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TripperFan
06-02-2005, 03:08 PM
I was watching an older episode last night and Niles came out with one of his zingers about Maris:


Frasier: Where's Maris?

Niles: She's taken to her bed. This large earring craze has compressed her spine.





Feel free to post more "Maris" funnies or anything else that struck you as hilarious! :D

ph1l
06-03-2005, 02:54 AM
Eddie is attacked by another dog and has to wear a funnel shaped protector to stop him getting to his wounds. Frasier is after some peace and quiet and Niles accidentally lets off a starters pistol. Enter Frasier who looks at Eddie:

Frasier: I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!

TripperFan
06-03-2005, 09:22 AM
Eddie is attacked by another dog and has to wear a funnel shaped protector to stop him getting to his wounds. Frasier is after some peace and quiet and Niles accidentally lets off a starters pistol. Enter Frasier who looks at Eddie:

Frasier: I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!

:rofl: I started laughing after I read the first six words - I knew where you were headed :lol: Yeah that was funny!! :wave:

phoebe7165
06-20-2005, 01:03 AM
OK, I've said it before and I'll say it again---

Pretty much my all-time favorite:

"Oh, Niles, I don't have time for your insanity. I'm about to steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!"