I'm serious. He wears a helmet all the time. He looks like he's in his 30s, is of slight build which makes him look like a jockey. Not to sound mean, but he doesn't seem like he's 100% either. He never works the register....just bags groceries.

I'm thinking that perhaps he has seizures, so it's for his protection. Any other possibilities?

Does he ever deliver groceries?
I don't know that. The store does have a delivery service, but they deliver by vans.

He Obviously rides the shopping carts after store hours and needs protection From Injury. Thats what I'd do.

He Obviously rides the shopping carts after store hours and needs protection From Injury. Thats what I'd do.

:rotflmao: :lol:

He Obviously rides the shopping carts after store hours and needs protection From Injury. Thats what I'd do.
Only you. :lol:

he might have a mental illness

he might have a mental illness
You mean, like he has a fixation with wearing a helmet? I never thought of that.

You mean, like he has a fixation with wearing a helmet? I never thought of that.
No, he could be like skitzo and think one of his personalities is a professional bike rider...or have an unnatural fear of earthquakes...who knows.

Yeah I'd say he has seizures.

Maybe he doesn't bag the groceries very well and the helmet is protection from dissatisfied old ladies who wack him on the head with frozen French bread.




...Just throwing that out there. ;)

He Obviously rides the shopping carts after store hours and needs protection From Injury. Thats what I'd do.
:rofl:

Maybe it's his lucky hat. I'm serious, btw. :)

he might just think he looks coool

He got hit in the head when he got robbed in the store and he doesn't want it to happen again.

He Obviously rides the shopping carts after store hours and needs protection From Injury. Thats what I'd do.

Lmao, that's what I do. I don't wear a helmet though. \m/

My husband is bad. He'll call him Lance Armstrong. Not to his face of course, but while we're walking to our car, he'll say, "I'm glad Lance did the bagging today".

Another time, it's "I wonder if super jockey's got an inside tip on this year's Kentucky Derby".

Yeah, I said he's bad. :crazy:

I remember when I was in Disney World, I saw a group of what seemed to be mentally challenged people, and one of them was walking around with a really old school football helmet. I'm guessing it was because he didn't always have control over what he did, and needed the protection for it.

My husband is bad. He'll call him Lance Armstrong. Not to his face of course, but while we're walking to our car, he'll say, "I'm glad Lance did the bagging today".

Another time, it's "I wonder if super jockey's got an inside tip on this year's Kentucky Derby".

Yeah, I said he's bad. :crazy:

Your husband is a twisted man.

Can I buy some jokes from him?

;)

Maybe he's mentally incapable.

I'm thinking that perhaps he has seizures, so it's for his protection. Any other possibilities?
ohh probably. this thread reminded me of some mentally handicapped kid at my school who always wears a helmet and i know he has seizures, so it makes sense.

Hi Sarah. Where have you been? The boards have been so dull. :)
i fell and i couldn't get up.

My husband is bad. He'll call him Lance Armstrong. Not to his face of course, but while we're walking to our car, he'll say, "I'm glad Lance did the bagging today".

Another time, it's "I wonder if super jockey's got an inside tip on this year's Kentucky Derby".

Yeah, I said he's bad. :crazy:
That isn't politically correct.

That isn't politically correct.
My husband doesn't have to be politically correct in his conversations with me.

He probably suffers from narcolepsy.

Making fun of him is not only politically incorrect, but just mean.




Unless of course he's just an idiot who thinks he's funny for wearing a helmet.
Then you should just run him over with your shopping cart.

He probably suffers from narcolepsy.

Making fun of him is not only politically incorrect, but just mean.


Unless of course he's just an idiot who thinks he's funny for wearing a helmet.
Then you should just run him over with your shopping cart.
Well my husband is not a mean person. He just figures the guy likes to wear a helmet.

My husband doesn't have to be politically correct in his conversations with me.
He should, it would make your marriage a lot more stable in theory.

He should, it would make your marriage a lot more stable.
My marriage is happy and strong and not up for discussion here.

He should, it would make your marriage a lot more stable in theory.
since when were ewe a marriage counselor?

My marriage is happy and strong and not up for discussion here.
It also applies in general terms.

since when were ewe a marriage counselor?
I'm currently working on a degree in psychology to work in the field...so I am able to comment about said issues. When did you become the question-asker of the century?

It also applies in general terms.
I have the best marriage of anyone I know. Leave it at that.

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LOL, who is that?

I have the best marriage of anyone I know. Leave it at that.
The relativity of your marriage in comparison to the marriages of those you know really is not the correct view to assess the relationship.

LOL, who is that?
I don't know. I just hope he's just ******** because then I'll feel bad.

The relativity of your marriage in relation to the marriages of those you know really is not the correct view and assesment of the relationship.
lol shut up

I'm currently working on a degree in psychology to work in the field...so I am able to comment about said issues. When did you become the question-asker of the century?
a day or two ago.

lol shut up
Why don't you? I wasn't speaking to you.

Why don't you? I wasn't speaking to you.
So.

So.
Therefore your two cents was not needed nor appreciated.

lol shut up
dr. chris is speaking with his client, don't interrupt.

Therefore your two cents was not needed nor appreciated.
So.

The relativity of your marriage in relation to the marriages of those you know really is not the correct view to assess the relationship.
Get off the topic of my marriage. It's not open for discussion. If you were needling another member about their marriage and they reported you, I'd tell you as a moderator to stop it.

So as moderator, I'm instructing you to stop the nonsense jabs about my marriage.

dr. chris is speaking with his client, don't interrupt.
Your attempt at sarcasm is laughable. But I do in fact to become a MD so you do have truth to your comment.

dr. chris is speaking with his client, don't interrupt.
But I'm his secretary and he has a phone call.

Get off the topic of my marriage. It's not open for discussion. If you were needling another member about their marriage and they reported you, I'd tell you as a moderator to stop it.

So as moderator, I'm instructing you to stop the nonsense jabs about my marriage.
I'm not commenting on your marriage. I'm talking about the institution of marriage in general and the objective view you must have within it.

Your attempt at sarcasm is laughable. But I do in fact to become a MD so you do have truth to your comment.
Incorrect grammaire! THOUGH SHALT NOT!

Incorrect grammaire! THOUGH SHALT NOT!
I had 2 hours of sleep last night, please excuse me.

I had 2 hours of sleep last night, please excuse me.
You are excused.

You are excused.
You obviously are blind to the sarcasm of that remark.

Your attempt at sarcasm is laughable. But I do in fact to become a MD so you do have truth to your comment.
it doesn't give you a right to get into janice's business. your help is not needed nor appreciated. :)

mental illness maybe

it doesn't give you a right to get into janice's business. your help is not needed nor appreciated. :)
I'm not budding into Jan's business...I simply was stating a few facts regarding marriage and one's place within one. My help actually is needed for this world to function correctly and I plan to save the world from it's current misfortune so you are welcome.

mental illness maybe
That's what I'm thinking.

You obviously are blind to the sarcasm of that remark.
And you're obviously blind to the sarcasm of mine.

And you're obviously blind to the sarcasm of mine.
You obviously have no better thoughts, so you are reduced to use a paralleled statement to my previous remark.

I'm not budding into Jan's business...I simply was stating a few facts regarding marriage and one's place within one. My help actually is needed for this world to function correctly and I plan to save the world from it's current misfortune so you are welcome.
well... i have a problem right now and need advice.

i left my ramen noodles sitting for too long and the flavor is gone and now i don't want it. what should i do?

-confused in arizona

You obviously have no better thoughts, so you are reduced to use a paralleled statement to my previous remark.
Yeah, obviously. :lol: You're good.

well... i have a problem right now and need advice.

i left my ramen noodles sitting for too long and the flavor is gone and now i don't want it. what should i do?

-confused in arizona
Stick it up your ass.

Stick it up your ass.
whatev!:rolleyes: that's not what a real dr. would say.

whatev!:rolleyes: that's not what a real dr. would say.
No, I had a wacko Dr. once. He tried to shove a thin, metal stick into my arm. I never went to that son of a bitch again.

whatev!:rolleyes: that's not what a real dr. would say.
It's not a valid question, so I didn't give you a valid answer.

It's not a valid question, so I didn't give you a valid answer.
My teachers always said that there's no such thing as a bad question. :snob:

No, I had a wacko Dr. once. He tried to shove a thin, metal stick into my arm. I never went to that son of a bitch again.
haha.

It's not a valid question, so I didn't give you a valid answer.
What.......EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :rolleyes:

My teachers always said that there's no such thing as a bad question. :snob:
Because they are trying to make everyone in the class comfortable that they are not lesser than others. Although, that is a lie. They just try to eliminate social structure in schools which is utterly useless.

haha.
:D

Because they are trying to make everyone in the class comfortable that they are not lesser than others. Although, that is a lie. They just try to eliminate social structure in schools which is utterly useless.
LOL

i still don't know what to do with my ramen.

i still don't know what to do with my ramen.
I'd just throw it out

Signed, the best ****ing advice giver ever even better than Chris is

I'd just throw it out

Signed, the best ****ing advice giver ever even better than Chris is
thanks! just did.

When I was little a girl in my class had to wear a special helmet all of the
time,I think it because she had very poor motor coordination and couldn't
control her balance. Maybe that's the same thing wrong with him
or could be something else. I don't really know :(

well... i have a problem right now and need advice.

i left my ramen noodles sitting for too long and the flavor is gone and now i don't want it. what should i do?

-confused in arizona
OMG! The same thing happened to my chewing gum when I left it on the bedpost overnight. I fell apart.

No, I had a wacko Dr. once. He tried to shove a thin, metal stick into my arm. I never went to that son of a bitch again.
What a quack. Was his name Dr. Nick?

I saw a show about a guy who had part of his skull removed and had to wear a helmet to protect his head and brain. I think it might have been a movie.

What a quack. Was his name Dr. Nick?
Yeah.

Well, I never saw this at my markets, could be the bagger wore a helmut getting to work on bike or motorcycle and had no place to store it and so wore it....very possible.....

Most likely a medical condition like the original poster thought . Seizures? Nice that the grocery store hires handicapped individuals . :)

I'm nosy , I probably would politely just ask the manager at the service desk , the guy with the helmet out of earshot !;)