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*MIBabe03*
06-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Jillette Names Daughter Moxie CrimeFighter
Jun 4, 10:57 AM EST


Comedian/magician Penn Jillette's latest stunt did not involve his usual sidekick, Teller: He became the father of a baby girl.

Jillette, 50, and his wife Emily, 39, welcomed Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette on Friday, according to publicist Glenn Schwartz. It was the first child for the couple, who married last year.

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

The typically mute Teller had no comment on the new arrival.

Penn & Teller currently star in their own series on Showtime, and headline nightly in Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino.





:rolleyes: That's all I have to say.

Superstar
06-04-2005, 05:16 PM
WOW. The poor child.

Janet McFarland
06-04-2005, 05:21 PM
Now there's a name worse than Apple.

Cactus Jack
06-04-2005, 05:27 PM
Oh no...

The Modfather
06-04-2005, 05:40 PM
Thats awesome, I wish my middle name was CrimeFighter. Lucas CrimeFighter Beatty... how cool.

dawsongirl
06-05-2005, 02:12 AM
Now there's a name worse than Apple.

Someone had to top that. :lol:

Heck, Moxie is bad enough.

Hollow
06-05-2005, 02:37 AM
"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"
just for that? if i were her i'd be so mad at my parents that i'd become a mass murderer and make a living by stealing and selling crack.

*MIBabe03*
06-05-2005, 11:17 AM
Moxie??? Geez, don't they realize that kid's going to be teased to no end?

Duke, Apple, Cocca are bad enough as names, but Moxie? I wouldn't name a dog that much less a child.

No one is going to believe that girl when she gets older and people ask her what her middle name is and she says Crimefighter.

"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.

Kay Scarpetta
06-05-2005, 11:21 AM
"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.

Holy ****, I was thinking the same thing :lol:

Superstar
06-05-2005, 12:31 PM
"My name is Moxie Crimefighter." It sounds like a hooker name, or maybe a dominatrix.
your right :lol:

JT
06-05-2005, 02:10 PM
Boy: "But Moxie! I don't think you can fight this crime!"
Moxie: "Bitch, please. Crimefighter is my middle name."

I can see it now...

dawsongirl
06-05-2005, 09:51 PM
Boy: "But Moxie! I don't think you can fight this crime!"
Moxie: "Bitch, please. Crimefighter is my middle name."

I can see it now...
:rofl: