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crystals
04-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Aquarium: interactive television for cats.



Cat: a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.

a four footed allergen.

a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

a small, furry lap fungus.

a treat-seeking missile.

a wildlife control expert.

one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.

a hair relocation expert.

an unprogrammable animal.



Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.



Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.



Dog: a cat's device for running practice.



Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.



Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you

try to play with them.



Human: an automatic door opener for cats.



Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.



Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to

the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction

with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners.

Get at least two.



Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.



Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.



Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.



Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.



Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.

Kay Scarpetta
04-06-2005, 06:51 PM
:rofl: I love it!

Rhiannon
04-06-2005, 06:59 PM
a hair relocation expert

Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.


hootie hooo!

Hollow
04-06-2005, 08:11 PM
i love kitties.:D

ABlairican Pie
04-07-2005, 01:39 AM
LOVE IT!! SO TRUE!! :lol: :lol: :lol: