What is it and why?

"Frasier, as usual, your anticipation is interfering with my enjoyment."

Who said that line, Lilith or Diane?

Coach: "I've been shivering all the way over here."

Diane: "Coach, it's 30 degrees outside and you don't have a coat on."

Coach: "Oh, good. I thought I had malaria."

Norm mentioned once that,"it's tough to get a job now. Employers won't even spit on you if your hair is on fire".

MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS

WOODY "DIANE YOU WON'T TELL MY MOM"

DIANE "WOODY, MUMS THE WORD"

WOODY "YOU WON'T TELL MY MUM"

Norm: I'm looking for something light and cold.
Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

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Andrew Carden

i dont know many, but my fav norm one(s) are:

Norm: Evenin' everyone
Woody: Norm! Come on, everyone!
Norm: that's it woody, ive given them a shot.
Woody: come on Mr. Petersen, they'll get the hang of it
Norm: no, woody, the new crowds a bunch of stiffs

and later:

<norm just walks in, says nothin, and a newcomer says: Norm!>
Norm: Not now, you idiot!

it went somethin like that lol.

Doug

Al: Dance, mailman!



Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: No, you shut up!
Rebecca Shut up!
Sam: Shut up!
Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: Shut up!
Rebecca: Shuuuuuuuut uuuuuuup!!!

That second one might not have been verbatim, but I'm sure it's close.

My favorite was when Norm was asked How is life in the fast lane? Where he replied Don't know, I can't find the on ramp. Anyone know which episode that was from?

Carla: "Oh, look. A bumpkin with a pumpkin."

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

Norm:

Doris, I am not interested in you, ok? I'm not interested in any woman except for my wife, and I'm not even interested in her.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Norm: "A haunted house with free taps."

Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like he caught me in bed with his wife."

Norm: "I miss one digit, a whole company goes in the toilet."

Coach: (sarcastically)"I actually get paid to stand here, and listen to great conversation."

Lilith: Frasier, how do expect Frederick to learn all the skills he needs if you're hanging out all day in a bar?

Norm: Afternoon, everybody.

Frederick Crane: Norm.

[everyone stops and looks at Frederick]

Lilith: [picking up Frederick] Oh, he said, "Mama."

Diane: "A doctorate always changes a man."

Coach: Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera. I just can't.

Frasier: "Years from now, they're gonna ask me why I didn't see the signs."

Phil: ""Try sleeping with that for fifty years."

Sam: "I'm Sam Malone. By definition, everything I do is cool."

Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?
Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it

Sam: "What would ya say to a beer?"
Norm: "What's a nice beer like you doing in a place like this?"

Woody: What's a Freudian Slip?

Cliff: That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.

Norm: "You can never be unfaithful to your one true love."

Sam: "...I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on Earth."

(The show's final line):
Sam: "Sorry, we're closed."

Sam: You drinking again?

Rebecca: Certainly not. I never stopped.

Diane is having a fantasy that Sam is cultured, sophisticated and wearing a smoking jacket:

Diane" "Sam, let me be the piano that you play upon."

Sam: "Diane, do you realize you just ended that proposition with a preposition?"

Sam: [watches Diane leave for the last time] Have a good life.

Diane: "...my oldest friend?"
Carla: "Meet her this morning?"

Sam: "Must've been a great grade school, huh?"

Norm: (sarcastic)"Har, har."

Carla; "If Sam says that a woman's hot for him, bank on it."

Sam: What'll you have Normie?

Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.

Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Diane & Carla:

Woody:

Diane: "If ignorance is bliss, this is Eden."

Norm: "Women. You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts."

Lilith: (to Frasier)"I described you in terms which were absolutely glowing. Which is exactly how I would like to see you in Hell."

“It was a magical moment. You know, it was like I was transported back in time. I wasn’t a tired old woman with six kids. I was a fresh young teenager with two kids.” –Carla

Norm: Woody what am I missing here?
Woody: What Mr. Peterson.
Norm: A full glass.

Sam Malone:

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Norm:

Diane: “Well a little mystery is good for a marriage. What haven't you told him?”

Diane & Carla:

“The point is you’ve got to get to know each other better if you’re going to take a big step like this. You gotta get past this early infatuation and get to the point where you’re sick and tired of each other. Then you’re ready for marriage. Look at Diane and me, we waited five years to get married. If it were up to me we’d wait another five.” –Sam

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

This will always be my favorite quote as well. Norm delivered that line perfectly.

This will always be my favorite quote as well. Norm delivered that line perfectly.

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

I remember it as

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone SHORTS."

Lilith: I'd like you to be maid of honor at my wedding.
Rebecca: Shouldn't that be for your best friend?
Lilith: You are my best friend. Now what is your name?
Rebecca: Rebecca.
Lilith: Lilith Sternin. Pleased to meet you.
Rebecca: Likewise.