Chocoholic
06-24-2005, 03:55 PM
You may wind up in court! :lol:
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat.
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
> The man seemed more amused.
> When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I
> could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
> CASE DISMISSED!
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat.
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
> The man seemed more amused.
> When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I
> could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
> CASE DISMISSED!