What do you think would have been funny to see happen on the show that we didn't see ?


* Miss Landers sunbathing in a bikini while Beaver and his friends spy on her and take photos.


* Ward farting in the car on his way to work.


* Wally walking in only wearing boxer shorts asking June for a sandwhich during her snooty womens club meeting.


* June slapping Gwen Rutherford.


* Mrs. Rayburn seen at the drive - in with a high school boy.


* Ward keying Fred's car at work.


* Eddie making a pass at June and she is flattered.

You crack me up! Good ones! Although I can see Fred farting instead of Ward. :lol: :lol: In fact that gives me an idea..

Gwen spikes Fred's coffee with laxatives and as he runs to the bathroom at work, he loses control and Ward laughs, points and snaps a picture!

Beaver finally snaps and moons Aunt Martha at a family reunion.

Ward unknowingly makes reservations at a nudest resort for a weekend.

Wally gives Eddie a big wedgie.

Lumpy becomes a male stripper.

Beaver pulls Judy Hensler's dress over her head at the 8th grade graduation ceremony and everyone claps!

Ward beats the snot out Fred for pinching June's ass.

Mrs. Rayburn is caught in the closet with the custodian.

Wally makes a pass at one of June's mother's club members.

ROTFL !!!! Desilu those are awesome. I can picture all those scenes, especialy the one about Beaver pulling Judy's dress over her head and Fred pinching June. The one about Wally making a pass made me think of that old movie The Graduate. Here are some more scenes.


Larry Mondello gets caught eating out of the dumpster behind the White Fox resteraunt.


Wally at a college kegger.


Mrs. Mondello slow dancing with a bundt cake.


June shaving Ward's back.


Beaver arrested after peeing in the public pool.


Miss Landers works part time as a go go dancer in a cage to help supplement her low income.

:lol: :lol: You are good! June shaving Ward's back gross though! :lol: Funny but gross!

Ward and June get caught doing the deed at the drive in....by a cop! :eek: :lol:

Lumpy calls Fred a "Big Boob".

Eddie goes to Dr. Phil for his obsession with June's dresses.

Ward enters a photo that he took of June in her nightie in an issue of "Sexy Housewives Gazette" and she wins grandprize.

Wally goes to court for habitual indecent exposure.

Beaver goes to the hospital due to contracting the world's nastiest rash caused by not changing his underware on a regular basis.

Ward's towel falls in front of aunt Martha causing her to go into convulsions.

Uncle Billy and Mrs. Rayburn are secret ex husband and wife.

Larry's father and Miss Lander's have a love child together...so he really hasn't been in Cleveland. ;)

I'm cracking up here from all the funny replies. Here are some more:


Ward flirting with a neighbors hot wife.


Beaver gets a mysteriuos rash and the Doctor is baffled. It turns out that June has been using his underwear as dust rags.


Wally becomes a paid companion of Mrs. Haskell.


June starts wearing short shorts and halter tops when Eddie is around.


Wally gives himself a body piercing and passes out from all the blood.


June catches Beaver farting under the covers and smelling it.


Ward mows the yard in a speedo.


Miss Landers bleaches her hair and tries to become Marilyn Monroe. She is dismissed after she lets a fan blow her dress up in front of the class as a take off on the Marilyn Monroe Movie " Some Like It Hot"


Whitey gets nearly electrocuted by whizzing on and electric fence.


June & Ward dirty dancing.

Corvetteguy I'm having way too much fun with this! :lol: I can't quit laughing!

Here's more!

On a dare....Fred rides on his bike naked down The Cleaver's street.

Ward get's a new video camera so him and June can make private videos.

Eddie gives Wally $100 for a pair of June's lacy panties.

Eddie slips June a Mickey in her coffee.

Gwen and June mud wrestle while Ward and Fred make bets.

Ward and June met through their parents as an arranged marriage and got hot for each other.

Ward comes from a secret mob family.

Gwen takes a picture of Fred asleep in her underware and blackmales him with it.

Desi....I'm seriously cracking up here. :lol:


June catches Beaver wearing her heels and pearls and dancing in the mirror to " These Boots Were Made For Walking"


Ward on the toilet eating a piece of pie.


Miss Landers putting a cigarette out on Beaver's forehead.


June sets herself on fire by spraying her hair down next to an open flame.


Wally shaving his legs.


June decides underwear is unecessary.


Mrs. Rayburn spends her vacations at a nudist colony.

Beaver is prancing about the house in a ballerina dress and then his family walks in. :lol:

June catches Beaver putting make-up all over his face. :lol: :lol:

Larry Mondello is wearing spandex skipping through a field of flowers. :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Wally comes home one day with breast implants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ward and June and the Rutherfords go on Jerry Springer style show and get into a chair throwing fight.

Ms. Landers flashes Beaver.


Beaver and Wally walking in Fred Rutherford and June in bed.


June Catching Beaver watching a dirty movie and passing out.


Beaver walking up to Mrs. Rayburn and saying "what up, Shorty" and hit her on the butt.

All of these responses are hillarious :lol: Here are some more.


Gwen & June cat fight and June's pearls get broken. She then forces Gwen to swallow them.


Ward gets arrested for indecent exposure after his robe blows open when he goes out to get the morning paper. He is later offered a job as a promotional spokesman for a local raisin company.


Wally uses Beavers homework after they run out of toilet paper and he takes it to school as is.


Fred does a cannonball at the public pool and nearly drowns 30 people.


Miss Landers goes to court after she beats Judy Hensler senseless with another kid's arm.


Mrs. Rayburn announces she's pregnant.


Beaver goes to cut Miss Landers lawn and Wally answers the door shirtless.


Ward gets excited when he finds a catalog of June's with sexy nighties. He then gets shocked when he see's Beavers name on the order form.

Beaver and Larry get into a big arguement, and Beaver ends up slashing Larry's throat. The family catches Beaver while he's dragging Larry's rotting corpse up into his room. :lol:

I can't keep from laughing at everyones responses. :lol:

Here are some more of mine:


Ward gets upset with June after she swing dances on the bandstand at the country club without underwear.


June sends Beaver to a therapist after he develops a problem doing # 2 in his bed during overnight periods.


Miss Landers starts dressing like a 50's/60's hot biker chick in tight peddle pushers, sunglasses, leather jacket, and smoking cigarettes. She then tells the class she's going to blow this joint as she's taking a drag. Wally then busts through the classroom door on his Harley and they ride off into the sunset.


Miss Landers fiance takes a life insurance policy on her and plans to do away with her so he can move to Florida with Mrs.Rayburn.


Wally puts and ad in a magazine to pick up trashy women. Mrs. Mondello answer the ad.


June goes to jail after someone gets hold of some bad potato salad at a PTA meeting.

That settles it, we are all SICK!! :lol: :lol: The worst part is we can't stop!

Ward drives up from work, June greets him outside with a kiss and Ward gets hot and puts her on the car and puts it to her as people walk by. :D

Wally shaves his pubes and Beaver glues them on himself. :lol: (I don't know where the hell I got that one!)

Wally gets up from the dinner table with a hard on and June screams and crys, "Wally settle down!"

Eddie walks in on Ward pleasing June "oraly" at the kitchen sink.

Gwen shaves her legs and armpitts to make a hairpiece for Fred.

Beaver makes a slingshot out of June's bra and smacks Fred in the middle of his head and Fred keeps it as a keepsake.

This is fun! Here are some more

Eddie catches June vacuuming naked, click a picture and sells it at school.

June hears Wally tell Mary Ellen Roger "I wanna jump your bones" on the phone.

Ward becomes a kleptomaniac

Wally gets in trouble for hitting on Mrs. Rayburn

Eddie becomes "The Pantie's Bandit"

Boss Hogg becomes Lumpy's new "daddy".

Beaver finds Violet Rutherford pregnant in a halfway house and Opie is the father.

Lassie bit Fred and he had to get a penis cast.

June beat Ward at golf and he spanked her for showing him up.

I can't top you guys, but here are a few more of my lame ideas. :crazy:


Mrs. Rayburn hears Beaver tell his friends about the Camel Back Cutoff and she tells the boys that was her old nickname from high school.


June washes Wally's jock strap in the kitchen sink with Dreft in front of his friends.


Fred gets an earring and starts dressing like Mr. Clean.


The boys visit Aunt Martha and she insists they sleep in the same bed with her in their boxers.


Miss Landers poses for a men's magazine only wearing chalk dust and holding a world globe.


Wally pays Beaver 50 cents to pop the zits on his back.


Fred gets a new toupe and Gwen uses it to scour the sink while he naps.


June cuts the food budget in half by using dog food instead of ground round.


June helps ward wax his rump.


Beaver steals Angela Valentines Jackie Kennedy wig for himself.

Beaver peeks in Ward and June's room one night and they're doing "things." When Beaver goes back to his room, he tells Wally what they were doing and Wally says "That sounds like fun!" And then you hear Wally and Beaver making weird noises off screen! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: You are too funny corvetteguy! This is just too fun!

Beaver starts a booger collection.

Ward finally snaps and chains Fred to the back of the car and drags him several miles.

The boys and their friends walk in on June serving Ward dinner in the nude.

In "Beaver gets spelled", he really did get a beating.

For Halloween Beaver wore June's pantie's for a mask.

Beaver catches Wally jacking off in the bathroom and then he starts to do it daily. :lol:

Beaver's haircut that Wally gave him sends June to the Emergency Room.

June's menopause starts a food fight at the dinner table.

Whitey knocks Beaver down and steals his "short pants" and he has to walk home in his underware.

Mrs. Haskell finds out that Eddie was playing sick so she stuck real pins in him and cursed him.

Beaver is the only boy invited to Linda Dennison's party and they strip him and play pin "The Tail on Beaver".

You guys are hillarious. It's getting harder for me to keep up. :lol:


Beaver falls madly in love with a tv actor and writes them a love letter. The producer of the show gets hold of the letter and decides to ask Beaver to star in a feature film with the actor. The movie is " When Beaver Met Flipper"


June gets a nasty eye infection after Wally uses her tweezers to pick out an infected ingrown toe nail.


Beaver messes on himself on the bus and has a difficult time masking the smell at shool.


Aunt Martha's so old she farts dust.

I think you are still doing great Corvetteguy! :lol:

When Larry spends the night, he and Beaver sneak into Ward and June's room under the bed so they can hear what they talk about but instead hear them fooling around and the boys start to giggle and Ward beats them both. That is why Ward was so tired the next day!

The Cleaver's go camping at a cabin in the woods and Ward and June go for a morning swim, June jumps in and when she comes up she loses her top and Ward talks her into leaving it off not knowing the manager is looking at her through binoculars with his pants unziped.

Beaver tells Larry to pull on his penis so it will get longer.

Uncle Billy babysits the boys and is caught snifing June's panties.

Beaver's pigeons didn't really die from a cat, they pooped on Fred's head and he strangled them and got hungry in the process.

LOL, these are so funny...i dont think i can top what you guys are doing but here goes :lol:

ward gets caught jerking off to june's nude pic in the office

on the morning of ward's birthday, june decides to surprise ward in bed by initiating sex, so as ward is sound asleep, june jumps on the bed and fractures ward's arm and bruises his nuts

ward lets one rip at the dinner table, then excuses himself to the restroom with a surprised look on his face

june cusses ward out

ward buys shrooms from fred rutherford on the way to the market from work

june goes skinny dipping at friends lake and discovers miss landers is skinny dipping there, too

:lol: :lol: Good one junecleaver!!

Beaver takes aunt Martha's false teeth to school for show and tell.

The reason why "Beaver's newspaper" did so well was because they secretly took nude photos of the housewives in Mayfield and the men were buying them to look at the other's wives.

After Larry took his mother's money out of her sewing basket she said he would have to pay it back so he took one of her bra's to school and charged the kids to see "The World's Biggest Slinshot".

June is sick of Beaver faking his bath's so she throws him in the tub and scrubs him with Lava Soap and a wire brush.

Larry and Beaver uses Mrs. Mondello's underware to parachute from a tree.

"Beaver's Prize" was really an adult toy so Ward and June kept it for themselves.

June sent another copy of Beaver's baby picture to Miss Lander's for another vote, so in retaliation, Beaver took a picture of his mother in the shower and sold it around Mayfield and made $500.

You Guys are hillarious. I can't compete with you. :lol:


Beaver steals Mrs. Mondello's enema bottle from the bathroom and uses it as a canteen on a hike at friends lake.


Beaver keeps the slip he thought June bought for Miss Landers and wears it in his room. Wally catches him and they fight over it to take turns.

I got some more

Wally comes homes dressed like Superfly and says a pimp.

Wally and Beaver think Ward and June are being killed when they here strange noises coming from their room.

June calls Larry a fat tub of lard and kicks him outside.

June, Gwen and Ms. Landers perform "Bootylicious" at the PTA meeting.

Beaver calls Ms. Landers and breaths heavy in the phone.

Wally and Beaver come home and find June dancing to "Push It".

Ward hits on Aunt Martha and Beaver catches him.

june gets hit on the head by a baseball that eddie threw, and when revived, she speaks only german for a week.

june walks down the stairs in her usual graceful manner, then all of the sudden trips slides down the stairs, landing on her ass

june is in line at the grocery store and feels her purse vibrating, thinking its her cell phone, and she grabs it and puts it on her ear and says "hello, hello" and she then realizes its her vibrator

Ward gets to the office, and having pulled his pants out the dryer that morning, he has one of june's bra's stuck to his pants

beaver wets his pants at the dinner table

most of this is just dirty!!!!! :(

Mrs. Rayburn is arrested at a pot party.


June & Gwen decide to traffic drugs to buy new party dresses.


Aunt Martha coughs up a fur ball.


June finds Wally's secret scrapbook of actor Tab Hunter under his mattress then takes it for herself.


Larry Mondello asks Beaver to help him lose weight, so Beaver gets June's big electrolux vacume cleaner and performs liposuction on him in the garage. The vac gets clogged and Beaver puts it back before he is found out.


Beaver catches Miss Landers & Wally frolicking in the pool.


Wally clips an engagement announcement out of the paper of Chester & Tooey.


Beaver offers to change a blown fuse for Miss Landers, while he is busy in the fuse box in the basement, in the background Judy Henslers rotting corpse can be seen hanging from a rope.


Eddie pees in Lumpy's gas tank.

most of this is just dirty!!!!! :(

I'm sorry to offend but we are just having a little fun, these boards were getting..for lack of a better word, boaring. I will personally try my best to tone it down, but please don't be offended. I don't want to press the issue but I couldn't help but notice your pic above your name. ;)

I'm sorry to offend but we are just having a little fun, these boards were getting..for lack of a better word, boaring. I will personally try my best to tone it down, but please don't be offended. I don't want to press the issue but I couldn't help but notice your pic above your name. ;)

What about my avatar?

More :eek:


Beaver buys June a t-shirt that say's "Baby Got Snacks" to wear to a school picnic.


Wally is attacked by a pack of dogs after he sun bathes with bacon grease that June saved in the kitchen.


In the episode "Teacher Comes To Dinner" after desert Miss Landers excuses herself and you can hear her purging in the bathroom.


Ward becomes embarassed at the department store when the clerk does a price check on thong underwear.


Fred is turned away at an all you can eat buffet.


Beaver's head bobbing becomes uncontrollable that they put it in a vice and bolt it down.


Larry becomes addicted to snorting brown sugar.

some of these posts are just sick! YOUR MAKING A MOCHRE OF THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

some of these posts are just sick!
"I Love Kevin" I appologize to you if I posted something offensive. I was trying to be funny, but if it came off as being rude. I'm sorry.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I tried to be polite about this but I'm not gonna play your little game of trying to cause trouble. About your avatar, you know what it was before and so does everyone else, you are not fooling anyone! And you wouldn't have changed it if you thought you were right about your statement about all this being dirty. If you are offended, don't read it! We thought we were all old enough to have some fun, that is all and I'm not going to apologize anymore, you know what this thread is about so if you don't like it, don't read it! Plain and simple! You thought it was funny before so what is your problem?!

I tried to be polite about this but I'm not gonna play your little game of trying to cause trouble. About your avatar, you know what it was before and so does everyone else, you are not fooling anyone! And you wouldn't have changed it if you thought you were right about your statement about all this being dirty. If you are offended, don't read it! We thought we were all old enough to have some fun, that is all and I'm not going to apologize anymore, you know what this thread is about so if you don't like it, don't read it! Plain and simple! You thought it was funny before so what is your problem?!

simple as that. STOP READING! we're all HUGE LITB fans and we just like to have fun

How about this:

June and Ward are seen kissing in bed and eventually take their clothes off and start fu-cking

Beaver is seen reading a porn magazine while sitting on the toilet

Wally blows up at Ward and calls him a stingy son of a bitch

June tells Lumpy, Eddie, Larry, Gilbert, "I don't like you guys, stay the hell away from sons!"

Eddie calling Beaver a f-ag-g-ot instead of a squirt

Ward getting up early in the morning telling June he has gas from lat night's supper

Ward tell the boys to leave him alone, he tells June to get him a beer out the fridge

Ward and June wanting a divorce from one another.

Ward telling June to clean this damn house up

A black family moving next door and the Cleavers invite them over

Beaver and Wally run up and start punching Ward for no reason, then he whips them about 40 times so they die. Then, June comes up and notices their dead corpses and lets out a gasp...

..."Now we can make some delicious snacks!" she says.

They get out a huge blender, put their bodies in it and blend for about 5 minutes. Then they pour them into glasses and drink up. :lol:

Beaver finally snaps and moons Aunt Martha at a family reunion.

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and as he does it, he yells to her, between his legs, "and THIS is for making us miss the carnaval that Saturday afternoon, because we had to hang around the house all day and have lunch with you and your crummy old lady friend"


(although I know, Ward and June did end up taking Wally and the Beav to the Carnival that night)..

Here is a few more:

Larry, Whitey, Gilbert, and Richard at times farts in the classroom and laughs.

June saying sometimes she wished she had girls.

Ward calling Beaver a disobedient, incompetent, brat.

Your all so funny! :lol: I'm running out of ideas. :(

June visit's Ward at the office in only her overcoat!! :D

During a Christmas party at Ward's office, Fred gives a speech while Ward sits there and makes arm pit noises.

The lunch lady at Beaver's school loses a tooth in the chili.

Sick of all the dumb contests that Miss lander's holds, Beaver, Larry, and Gilbert tie her up and shove an Apple in her mouth.

Wally and Julie Foster get caught fondleing each other under the bleachers at school.

Ward telling June: I wished you'd get a goddamed job so you could help me with these fu-cking bills!

June strips and dances for Ward in order to earn her allowance, and not just at home!

Beaver takes June's hormone pills thinking they were Tylenol and becomes overly emotional.

Fred starts taking Viagra and steals Ward's naked pictures of June and Ward finds out and kicks his ass...AGAIN!

Wally makes his first porn movie and June shows it to aunt Martha thinking it's a family vacation.

Wally catches Beaver slow dancing with his monkey(Stanly)

Ward gets tired of Beaver's adolecent voice and shuts him in the trunck on the way home from Aunt Martha's.

* June gets frustrated trying to get mysterious stains out of the boys sheets.

* Beaver gets beat up by a car full of lesbians on his way home from school.

* Beaver replaces Aunt Martha's poly grip with super glue.

* Lumpy is alone swimming at friends lake and is mistaken for a gorilla and gets shipped to the San Diego Zoo.

* Wally decides to try mascara for the first time and likes it.


* June decides to stop off for lunch after shopping and is seen gulping down two chili cheese dogs and a 32 oz Dr. Pepper like a wild animal as the chili runs down the front of her dress.


* June hires a male stripper to entertain at a bridal shower at a friends house and Wally shows up.


* Ward moons the chain gang on the interstate.

OMG! These were soooooo hilarious! I was non-stop laughing all the way through. MORE! Please. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Guys,

Beaver, Gilbert, Richard, and Whitey all go skinny dipping up at Friend's Lake for their 8th grade graduation party. hahahaha!!! They are having a great time. June says, "Ward, I'm a little worried abouut the Beaver" I hope he remembers to eat his lunch up there that I made for him. Ward's had a hard day at the office and stays home to relax. June's worried about "her baby." So she goes up to Friend's Lake to see him!

She drives up there, hears noises outside, finds Beaver and his friends running around in the lake with no clothes on....and screams....WARD!!!! WARD!!!! Only Ward isn't there! June is so shocked she has to do something for herself she just faints from embarrasment!

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(BEAVER DOES SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY BAD SCRIPT!)

Beaver HAS HAD IT WITH EDDIE HASKELL PICKING ON HIM!!! He gets Uncle Billy's shotgun that he used to shoot Grisley Bears with while they were eating blueberries! He gets a silencer and sneaks into Eddie's house one night and shoots him dead!!! Bang!!! Bang!!!! Bang!!!! Bang!!!!

Wally is concerned because he hasn't heard from Eddie for days!!! He calls Eddie's house, no answer!!! Beaver's really feels guilty and and has the following conversation with Ward:

Beaver: "Dad, first of all, I want to start out by telling you that I did something really bad."

Ward: "Well...now Beaver, it can't be all that bad."

Beaver: "It sure is Dad, it's worse than running away bad."

Ward: "Well come on son, tell me what it is."

Beaver: "Well....it...has to kinda do with....with....dying...Killing even!"

Ward: "Killing? Son, where did you ever get an idea like that?"

Beaver: "Well I....I sorta when I went to see Uncle Billy, he let me use his shotgun....and I brought it back home and hid it in my room and I....."

Ward: "You what Beaver?"

Beaver: "Last night, I um.....snucked out at night while you and Mom were asleep and I um....I snucked into Eddie Haskell's house and I....I ummm...shot him dead!!!"

Ward: "You shot Eddie Haskell?!!!!"

Beaver: "Well, yes sir"

Ward: "Well Beaver!!!! I......."

Beaver: (crying) "I couldn't help it!!! I know he was Wally's best friend, but was always picking on me and I was ascared of what he was gonna do to me. I didn't mean to do it really I didn't! I'm sorry Dad."

Ward: " Well Beaver, that wasn't a very nice thing to do was it?"

Beaver: "No sir"

Ward: "Well, first of all son. I'm glad that you decided to tell the truth. It was wrong for you to kill Eddie. But it was also wrong for him to pick on you the way he did, right?"

Beaver: "Yes sir."

Ward: "I think you should go upstairs and apoligize to Wally."

Beaver: "Sure Dad"

**************

(June comes into the Den after Beaver has gone upstairs)

June: "Dear, did you find out what was bothering the Beaver? He seemed so quiet all afternoon. I'm worried that he won't be able to eat his supper."

Ward: "Yes I did Dear, he um....shot and killed Eddie Haskell."

June: "Shot and killed Eddie Haskell? My, what a terrible thing to do!" He was Wally's best friend."

Ward: "I know dear, I made Beaver go upstairs and apoligize to Wally."

June: "Apoligize to Wally? Dear, isn't that being a bit hard on the Beaver? After all, Eddie always made life miserable for the Beaver, and he called him squirt, and he picked on him and he hurt the Beaver's feelings."

Ward: "But June, he killed someone!"

June: "I know dear, but it was only Eddie Haskell!"

Ward: "Well, maybe you're right. Maybe the punishment was too harsh." Tell you what, I think I'll offer to take the boys out to a movie tonight. Make that will help make them forget about Beaver shooting and killing that miserable Eddie Haskell."

June: "That's fine dear. Say, you better tell the boys to get washed up for dinner. We're having roast chicken!"

Ward: "We'll nothing says loving like something from the oven!"

(June and Ward laugh together and we hear the familiar Daaa Dummm Daaa Daaa Dummmm Dummmm Daaaaa Daaaaaa music on fade out!)

Jack

Gee Jack, you were right, what a bad script! :lol: It sounds alot like our justice system! :lol:

not sure if this has been posted but what would have benn funny to see was,beaver beating up eddie for getting him into trouble

The doorbell rings. June rushes from the kitchen and opens the front door. Eddie Haskell is standing on the doorstep. "Gee. Mrs. Cleaver, that's a lovely sweater you're wearing!" he gushes. June rolls her eyes wearily. "Eddie," she sighs, "The boys are upstairs. I'm making milkshakes for them. Would you like one?" Eddie smiles, "Of course, Mrs. Cleaver ... oh, that is ... if it's not too much trouble." June smiles faintly, "No trouble at all. Join the boys in their room, Eddie. I'll be up in a minute." "Oh, thank you, Mrs. Cleaver!" Eddie rushes upstairs.

Next we see June in the kitchen. Two frothy milkshakes are prepared and sitting on a tray. June is just finishing the third - Eddie's milkshake. She lifts the glass to place it on the tray then pauses. An evil smirk crosses her face. Raising the glass to her nose, she pinches a nostril shut and blows a thick wad of snot into Eddie's milkshake. :happyface

It's a sunny morning. The boys rush noisily down the front stairs. "Bye, mom!" they shout, "See ya later!"

June hurries from the den. "Now wait a minute!" she calls, "Where are you going?"

"Gee, mom, it's Saturday," Wally says, "Me and the Beav are going to the carnival in Bell Port."

"Yeah, we're gonna ride the rollie coaster," Beaver chirps.

June sighs impatiently. "Well, I wish you had mentioned it before now! ... Anyways, Wally, you drive carefully and be home before dark! I don't want you waltzing in at midnight like you did last night! My goodness, Wally, you woke your father and me from a sound sleep with your door slamming, your thumping about, and your laughing! If I hadn't been so tired I would have gotten out of bed and given you a piece of my mind! ... Beaver, you do what your brother tells you to do and both of you get home before dark! And I mean it!" The boys smile wanly and hurry off, slamming the front door in their haste.

June turns toward the staircase. "My goodness, I'll bet they left their room a mess," she whines as she mounts the stairs, "Well, I'll make their beds and give them both a lecture about tidiness when they get home."

June enters the boys' bedroom. The room is indeed a mess. The beds are rumpled, dirty clothes are strewn about, and wet bath towels are tossed here and there. June sighs wearily, picks up a towel or two then lifts the sheet on Wally's bed.

She gasps in disbelief then screams with horror when she discovers a nude Marlene Holmes snoring away on Wally's sweat stained mattress. Marlene stirs langorously in her sleep. "Oh, Wally, do it again," she purrs, "Oh, pleeease, do it again ..."

"Ward! ... WARD!!!" June shrieks hysterically as she rushes from the room. (Riotous canned laughter, music and fade.) :wave:

It's a sunny morning. The boys rush noisily down the front stairs. "Bye, mom!" they shout, "See ya later!"

June hurries from the den. "Now wait a minute!" she calls, "Where are you going?"

"Gee, mom, it's Saturday," Wally says, "Me and the Beav are going to the carnival in Bell Port."

"Yeah, we're gonna ride the rollie coaster," Beaver chirps.

June sighs impatiently. "Well, I wish you had mentioned it before now! ... Anyways, Wally, you drive carefully and be home before dark! I don't want you waltzing in at midnight like you did last night! My goodness, Wally, you woke your father and me from a sound sleep with your thumping about , your laughing, and your door slamming! If I hadn't been so tired I would have gotten out of bed and given you a piece of my mind! ... Beaver, you do what your brother tells you to do and both of you get home before dark! And I mean it!" The boys smile wanly and hurry off, slamming the front door in their haste.

June turns toward the staircase. "My goodness, I'll bet they left their room a mess," she whines as she mounts the stairs, "Well, I'll make their beds and give them both a lecture about tidiness when they get home."

June enters the boys' bedroom. The room is indeed a mess. The beds are rumpled, dirty clothes are strewn about, and wet bath towels are tossed here and there. June sighs wearily, picks up a towel or two then lifts the sheet on Wally's bed.

She gasps in disbelief then screams with horror when she discovers a nude Marlene Holmes snoring away on Wally's sweat stained mattress. Marlene stirs in her sleep. "Oh, Wally, do it again," Marlene purrs, "Oh, pleeease, do it again ..."

"Ward! WARD!" June shrieks hysterically as she rushes from the room. (Riotous laughter, music and fade.) :wave:



:brent

* Wally gets a tattoo.

* Beaver gets a tattoo.

* June gets a tattoo.

* Ward gets a tattoo.

* The Cleavers get a job in a circus sideshow.

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