EmoJoe
02-11-2005, 06:06 PM
CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Elizabeth Celson……………Lana Lang
Jane Kokanstupala…………………………..Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad (Mr. Kokanstupala)…………….robyrob
Suzy………………………..Melissa Joan Heart
(The kids are at the bus stop. Jane looks upset)
Jane: Oh goodness…
Anna: What’s up, Jane?
Jane: My dad!
Mike: Hey! Is he that big white thing in the sky?
Jane: Not THAT up!
(Jane’s Dad comes)
Jane’s Dad: See you later, honey babe! Cakey lake! Lovey bird….
Jane: DAD!
Jane’s Dad: Sorry, baby! See you later
(Jane groans)
Matt: What? He always acts like that
Jane: Matt, my dad is the new Science teacher!
(Anna and Matt’s mouths drop open)
Jane: I know, it’s terrible
Matt: No it’s not! Finally! A teacher we know! Personally!
Anna: This is awesome!
Mike: So, is that white puffy thing your dad?
Jane: No it’s not
(The bus comes, and than drops the kids off at Madison Middle School. The kids are in Mrs. Brunson’s room)
Matt: Oh man! One more period until the awesome new science teacher’s class
(The bell rings)
Matt: Let’s go
(The kids go to the Science room)
Jane’s Dad (singing to the tune of Ode to Joy): WELCOME MY WONDERFUL CLASS! WE WILL HAVE FUN FROM NOW ON! I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME! YAY! On a more serious note, welcome. My name is Mr. Kokanstupola. You can call me Mr. K for short.
Elizabeth: Kokanstupala?
(The class looks at Jane and her dad and laugh. Jane blushes)
Mr. K: Sitting right here is my wonderful little baby pie, honey cake, beauty queen, love dove
Jane: Dad!
Mr. K: THAT’S MR. K TO YOU! Sorry, student, I’ll stop
Matt: (whispering to Anna): Maybe he is bad
Anna: You’ve got that right
Mr. K: MATT AND ANNA, STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!
(Matt and Anna blush)
Mr. K: I know you love each other but try to resist it!
(The class bursts into laughter, besides Matt and Anna)
Mike: An elephant is teaching us Science!
Willie: Look! Matt and Anna are blushing, they do love each other. How cute!
(Anna and Matt blush more, and don’t say another word)
(Commerical Break)
(It’s lunchtime)
Elizabeth: What’s up with you two? You haven’t spoken to each other since that incident in…ohhh
Mike: That’s MY line!
Matt: So, Mike, how was school?
Mike: Ketchupy
Anna: Elizabeth, did you get that CD you wanted?
Elizabeth: Yeah…
(It’s after school, Matt is going to his locker. He finds a paper on it)
Matt (reading): Anna loves Matt forever
(Anna comes to Matt’s locker. Without talking, she shows him a paper, it was the same one only on her locker. Matt shakes his head. Anna puts her hands on her hips. Matt slaps his forehead. Anna goes away)
(Matt is home from school)
Matt: I had such a bad day
Chris: Why, oh small one?
Matt: You know that…(mumbling)…little, itsy bitsy, crush I have on Anna? Well, the whole school knows about it
Chris: Go on
Matt: That’s it
Chris: Aww, it’s a little seventh grade problem.
Matt: Stop it, this is serious!
Chris: Well I have to call Suzy, bye squirt!
(It’s the next day in school. Mike has to go to the bathroom, but he’s having trouble reading the signs….)
Mike: Bays…geris? Hmmm, well GERIS sounds more boyish than BAYS, so I’ll go in THAT room
(Mike walks into the girls room)
Mike: Hey Matt! You grew a beard!
(Girls scream and kick Mike out)
(The kids walk into Mr. K’s class)
Mr. K: And here comes half of the lovely couple, oh, and there’s the other half. Aren’t they just great?
(The class laughs)
Jane: Dad, you’re embarrisng me and them!
Mr. K: Sorry honey cake
Jane: Ugh!
(We see Madison High School for the next unfortunate event. It’s lunchtime there and Chris and his girlfriend Suzy are arguing)
Suzy: YOU CHEATED ON ME!
Chris: Did not!
Suzy: Did too!
Chris: Did not
Suzy: Did too!
(They realize everyone is staring at them and booing Chris)
Chris: STOP IT!
Suzy: I’M DUMPING YOU!
(The crowd awws)
Chris: Shut up
(We get back to the main unfortunate event)
Matt: This stinks, not only is my deepest darkest secret revealed, but Anna won’t even talk to me!
Elizabeth: Stinks doesn’t it? Well I’m gonna go home…
(Matt is now home, when he finds a note on his door)
Matt: (reading) Go under the oak tree by Madison Middle when the sun sets.
(It’s sunset, and Matt goes to the tree and finds another note
Matt (reading): Go to the darkest section of the school without going in it…
(Matt goes there and finds another note)
Matt: (reading): Go through the small passageway through the two fences and than you’ll come to a street. Go to the seventh house from the fence
(Matt does that, rings the doorbell, and an old lady comes out. She whips Matt with her purse and kicks him out. Matt sees another note)
Matt: (reading): Sorry, I meant the eighth house
(Matt goes to that house, and it’s Anna’s house. He rings the doorbell. Anna answers it)
Matt: Anna? DID YOU COMMIT A CRIME AND YOU’RE HERE TO BLAME IT ON ME?
Anna: NO! I came to discuss something with you
Matt: Spill the beans, my gir- um, Anna
Anna: Well, the Science class incident was embarrising. But, do you REALLY like me as Mr. K thinks you do?
TO BE CONTINUED…
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage
GUEST STARS:
Elizabeth Celson……………Lana Lang
Jane Kokanstupala…………………………..Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad (Mr. Kokanstupala)…………….robyrob
Suzy………………………..Melissa Joan Heart
(The kids are at the bus stop. Jane looks upset)
Jane: Oh goodness…
Anna: What’s up, Jane?
Jane: My dad!
Mike: Hey! Is he that big white thing in the sky?
Jane: Not THAT up!
(Jane’s Dad comes)
Jane’s Dad: See you later, honey babe! Cakey lake! Lovey bird….
Jane: DAD!
Jane’s Dad: Sorry, baby! See you later
(Jane groans)
Matt: What? He always acts like that
Jane: Matt, my dad is the new Science teacher!
(Anna and Matt’s mouths drop open)
Jane: I know, it’s terrible
Matt: No it’s not! Finally! A teacher we know! Personally!
Anna: This is awesome!
Mike: So, is that white puffy thing your dad?
Jane: No it’s not
(The bus comes, and than drops the kids off at Madison Middle School. The kids are in Mrs. Brunson’s room)
Matt: Oh man! One more period until the awesome new science teacher’s class
(The bell rings)
Matt: Let’s go
(The kids go to the Science room)
Jane’s Dad (singing to the tune of Ode to Joy): WELCOME MY WONDERFUL CLASS! WE WILL HAVE FUN FROM NOW ON! I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME! YAY! On a more serious note, welcome. My name is Mr. Kokanstupola. You can call me Mr. K for short.
Elizabeth: Kokanstupala?
(The class looks at Jane and her dad and laugh. Jane blushes)
Mr. K: Sitting right here is my wonderful little baby pie, honey cake, beauty queen, love dove
Jane: Dad!
Mr. K: THAT’S MR. K TO YOU! Sorry, student, I’ll stop
Matt: (whispering to Anna): Maybe he is bad
Anna: You’ve got that right
Mr. K: MATT AND ANNA, STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!
(Matt and Anna blush)
Mr. K: I know you love each other but try to resist it!
(The class bursts into laughter, besides Matt and Anna)
Mike: An elephant is teaching us Science!
Willie: Look! Matt and Anna are blushing, they do love each other. How cute!
(Anna and Matt blush more, and don’t say another word)
(Commerical Break)
(It’s lunchtime)
Elizabeth: What’s up with you two? You haven’t spoken to each other since that incident in…ohhh
Mike: That’s MY line!
Matt: So, Mike, how was school?
Mike: Ketchupy
Anna: Elizabeth, did you get that CD you wanted?
Elizabeth: Yeah…
(It’s after school, Matt is going to his locker. He finds a paper on it)
Matt (reading): Anna loves Matt forever
(Anna comes to Matt’s locker. Without talking, she shows him a paper, it was the same one only on her locker. Matt shakes his head. Anna puts her hands on her hips. Matt slaps his forehead. Anna goes away)
(Matt is home from school)
Matt: I had such a bad day
Chris: Why, oh small one?
Matt: You know that…(mumbling)…little, itsy bitsy, crush I have on Anna? Well, the whole school knows about it
Chris: Go on
Matt: That’s it
Chris: Aww, it’s a little seventh grade problem.
Matt: Stop it, this is serious!
Chris: Well I have to call Suzy, bye squirt!
(It’s the next day in school. Mike has to go to the bathroom, but he’s having trouble reading the signs….)
Mike: Bays…geris? Hmmm, well GERIS sounds more boyish than BAYS, so I’ll go in THAT room
(Mike walks into the girls room)
Mike: Hey Matt! You grew a beard!
(Girls scream and kick Mike out)
(The kids walk into Mr. K’s class)
Mr. K: And here comes half of the lovely couple, oh, and there’s the other half. Aren’t they just great?
(The class laughs)
Jane: Dad, you’re embarrisng me and them!
Mr. K: Sorry honey cake
Jane: Ugh!
(We see Madison High School for the next unfortunate event. It’s lunchtime there and Chris and his girlfriend Suzy are arguing)
Suzy: YOU CHEATED ON ME!
Chris: Did not!
Suzy: Did too!
Chris: Did not
Suzy: Did too!
(They realize everyone is staring at them and booing Chris)
Chris: STOP IT!
Suzy: I’M DUMPING YOU!
(The crowd awws)
Chris: Shut up
(We get back to the main unfortunate event)
Matt: This stinks, not only is my deepest darkest secret revealed, but Anna won’t even talk to me!
Elizabeth: Stinks doesn’t it? Well I’m gonna go home…
(Matt is now home, when he finds a note on his door)
Matt: (reading) Go under the oak tree by Madison Middle when the sun sets.
(It’s sunset, and Matt goes to the tree and finds another note
Matt (reading): Go to the darkest section of the school without going in it…
(Matt goes there and finds another note)
Matt: (reading): Go through the small passageway through the two fences and than you’ll come to a street. Go to the seventh house from the fence
(Matt does that, rings the doorbell, and an old lady comes out. She whips Matt with her purse and kicks him out. Matt sees another note)
Matt: (reading): Sorry, I meant the eighth house
(Matt goes to that house, and it’s Anna’s house. He rings the doorbell. Anna answers it)
Matt: Anna? DID YOU COMMIT A CRIME AND YOU’RE HERE TO BLAME IT ON ME?
Anna: NO! I came to discuss something with you
Matt: Spill the beans, my gir- um, Anna
Anna: Well, the Science class incident was embarrising. But, do you REALLY like me as Mr. K thinks you do?
TO BE CONTINUED…