Anyone have any made-up expressions?

Sometimes when I'm frustrated, or if something goes wrong, I'll say "Sweet Jane!" or "Sweet Melinda!" The former is a Velvet Underground song, the latter is a lyric from Bob Dylan's "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues."

On the morbid side, when someone dies, I tend to say, rather than "He kicked the bucket" or "He bought the farm," "He received the weaver's answer." That's because in Family's song "The Weaver's Answer," the song's protagonist is an old man who asks the "weaver of life" to show him his life as a tapestry. When he receives a positive answer from the weaver (who reperesents the Lord), he realizes why he's getting to see his tapestry - because he's about to die! :(

I also say things like, "Osama bin Laden wishes the weaver's answer on America."

isn't there already a post on this?

anyway, i said "Monky Titlets" a lot whne i get mad

Well, with the potty mouth that I have, instead of saying "For God's sake" or "For Heaven's sake" when I get frustrated, I'v been saying "For f***'s sake". I don't know why. I never heard anybody else use that expression.

I've never made it up but sometimes when I get really frustrated I say, "Jesus tapdancing Christ." I've even had a dream where I kept saying that to someone. :lol:

I've never made it up but sometimes when I get really frustrated I say, "Jesus tapdancing Christ." I've even had a dream where I kept saying that to someone. :lol:
:rofl:

which reminds me, i just missed south park. too busy surfing william hung's site.

There's an expression I made up for myself when something sounds interesting:

There's a screenplay in there somewhere. :idea:

My favorite saying between my roomate and I is "Really?"

We use that alot when we are are out. It fits in very well in any circumstance.

"Hell No Way"
Its my way of saying "NO WAY". :lol:

I used to yell "Funky buttloving cheese doodles" when I was younger, I have no idea where I got that from.

Well, with the potty mouth that I have, instead of saying "For God's sake" or "For Heaven's sake" when I get frustrated, I'v been saying "For f***'s sake". I don't know why. I never heard anybody else use that expression.

(unfortunately) I use it all the time and have for years!!

The other one my dad used to use when he was REALLY mad was

"Jesus H. Bald-headed, F&*$ing Christ" It was bad, but colorful!!

I say "Goddamn it to hell on a sled"....and I have no idea what that means but I like the idea of someone going to hell on a sled...just seems like bastardly thing to do.

Well, with the potty mouth that I have, instead of saying "For God's sake" or "For Heaven's sake" when I get frustrated, I'v been saying "For f***'s sake". I don't know why. I never heard anybody else use that expression.

:lol: I use it ALL the time! I also use F**k me dead alot,but its awful and I need to stop it.

man i have a lot but i can't thhinkn of any because i use them so casually.

I tend to say 'for the love of God and all things Clayton' a lot. I also say 'for the love of God and William H. Macy'. Yah I dunno where that guy comes in. I heard his name once and ugh.. just stuck.

I tend to say 'for the love of God and all things Clayton' a lot. I also say 'for the love of God and William H. Macy'. Yah I dunno where that guy comes in. I heard his name once and ugh.. just stuck.
which reminds me, i've picked up on your saying "whatev".

I read that Harry Truman always said "Jesus Christ and General Jackson," then I started saying that, then that led to "Uncle Albert and Admiral Halsey," after the Paul McCartney song, but that sounded kind of fruity! :bonk:

I tend to say 'for the love of God and all things Clayton' a lot. I also say 'for the love of God and William H. Macy'. Yah I dunno where that guy comes in. I heard his name once and ugh.. just stuck.


:lol: OMG! William H. Macy? He's a really creepy and goofy (all at the same time) looking guy that was in the movie Fargo! He's been in a lot of other things too. Actually is a good actor, but odd looking IMO! That's funny!

:lol: OMG! William H. Macy? He's a really creepy and goofy (all at the same time) looking guy that was in the movie Fargo! He's been in a lot of other things too. Actually is a good actor, but odd looking IMO! That's funny!
Hahahaha :rofl: Never knew lmao. I hear his name a lot though.

which reminds me, i've picked up on your saying "whatev".
:D Yah I started saying 'GIRL' a lot too. Though I didnt make it up. Then of course theres the whole CBS/BHC/BBB thing.

OMG!! Whassup with the background on this thing!!!??? Looks like Walt Disney threw up!!

Hard on the eyes or what? Or is it the acid I dropped earlier tonight?!?! :crazy: