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Adamantium 12-05-2004, 07:09 PM Presdient of one of the major networks, which would you choose and what changes would you make?
The networks are: ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, WB and UPN.
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I'd take ABC.
First up, I'd get rid of all reality shows. I know that's a stupid move since they are very popular. However, that's what I'd do.
Then I'd work on Fridays.
TGIF:
8:00 - "New Family Show"
8:30 - "New Family Show"
9:00 - "New Family Show"
9:30 - "Complete Savages" (Season 2)
I'd move "8 Simple Rules" and "Less Than Perfect" over to Thursdays. I'd try to make the NBC lineup, which has gotten lower ratings this season with the demise of "Friends". "Hope & Faith" would be cancelled.
Thursdays:
8:00 - "8 Simple Rules" (Season 4)
8:30 - "New Show"
9:00 - "Less Than Perfect" (Season 4)
9:30 - "New Show"
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Sundays:
8:00 - "New Drama"
8:30 - " "
9:00 - "Desperate Housewives" (Season 2)
9:30 - " "
Mondays:
8:00 - "
8:30 - "
9:00 - "
9:30 - "
Tuesdays:
8:00 - "
8:30 - "
9:00 - "
9:30 - "
Wednesdays:
8:00 - "New Drama"
8:30 - " "
9:00 - "New Drama"
9:30 - " "
Thursdays:
8:00 - "8 Simple Rules" (Season 4)
8:30 - "New Show"
9:00 - "Less Than Perfect" (Season 4)
9:30 - "New Show"
TGIF:
8:00 - "New Family Show"
8:30 - "New Family Show"
9:00 - "New Family Show"
9:30 - "Complete Savages" (Season 2)
Saturdays:
8:00 - "
8:30 - "
9:00 - "
9:30 - "
I'll work out the rest of my changes later.
snl75 12-05-2004, 07:38 PM i would take nbc first up i would try to make deals with some of the writers that jeff zucker ran off and bring back the real must see tv and i understand about realty tv alot of people like it and i would keep some of it on even though i myself dont care for it . but i wouldnt have it on almost every night of the week and i wouldnt use it to plug holes every time another show failed nbc used to be the network that started trends not by jumping on a bandwagon but by having good pr. with the best writers and producers in the biz. and they left those people alone to create shows to be proud of i think kevin rielly is trying to clean up some of the mess jeff zucker made but he did so much damage it will problay be the next person after him that turns nbc around.
tylerjjj 12-06-2004, 04:59 PM ABC, IF Roseanne was still on the air. Otherwise it would be CBS (I'm a huge Raymond fan. ):)
barwars 12-06-2004, 07:19 PM I'd take ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, WB, and UPN -- and make one uber-network.... ABS (American Broadcasting Station)
Expect Changes.
Sundays:
7:00 - "NEW Drama"
8:00 - "NEW Drama"
9:00 - "Desperate Housewives"
10:00 - "Boston Legal"
Mondays:
8:00 - "Survivor"
9:00 - "The Amazing Race"
10:00 - "NEW Reality Show"
Tuesdays:
8:00 - "My Wife and Kids"
8:30 - "Two and a Half Men"
9:00 - "According to Jim"
9:30 - "George Lopez"
10:00 - "Veronica Mars"
Wednesdays:
8:00 - "Jack & Bobby"
9:00 - "The West Wing"
9:30 - "NEW Drama"
Thursdays:
8:00 - "Joey"
8:30 - "Will & Grace"
9:00 - "Less Than Perfect"
9:30 - "Scrubs"
10:00 - "NEW Drama"
Friday:
8:00 - "8 Simple Rules"
8:30 - "NEW Sitcom"
9:00 - "Center of the Universe"
9:30 - "NEW Sitcom"
10:00 - "60 Minutes Presents: PrimeLine"
Saturdays:
8:00 - "The Wonderful World of Disney" (where it's a TV show, not random movies)
9:00 - "NEW Drama"
10:00 - "NEW Drama"
Caffeine King 12-06-2004, 07:43 PM :lol: Where's the UPN sitcoms on your super network? :p
I'd take ABC...
Sunday:
7:00 PM-America's Funniest Home Videos
8:00 PM-Extreme Make Over Home Edition
9:00 PM-Desperate Housewives
10:00 PM-Grey's Anatomy
Monday:
8:00 PM-My Wife & Kids
8:30 PM-According To Jim
9:00 PM-8 Simple Rules
9:30 PM-George Lopez
10:00 PM-"new drama"
Tuesday:
8:00 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
8:30 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
9:00 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
9:30 PM-Less Than Perfect
10:00 PM-Boston Legal
Wednesday:
8:00 PM-Lost
9:00 PM-Alias
10:00 PM-Eyes
Thursday:
8:00 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
8:30 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
9:00 PM-"new drama
10:00 PM-Wife Swap
Friday (TGIF):
8:00 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
8:30 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
9:00 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
9:30 PM-"new sitcom/comedy"
10:00 PM- 20/20
Saturday (reruns):
8:00 PM-Lost
9:00 PM-Desperate Housewives
10:00 PM-Eyes
James 12-07-2004, 03:23 AM TVAdam, like you I choose ABC. Here's what I would do:
1. Put some classic comedies on (think of the threads webwarrior762004 had about the Boston and Los Angeles stations in the early 1980s) in place of the trashy talk shows.
2. Allow the affiliates to gauge public interest in shows instead of let the Madison Avenue types dictate what they air.
3. Not only cancel Desperate Housewives (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens), NYPD Blue, and Life as we know it, but also apologize to the American people that those shows found a place on "the alphabet network."
4. Put together some reunions for former ABC gems The Brady Bunch (with the originals, and Gene Hackman playing Mike's role since Robert Reed is no longer with us on earth), Laverne and Shirley, Perfect Strangers, The Wonder Years, Family Matters, and Home Improvement (oh ho ho ho ho, as Tim always said :D )
4a. Model future shows on those listed above.
5. Continue State of Grace where Fox (oops, ABC) Family left off in 2002
5a. Continue The Wonder Years to include Kevin's senior year of high school (it's been eleven--almost twelve--years since it ended so I'd probably need to find different actors to play Kevin, Paul, Winnie, etc.)
6. Work with the Parents Television Council to develop shows that kids could watch with their families without the fear of embarrassing situations.
7. Dump reality TV
8. Put Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? back on prime-time, once a week so it will get monster ratings
9. Avoid pushing the content envelope
10. Fear the FCC :eek:
As President of FOX, I would banish all reality programmng from the network.
The 100 typing monkeys that were responsible for developing those shows would be returned to the zoo.
;)
barwars 12-07-2004, 08:32 AM Originally posted by James
Not only cancel Desperate Housewives (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens)
Ohh yes, has-beens.... because they're more famous now than ever.
Makes perfect sense.
Originally posted by James
Continue The Wonder Years to include Kevin's senior year of high school (it's been eleven--almost twelve--years since it ended so I'd probably need to find different actors to play Kevin, Paul, Winnie, etc.)
Ohh, oh.... The Has-been Years!!
Originally posted by James
3. Not only cancel Desperate Housewives (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens), NYPD Blue, and Life as we know it, but also apologize to the American people that those shows found a place on "the alphabet network."
What a bunch of bull****, frankly. Why apologize for a show that is watched by like 22 million people a week? That's a bunch of bull**** because you just want every effing show on TV to be some happy-go-lucky family sitcom. People still watch those shows, but those of us who are mature enough to watch shows that have sex, violence and cuss words deserve to see the shows we want to see!
Desperate Has-beens? Is that why all five of them have been doing talk shows and magazine covers like crazy? You want a has-been? How about the entire cast of the Brady Bunch? THEY are has-beens and are, quite frankly, nowhere near as famous as the housewives are.
Embarrassing for parents to watch with their children? No, myfriend, the child will be more embarrassed when they are 40 year old virgins who live in their parents' basement.
Speaking of sex as if it is a bad thing is immature. Oooh sex, scary, wow...
Sexual reproduction is when a male inserts his penis into a female's vagina.
Run! Don't walk! It's the truth so therefore it isn't acceptable for children to know! Children must not know what sex is and how it is done! They just can't!
And goodness, watch an episode of Desperate Housewives, because it is so incredibly obvious that you have never even watched the show. It's not wall-to-wall sex! There's plotlines! And some damn good ones too! Oh, wow a couple is having marital problems! Give me a god damn break. You walk down your own street and I assure you you will come across a couple in wedded turmoil.
Oh wow a woman killed herself. It happens every day.
Sheltered kids become uncomfortable adults. If you shield your children from the truth for their entire childhood, you will get nothing but a sick pedophiliac virgin who has absolutely no life.
Teach your kids about sex at an early age, tell them what's good and what's bad. Parents who are afraid that their kids will get messed up if they learn about sex are immature.
And I am through!
Mr. Television 12-07-2004, 06:58 PM Originally posted by James
TVAdam, like you I choose ABC. Here's what I would do:
1. Put some classic comedies on (think of the threads webwarrior762004 had about the Boston and Los Angeles stations in the early 1980s) in place of the trashy talk shows.
2. Allow the affiliates to gauge public interest in shows instead of let the Madison Avenue types dictate what they air.
3. Not only cancel Desperate Housewives (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens), NYPD Blue, and Life as we know it, but also apologize to the American people that those shows found a place on "the alphabet network."
4. Put together some reunions for former ABC gems The Brady Bunch (with the originals, and Gene Hackman playing Mike's role since Robert Reed is no longer with us on earth), Laverne and Shirley, Perfect Strangers, The Wonder Years, Family Matters, and Home Improvement (oh ho ho ho ho, as Tim always said :D )
4a. Model future shows on those listed above.
5. Continue State of Grace where Fox (oops, ABC) Family left off in 2002
5a. Continue The Wonder Years to include Kevin's senior year of high school (it's been eleven--almost twelve--years since it ended so I'd probably need to find different actors to play Kevin, Paul, Winnie, etc.)
6. Work with the Parents Television Council to develop shows that kids could watch with their families without the fear of embarrassing situations.
7. Dump reality TV
8. Put Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? back on prime-time, once a week so it will get monster ratings
9. Avoid pushing the content envelope
10. Fear the FCC :eek:
I hate to tell you this but Desperate Housewives may very well be the #1 show in the nation in the near future.
Czas na Zywiec 12-07-2004, 07:24 PM Originally posted by JT
What a bunch of bull****, frankly. Why apologize for a show that is watched by like 22 million people a week? That's a bunch of bull**** because you just want every effing show on TV to be some happy-go-lucky family sitcom. People still watch those shows, but those of us who are mature enough to watch shows that have sex, violence and cuss words deserve to see the shows we want to see!
Desperate Has-beens? Is that why all five of them have been doing talk shows and magazine covers like crazy? You want a has-been? How about the entire cast of the Brady Bunch? THEY are has-beens and are, quite frankly, nowhere near as famous as the housewives are.
Embarrassing for parents to watch with their children? No, myfriend, the child will be more embarrassed when they are 40 year old virgins who live in their parents' basement.
Speaking of sex as if it is a bad thing is immature. Oooh sex, scary, wow...
Sexual reproduction is when a male inserts his penis into a female's vagina.
Run! Don't walk! It's the truth so therefore it isn't acceptable for children to know! Children must not know what sex is and how it is done! They just can't!
And goodness, watch an episode of Desperate Housewives, because it is so incredibly obvious that you have never even watched the show. It's not wall-to-wall sex! There's plotlines! And some damn good ones too! Oh, wow a couple is having marital problems! Give me a god damn break. You walk down your own street and I assure you you will come across a couple in wedded turmoil.
Oh wow a woman killed herself. It happens every day.
Sheltered kids become uncomfortable adults. If you shield your children from the truth for their entire childhood, you will get nothing but a sick pedophiliac virgin who has absolutely no life.
Teach your kids about sex at an early age, tell them what's good and what's bad. Parents who are afraid that their kids will get messed up if they learn about sex are immature.
And I am through!
- SNAP - You go, JT.
slackermonkey 12-07-2004, 07:26 PM You can sense the bias in James' post when he wants to continue The Wonder Years TWELVE YEARS AFTER IT ENDED.
db108108 12-07-2004, 09:16 PM In adults 18-49, DH is ALMOST the number one series. CSI leads it 10.18 to 10.15 rating on the season. Without a doubt, it will be the number one series in the demo on the season.
Pavan 12-08-2004, 12:40 AM Originally posted by James
TVAdam, like you I choose ABC. Here's what I would do:
1. Put some classic comedies on (think of the threads webwarrior762004 had about the Boston and Los Angeles stations in the early 1980s) in place of the trashy talk shows.
2. Allow the affiliates to gauge public interest in shows instead of let the Madison Avenue types dictate what they air.
3. Not only cancel Desperate Housewives (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens), NYPD Blue, and Life as we know it, but also apologize to the American people that those shows found a place on "the alphabet network."
4. Put together some reunions for former ABC gems The Brady Bunch (with the originals, and Gene Hackman playing Mike's role since Robert Reed is no longer with us on earth), Laverne and Shirley, Perfect Strangers, The Wonder Years, Family Matters, and Home Improvement (oh ho ho ho ho, as Tim always said :D )
4a. Model future shows on those listed above.
5. Continue State of Grace where Fox (oops, ABC) Family left off in 2002
5a. Continue The Wonder Years to include Kevin's senior year of high school (it's been eleven--almost twelve--years since it ended so I'd probably need to find different actors to play Kevin, Paul, Winnie, etc.)
6. Work with the Parents Television Council to develop shows that kids could watch with their families without the fear of embarrassing situations.
7. Dump reality TV
8. Put Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? back on prime-time, once a week so it will get monster ratings
9. Avoid pushing the content envelope
10. Fear the FCC :eek:
Are you the Reverend Wildmon's son?
James 12-08-2004, 12:45 AM Originally posted by pavanbadal
Are you the Reverend Wildmon's son?
Nope.
Brent88 12-08-2004, 03:45 PM Originally posted by James
Desperate Housewives[/i] (or as I like to call it, Desperate Has-beens), NYPD Blue, and Life as we know it, but also apologize to the American people that those shows found a place on "the alphabet network."
Your nuts. Cancel the #1 show on ABC right now? Cancel the biggest hit for ABC in YEARS and YEARS? :rolleyes: Not only would it be completely idiotic but they would go down the tubes as well. It would kill the network literally.
Czas na Zywiec 12-08-2004, 05:17 PM Originally posted by Brent88
Your nuts. Cancel the #1 show on ABC right now? Cancel the biggest hit for ABC in YEARS and YEARS? :rolleyes: Not only would it be completely idiotic but they would go down the tubes as well. It would kill the network literally.
Maybe if the show was called "Wholesome Housewives" and was about women who cooked and cleaned and were submissive to their husbands, he'd be fine with it.
Chad22 12-10-2004, 05:51 PM I'll Take ABC.
SUNDAY NIGHT
8:00pm Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9:00pm Desperate Housewives
10:00pm Boston Legal
Note: I Dont care for any of these shows, But they All seem like ratings successes....So itd be a smart move to just leave them as they are.
MONDAY NIGHT
8:00 PM - Super Milionaire
9 PM - Monday Night Football
Note: I Would bring Super Millionaire back fulltime Since Who Wants Is now Syndicated. Regis would be the host of course. I'll Leave Monday Night football even though i wont watch it. :lol:
TUESDAY NIGHT
8:00 PM - My Wife & Kids
8:30 PM - George Lopez
9:00 PM - According To Jim
9:30 PM - Rodney
10: PM - NYPD Blue
Notes: I Wouldnt change this night at all.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
8:00 PM - Lost
9:00 PM - New Superhero Show
10:00 PM - NWA TNA Wrestling
Notes: Lost seems to be a hit, So that will stay where it is. At 9 I'll add a new Superhero series to bank off all of the Superhero movies coming out...PLUS Its possible that fans of Smallville would tune in from WB To ABC at 9 to Have a Superhero block. I'm Not sure which Superhero would work....Maybe The Flash or Green Lantern or something. At 10 I Would Have NWA TNA Wrestling since they need a better TV Deal and could Give the WWE Some competition and possibly bring back a little of the excitement of wrestling from a few years back.
THURSDAY NIGHT
8:00 PM - Less Than Perfect
8:30 PM - Upcoming John Stamos Sitcom
9:00 PM - Married To The Kellys
9:30 PM - New Sitcom
10:00 PM - Life As We Know It
Notes: Thursday Night is a perfect timeslot to make a new adult sitcom night. With the Lack of Must See TV On NBC This year, ABC Should really capitalize on this. Less Than Perfect can start off the night, The upcoming sitcom with John Stamos can be 2nd, Bring back Married To The Kellys for the 9 PM Slot (I Was a big fan of this show and dont think it should have been cancelled) And a new sitcom at 9:30. Life as We Know it can be moved to 10, Which is probably a more fitting timeslot for it anyway.
FRIDAY NIGHT - TGIF
8:00 PM - 8 Simple Rules
8:30 PM - Complete Savages
9:00 PM - Hope & Faith
9:30 PM - Upcoming Jennifer Love Hewitt Sitcom
10:00 PM - 20/20
Notes: TGIF Is perfect as it is, Except I dont really think Less Than Perfect fits In. So I Moved that to another night and brought in that Jennifer Love Hewitt sitcom thats supposed to be coming up.
SATURDAY NIGHT
8:00 PM - Wonderful World Of Disney
10:00 PM - New Family Drama
Notes: Wonderful World Of Disney at 8 is good. I Was thinking a family-Like Drama similar to 7th Heaven would be a good fit right after it. Saturday could be targetted towards family viewing.
barwars 12-10-2004, 06:34 PM My NBC (subject to change)
Mondays
8:00 Ed
9:00 Las Vegas
10:00 The Apprentice
Tuesdays
8:00 Whoopi
8:30 The Men's Room (New Sitcom)
9:00 Scrubs
9:30 Commited (New Sitcom)
10:00 Law & Order: S.V.U.
Wednesdays
8:00 NEW Drama
9:00 Law & Order
10:00 The West Wing
Thursdays
8:00 Joey
8:30 NEW Sitcom
9:00 Will & Grace
9:30 The Office (New Sitcom)
10:00 ER
Fridays
8:00 Dateline NBC
9:00 Medical Investigation
10:00 Third Watch
Saturdays
8:00 NEW Drama
9:00 Crossing Jordan
10:00 Law & Order: Trial By Jury (New Drama)
Sundays
7:00 Dateline NBC
8:00 American Dreams
9:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
10:00 NEW Drama
Four new sitcoms and four new dramas.
"Fear Factor" would be the only show to get the axe.
"Ed" would return, this time at Mondays at 8.
"Whoopi" would return to the Tuesday at 8 timeslot.
rossnrach4ever 04-08-2005, 01:32 AM NBC Thursday night...it 's a special night on JOEY ...as Joey flies back home to NY and then you are cordially invited to the wedding of Ross and Rachel...it's a very special night on NBC as the Friends cast reunites for a wedding that will make you laugh and make you cry....also starring Elliott Gould Chrstina Pickles as jack and judy geller
marlo thomas and ron leibman as sandra and leonard green
christina applegate
reese witherspoon
maggie wheeler
and james michael tyler as gunther
that is what i would do if was in charge of NBC...Survivior and OC ratings would be in the toilet that night...
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