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MissZero
02-22-2005, 09:16 PM
10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!! JUST A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY

x3 Taylor x3
02-22-2005, 09:18 PM
:lol: :lol: Funny.

James"Thunder"Early
02-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Hilarious!

Cactus Jack
02-22-2005, 09:21 PM
:rotflmao:

Janet McFarland
02-22-2005, 09:22 PM
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.


:lol:

theanswerman
02-22-2005, 09:24 PM
10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White. agreed.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy. agreed
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. Agreed.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. more like al sharpton
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). OGMZMZM LZOXZOLXLOOL
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. LZOXLOALOOLZZ


#8 section three is so going into my signature lzooxzl

dawsongirl
02-22-2005, 09:36 PM
:lol:

Michael [hXc]
02-22-2005, 09:37 PM
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

my dad is white and he thinks his pastor knows everything. lol

Pitooey
02-22-2005, 09:54 PM
:lol: :crazy: :lol:

TJL
02-22-2005, 10:19 PM
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.



:yeahthat

I don't care how much bling you strap on, an 89 Honda is still an 89 Honda.

:lol:

Kay Scarpetta
02-23-2005, 12:19 AM
oh my God :rofl: I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Moonlight Lady
02-23-2005, 01:52 PM
10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!! JUST A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY

:rotflmao: Those are funny.

Brent88
02-23-2005, 02:02 PM
:rofl:!!!!!

SBTB Geek
02-23-2005, 02:44 PM
Did you make these up yourself?

MissZero
02-23-2005, 03:52 PM
Did you make these up yourself?

no im not that creative lol...i got them off another site

Superstar
02-23-2005, 04:06 PM
they are good :lol:

consentida
02-23-2005, 08:18 PM
I know it's a joke and I admit that some of it is funny but this is the exact reason why racism and segregation still exists, especially among young people. If we continue to make jokes like this and pass them on, how can we expect future generations to accept one another despite their differences? I dont mean to start anything but I'm just saying...

MissZero
02-23-2005, 08:51 PM
I know it's a joke and I admit that some of it is funny but this is the exact reason why racism and segregation still exists, especially among young people. If we continue to make jokes like this and pass them on, how can we expect future generations to accept one another despite their differences? I dont mean to start anything but I'm just saying...

I see where your comin from but I think its just the opposite....we need to laugh at ourselves every now and then to realize just how ridiculous racism is....this joke shows that no one race is btter than another because we all have imperfections. So I think it does the exact opposite of what you think lol

TheGreatPretender
02-23-2005, 09:17 PM
I STILL won't admit to number 10 damnit. :mumble: ;)

consentida
02-23-2005, 09:23 PM
I see where your comin from but I think its just the opposite....we need to laugh at ourselves every now and then to realize just how ridiculous racism is....this joke shows that no one race is btter than another because we all have imperfections. So I think it does the exact opposite of what you think lol

Well, that's true too. I guess it all depends on how you look at it.

TheGreatPretender
02-23-2005, 09:25 PM
I see where your comin from but I think its just the opposite....we need to laugh at ourselves every now and then to realize just how ridiculous racism is....this joke shows that no one race is btter than another because we all have imperfections. So I think it does the exact opposite of what you think lol


I agree. We had to do an assignment simila to thisr in one of my classes at school because in our school it's evenly divided between the amount of black students, latino students and white students. And it's at all races not just one personally. And even so these are just stereotypes we laugh at not the personal thoughts of anyone.

Georgia's on my Mind
02-23-2005, 09:26 PM
generalizations are moronic.

MissZero
02-23-2005, 09:29 PM
generalizations are moronic.

i know something else thats moronic too

Georgia's on my Mind
02-23-2005, 09:35 PM
i know something else thats moronic too
what is that?

MissZero
02-23-2005, 10:09 PM
what is that?

hot wing pizza

Georgia's on my Mind
02-23-2005, 10:11 PM
hot wing pizza
i wouldn't consider that worthy of being moronic, maybe not pleasing to the taste though

Dude111
02-14-2024, 10:10 PM
10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.


I am white and here are my answers

1) Yes he is
2) These days anything is!!
3) He wasnt??
4) Very true!!
5) Yes indeed,they wont fit in well!!!
6) True!!
7) I didnt know that...........
8) I suppose it does but it can do more harm than good really...... Physical abuse is not good!
9) I ki$$ my puppy alot!!
10) REAL RAP MUSIC IS LONG DEAD.... Now all you hear is hip hop trash on the radio!!