Small_Wonder_Lover
04-29-2005, 02:54 PM
1. You do things literally (e.g., you jump when you're told to "hop
to it").
2. You stalk girls named Vicki (A confession: I used to do this. I
knew their names were Vicki because of their name tags--you know, the
ones that say, "Hello, my name is...").
3. When you answer a question in the negative, you say, "Oh no-nuh-
nuh-no-no-no" (a Bonnie Brindle-ism).
4. You know the theme song by heart ("She's a smaaaaaaaall wonder,"
etc.).
5. You wish you had or pretend you have (I no longer do the latter,
but I still do the former) a robot sister that looked and talked like
Vicki (red and white dress, rolled ponytail and all).
6. You like to talk in a monotone.
7. You repeat exactly what people say (maybe in a monotone). (Vicki
did that umpteen times)
8. When you greet someone you yell, "Hi-yeee!" and when you bid
someone farewell you yell, "Bye-yeee!" (two other Bonnie Brindle-
isms).
9. When asked where you hurt, you say, "Everywhere! Even my hair
hurts!" (from the episode "Victor/V.I.C.I.").
10. You have dreams about Vicki the Robot (I used to have such dreams
all the time, and I still do sometimes, although not as often as I'd
like).
11. You have named or wanted to name your daughter "Vicki."
12. (This applies to females only): You want a Vicki hairdo.
13. You eat or have wanted to eat chili dogs for breakfast (like in
the episode "Runaway Jamie").
14. You have a crush on your neighbor and you always come on to
him/her and he/she hates it (like what Harriet would do to Jamie in
almost every "Small Wonder" episode and Jamie hated it).
15. If you remember the show as well as I do.
to it").
2. You stalk girls named Vicki (A confession: I used to do this. I
knew their names were Vicki because of their name tags--you know, the
ones that say, "Hello, my name is...").
3. When you answer a question in the negative, you say, "Oh no-nuh-
nuh-no-no-no" (a Bonnie Brindle-ism).
4. You know the theme song by heart ("She's a smaaaaaaaall wonder,"
etc.).
5. You wish you had or pretend you have (I no longer do the latter,
but I still do the former) a robot sister that looked and talked like
Vicki (red and white dress, rolled ponytail and all).
6. You like to talk in a monotone.
7. You repeat exactly what people say (maybe in a monotone). (Vicki
did that umpteen times)
8. When you greet someone you yell, "Hi-yeee!" and when you bid
someone farewell you yell, "Bye-yeee!" (two other Bonnie Brindle-
isms).
9. When asked where you hurt, you say, "Everywhere! Even my hair
hurts!" (from the episode "Victor/V.I.C.I.").
10. You have dreams about Vicki the Robot (I used to have such dreams
all the time, and I still do sometimes, although not as often as I'd
like).
11. You have named or wanted to name your daughter "Vicki."
12. (This applies to females only): You want a Vicki hairdo.
13. You eat or have wanted to eat chili dogs for breakfast (like in
the episode "Runaway Jamie").
14. You have a crush on your neighbor and you always come on to
him/her and he/she hates it (like what Harriet would do to Jamie in
almost every "Small Wonder" episode and Jamie hated it).
15. If you remember the show as well as I do.