There is just something so magical about them, i love the way that they can often be so weird and eerily prophetic.

here's one i got today:

Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress

Share your fortunes, or tell me your lucky number and I will tell you YOURS.

awesome fortune:

i like them but i usually lose the paper which makes them worthless.

I'm next in line for promotion in my firm. Cool!@$#U&*P$

Lucky numbers. 6 9 8 7 12 16 37 35 4

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/ is an awesome site with a plethora of amusing and CRAZY fortunes, like these ones:

Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.
Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 17, 20, 28, 36.

Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.
Lucky Numbers 7, 14, 21, 22, 32, 45.

An oldie but goldie.

An oldie but goldie.
:rotflmao:

An oldie but goldie.


:lol:

I have NEVER ever had one,but i want one ;) They sound cool.

They smell them at the grocery store!,In the Chinese food product aisle.

I once got one that said

'' Only a stranger could accept who you truely are.''

Today's (from last night):

Find release from your cares, have a good time.

Lucky # 3, 11, 22, 31, 42, 45.

Learn Chinese: Ye-Ye, Grandpa.

My brother was eating Chinese with a friend of his before they went on a flight (both flight attendants), and he somehow got the other person's fortune cookie before he got it, and he slipped another piece of paper inside of it that said "You will die on an airplane." Haha.

My brother was eating Chinese with a friend of his before they went on a flight (both flight attendants), and he somehow got the other person's fortune cookie before he got it, and he slipped another piece of paper inside of it that said "You will die on an airplane." Haha.
:lol:

There's a little game we all play with fortune cookies, we add "in bed" to the end of it LOL

There's a little game we all play with fortune cookies, we add "in bed" to the end of it LOL
lessee - that would turn the one I got last night into:

You will do well to expand your business...in bed

Lucky # 07, 18, 35, 36, 47, 48

works for me :lol:

Ever have them chocolate-flavored? Yup, there's such thing. ;)

:lol:

I just like reading the fortune; my mom (may she rest in peace) used to love eating them and my brother in law has something funny to say about them.
He heard this somewhere and I find it funny; so try it if you want.

Everytime you read a fortune; add the words "in bed" at the end.

For Example: "You will be rich and wealthy" (in bed)

ok, tonight's fortune:

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

Lucky # 6, 17, 26, 28, 32, 40

Learn Chinese: Zu-Guo - Motherland

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs...in bed.

Ahhh Yeah