callmetootie
09-26-2001, 09:38 PM
"Thankyou For Being An Egg" Written By Me!
Thankyou for being an egg
Cracked your shell and scrambled it
Your an egg and you should be cracked
And if you made a cake
With a pillsbury boy you knew...
Scrambled eggs would be the breakfast food for me
And the shell would grab my hand
Thankyou for being an egg!
------------------
Andrew Carden
ThomasE
09-28-2001, 05:20 PM
LOL! That was pretty good!
moofomoo
10-01-2001, 10:08 AM
Mine...
"Thank you for wearing Depends"
Thank you for wearing Depends,
When life gets soggy we dry the end...
Your bladder's weak, and we'll always come through for you.
And when you need to potty,
But it's just outside your reach...
We guarantee, that if you really need to pee,
We will always save you and say,
"Thank you for wearing Depends"
Crass, out of taste, and hysterically funny...well so sayeth my friends who had to sing it. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
**Gracie**
------------------
Delivery guy: "Blanche Deverux?"
Dorothy: "That's Devereaux...it's only pronounced the other way in limericks."
~~~~~~~~~~
Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she recently had a stroke rendering her totally annoying."
jayman75
09-09-2002, 11:26 AM
Good call... these are funny.:lol:
Anyone else up for a try?
tony_the_tiger324
09-20-2002, 06:30 PM
the depends one was funny, but that egg one was really bad. sorry:(