crystals
05-01-2005, 03:35 PM
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and
stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - Bicycles, washing machines, Etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a Day Care on the 1st floor.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull
charges.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door -
The Bell Doesn't Work.)
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and
stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - Bicycles, washing machines, Etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a Day Care on the 1st floor.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull
charges.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door -
The Bell Doesn't Work.)