Family Ties Forever!
03-25-2005, 09:01 PM
From The Good, Clean, Funny List (GCFL):
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes
hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes
hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!