View Full Version : Asteroid to hit Earth on New Year's Day!


Tundra Wolf
12-28-2004, 09:41 PM
Source: http://www.thisisajoketopic.com/article3828947353.html
(12/28/04, Los Angeles, Califorina, )

Everyone is teh sad that a big big asteroid will crash into our beloved planet on New Year's Day.

All those other times people claimed an asteroid would crash into the planet were hoaxes! This one is real, folks.

Here's the dramatic story-- someone was on AIM (AOL Instant Messenger), and the following conversation ensued:

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mrdawg222: omg hay gess wut
punkrox: ummm i dunno wut
mrdawg222: an asteroid will hit the earth on new yearz day
punkrox: omg i dont beleve it
mrdawg222: u must! beleve u, me!!!!11
punkrox: k, i beleve u. i will put an article up on the internet for all 2 see.
mrdawg222: k thnx, g2g bye
punkrox: cya

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And so, after this, "punkrox" posted up an article for all to see that the asteroid will hit on New Year's Day... there's not much else to say.

Scientists are hoping to create a big laser cannon and blast the asteroid.

If you are all worried, just hide under your blanket or move to another planet.

Kazza
12-28-2004, 10:16 PM
Well, whopee :rolleyes:
Covering under a blanket or running away won't save anyone. When it's time to go we all will go:D

Brent88
12-28-2004, 10:19 PM
http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif

vienna waits
12-28-2004, 10:31 PM
:lol:

MsOrange
12-28-2004, 11:11 PM
that will make one hell of a party

musicradio77
12-28-2004, 11:19 PM
What in the world is going on here?omg:

Kazza
12-28-2004, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif

Can you make that the low sodium one??
Posts like this harden my arteries:rolleyes:

musicradio77
12-28-2004, 11:28 PM
Where did you get that information from? That's weird.:lol:

Hollow
12-29-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Brent88
http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif
How in the hell is this spam? it's a joke!

Warm & Fuzzy
12-29-2004, 12:18 AM
thisisajoketopic.com......... like.. wow. :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2004, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Can you make that the low sodium one??
Posts like this harden my arteries:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

MissZero
12-29-2004, 01:15 AM
OMG HOW AM I GOING TO GET ENOUGHT BOTTLED WATER AND CAMPBELLS BEFORE THEN....YOU SHOULDVE WARNED ME EARLIER!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :o :eek:

Tundra Wolf
12-29-2004, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by MissZero
OMG HOW AM I GOING TO GET ENOUGHT BOTTLED WATER AND CAMPBELLS BEFORE THEN....YOU SHOULDVE WARNED ME EARLIER!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :o :eek:

I'm so sorry!! Please forgive me. :(

Superstar
12-29-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Fresh Prince Fan
I'm so sorry!! Please forgive me. :( You do realise she is joking and that story is not true.

:rofl: I cant believe you belived that

Tundra Wolf
12-29-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Superstar
You do realise she is joking and that story is not true.

:rofl: I cant believe you belived that

I was kidding, too...

Hollow
12-29-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Superstar
You do realise she is joking and that story is not true.

:rofl: I cant believe you belived that
i can't believe you believed that.

Tundra Wolf
12-29-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by safety pin
i can't believe you believed that.

Thanks for pwning her, safety pin! :)
Oh, silly people. You will never know who I really am.
*jacket opens up a little bit revealing the Spider-Man costume*
*zips jacket back up* Umm... you didn't see that! *runs off*

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Fresh Prince Fan
Thanks for pwning her, safety pin! :)
Oh, silly people. You will never know who I really am.
*jacket opens up a little bit revealing the Spider-Man costume*
*zips jacket back up* Umm... you didn't see that! *runs off* I'm Wonder Bra. DEFEATING BOOBS ONE DAY AT A TIME.

TheGreatPretender
12-29-2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*
:rolleyes: .........

musicradio77
12-29-2004, 11:20 PM
Fresh Prince Fan was joking on that first post. That's very silly.:lol:

Tundra Wolf
12-30-2004, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Full House
Fresh Prince Fan was joking on that first post. That's very silly.:lol:

I was joking every time I posted in this thread...
Wait, if I'm joking now, then I'm not joking now.
If I said I was joking, but I am joking, but I said I was but I was joking in every post, but I said I was joking in this one, and equals opposite sometimes, SO I'M NOT JOKING IN THIS POST!!!

C'mon, people. Don't you all believe that this asteroid is going to be the one that annihilates us all? ;)

Kristina
12-30-2004, 10:27 AM
u got me x-cited 4 nothin

Michael [hXc]
12-30-2004, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Fresh Prince Fan
Thanks for pwning her, safety pin! :)
Oh, silly people. You will never know who I really am.
*jacket opens up a little bit revealing the Spider-Man costume*
*zips jacket back up* Umm... you didn't see that! *runs off*

:lol: Superstar is a boy :)

Tundra Wolf
12-30-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Full House
Fresh Prince Fan was joking on that first post. That's very silly.:lol:

I used to be HwTH212, but that name was really stupid.

Michael [hXc]
12-30-2004, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Fresh Prince Fan
I used to be HwTH212, but that name was really stupid.

didn't you have another account here?

Tundra Wolf
12-30-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by *AgEnT FaLLoN*
didn't you have another account here?

Yeah, it was HwTH212. Such a stupid name.

Michael [hXc]
12-30-2004, 01:40 PM
it's not stupid :) there was another kid here who i thought might have been you because you have the same interests, name, age and all that stuff. did you have an account here called SuperSonicHedgehog or something like that?

Tundra Wolf
12-30-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by *AgEnT FaLLoN*
it's not stupid :) there was another kid here who i thought might have been you because you have the same interests, name, age and all that stuff. did you have an account here called SuperSonicHedgehog or something like that?

Yup.

Michael [hXc]
12-30-2004, 01:46 PM
that explains it then :lol: