8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2.You make her cry, I make you cry.

3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.

5.Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.

6.No complaining while waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.

7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.

8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

Haha I remember reading that somewhere online a while ago. Thanks for posting that, it's funny!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He sounds like how Hulk Hogan is with his daughter,but I don't know if John ever put a tracking device on the car so he knows where they are on a date with a guy

I read an interview with John just a little after 8 Simple Rules came out and he was asked if he had any rules in his house or something like that, and he said he had one rule. But I can't remember what it was. It was something like do what makes you happy. :confused: I'm not sure, but it sure sounds like John! :D I'll see if I can find the interview. I don't know if I will, but I'll try. It was a sweet interview! :)

Go here and see that the guy at the website is sick with the way he talks about 8 Simple Rules

http://ruthlessreviews.com/8simplerules.html

At the risk of getting chewed out, I must point out that there is an 8 Simple Rules Board- and you are talking about that show alone- and that there is no reason for this to be under 3's Company.

At the risk of getting chewed out, I must point out that there is an 8 Simple Rules Board- and you are talking about that show alone- and that there is no reason for this to be under 3's Company.

Sorry! That's my fault. I had forgotten about that. My bad!

It is about John Ritter

It is about John Ritter

There is a board devoted to 8 Simple Rules- case closed.

There is a board devoted to 8 Simple Rules- case closed.

Again, I apologize. I made a mistake and I am sorry, ok?

Again, I apologize. I made a mistake and I am sorry, ok?

I am not criticizing you.

I was talking to Chain Gang Member for his quote.

I have no problem with you or anyone, I was just making a point.

I am not criticizing you.

I was talking to Chain Gang Member for his quote.

I have no problem with you or anyone, I was just making a point.

I understand. I'm just making sure that everyone knows that I had forgotten about the 8SR board. :)

probably because it's kinda like a ghost town since 8SR was cancelled...for now

probably because it's kinda like a ghost town since 8SR was cancelled...for nowYeah that's very true. So don't worry about it Lauren! :wave: No need to be sorry! :D

Go here and see that the guy at the website is sick with the way he talks about 8 Simple Rules

http://ruthlessreviews.com/8simplerules.html


OMG! that guy is such a....well i don't want to say it in mixed company but you can fill in the blanks after you read what this guy says about the show...

Yeah that's very true. So don't worry about it Lauren! :wave: No need to be sorry! :D
This is going to be the last week for '8SR' to be on, after this week, 'Supernanny' will fiit's time slot:(. Well, we knew this would come . Hopefully, they'll offer '8SR' on dvd in the future.