crystals
06-17-2005, 09:13 PM
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind
him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Mary Lou
written on it,"
she replied..
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one
of the
horses I bet on, " he explained..
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
explanation.".
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and
hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked
him out cold..
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?".
She replied, "Your horse called."
behind
him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Mary Lou
written on it,"
she replied..
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one
of the
horses I bet on, " he explained..
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
explanation.".
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and
hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked
him out cold..
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?".
She replied, "Your horse called."