She would have been Mrs. YOKO-ONO-BONO!!!!!!!

And if Tuesday Weld had married Ted Knight, she would have been Tuesday Knight.

I think she's got it...By George, I think she's got it!

..and the Sonny and Yoko Variety Show would've been a big hit - but we'd have had to claw our eyes out afterwards.

If Cher had married a Care Bear, she would have been Cher Bear.

and if Kitty Carlyle had married Conway Twitty, she would be Kitty Twitty :lol:

If Mary Todd Lincoln had remarried after her husbands untimely exit from our planet, she could have married Henry Ford, divorced him and married Freddie Mercury. She would have been known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury!

If Mary Todd Lincoln had remarried after her husbands untimely exit from our planet, she could have married Henry Ford, divorced him and married Freddie Mercury. She would have been known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury!

Then could have expanded that by becoming Freddie's widow, then marrying David Suzuki and would then be known as Mary Todd-Lincoln-Ford-Mercury-Suzuki :crazy:

If Penelope Cruz married Tom Cruise......ah nevermind.

If Rock Hudson had married Gomer Pyle he would have been known as Rock Pyle

If Ella Fitzgerald had married Darth Vader, she would be Ella Vader ;)

If Ruth Buzzi married Babe Ruth she would be Ruth Ruth

If Morgan Fairchild had married Harry Morgan, she'd be Morgan Morgan.

And she'd be selling ditto machines! :lol:

..and the Sonny and Yoko Variety Show would've been a big hit - but we'd have had to claw our eyes out afterwards.

They would have had to lower the TV cameras so they wouldn't shoot over their heads! (Sonny was and Yoko is short.)