Cactus Jack
04-03-2005, 09:01 PM
What are they?
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View Full Version : The worst little kids' jokes EVER? Cactus Jack 04-03-2005, 09:01 PM What are they? Georgia's on my Mind 04-03-2005, 09:07 PM why did the dead baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken Cactus Jack 04-03-2005, 09:11 PM Spell ICUP I SEE YOU PEE TripperFan 04-03-2005, 10:01 PM What's green and hangs from the tops of trees. Giraffe snot. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 04-03-2005, 10:35 PM Spell ICUP I SEE YOU PEE Soooooo frikkiiinnn olldddd. It's like the youth of today has no creativity. ohno: Find your OWN effing jokes. Courtnee 04-03-2005, 10:38 PM What are they? Brother:what did the apple say to the mouse Me:what Brother:hi! Cactus Jack 04-04-2005, 08:17 AM Soooooo frikkiiinnn olldddd. It's like the youth of today has no creativity. ohno: Find your OWN effing jokes. I know! Its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooold but when youre not a lttle kid anymore you dont say it so thats good Penny Lane 04-04-2005, 10:08 AM My granddaughter told me this one :lol: What do dogs eat for breakfast? Pooched eggs. :lol: G-Force Glockstar 04-04-2005, 10:21 AM Spell PIG backwards G(ee), I p(ee). That's as stupid as the "ICUP" one. Cactus Jack 04-04-2005, 06:53 PM Spell PIG backwards G(ee), I p(ee). That's as stupid as the "ICUP" one. Yes, yes it is These are the jokes little kids whould be saying Boy#2: Look down and tell me what you see? Boy#1: WEINER! WEINER! Cactus Jack 04-04-2005, 06:57 PM Boy#1 Mr. Hertz, what is your first name? Mr. Hertz : Richard Boy#1: Whats another name for that? Mr, Hertz : Dick Boy#1 : Dick Hertz? Do you need an ice cube? Hollow 04-04-2005, 07:09 PM they all annoyed me so much when i was starting elementary school and heard them a lot. Mijada 04-04-2005, 07:16 PM This isn't a joke but when I was in Elementary School the boys used to have this saying "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars" A few years ago my nephew said that too me thinking I had never heard it before. I just laughed and told him how old that saying was. TheGreatPretender 04-04-2005, 08:01 PM XYZ. Babes_Cat 04-04-2005, 09:36 PM my brother made this up when he was about 3. (i think it's cute) what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud. G-Force Glockstar 04-04-2005, 11:20 PM This isn't a joke but when I was in Elementary School the boys used to have this saying "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars" A few years ago my nephew said that too me thinking I had never heard it before. I just laughed and told him how old that saying was. Yeah, and there was another saying "Girls go to college to get more knoledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" Belair 04-05-2005, 07:44 AM The one I heard is Girls go to Mars to get more bras,and boys go to jupiter to more stupider. Heres one I like. Whats the difference between Brocolli and Snot? Kids wont eat brocolli. And,What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints :lol: G-Force Glockstar 04-05-2005, 09:01 AM Heres one I like. Whats the difference between Brocolli and Snot? Kids wont eat brocolli. And,What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints :lol: :lol: Nasty :lol: |