There are three places on my shelf
but one of them is bare
I wanna sing along to Hamlet
and watch Gilligan lose his hair

but I'm waitin'
waitin' for July 26th
when I'll eat chop suey, dixie style
and radioactive vegetable stew
I got the waitin' on the third season blues

I wanna swim in the lagoon
And wander among the huts
Catch a pussycat swallowtail
And rob Fort Knox of its coconuts

But I’m waitin’
Waitin’ for July 26th
When I’ll strap on my jet pack
And have a laser pocketknife to use
I got the waitin’ on the third season blues

I wanna see things upside down
And find the keys to Eva’s boat
I wanna dance with Gilliana
While Don Rickles writes me a ransom note

But I’m waitin’
Waitin’ for July 26th
When Gilligan is invisible
And the Professor’s a zombie too
I got the waitin’ on the third season blues

very funny mad scientist!!!!

pat

Nicely done MS. I hope you don't mind my offering.

I agree with MadScientist
We need the third set quick
I wanna see Gilligan jail the gang
And the apeman playing his trick

Mary Ann's second personality
The girls in a bath of mud
The island's secret revealed
Gilligan's desire for blood

Mr Howell feigning his death
Gilligan's salute to Sol
The crew accused of a crime they didn't commit
Killani the slave girl doll

A dishonest TV contestant
Secret agent oh fourteen
The imprisoned birdman, Birdy
Mrs Howell up for queen

An explosive plastic moment
The hardest game of all.
In July it'll be there waitin'
July 26th as I recall.

:lol: