am I the only person who finds a real unexpected camp pleasure from the latest R. Kelly single? Like someone on VH1's Best Week Ever said, it sounds like a fifth graders poetry.

I think it's a load of crap,dude. Like a twisted up soap oprea or something

lmao i saw clips of it from "best week ever" and i just had to laugh.

No thanks. I don't like my soaps set to music.

lmao i saw clips of it from "best week ever" and i just had to laugh.
lol, me too,david. :lol:

LOL, the original and all its 4 sequels are annoying.

Didn't he do a song similar to this a few years back with Kelly Price and Ron Isley?

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

exactly!! it's so stupid it's entertaining

i find the plot entertaining too, as stupid as the song is.

*screaming* HE GOES IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR!!!!!!! SHE'S BITING HER NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!11
:brent

isn't there a line "i'm about to climax"? lol

isn't there a line "i'm about to climax"? lol
lol I saw that on Best Week Ever.

Put Me In The Toilet:

She had a shrinking machine
Her husband walked in the door
she didn't know where to put me
so she used the lasers on me
and I shrunk down to 3 inches
and she said "sorry but I'm gonna drop you in the toilet"
He came in the house
He had constipation
The wife said "whatever you do, please don't go to the toilet"
He got mad and suspicious
And went to the bathroom
I am worried, I think he's coming to the toilet
Oh no, he's coming to the toilet
he's unzipping his pants
oh **** I'm in the toilet!!!
He's doing his business
he hears a scream
he wonders what it is
he looks down and around
he even looks at the ground
then his head tilts towards the toilet
he's looking in the toilet
does he see me?
oh no, he's reaching for the flusher
he's flushing me down the toilet?
am I gonna die?

lol I saw that on Best Week Ever.
yeah me too. hahahah.

I turned it off whenever I saw it come on. Guess I missed alot. :lol:

I turned it off whenever I saw it come on. Guess I missed alot. :lol:

oh, I hardly pay attention to R. Kelly, but the song is so laugh-out-loud absurd that it's hilarious.

He isn't singing, he's narrating the song.

oh, I hardly pay attention to R. Kelly, but the song is so laugh-out-loud absurd that it's hilarious.

He isn't singing, he's narrating the song.
He's narrating a "ghettopera."

oh, I hardly pay attention to R. Kelly, but the song is so laugh-out-loud absurd that it's hilarious.

He isn't singing, he's narrating the song.
and screaming.

Wow it must have been a pain in the ass for him to sing all of that.

It sucks.

It sucks.
...ass

does anyone find the situation a little unrealistic considering R. Kelly? I saw the five videos on VH1 the other day. R. cheated on his girlfriend (or wife?) with another woman whose married....

Why isn't Dakota Fanning or somebody the love interest here? I mean, R. doesn't like them 30 year old girls. LOL

OMG I watched this last night on VH1. I don't know why, I guess I needed a good laugh. It really does sound like a 5th grader wrote it!!

"Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
he say's, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes"

"I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please dont shoot
3, he says dont shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the gun's in my hand
He opens the door, I can't believe, it's a man"

What the hell is this?? It's a bunch of crap!!! my fav line has to be:

"He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...." :lol: You gotta laugh, even though it is crap! ;)

This is like tthe worst song ever made :lol:

It's amusing at best if it even gives you a chuckle it's served it's purpose.

LOL@Kristen J hahahahahahahahahaha. R Kelly saying he walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet, now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet is funny as hell. The song is corny to me. I don't like R Kelly anymore. Last album i liked by him is Chocolate Factory. When i heard his Happy People/You Saved Me double cd, i gave up on him because that album is hella wack to me. I like his new video with the rapper The Game. I saw the video a few days ago. Maybe his braids are too tight & it's making him make wack songs LOL. He should've stayed baldheaded.

I hate it, its so stupid

The song is called Trapped In The Closet, not Put Me In The Closet. To answer somebody's question about the song R Kelly did with Ronald Isley & Kelly Price, that video was just like Trapped In The Closet video. It was like a soap opera. Ronald Isley need to sit his old ass down somewhere thinkin he's Mr Biggs LOL.

LOL@Kristen J hahahahahahahahahaha. R Kelly saying he walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet, now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet is funny as hell. The song is corny to me. I don't like R Kelly anymore. Last album i liked by him is Chocolate Factory. When i heard his Happy People/You Saved Me double cd, i gave up on him because that album is hella wack to me. I like his new video with the rapper The Game. I saw the video a few days ago. Maybe his braids are too tight & it's making him make wack songs LOL. He should've stayed baldheaded.LOL! :lol: I know, it's sooooo stupid! My mom saw part one yesterday and she hated it!! I only watch it if I need a laugh though. ;)

LOL@he walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet, now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Jesus, he's mining this territory for all it's worth, and it ain't much - which proved my point that he's a weak songwriter. :rolleyes: Always has been.

Although, I must admit its godawfulness rightfully deserves to be many folks' guilty pleasure.

Although, I must admit its godawfulness rightfully deserves to be many folks' guilty pleasure.

I'd agree with that though I don't think it's godawful. I'm not an R. Kelly fan, but listening to parts 1 through 5 all the way through last week I have to give him points just for being creative. It made me laugh at various times throughout the song, and I think it was intentional on Kelly's part. Guilty pleasure is a perfect way to describe it for me.

You're right. "Godawful" is too strong a word, because I honestly don't think it is. I will replace it with ridiculous.

I think the song is actually meant to be a "descriptive video service" for the blind as a commentary for the video for those who can't see, lol.

The song is called Trapped In The Closet, not Put Me In The Closet. To answer somebody's question about the song R Kelly did with Ronald Isley & Kelly Price, that video was just like Trapped In The Closet video. It was like a soap opera. Ronald Isley need to sit his old ass down somewhere thinkin he's Mr Biggs LOL.

When I read the last sentence, I bust out laughing :rofl: Ron Isley really does. As my sister used to say: The Isley Brothers will make you take your panties off. Let it be a memory Ron and say thanks for the good times. I love R. Kelly. I put him down, picked him back up, and now I've gotta put him down on this chapter. Unfortunately, R. Kelly's music will forever be mixed up. You can't sing U Saved Me and then go to Trapped In The Closet.
Such brilliant talent going to waste. I'll forever hold "Twelve Play" as my favorite. :)

imagine being 16 and watching r kelly and his wife having sex with ur uncle-thatsa what happened to me

imagine being 16 and watching r kelly and his wife having sex with ur uncle-thatsa what happened to me


What :confused:

i was watching the part where r kelly has sex with his wife with my uncle- he was watching it with me and it was uncomfortable

i was watching the part where r kelly has sex with his wife with my uncle- he was watching it with me and it was uncomfortable

Okey dokey. :) It's late and the previous post confused me. :confused: The way the sentence ran together, I thought what :eek:

My mind is not in the gutter, it's just winding down right about now. Time for bed. :sleep2:

i was watching the part where r kelly has sex with his wife with my uncle- he was watching it with me and it was uncomfortable


lol, at first it sounded like your uncle was kinky and you walked in and saw him with R. Kelly and Mrs. R. Kelly? :lol:

lol now that i read that it does sound like that

LOL@Zions Mother laughin at Ronald Isley hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He does need to sit his old ass down & stop thinking he's a pimp LOL. Have you seen the Isley Brothers Busted video? He had on a Paul Pierce Celtics basketball jersey with a white fur coat hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You should've seen him on a couple episodes of the Steve Harvey Show. His character's name was Pretty Tony. He tried to holla at Regina & he told her to call him Pretty Tony. She said i can't LOL. She obviously thought he wasn't pretty LOL. There was one episode where him & The Hightops were supposed to practice with Steve Harvey for their concert. The Hightops were late showing up to rehearsals. Steve asked Ronald where had he been. Ronald said Steve i'm sorry i'm late but a emergency came up at the beauty shop. A woman came in with her own hair & nobody knew what to do hahahahahahahahahahaha. T-Bone played by TK Carter was also one of The Hightops. Steve said to T-Bone, you over a hour late again. T-Bone said so what's a hour. That's still less time than your grammy speech took LOL. Later on Ronald said i'm getting off the stage because i don't wanna mess up my profile. T-Bone said you ain't been pretty since gas was 75 cents LOL.

LOL@Zions Mother laughin at Ronald Isley hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He does need to sit his old ass down & stop thinking he's a pimp LOL. Have you seen the Isley Brothers Busted video? He had on a Paul Pierce Celtics basketball jersey with a white fur coat hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You should've seen him on a couple episodes of the Steve Harvey Show. His character's name was Pretty Tony. He tried to holla at Regina & he told her to call him Pretty Tony. She said i can't LOL. She obviously thought he wasn't pretty LOL. There was one episode where him & The Hightops were supposed to practice with Steve Harvey for their concert. The Hightops were late showing up to rehearsals. Steve asked Ronald where had he been. Ronald said Steve i'm sorry i'm late but a emergency came up at the beauty shop. A woman came in with her own hair & nobody knew what to do hahahahahahahahahahaha. T-Bone played by TK Carter was also one of The Hightops. Steve said to T-Bone, you over a hour late again. T-Bone said so what's a hour. That's still less time than your grammy speech took LOL. Later on Ronald said i'm getting off the stage because i don't wanna mess up my profile. T-Bone said you ain't been pretty since gas was 75 cents LOL.

I remember that episode. I love Steve Harvey. I saw Ron Isley in the Newark airport. He was sitting with a woman in the Sabrett's hotdog shop. If he needs to hang on to the Mac Daddy image, I aint mad at him. I still love him too. As soon as I saw him in the airport, I whipped out my cell phone and called my sister. I'm like girl I'm looking right at Ron Isley and he is looking right at me. My sisters famous response, "Girl Shut Up". I was like a little kid. If he had been alone or with another guy, I would have approached him.

Speaking of Mac Daddy's, Eddie Levert is another. :lol:

LOL@Eddie Levert is a mac daddy. He just recently got married. I saw a picture of him & his wife in Jet magazine. That same episode on Steve Harvey Show i was tellin you about, there was somethin else i thought was funny. Clyde who was in The Hightops said during their rehearsals that they can bring the women on stage when they do their hit song Brick House. Steve said Clyde that was the Commodores LOL. T-Bone said Lionel Richie wanted me to join the Commodores but i had to be all loyal & stick with you guys. Then you wonder why i don't smile LOL. Cmon man let's just get this over with alright. Then Cedric The Entertainer said that's the spirit T-Bone. T-Bone said aww shut up man. You still here? LOL. Steve Harvey said to T-Bone, don't talk to Ced like that just because your life is messed up. It ain't his fault your 3rd wife left you for your 2nd wife hahahahahahahahahahaha. T-Bone said to Steve, i told you not to talk about that LOL.

LOL@Eddie Levert is a mac daddy. He just recently got married. I saw a picture of him & his wife in Jet magazine. That same episode on Steve Harvey Show i was tellin you about, there was somethin else i thought was funny. Clyde who was in The Hightops said during their rehearsals that they can bring the women on stage when they do their hit song Brick House. Steve said Clyde that was the Commodores LOL. T-Bone said Lionel Richie wanted me to join the Commodores but i had to be all loyal & stick with you guys. Then you wonder why i don't smile LOL. Cmon man let's just get this over with alright. Then Cedric The Entertainer said that's the spirit T-Bone. T-Bone said aww shut up man. You still here? LOL. Steve Harvey said to T-Bone, don't talk to Ced like that just because your life is messed up. It ain't his fault your 3rd wife left you for your 2nd wife hahahahahahahahahahaha. T-Bone said to Steve, i told you not to talk about that LOL.

I miss the original Commodores. I love Ronald LaPread, the bass player. The blacker the better is how I like them. :lol: I remember when they came to Pittsburgh for their first concert there. I was laying in the bed listening to the radio when they announced that they would be at Goody's for a couple of hours. I jumped out of the bed, got dressed, told my dad I need bus money and I managed to be the first person in line. My sister and I make my nephews, who are all very musically talented, listen to the Commodores, EWF, Gap Band, LTD, etc.....We tell them that was real music when everyone could play multiple instruments, and make original music and lyrics. No studio enhancements. Not copy cats like today. I like and listen to alot of music today but the 80's and prior are my favorites. One reason why I listen to Tom Joyner wherever I am. Tom is an old school die hard. :wave:

I like The Commodores too. It was a done deal for them when Lionel left LOL. I can't believe they still be performing without Lionel. I saw them on PBS channel awhile ago performing without Lionel & i shook my head. They sound wack without him.

I like The Commodores too. It was a done deal for them when Lionel left LOL. I can't believe they still be performing without Lionel. I saw them on PBS channel awhile ago performing without Lionel & i shook my head. They sound wack without him.

Yeah, I agree, Lionel was the true voice of the group. EWF is the only group that was able to last when they lost Maurice White. LTD didn't last when Jeffrey Osborne left. EWF is on tour with Chicago right now. They were just here last weekend.

Somebody on Wu Tang Clan's website posted a picture of R Kelly's new album cover saying it's one of the gayest album covers of all time LOL. I agree with that. His album cover is wack.

am I the only person who finds a real unexpected camp pleasure from the latest R. Kelly single? Like someone on VH1's Best Week Ever said, it sounds like a fifth graders poetry.

I agree with you 200% girlfriend. My God. Who buys and listens to his garbage???? Man, my three year old can come up with better lyrics than his. I know songs arent' abt rhyming, it can be whatever an artist wants it to be, but at least make it good. It's a bunch of malarkey!!!! And how many times can an artist make a song and videos too abt the same plot: man with woman who is cheating!!!! BORING!!!!! He makes a story and tries to sing the story. Awful, just awful. Thanks for letting me vent!!!!!