Brian
02-21-2005, 01:30 AM
Ever since I could watch movies, I've always had the tendency of repeating dialogue from movies. I just can't help it. Some of the best stuff I've heard has come from movies. Here's one that I find myself saying. It's from RainMan. I am also good at imitating the character's voices.
Raymond: Course I don't got my Underwear
Charlie: What?
Raymond: I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: What are you talking about? I gave you a fresh pair of mine this morning.
Raymond: It's not my underwear.
Charlie: I told you to go into the bathroom and put them on. Where are they?
Raymond: Course they're in the pocket of my jacket.
Charlie: Where?
Raymond: Here. These, These are too tight.
Charlie: I don't want them back, Ray.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts.
Charlie: What's the difference? Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: These are Hanes 32, these are Hanes 32. My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, All right, when we pass the store we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at Kmart in Cincinnatti.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti so don't even start with that.
Raymond: 400 Oak Street
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti. You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to pick up boxer shorts.
Raymond: That's Oak and Burnett in Cincinnatti.
Charlie: What I say, Ray?
Raymond: Kmart
Charlie: What I- You hear me, I know you hear me. You don't fool me with this ***** for a second.
Raymond: My Underwear has my-
Raymond: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: (Yells) RAY, DID YOU ****lNG HEAR WHAT I SAID? SHUT UP!
Short 5 second pause.
Raymond: Cincinnatti is a long way off. We're getting further away from Kmart.
Charlie: You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to get a pair of underwear at Kmart.
Raymond: You have to go to Kmart, 400 Oak Street
Charlie: What'd I tell you Ray, we are not going to Cincinnatti, that is final.
Raymond: Get my boxer shorts at Kmart.
Charlie: Raymond, that is final. Do you hear me?
Raymond: I don't want to be shortless.
Charlie stops the car to the side of the road, screeching the tires.
Short Pause
Charlie: Damn! Damn! Walks aroundWhat difference does it make- WHAT- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT, IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER!
Raymond: Kmart!
Charlie: You know what I think Ray? You know what I think Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of ***** because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere.
Raymond: Boxer Shorts! Boxer Shorts at Kmart! These are, these are Hanes 32. Mi-, Mine, Mine are boxer shorts.
Charlie: God, you're driving me crazy. We have to make a little stop and find a psyciatrist because you're about to drive me crazy.
Raymond: Oak and Burnett. We have to get my Boxer shorts at Kmart on Oak and Burnett. We have to buy them back at- back at- UH OH! You put your- you put your shorts on the Highway. Let's go back to Cincinnatti, and Kmart.
Raymond: Course I don't got my Underwear
Charlie: What?
Raymond: I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: What are you talking about? I gave you a fresh pair of mine this morning.
Raymond: It's not my underwear.
Charlie: I told you to go into the bathroom and put them on. Where are they?
Raymond: Course they're in the pocket of my jacket.
Charlie: Where?
Raymond: Here. These, These are too tight.
Charlie: I don't want them back, Ray.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts.
Charlie: What's the difference? Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: These are Hanes 32, these are Hanes 32. My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, All right, when we pass the store we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at Kmart in Cincinnatti.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti so don't even start with that.
Raymond: 400 Oak Street
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti. You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to pick up boxer shorts.
Raymond: That's Oak and Burnett in Cincinnatti.
Charlie: What I say, Ray?
Raymond: Kmart
Charlie: What I- You hear me, I know you hear me. You don't fool me with this ***** for a second.
Raymond: My Underwear has my-
Raymond: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: (Yells) RAY, DID YOU ****lNG HEAR WHAT I SAID? SHUT UP!
Short 5 second pause.
Raymond: Cincinnatti is a long way off. We're getting further away from Kmart.
Charlie: You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to get a pair of underwear at Kmart.
Raymond: You have to go to Kmart, 400 Oak Street
Charlie: What'd I tell you Ray, we are not going to Cincinnatti, that is final.
Raymond: Get my boxer shorts at Kmart.
Charlie: Raymond, that is final. Do you hear me?
Raymond: I don't want to be shortless.
Charlie stops the car to the side of the road, screeching the tires.
Short Pause
Charlie: Damn! Damn! Walks aroundWhat difference does it make- WHAT- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT, IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER!
Raymond: Kmart!
Charlie: You know what I think Ray? You know what I think Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of ***** because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere.
Raymond: Boxer Shorts! Boxer Shorts at Kmart! These are, these are Hanes 32. Mi-, Mine, Mine are boxer shorts.
Charlie: God, you're driving me crazy. We have to make a little stop and find a psyciatrist because you're about to drive me crazy.
Raymond: Oak and Burnett. We have to get my Boxer shorts at Kmart on Oak and Burnett. We have to buy them back at- back at- UH OH! You put your- you put your shorts on the Highway. Let's go back to Cincinnatti, and Kmart.