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TVFactFan
03-28-2005, 08:07 PM
This is the only episode from season 6 I never seen and one of the main reasons why I'm waiting for June to Buy the DVD. I heard this is a very funny episode

glenny
03-29-2005, 06:51 AM
It is pretty funny compared to most of the others from season 6. Ross Martin, who paired with Robert Conrad in the sixties TV show "The Wild Wild West" plays a Arab who want to buy Fred's oil rights. There is a great sight gag with Fred coming down the stairs dressed like a Arab with a caftan and everything.

Lamont: "Pop you look rediculous!"

Fred: "Why?"

Lamont: "Your the only Arab i know who's caftan says property of the
Holiday Inn."

mooseface
03-29-2005, 10:29 AM
It is pretty funny compared to most of the others from season 6. Ross Martin, who paired with Robert Conrad in the sixties TV show "The Wild Wild West" plays a Arab who want to buy Fred's oil rights. There is a great sight gag with Fred coming down the stairs dressed like a Arab with a caftan and everything.

Lamont: "Pop you look rediculous!"

Fred: "Why?"

Lamont: "Your the only Arab i know who's caftan says property of the
Holiday Inn."


I like this exchange after it is determined that the oil is pure sludge.

Mr. Aram: "May the palms of your life always drop dates in your arms."

Fred (ready to fight): "And may the palms of my hands drop your teeth at my feet!"

glenny
03-29-2005, 11:36 AM
I like this exchange after it is determined that the oil is pure sludge.

Mr. Aram: "May the palms of your life always drop dates in your arms."

Fred (ready to fight): "And may the palms of my hands drop your teeth at my feet!"
Mr Aram: "Your oil is crude...pure crude!"

Fred:"Hey! Just because we are poor, that's no reason to insult our oil."

Mr. Aram: "No crude is a good thing!"

Lamont: "How gooood (good)??"

Fred: "How mooch (much)??"

mooseface
03-29-2005, 07:37 PM
Mr Aram: "Your oil is crude...pure crude!"

Fred:"Hey! Just because we are poor, that's no reason to insult our oil."

Mr. Aram: "No crude is a good thing!"

Lamont: "How gooood (good)??"

Fred: "How mooch (much)??"

Fred: "We shook on it. In this country, that means you have a deal."

Mr. Aram: "Alas, I am not familiar with the customs of your country."

Fred (raising fist): "Well maybe I should introduce you to the custom of the Big 5!"

-and-

Mr. Aram: "I am having so many problems with assimilation."

Fred: "Maybe you should eat more roughage." :)