crystals
04-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
Cat: a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
a four footed allergen.
a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
a small, furry lap fungus.
a treat-seeking missile.
a wildlife control expert.
one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
a hair relocation expert.
an unprogrammable animal.
Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you
try to play with them.
Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to
the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction
with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners.
Get at least two.
Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.
Cat: a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
a four footed allergen.
a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
a small, furry lap fungus.
a treat-seeking missile.
a wildlife control expert.
one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
a hair relocation expert.
an unprogrammable animal.
Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you
try to play with them.
Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to
the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction
with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners.
Get at least two.
Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.