There have been a few made-up "dummy" jokes that have entered my mind, so I thought I'd make this thread for people to make their own "dummy" joke!
Here's one I'll put in right now:

FRED: You know Lamont, I'm gonna write a movie tellin' the world about how lousy you've treated me and all the stuff I've had to put up with from you.
LAMONT: A movie, huh? Well, what's it gonna be called?
FRED:"Dummy Dearest".
(You may or may not get this next line)
LAMONT: Yeah? Who you gonna get to play the "older me", Cal?

This should at least serve as a reminder that it doesn't have to be a great dummy joke, just put one in and let us read it!

LAMONT: Look what I got at the Goodwill, pop - "How to Pick Up Girls". It won't take me long to find somebody now.
FRED: And I'm sure it won't take too long for a girl to find you. All they have to do is read "How to Pick Up Dummies".

Of course, we all know about that 5-episode variety show with Japan's #1 music group:
"Pink Dummy and Fred"
:lol:

LAMONT: Someday I would like to own my own business.
FRED: If you owned your own business you could call it "Dummy Incorporated."

LAMONT: I'm gonna go out on the truck.
FRED: OK, but don't forget to put the "Dummy on Board" sticker on the window.

FRED: If there's a woman anywhere that's attracted to you, they got a word for that.
LAMONT: Yeah? What is it?
FRED: "Dummyphilia".

Here's one set in the future:

Lamont: Hey Pop, how about watching "Rescue 911?"
Fred: No thanks, son. There's a better show coming up that's perfect for you. "Dummy 911."

LaMont: Pop why wont you use this computer i got to do the inventory

Fred: I ain't never used one and besides I hate Windows

LaMont: Theres a new version out now pop, I learned it in five minutes

Fred: It must be called "Windows Dummy"

Fred: What the hell is that in you hands Lamont

LaMont: It's a video camera pop. Me and Rollo are going down to the beach and we gonna film chicks in them skimpy outfits

Fred: Why??

LaMOnt: We gonna make copies Pop and sell it all over California. We gonna be rich, all we need is a nmae.

Fred: Waht about "Girls Gone Dummies"

Lamont: "Hey pop, wanna go to the movies with me and Rollo to see a horror flick?"

Fred: "I can see a horror flick by watching you two....Mummy and Dummy!"

Of course, we all know about that 5-episode variety show with Japan's #1 music group:
"Pink Dummy and Fred"
:lol:
:rofl: I'd love to see that show, actually. Couldn't be any worse than the real thing. :eek: :rofl:

Fred: I see your old friend Oh-lio is on a new TV show - Dummy Miller!!

It was in the early 70's so Fred was talking to his buddies about the concert Lamont and Rollo went to.


They went to see Sly & The Family Dummies.

FRED: I can't wait to see you in your new James Bond movie.
LAMONT: Yeah? What is that?
FRED: "Octodummy".

Lamont: Rollo and I are gonna be in a movie!
Fred: I got the perfect name for it: "Dumb & Dummy!"

"It's like that cat said in the movie: Dummy is as dummy does, sir."

LAMONT: Hey pop, I bought us some gummy bears. One bag each!
FRED: Good. I'll just sit here at the TV with my gummy bears, and you can sit there at the inventory with your dummy bears.

FRED: You aughta go on "Star Search".
LAMONT: "Star Search"? What could I do?
FRED: You're a shoe-in for "Spokesdummy of the Year".

FRED: Now whatever Rolo does is his business, long as I don't have to put up with that hen he goin' with anymore. I'm sick & tired of her big mouth.
LAMONT: Well pop, I just invited both of 'em here for dinner.
FRED: You mean, that jailbird's comin' here?
LAMONT: I'm afraid so.
FRED: And that cow too? Oh no!
(Fred stands up)
This is it now. This is the big one! Elizabeth, I'm comin' ta join ya honey! You'll recognize me darlin'! I'm just off the set of "Mr. Dummy's Neighborhood." With his friends, Special Delivery Rolo, and his girl - Lady Blabberin'!

Lamont: Hey Pop. Looks like you're doing a crossword puzzle.
Fred: That's right son. There's a five letter word that begins with D, ends with Y and the other three letters are U M M. That spells "Dummy."