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View Full Version : "Well I never". Ohio8 01-12-2005, 03:52 PM When Fred would mouth off to some woman who wasn't Aunt Esther, she'd usually reply with "Well I never," and then Fred would give a comeback like "Try it you'll like it." Here're two that might have sounded good: "That's not what I heard." "You just did." junkyardgirl 01-13-2005, 11:43 AM One time he said, "and you never will" sylvia junkyardgirl aka bathtubbum :wave: GARFIELDKOOL 01-13-2005, 11:55 AM Mrs. Hopkins: "Well, I never!" Fred: (Looking at her from the waiste down) "I can believe that!" Classic! Ohio8 01-14-2005, 04:08 PM He said "And you never will!!" to Mrs. Hopkins. Another comeback that was never used is "You just did." Just once I would've liked to heard Aunt Esther say that to Fred after he insulted her, and the after Fred replied with something like "Looking at you, I can see why" followed by her "That did it" and a broken-up fight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Hopkins (to Fred): "Well, I, never!" Fred: "Try it you'll like it." :wave: glenny 01-15-2005, 08:38 AM Woman in men's clothing store: "Well i never!" Fred: "Maybe if you try wearing a mask??" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nurse: "Well i never!!" Fred: "Not with anybody in their right mind!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATLboy 05-25-2005, 03:59 PM I liked the time when Grady was dating Dolly and when she put out her hand to Fred he said "I see you do laundry". BTW--> Dolly was also Jackie (the flight attendant). When Fred finally met her in that episode he said "I'm going to the toilet!" moeee 05-25-2005, 10:51 PM I liked the time when Grady was dating Dolly and when she put out her hand to Fred he said "I see you do laundry". BTW--> Dolly was also Jackie (the flight attendant). When Fred finally met her in that episode he said "I'm going to the toilet!" :lol: Boy, was she ugly! ATLboy 05-26-2005, 01:50 PM :lol: Boy, was she ugly! Damn! She sure was ugly! I have no idea what kind of cookies you would come up with if you stuck her face in some dough! :grady: moeee 05-26-2005, 10:34 PM Damn! She sure was ugly! I have no idea what kind of cookies you would come up with if you stuck her face in some dough! :grady: i know......gorilla cookies! :lol: |