I found this game on the brady bunch board and thought it would be fun to play here, I give a gilligan island quote and someone gives the ep it was in or a decription of the ep, and then adds their own quote for someone else to do the same and this can go on and on.

GI Quote)
Dont talk to me about the navy im more at home on a boat that any of you. well I think ill go aft (SPLASH)

I don't know the episode title, but I do know that it's in Season 2, and Mr. Howell is the one who said the line. It's the one where they find clothes and makeup and stuff like that. And the old 1920's B&W movie cameria.

Gilligan, there is three kinds of space. The space up there, the space down here.... and the space between your ears.
BTW, the scene where this dialogue came from was cut from the episode recorded off the TV. :mad:

these are all great. I also like from Ghost a Go-Go

Gilligan: You're a big man with a big head and...
Skipper Gilligan!
Gilligan: And a big heart.
Skipper: Oh, thank you.

also from Castaway Pictures Presents

Professor : Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

SKIPPER: "We're trying to signal that boat out there."
GILLIGAN: "What boat?"
SKIPPER: "The boat out there."
GILLIGAN: "I don't see any boat."
SKIPPER: "Of course you don't."
GILLIGAN: "Do you?"
SKIPPER: "No."
GILLIGAN: "Professor, do you see the boat?"
PROFESSOR: "Oh, I can't see it either."
GILLIGAN: "But it's out there, right?"
SKIPPER: "Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there!"
GILLIGAN: "Can you see Mary Ann?"
SKIPPER: "No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?"
GILLIGAN: "The same way you can see the boat!"

This one was from "Pass the Vegetables, Please."

I loved that episode pass the vegetables when they grew those radio active seeds and everyones natural abilitys was enhanced.

Professor) and what are you doing here mrs howel?
lovey) when i heard all the noise i became indignant, after all this is not grand central station.
Professor) well this may not be grand central station but everyone is trying to claim the same piece of luggage.

Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do
all my work for me.
Skipper: (Looks at camera)
Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?!
Skipper: I most certainly do!!!

This one was from Seer Gilligan, I love it when Skipper tells (um I mean thinks) people how he really feels.

I don't know the episode title, but I do know that it's in Season 2, and Mr. Howell is the one who said the line. It's the one where they find clothes and makeup and stuff like that. And the old 1920's B&W movie cameria.
Episode titled- Castaway Pictures.

(Maryann) "Why don't you look where you're going?"
(Gilligan) "I wasn't going I was just standing."
(Maryann) "Well why are you always standing where other people are going."
(Gilligan) "Why are you mad at me?"
(Maryann) "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at her." she points to the inside of the hut.
(Gilligan) "Well why are you yelling at me?"
(Maryann) "Because."
(Gilligan) Well that's not a good reason."
(Maryann) "well it's good enoug reason for you." she walks off

(Ginger) "Why can't you learn to speak english?"
(Gilligan) "Because."
(Ginger) "That's no reason."
(Gilligan) "It's good enough for me."

I think this is from Three Million Dollars More Or Less:-

Professor- "He's only going to the other hut. Why does he need his handkerchief?"
Skipper- "To wipe his eyes when he starts crying."
Professor- "What makes you think he's going to start crying?"
Skipper- "Well, because I'm crying right now, and I'll break every bone in his body if he doesn't, because that's the kind of sentimental guy I am!"

In the episode "The Second Ginger Grant". Lovey: "Maybe it's raining inside the hut."

From Allergy Time, after Gilligan's had a bath-

"Okay, Skipper. You can come in and smell me now!"

"Diamonds Are An Ape's Best Friend."

The ape grunts and swats at Mr. Howell as he approaches the cave.
Mr. Howell: "Sir! I am Thurston Howell III!"
Lovey: "I told him that, darling, but he didn't seem at all impressed!"

I laughed so hard when he yelled "Sir!" at the gorilla, I had totally forgotten about that. Oh, Jim.

This is from "Up at Bat". It became a kind of running gag through out the series.


PROFESSOR: Nonsense.

GILLIGAN: It's not nonsense. I saw a movie once, and this bat bit this guy and he turned into a vampire. And he slept in a coffin. And when the full moon came up, he use to rise out of the coffin and he spread his cape and…

SKIPPER: What's the matter Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: I scared myself.

PROFESSOR: All right, all right now just stop right there. I'm surprised at both of you. Grown men, completely unnerved by a silly superstitious fable.

SKIPPER: You mean he won't turn into a Vampire?

PROFESSOR: Gilligan, it was only a movie.

GILLIGAN: Yeah but I saw it three times and it always came out the same way!

From "Ghost a go-go"
GILLIGAN: So it was there too.
MARY ANN: What was there?
GILLIGAN: Oh, maybe it was a traveling door to door salesman.
MARY ANN: On this island?
GILLIGAN: No, what I meant was maybe there was air in your hot water tank.
MARY ANN: Gilligan, we don't have a hot water tank.
GILLIGAN: What I meant was air in your pipes.
MARY ANN: We don't have any pipes either.
GILLIGAN: Maybe you ought to have a talk with your landlord.

From The Pilot, Two on a Raft and Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk. They just landed on the island. Skipper: Gilligan! Gilligan: Oh my gosh man overboard, I'll save you Skipper! (Jumps off the boat on to the ground) Skipper: The Minnow's been beached! Gilligan: Beached! When the passengers wake up and they expect to be at the Marina what are you going to tell them?[ Skipper: I'll think of something. Gilligan: How are we going to get home? Look at those holes! I'm so happy I could kiss the ground!( Kisses the ground) This Island tastes terrible!

From "Voodoo Something To Me"

MARY ANN: Why do we fire off a flare every night? We don't even know if there's a ship out there.

PROFESSOR: But we don't know there isn't one either. There might be a freighter or an oil tanker.

MRS HOWELL: A freighter or an oil tanker? Ick.

MR HOWELL: Well that's all right Lovey. We can wait for a yacht.

From 'The Invasion'-

Professor- "Did you sneak that case out of my hut?"
Mr. Howell- "Do you think I became the head of a dozen international corporations by stooping to thievery?"
Professor- "Of course not."
Mr. Howell- "Shows how naive you are!"

And-

Skipper- "When these spies come back to find their briefcase, they're going to find you handcuffed to it and they're going to kill you for knowing too much!"
Gilligan- "They're going to kill me for knowing too much? That's the first time I've been accused of that!"

From "Goodbye Island"

SKIPPER: Now folks, while the Professor's working on the nails I thought we'd get the boat ready for launching. Maybe you two could make some rope.

MRS HOWELL: Thurston, that sounds like fun. We'll make ropes out of vines.

MR HOWELL: Oh good. That little old vine maker me.

"Your decorator should be flogged and his ballet pumps burned!"

- Mr. Howell in the Dracula dream sequence, 'Up At Bat'

From "Man with a Net"

GILLIGAN: Hey Skipper.

SKIPPER: What is it Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: There's a man on the Island with a net trying to catch a butterfly.

SKIPPER: If there's a man with a net on this island, he'd be after you.

Love that one, Ph1l. :)

Mr. Howell, From Beauty Is As Beauty Does, when Lovey's on the catwalk-

"Never mind the tempo, darling. You're a Howell, you're above it."

My favourite quote would have to be this one from Mr Howell (can't remember what episode it's from; might be The Little Dictator):
That's preposterous! (gun pointed at him) ...on second thought that's very posterous.

From "Gilligan's Living Doll"

GILLIGAN: It's a real live robot.

SKIPPER: Gilligan, robots aren’t alive.

GILLIGAN: This one is cause it can talk.

SKIPPER: Yes, and I'm sure you two will have very interesting conversations together.

PROFESSOR: Robots have been programmed to talk.

SKIPPER: I know but if I was ever seen talking to this refuge from a junk yard, they'd think the Skipper lost all his marbles.

ROBOT: The Skipper lost his marbles.

PROFESSOR: Why, it must have a blank roll of tape and an automatic relay mechanism.

GILLIGAN: You mean what ever I say to it, the robot will repeat it back?

PROFESSOR: Yes.

SKIPPER: Oh great. We've got a mechanical Gilligan.

Ginger: "Gilligan, thank you, you saved my life."

Gilligan: "You don't have to be afraid. Leo (the lion) likes girls."

Ginger: "Yeah, for dessert."

Skipper: "Ginger's very damaging to us."

Gilligan: "Yeah, her testimony."

Skipper: "No, her legs."

From You've Been Disconnected:
Gilligan: Mr. Howell! Did you know there's a telephone down at the lagoon?
Mr. Howell: No, but could you hum it?

From Meet the Meteor:
Mary Ann: I'm too young to die of old age!

From 'Physical Fatness'-

Skipper: There's a table in this Navy manual that tells me how much I should weigh.

Gilligan: Maybe it's under 'tonnage'.

From "Waiting For Watubi"

SKIPPER: I want you to open my sea chest. Some of my most valuable possessions are in there.
GILLIGAN: Boy, look at all that junk.
SKIPPER: Junk! My life is in that chest. That stuff is priceless.
GILLIGAN: A bottle cap?
SKIPPER: Singapore, 1947. From the first bottle of beer I ever opened with my teeth.
GILLIGAN: What’d you want to do that for?
SKIPPER: I didn’t want to but some guy hit me in the mouth with the bottle. You can have that too.
GILLIGAN: Wouldn’t want to be a habit. Hey, I bet this has a lot of memories, huh? (Gilligan uses a noise maker) Sorry Skipper, I forgot. Your head.
SKIPPER: What difference does it make. Take it anyway.
GILLIGAN: Skipper (Gilligan places an object on his hand) , what does this remind you of?
SKIPPER: Nothing. It must have just crawled in there.

From 'The Hunter' -

Skipper: Football was my game in High School. I played the line.

Kincaid: Oh? What position?

Skipper: No position. I was the line!

Gilligan: You've got a pretty good backfield, too.

From 'The Hunter' -

Skipper: Football was my game in High School. I played the line.
Kincaid: Oh? What position?
Skipper: No position. I was the line!
Gilligan: You've got a pretty good backfield, too.

This episode was on TV a couple of days ago and I was going to use this very quote. I like your sense of humour.

This episode was on TV a couple of days ago and I was going to use this very quote. I like your sense of humour.

I like yours too, that scene from Waiting For Watubi is one of my favourites. :lol: I love Skipper/Gilligan exchanges, especially the fat jokes.

"Poolu si pagumba!

Skipper: I wanna be alone!
GInger: We are alone
Skipper: No, I mean ALONE, alone.;)

Professor: …there’s been a shift in the trade winds and the tidal forces compounded by the current pull of the sun have caused a syzygy with the Earth and made a perfect coriolis effect…

Duke (to Ginger): Now why didn't I think of that?

Skipper:Aloha Nui Oi. That's Hawaiian for, Until we meet again.;)

Skipper (to Mr. Howell): "You would pick two losers."

From "Beauty Is As Beauty Does"

MARY ANN: Well Professor, I bet you never thought you'd be coaching a beauty contest.

PROFESSOR: Mary Ann, the combination of your natural attributes and my scientific approach will prove unbeatable. Look, seaweed shampoo for lustrous hair, crushed blackberries for darkening the lashes, powdered hibiscus for ruby lips, and coconut oil for a baby soft skin.

MARY ANN: Just add a little vinegar, and I can enter the contest as a Caesar salad.

From "So Sorry, My Island Now"

PROFESSOR: Gilligan, what happened?

GILLIGAN: The sea serpent ate Ginger!

PROFESSOR: Why did she scream?

GILLIGAN: Because it hurt.

The Skipper (to Gilligan): "You'd better run, and you'd better run fast!"

(Gilligan's standing at the wheel of the fake Minnow.) The Skipper: "ABANDON SHIP. ABANDON SHIP. ABANDON SHIP." (Gilligan lets go of the wheel..Skipper walks over and picks him up.) Skipper (laughing): "Gilligan little buddy, I've got to admit it. When I say 'abandon ship' you really! abandon ship."

Mrs. Howell (to Dr. Balinkoff): "You must be one of those silly doctors who voted
for Medicare."

Mr Howell: Where did you learn to hold your breath like that?
Professor: I used to be a scuba diver.
Mr Howell: Are you sure it wasn't from siphoning gasoline during the war?

(Apologies if this one has been done but it's one of my favourites from Castaways Pictures Presents, as the Ginger/Professor kiss goes on and on and on.)

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Skipper (to Ginger/Mary Ann): Girls, come on in!

Duke Williams: Man, you guys ain't lost yer hidin'!!

SKIPPER: It was pretty dumb of them (monkeys) to steal a frying pan.
GILLIGAN: Well maybe they wanted fried bananas. They must be tired of eating raw bananas all the time.

Nice quote but the rest of the conversation finishes it off nicely.

SKIPPER: My detective magazine. Why did they steal that?

GILLIGAN: Like I said, they're pretty clever.

SKIPPER: Oh Gilligan, monkeys can't read.

GILLIGAN: Oh yeah? Then where did they get the recipe for fried bananas?

I have to admit "Take A Dare" wasn't my all time favourite episode though.

Gilligan: "What a crazy zoo."

(This is from the one where Mary Ann thinks she's Ginger)

Lovey: "I understand everything perfectly! Ginger isn't Ginger anymore because
Mary Ann isn't who she was, when Ginger wasn't who she is, isn't that right Skipper?"

:lol: Nice quote but the rest of the conversation finishes it off nicely.

SKIPPER: My detective magazine. Why did they steal that?

GILLIGAN: Like I said, they're pretty clever.

SKIPPER: Oh Gilligan, monkeys can't read.

GILLIGAN: Oh yeah? Then where did they get the recipe for fried bananas?

I have to admit "Take A Dare" wasn't my all time favourite episode though.

:happyface (This is from the one where Mary Ann thinks she's Ginger)

Lovey: "I understand everything perfectly! Ginger isn't Ginger anymore because
Mary Ann isn't who she was, when Ginger wasn't who she is, isn't that right Skipper?"

Skipper - "You don't know anything about space."

Gilligan - "I know one thing, you take up more of it than I do."

Skipper - "You don't know anything about space."

Gilligan - "I know one thing, you take up more of it than I do."

:lol:

Ginger -"Hold me tighter Professor."

Professor - "I'm afraid I'll crush your dress."

Ginger - "Try..."

Ginger - "In your hometown, didn't you ever meet a girl whose house had a porch swing?"

Professor - "As a matter of fact I did. But she was quite impossible. I tried to start intelligent conversations, but all she was interested in was hugging and kissing and kissing and hugging."

Ginger - "Professor, don't knock it till you've tried it."

Duke Williams: "...down to nothing but skin and bones." Ginger: "What skin." Mary Ann: "What bones."

GILLIGAN: I’m burning up. I’m on fire. I’m on fire

SKIPPER: Bola Bola fever.

WRONGWAY: I thought it was Bola Bola fever, but he don’t have all the symptoms.

SKIPPER: He doesn’t?

WRONGWAY: No.

SKIPPER: What are the other ones?

WRONGWAY: Well, fainting spells. (Gilligan feigns fainting)

SKIPPER: It’s serious, Wrongway.

WRONGWAY: No, it’s not that serious. It’s probably just a 24-hour Bola Bola.

SKIPPER: How do you know?

WRONGWAY: Because with a serious Bola Bola, you get nose bleeds.

SKIPPER: … We’ll be right back.

Ginger: "Professor, do I look I have a vitamin deficiency?"

Professor: "Ginger, you don't look like you have a deficiency of anything!"

Okay.

"Thanks, Professor. Now I know! And knowing is half the battle, Gilligan."
GI Quotes: A Real American Hero......

wait- I may have done that wrong.;) :lol:

Professor: "Luck Gilligan, is all in the mind."

Gilligan: "Professor with my mind, I need all the luck I can get."

:lol: Skipper: There's a table in this Navy manual that tells me how much I should weigh.
Gilligan: Maybe it's under "tonnage".

From the (Nyet, Nyet, Not Yet) episode

Igor: "Two Russian men can drink more than four American men."

Ivan: "Is only three men."

Igor: Is four. Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is.... Ah you are right Ivan. Is three men.... and one Gilligan."

From "The Matchmaker"

Gilligan: Tell you what, Mary Ann … if I was gonna spend all morning picking flowers for someone, I’d certainly pick those flowers for someone as sweet and nice as you are.

Mary Ann: That’s an awfully sweet thing to say, Gilligan.

Gilligan: It was an awfully sweet thing of you to think that … um …

Mary Ann: Not half as sweet as you.

Gilligan: Well … I’m not … you’re twice as sweet as me.

Mr and Mrs Howell are observing through the window of their hut.

Mr Howell: Heavens to calories, what a conversation.

Mrs Howell: Things are going swimmingly.

Mr Howell: Well, they’re sweet on each other … I’ll say that much.

Skipper: We've been at this for forty eight hours without sleep.

Gilligan: Can't we just close our eyes and get forty winks?

Skipper: no, Gilligan.

Gilligan: Can't we close one eye and get twenty winks?

from 'Quick Before It Sinks'

(From the one with the Radioactive Vegetables)

Gilligan - "Professor, what kind of boat is it, that we can't see?"

Professor - "White with blue trim and it's got two men and two women on it."

Skipper - "And the women are wearing bikinis."

Gilligan - "Ooh I wish I could see them, even if they're not there."

(From the one with the Radioactive Vegetables)

Skipper - "For the last time Gilligan will you get over to that tree and get some firewood for the fire."

Gilligan - "I have a better idea, since we're making believe there's a boat, lets make believe we have a fire."

Skipper - "GILLIGAN!!!"

(From the one with the Radioactive Vegetables)

Skipper - "Gilligan little buddy, how did you pick that tree up?"

Gilligan - "With one hand."

Ginger -"Hold me tighter Professor."

Professor - "I'm afraid I'll crush your dress."

Ginger - "Try..."


Always being a Professor gal, this is one of my favorite scenes ever!

From “Music Hath Charm”

The Skipper is up high trying to break off a small tree branch to turn into a baton.

Skipper: When I pull, you pull with me.

Gilligan grabs the Skipper’s belt.

Skipper: Pull! … Pull!

The belt comes off in Gilligan’s hand and the Skipper’s pants fall down.

Skipper: Gilligan. I should have known better. Asking you to help is like putting a fire out with gasoline.

Gilligan: You don’t need a belt. Not with that great big…

Skipper: Gilligan!

Gilligan: Chest.

Gilligan - "Do you think the skipper's mad?"

Mr. Howell - "Piqued, perhaps. Ego bruised, maybe. Feelings hurt, possibly. Mad? He's FURIOUS!"

Skipper: Mr. Howell, You don't know what it's like out there in the ocean, you may be bitten by a shark!
Thurston: A shark bite a Howell, ha ha he wouldn't dare.
Skipper: Besides we don't have room enough for your luggage.
Thurston: Well that's different. If I can't go first class I won't go at all.

Thurston: "Behind every successful man, you'll find a woman."
Gilligan: "Yes, sir."
Thurston: "Just make sure his wife doesn't find her."

Gilligan: "What do they think this; a freeway?"

Ginger: "Looks like we all came off the same rack."

Gilligan: "Ohhhh no. I'm not gonna dress up like a girl." The Skipper: "Oh yes you are, and that's an order."

Mr. Howell: "It's me, me, me!"

Thurston: "In my opinion I'm perfectly capable of holding down the job as constable."
Gilligan: "Preposterous!"
(Everyone looks at Gilligan)
Gilligan: "Well that's what he said about me."

Gilligan: "I'm not doing anything at all. I could be sheriff."
Skipper: "Ridiculous!"
Thurston: "Preposterous!"
Gilligan: "How about a word from you, Professor?"
Professor: "Idiotic!"
Gilligan: "Sorry I asked."

Mr. Howell (to the Professor): "If you were a Republican you'd be perfect!"

Skipper - "Gilligan I can't seem to find a coconut that's big enough for my cap."
Gilligan - "You should have gone to the other side of the island and got a jumbo-sized one."
Skipper - "I don't think that's very funny."
Gilligan - "All I mean is that you're a big guy and got a big head..."
Skipper - "Gilligan!"
Gilligan - "And a big heart."

Gilligan: "Amazing....They can't find us here in inner space."

(From the Voodoo episode)

Gilligan - "I'm hexed! I'm hexed!
Skipper - "What are you gonna do?"
Gilligan - "I'm getting the HEX out of here."

(from the Beauty Pageant episode)

Mrs. Howell - "I'm not going to make an unrehearsed speech, or a speech that's wonderful, marvelous, terrific. I'm just going to say thank-you judge for being the son of an American mother."

Ginger - "I learned a little Hawaiian when I was singing in a club in Waikiki. "Wahine wiki huki luki nu", and every word of it comes from the bottom of my heart."
Gilligan - "Gee that's real nice Ginger. What does it mean?"
Ginger - "This bar is off limits to all military personnel."

Professor: "Pulu Si Bagumba!"

Mr. Howell: "Good heavens, I've had an appendectomy!"

Lord Beasley: "Sidtridney lexipus"

Lord Beasley: "That's the trouble with you Americans. You simply can't hold you tea."

Professor: "Some people have acting in their blood. I have blood in my acting"

Ginger: "Professor, that kiss wouldn't satisfy your mother."

Gilligan: "What's the matter? I give them dis, dat, and de udder ting."

Gilligan: "And my chest will be this big. Only it will be up a little higher."

Mr. Howell: "You'd better show me again. I haven't gotten the finer points." (Shoveling coal)

Gilligan: "What does "soup du jour mean?"
Skipper: "Those are the simplest words in the world."
Gilligan: "You don't know either, huh?"

Maryanne: "Gilligan, can't you be a little more romantic?"




And my least favorite line:

Gilligan: "I used a lot of bleach on Ginger's dress".

The one time I wanted him to fall down and knock himself out!

From "New Neighbor Sam"

Mr Howell: He walked around the Emerald... turned up his nose at the ruby... didn't like... whoops! Ooh he likes that big diamond. He loves that big diamond. He ATE that big diamond!

(Skipper sitting down in the chair)

Skipper - "What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair?"
Gilligan - "Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished."

The Skipper: "It's my own fault. I had my chance when he fell overboard and I had to go fish him out."

Gilligan: "Boy. I sure do hate parties."

Skipper - "I want you to help me fix the back wall of the supply hut."
Gilligan - "I fixed that last week."
Skipper - "Exactly Gilligan, that's why we have to fix it again THIS week."

Gilligan: "I've never even seen a tongue like that."

Native chief: "Oongow! Boolah, boolah." Mr. Howell: "'Boolah, boolah'?...Obviously a Yale man."

Mrs. Howell: "All brides are beautiful."

Gilligan: "Practice what? Dying?"

Professor - Why don't you go back to camp and stay with the women?

Gilligan - If I go back to camp the girls will think I'm a coward. Besides you guys know I'm not afraid of any old lion. All they are, are fur and bones and muscles and long claws and big white fangs and teeth and I'll meet you back at camp.

Radio Announcer: "The crew consisted of a young first mate named Gilligan. His skipper, Jonas Grumby, is an old salt in these waters."

Radio Announcer: " Hope for their survival grows dim."

Gilligan: " Skipper gone. Gilligan one smart Marubi."

Waiting For Watubi

Ginger - "You know what I think? I think you're forgetting about the six
people on this island that really love you."

Skipper - "But if I could just forget about that one little guy on this island that hates me."

X is for the episode "X Marks the Spot".

Mr. Howell: "Just like a Howell. Always in the dough."

From "The Sound of Quacking"

Mr Howell: Skipper, can I have another olive?
Skipper: I'm sorry Mister Howell. One olive per person.
Gilligan: Mister Howell you can have my olive.
Mr Howell: I already took yours.

Skipper - "There's a table in this Navy Manual that tells me how much I should weigh." (The skipper flips through the manual)

Gilligan - "Maybe it's under tonnage."

From "Meet the Meteor"

Gilligan: Hey Skipper, I don’t think we should go too close. It looks kind of spooky.
Skipper: Gilligan, let me explain. A piece of meteor is something off a star or a planet or something. And it breaks off every now and then and falls to earth.
Gilligan: Oh.
Professor: (from out of sight) Don’t go near that!
Gilligan: It talked
Professor: Skipper. Gilligan.
Gilligan: It knows our names.
Skipper: It’s the Professor.
Gilligan: Doesn’t look like the Professor.

Mrs. Howell: "All brides look beautiful."
Gilligan: "You mean she's gonna look worse after we're married?"

From "Three to get Ready"

Professor: I refuse.
Ginger: You’re just being stubborn
Professor: What I’m being is sensible.
Ginger: All right. I’ll do it.
Professor: Ginger, you are hardly dressed for spelunking
Ginger: Professor! What you said.

Gilligan: Skipper, are you asleep?
Skipper: [sarcastically] Yes.
Gilligan: Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?

It's been over Ten years since I put up this thread and want to thank all of you for participating. IMHO sitcom trivia can be so much fun, especially if you know the sitcom so well, like I do Gilligans Island. It's still one of the most popular sitcoms of all time and the comedy in the show never gets old. You may even find kids today watching the show and laughing to it.

I hope you continue to join in on the GI quotes trivia, and hope you will watch Gilligans Island for alot of laughs.

^(It's one of my favorite shows from the 60's & it still makes me laugh)^

Professor: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor: All right, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

Gilligan: "He needs the exercise."
The Skipper: "My little buddy said that."

From "Gilligan Goes Gung Ho"

Professor: Look I told you once and I'll tell you again, it's all over between us.
Ginger: No no no you're lying. You still love me, I know you do. Please please don't do this to me.
Mary Ann: You heard what the man said sweetie, get lost.
Ginger: Oh so that's the way it is. I see it all now. It was never really me me me. All the time it was her her her.
Professor: All right it's her her her.
Mary Ann: That's right it was me me me.
Ginger: If I can't have you, nobody will.
Professor: Watch out, she's got a gun. (Ginger fires the gun) Good heavens. She shot me dead dead dead.

Gilligan: Mr. Howell, do you want your cufflings back?
Thurston: Do you think that I am the kind of man who would take back a
bribe, sir?

Hey, its great guys.

Gilligan (to Professor): "Talking to you is like looking up the answer in the back of the book."

Skipper: (to Gilligan) "You'd make a bunny rabbit, wouldn't you? You and your harebrained schemes."

Gilligan: "Why not? I'm always shootin' off my mouth."

Mary Ann: "Plastic doesn't explode!"
Professor: "But plastic explosives explode." (Professor stands up and throws cup. It explodes on impact.)

Gilligan: "Fish mash!"

A Skipper & Gilligan line/quote.
(Don't know why the quote didn't show up, will repost it)

Gilligan: - "Skipper, how about a nice warm cup of coconut milk to make you sleep?"
Skipper: - "I've had 34 cups of that already. I never want to see another coconut, or a lamb chop."
Gilligan : - "Lamb chop?"
Skipper: - "I also counted 19,000 sheep."

A Skipper & Gilligan line/quote.

Where's the quote?

Gilligan - "The sea serpent ate Ginger."
Professor - "Why did she scream?"
Gilligan - "Because it hurts."

Erika Tiffany Smith: (to Mr. Howell) "You know that this island is so remote it's never even appeared on 'The Twilight Zone'."

Skipper - "I'm not marrying that fat native girl."
Gilligan - "Well you're not so skinny yourself."

Skipper: "Nobody likes a wise guy."

Gilligan: "That didn't fool Perry Mason."

Skipper: "You know the girls are always crazy about Marshal Dillon."

"Come on, Skipper."

Mr. Howell: "Who he?"

Ugundi (to Gilligan): "You know what happen when sun go down?"
Gilligan: "Gilligan go down."
Ugundi (nods): "Mmm-hmmm."

(The Pigeon)

Skipper: "Lets attach a note to him and send him off."
Professor: "He's been through a great ordeal with the storm. He's lost feathers and weight."
Gilligan: "Well, maybe we can just send a short note."

(So Sorry, My Island Now)

Skipper: "Now, if you were a Japanese sailor, where would you be?
Gilligan: "In Tokyo"
Skipper: "I mean here on this island, Gilligan."

Skipper: "Why me, Professor? Always me!"

Skipper - "Gilligan! You're soaking wet."
Gilligan - "I know. The lagoon's full of water."

(Talking about Gilligan) - Skipper: "I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just
that I'd like to kill him every now and then."

Dr. Balinkoff: "Such dumb robots....Please. Be neat, sweet, petite. But be fast, and speedy! Very speedy!"

Mrs. Howell: "What did Gilligan say this is?"
Skipper: "It's his own creation, Mrs. Howell, it's cocoanut pot pie."

Skipper: "...Gilligan's the only one I know who can snatch defeat right out of the jaws of victory."

Gilligan: Hiya, Professor. What are you doing?

Professor Roy Hinkley: I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island... I think it's a book people will want to buy, don't you?

Gilligan: Sure, I'll buy one. I'm dying to find out what happens to us.

Professor: "Now that's odd behavior for a people who pride themselves on precision."
Mr. Howell: "This is no time for a lecture on ethnic culture."

Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger, I've got a problem... I've got a real problem... Now you're a girl, right?

Ginger Grant: Well, if you're not sure about that, you have got a problem!

Professor: "We are going to fight that ghost on his own grounds."
Gilligan: "Cemetery? Oh no. Not me."

Professor: "...there must be a logical, sensible approach."
Skipper: "Well if there is, it won't work on Gilligan."

Skipper Jonas Grumby: I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.

Mary Ann Summers: You can say that again.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: I guess it will be a long time...

[laughs]

Gilligan: Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: You do?

Gilligan: Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.

Skipper Jonas Grumby , Mary Ann Summers: Late?

Gilligan: Late?

Skipper: "And he's getting away with it!"
Gilligan: "Yeah. To the tune of ten thousand dollars."
Mr. Howell: "One of my favorite melodies."

[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]

Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel?

Professor Roy Hinkley: Why?

Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me.

[Later in the same courtroom sequence]

Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us.

Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs.

[And finally... ]

Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.

Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder?

Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.

Skipper: "Every man has a right to be himself. Even a Gilligan."
Gilligan: "Thanks, Skipper."

Skipper: "Gilligan, first they broke the mold and then they made you."

Gilligan: [Repeated line] Heh. Seeya later.

Ginger: "...there's just no way to make me ugly."

Mrs. Howell: " Breeding will tell...Now we'll see where he comes from. If he eats with his fork in his left hand, that indicates a European background. If in his right, he's American."
(Tongo puts down the utensils and eats with his hands.)
Mr. Howell: "Heavens! A Yale man."

Professor Roy Hinkley: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?

Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".

Professor Roy Hinkley: All right, how many fathoms?

Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

Skipper: "It's that square on the triangle!"

Mr. Howell: "It's very easy to play a wind instrument."
Skipper: "Especially you with all that hot air."
Mr. Howell: "Heavens to Toscanini! I've been insulted."

Gilligan: "What do we do now? We're all out of ends."

Thurston Howell III: What is this slop?
Skipper Jonas Grumby: It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie

Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule.

Gilligan's Island quotes/lines:

Gilligan: Skipper, are you asleep?
Skipper Jonas Grumby: [sarcastically] Yes.
Gilligan: Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?

Gilligan: "Skipper...I don't think I'm gonna be able to support this wife."

Skipper: "Well how do I look, Gilligan?"
Gilligan: "You look like a bowl of soggy shredded wheat."
Skipper: (sarcastic)"Thanks for the compliment...(serious)Since we're passing around the compliments, I've seen whisk brooms that look better than you do."

Gilligan: You're a big man with a big head and...

Skipper Jonas Grumby: Gilligan!

Gilligan: And a big heart.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: Oh, thank you.

Mr. Howell: (to Skipper)"Your image? Just exactly what is your image?"
Skipper: "I've always figured myself as the big outdoor type."
Mr. Howell: "Well, you are built like the Ponderosa."

Mr. Howell: "They went that away."

Lovey: All brides look beautiful!
Gilligan: You mean she's gonna look worse after we're married?

Lovey: All brides look beautiful!
Gilligan: You mean she's gonna look worse after we're married?

.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: You don't know anything about space.

Gilligan: I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do.

Mr. Howell: (as The Prince) "Pretty fair. Pretty fair."

Professor Roy Hinkley: I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
Skipper Jonas Grumby: Alright, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
Gilligan: Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.

Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do
all my work for me.
Skipper: (Looks at camera)
Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?!
Skipper: I most certainly do!!!

Producer: You call yourselves actors!?
Gilligan: I don't call myself an actor.
Producer: If I say you're an actor you're an actor!
Gilligan: Ok! I'm an actor!
Producer: Believe me, you are NO actor!

Gilligan: "I don't know anything about anything."

Skipper: "If there's anything I can't stand, it's logic."

Mr. Howell: "You might say, 'real dead ringers.'"

Ginger: "Professor."
Professor: "Oh. Good heavens. Forgive me."
(He turns around and covers his eyes.)

Gilligan: Skipper, are you asleep?

Skipper: [sarcastically] Yes.

Gilligan: Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?

Thurston Howell III: You goofed, didn't you?
Robot: I am not programmed for that information.
Thurston Howell III: I wonder what next year's models are gonna look like.
Robot: I am not...
Thurston Howell III: Oh shut up!

Professor Roy Hinkley: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say feet. We say fathoms.
Professor Roy Hinkley: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

Gilligan: Maybe one coconut weighs nothing, maybe two coconuts weigh nothing, but fifty nothings weigh something!

Skipper: [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness' sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.

Gilligan is looking for material to help the Professor build a bomb for a volcano, and he is speaking to Ginger.

Ginger: That's not the way they did it. I was in a movie once, and we did it differently.

Gilligan: What'd they do?

Ginger: Well, they took the handsomest man of the tribe and most beautiful woman.

Gilligan: I bet you played the part of the woman.

Ginger: Oh, Gilligan, sometimes you have such a keen and elliptical mind.

Gilligan: "How much room can one butterfly take up?"

Ginger: "Mary Ann, the only thing I know how to catch is a man."

Mr. Howell: "That's what I call a determined man."
Skipper: "What I call a determined nut."

Lord Beasley: "Something with wings is flying around up ahead."
Gilligan: "We're so high up it's probably an angel."

Mr. Howell: "I don't know about the rest of you, but as far as I'm concerned, it's tea time."

Skipper: "He's a regular Captain Bligh."

Skipper: Oh, for goodness' sakes, would you stop that?!

Erika Tiffany Smith: "This island is so remote it doesn't even appear in the Twilight Zone."

Thurston Howell III: The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again!

Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair?
Gilligan: Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished.

Mr. Howell: As I always say; The family that bowls together, SPLITS!

Lovey: All brides look beautiful!
Gilligan: You mean she's gonna look worse after we're married?

Gilligan: "Does that mean none of us can leave the island?"

Ginger Grant: Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Gilligan (Bob Denver): That’s beautiful. What’s it mean?
Ginger Grant: It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel.

Skipper Jonas Grumby: [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness' sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.

Gilligan: Maybe one coconut weighs nothing, maybe two coconuts weigh nothing, but fifty nothings weigh something!

Professor: We all appreciate your sacrifice Gilligan, but we need something
that won't interfere with the camera lens. Some type of glue.
Thurston: Oh! Well, let's start drilling for some immediately!
Skipper: Oh Mr. Howell, you don't drill for glue!
Thurston: Oh no? You should see some of the oil wells I got stuck with!
Eeyahahaha!

Mrs. Lovey Howell:
Don't just stand there Thurston-run!

Thurston Howell III:
A Howell *never* runs in the face of danger! [sound of explosion] he walks *very* fast.

Thurston: This is a very difficult instrument (the Triangle). It's easy to
play a wind instrument.
Skipper: Yeah, especially for you with all that hot air.
Thurston: Heavens to Toscanini! I've been insulted!

Mary Ann: He didn't mean any harm, Skipper.
Skipper: Neither did the ice berg that sunk the Titanic.

Thurston Howell III: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!

"Lovey" Howell: Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.

Professor: Kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary. It can lead to all sorts of bacterial transfer.

Gilligan: You're a big man with a big head and - -
Skipper: Gilligan!
Gilligan: And a big heart.
Skipper: Oh, thank you.

Skipper: Mrs. Howell are you well?
Lovey: Not very.

Gilligan: Do those headhunters really collect heads, Professor?

Professor: Yes, Gilligan. They boil them... they shrink them... and then they mount them on sticks.

Gilligan: Eeeeeeew, what a crazy cane!

Gilligan is about to wish them off the island with the "Eye of the Idol". The Professor refuses to go.

Mary Ann: I'm not going.

Mr. Howell: After I reserved first class passage for 7 people?

Mary Ann: It's not fair to leave the Professor here all by himself. Excuse me.

Mary Ann steps over the luggage and stands by the Professor, who puts his arm around her waist.

Mrs. Howell: But you can't stay here alone with him without a chaperone! It isn't proper!

Professor: Ginger, I've got no time for Tom Foolery.
Ginger: I've got time for Tom, Dick and Harry Foolery too!!!!

Ghost: Wait...I hear a feet step...
Boss: You hear a FEET STEP?

Skipper: "I get the point."

Mr. Howell: It's not just a party, it's a coming-out party!

Skipper: (Talking about Gilligan) I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just
that I'd like to kill him every now and then.

Professor: Kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary. It can lead to all sorts of bacterial transfer.

Mr. Howell: "That explains the rise and fall of the Roman Empire..."

Gilligan: "I still think we're missing maybe a jig or a saw."

Professor: "You see?"
Gilligan: "Yeah, I see fine. I also hear pretty good. But I didn't understand one word you said."
Skipper: "I've got to admit, a couple of those words went past me too."

Skipper: "You mean the tablet - tells us how to get on the island?"
Gilligan: "What's so tough about that? We did it without even trying!"

Gilligan: You know, Skipper. I'm very happy to be here. I'm so happy, I could kiss the ground.

[kisses the sand]

Gilligan: This island tastes terrible.

Mary Ann Summers: I used to be a Girl Scout, and they teach you a lot!

Ginger: I used to go with a Boy Scout, and they teach you a lot, too.

Thurston: Look behind every successful man, and you'll find a woman.
Gilligan: Yes, sir.
Thurston: Just make sure his wife doesn't find her.

Lovey: I understand everything perfectly! Ginger isn't Ginger anymore, because Mary Ann isn't who she was, when Ginger wasn't who she is, isn't that right Skipper?

Skipper: Mr. Howell, You don't know what it's like out there in the ocean, you may be bitten by a shark!

Skipper: Gilligan, will you get up there and tell them about the boat? Tell them to come down here with their bare essentials.
Gilligan: Okay, but I sure hope they don't catch cold.

Skipper: Gilligan, why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan: I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.

Thurston: This is a very difficult instrument (the Triangle). It's easy to
play a wind instrument.
Skipper: Yeah, especially for you with all that hot air.
Thurston: Heavens to Toscanini! I've been insulted!

Gilligan: You didn't say something, the penny mention worker barbecue pit!

Professor: "How can a grown man be frightened of a piece of baked clay?"

Professor: (to Skipper) "Have you ever seen a zombie?"
(Gilligan enters)
Skipper: "Not really."

Gilligan: (to Mr. Howell)"You can laugh at voodoo, but to me, it's a pain in the neck."

Skipper: "...twenty dollars can take the curse off anything."

Mrs. Howell: "What's a zombie?"
Mr. Howell: "A zombie? Well, it's a - rather, you see, you take five joggers of rum and then some... some cooling ice and fruit juice..."

Mr. Howell: "Well, there goes another source of cheap labor."

Ghost: Wait...I hear a feet step...
Boss: You hear a FEET STEP?

Producer: You call yourselves actors!?
Gilligan: I don't call myself an actor.
Producer: If I say you're an actor you're an actor!
Gilligan: Ok! I'm an actor!
Producer: Believe me, you are NO actor!

Gilligan: I bet you played the part of the woman.Ginger: Oh, Gilligan, sometimes you have such a keen and elliptical mind.

Skipper: What are you stopping for?
Gilligan: Skipper.
Skipper: Never mind, I'll go ahead, Ooop!
Gilligan: There's an old rock there.
Skipper: Thanks alot Gilligan. Cut that out.
Gilligan: aye aye.
Skipper: Ooop!
Gilligan: Another one.

Thurston: No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool,
never.

Gilligan: Mrs. Howell, I might blow up.
Lovey: Oh, don't you dare get angry with me!

Mr. Howell: A Howell never runs in the face of danger...he walks very fast.

Thurston: This is a very difficult instrument (the Triangle). It's easy to play a wind instrument.

Skipper: Yeah, especially for you with all that hot air.

Skipper: Gilligan, why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan: I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.

Mr. Howell: "Iiiincredible!"

Gilligan: SKIPPER!
Gilligan: Maybe one coconut weighs nothing, maybe two coconuts weigh nothing, but fifty nothings weigh something!

Lovey: "Oh Professor you're simply marvelous."
Thurston: "If you were Republican, you'd be perfect."

Professor: All right, Ginger, read my mind.
Ginger: 36, 22, 36.
Professor: Well, that's just the atomic weight of sodium hydro-chloride.

Native Warrior:
[closing lines] [says something unintelligible to Gilligan]

Gilligan:
[calls to Professor] What's he saying, Professor?

Native Warrior:
[turns, calls to Professor]

Professor Roy Hinkley:
[calls to Gilligan] Oh, he just said you first have to pass the Best Man Test.

Gilligan:
[calls to Professor] Best Man Test?

Native Warrior:
[calls to Professor, makes throwing motion]

Professor Roy Hinkley:
[calls to Gilligan] Poison darts at six paces!

Gilligan:
[stands up in boat] Poison darts at six paces? [leaps overboard, swims ashore]

Mr. Howell: "This is the last straw!... The Howells are servants to no man."

Professor Roy Hinkley:
I want all of you to know that the attache case is missing and until it is recovered you are all suspects!

Gilligan:
Does that mean none of us can leave the island?

Skipper: "Now see here, Howell."

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
This is your moment of truth, little buddy. Please don't spill the soup on the Howells.

Gilligan:
Be of good cheer, Skipper. For I will [picks up the tray of soup bowls] not spill the soup.

Gilligan: "Ginger says it's a great big true."

Skipper: "Incredible."
Gilligan: "I think it's very credible."

Professor Roy Hinkley:
I want all of you to know that the attache case is missing and until it is recovered you are all suspects!

Gilligan:
Does that mean none of us can leave the island?

Lovey & Ginger:

Gilligan:
Skipper gone, Gilligan one smart Marubi.

Ginger & Mary Ann:

Gilligan:
[regarding the lost ticket] Let's see... it couldn't be in that tin box buried down at the base of that big palm tree by the lagoon.

Ginger Grant:
I didn't know there was a tin box buried under that tree!

Gilligan:
There isn't. That's why it couldn't be there.

Gilligan: (singing)"This is the way we build our raft, build our raft, build our raft..."

Robot Skipper: "Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it's there."

Gilligan:
Skipper gone, Gilligan one smart Marubi.

Mary Ann: "I would rather die."
Japanese sailor: "That can be arranged."

Ginger: "It's all Greek to me!"

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
[about stray pigeon] Let's attach a note to him and send him off.

Professor Roy Hinkley:
He's been through a great ordeal with storm. He's lost feathers, and he's lost weight.

Gilligan:
Well, maybe we can just send a short note.

Mrs. Howell: "Anybody who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop."

Ginger: "FRESH FISH!"

Ginger: "Chop suey, Dixie style."

Ginger: "Sorry about that, Chief."

Mrs. Howell: "I don't know how we're going to explain to our friends that we spent several years on an island with people who aren't even in the social register."

Mr. Howell: "They wouldn't dare! bite a Howell... Would they?"

Gilligan: "Yeah. Imagine going through life, not knowing which end is up."
Professor: "Gilligan, I shall withhold comment."

Mr. Howell: "This is cash. This is currency! This is coin!"

Skipper: "Gilligan, you got it right, little buddy."
Gilligan: "Sorry about that, Chief."

Skipper: "Gilligan, you couldn't captain a toy ship in a rain barrel."

Vampire Gilligan: "I can't wait to put the bite on them."

Ginger: (to robot)"Hiya, tall, dark, and handsome."
Robot: "I do not understand."

Mr. Howell: "Every man has his price."

Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red-white-and-blue bananas, just pick some bananas!

Gilligan: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I sure as heck keep doing it."

Gilligan: "What a crazy alphabet."

Caveman Professor: "Only Gilligan understand picture."

Mr. Howell: "I can't go in the ocean while I'm on a salt-free diet."

Mr. Howell: "My good captain, what good are all my millions unless I put them in circulation?"

The castaways & Gilligan:

[dream sequence, arriving at a vampire's castle]

Professor Roy Hinkley:
[as "Sherlock"] I am inspector Sherlock and this is my associate, Colonel Watney.

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
[as "Watney"] How do you do?

Professor Roy Hinkley:
Have you been expecting us?

Mary Ann Summers:
[as the castle caretaker] Expecting you? Five years ago I wrote you to come investigate the strange happenings in this house. FIVE YEARS! What took you so long?

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
W-w-well the fact is... uh... we had trouble getting a Hansom Cab!

Professor Roy Hinkley:
Eh... precisely! We had to WALK!

Mary Ann Summers:
You walked? All the way from England?

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
Yes, and of course, crossing the channel was devilishly slow. You see it was take one step, and come up for air, and then take another step, and come up for air...

Mary Ann Summers:
Never mind!

Mr. Howell: "I'm more at home on a boat than anybody else. Well, I think I'll go aft."
(He takes a step and falls into the lagoon.)
Mr. Howell: "I've been scuttled!"

Mr. Howell: "A dry makeup is a good makeup."

Professor: "I do have a rather high I.Q."

Mr. Howell: "Method actors, I tell you. Never again."

Professor: "Just be grateful it's a silent picture."

Mrs. Howell: "Technical difficulties?"
Gilligan: "He means me."

Mr. Howell: "Message pictures don't make any money."

Skipper: "I'm walking on my head!"

Mr. Howell: "I asked for a love scene, not an anatomy lesson."

Gilligan: "I love a picture where I know the ending."

Thurston: Well, it's going to take an active person with muscles of steel to climb up and put the money in the mouth of that idol. So, come on, Lovey. I'll give you a boost!
Lovey: Boost? I couldn't possibly climb that idol.
Thurston: I paid the ransom money! Must I do everything?

Ginger & The Professor:

Mr. Howell: "Gilligan, you dunce, you've done it again. These savages are civilized!"

Guard #1: (sarcastically)"Some keeper of eternal flame."
King Kaliwani: "Would you like to meet eternal ancestor?"

Guard #2: "The gods have spoken!"

Gilligan: "I'd hate to judge this beauty contest, because nobody would win."

Gilligan: (now in drag)"You can't make me, you can't make me!"
Mr. Howell: "We already did."

Ginger: "The (wolf whistles) as I walk down the street."

(Last lines of the series.)
Skipper: "Oh, Gilligan, you put that chest down right now."
Gilligan: "Yes, sir."

Jackson Farrell: "Any questions?"
Gilligan: "Any bullets in that gun?"
Farrell: (fires gun)"Any more questions?"

Mr. Howell: "Moolah, moolah, moolah."

Lucky: "He looks like the village bum."

Hank: "How do you like that? Even the natives are henpecked."

Gilligan: "Cheaters never prosper."