig farm in the country that he thought was a bathroom!

4- "The Pee Smell Of A Urinal."- Kramer confuses, at a fancy party when he goes "potty", the sink with the urinal!

5- "The Pop Goes The Jerry."- Dangerous fireworks explode in Jerry's hands in an all-out great western-themed episode of SEINFELD.

6- "The Coming Attractions."- George boothlegs, but only the coming attractions (by accident), which angers a few citizens, and a cop!

7- "The Table."- At Monk's, the gang feels awkward when the new management changes the style of the restaurant, and the tables, forcing a "diner movement", "like Rosa Parks did", as Kramer would say.

8- "The Foggy Road."- The fog brings mystery to the foursome.

more soon...

Pat

Please reply by telling me what you all think, but I beg of you, please do not post any episodes on your own, unless you put a disclaimer like LOST EPISODES or if you don't number an idea. But don't finish off the season for me, please. If you do, they will be ignored.

Pat

9- "The Kramer On Ice."- Kramer skates and wreaks havoc on Central Park's rink.
10- "The Cycle."- Kramer teaches a substitution for an ill teacher friend at a school and at dismissal, the parents in an uproar when they learn of what their children "learned in school today".
11- "The Can."- Kramer collects cans for a decoration on a friend's car as he gets married. Jerry gets the urge to go during a strenous workout at a gym.

12- "The Train Set."- Frank Costanza's vintage trains are wrecked by Kramer, taking the twosome to court.

13- "The Dumptruck Discovery."- A startling discovery is made on behalf of George and Kramer's, and a good one (well, kind of not for George), and all thanks to Kramer--- A "Susan Ross" is found in a dumptruck, and it is the Susan whom George was about to marry, when she died from envelope poisoning years before. It turns out that Susan was able to clone herself with a device concocted by her crazy uncle and forced that clone to do the envelope licking, having a fear of getting her tongue "disfigured". It was also an excuse to finally end it with George.

14- "The Happy Couple."- Susan and George are forced by the glad Ross's and Costanza's to marry, but by the end of the ceremony, they realize they really do love each other.

Well, a weird plot for those last two, huh? It just seemed very SEINFELD like to me, and I have some "fun" stuff planned for the reunited, now married couple coming up... That and much more is on tap for the final eleven episodes of SEINFELD. (Expect lengthy descriptions for all)

Pat

15- "The Working Stiff Job-Guy."- Kramer gets a job shoveling minour on a ranch, and there he invites the gang up for a visit to "party", but a serious call of nature on the part of one of the cows badly injures Kramer.

16- "The Life Expectancy."- George finds out that he has six weeks to live (or a technician spilled coffee on the X-rays). Wife Susan, by his side, tells him of the "good" news that he is not dying, and for a moment George is estatic--- then we flashback to "The Heart Attack.", then back to George as he relays those same classic words- "I think I'm having a heart attack."---- Verdict- lie (for after all, sympathy is underrated.)

coming up...

Jerry finds the "one", Elaine buys extravagant jewelry, and that finale we've all been waiting for, so big it needs to be broken down into a 2 hour special.

Don't miss it!

Pat

17- "The Pawn."- Kramer takes expensive jewelry of Elaine's to be fixed, then loses it!

18- "The One."- George goes after an old rival; Elaine buys a pet; Jerry pops the question to his latest girl; Kramer is mistaken for royalty.

19- "The Bad Word."- Jerry is fascinated by a man's ability to censor himself.

20- "The Hide and Go Seek Game."- Kramer plays with Jerry's to-be-wife's kids and loses one of them!

21- "The Finale (This Time It's For Real.) (Parts One Thru Four)."- A moving Kramer recalls old times with Jerry and George who also has plans to visit Hollywood for a few months to attempt to sell the pilot; Jerry helps Kramer move to a new New York City apartment; Elaine finds a man to move in with; Jerry finds himself lonely.

25- "Part Five."- George sells the pilot and Jerry moves with his future wife to Hollywood, where Elaine happens to be moving to as well with his ever-traveling boyfriend. Kramer is fed up with his new apartment and also heads for the sunny California! So just like that, the gang is together again!


This has been SEINFELD. Thank you for watching. Good night.

Pat