I know Clay Aiken is a tired subject for jokes, but I'm not making any jokes today. This is a serious column about why everyone would be better off if Clay Aiken bought a rifle, loaded it, held the barrel securely against his temple, and pulled the trigger. I know the allegiance of most Aiken fans only grows stronger when people make jokes about him, which is why I'm taking a different approach, and being completely serious.

I'm not going to make gay jokes. I'm not going to try to get laughs by saying Aiken's singing sounds like someone raping a muppet. I'm not going to state the obvious: that if any of his fans had been in high school with him, they would have called him a loser and thrown rocks at his head like everyone else. No, I'm going to present facts, not assumptions. Since most pop music fans switch alliances from singer to singer more often than Ben Affleck adds hair plugs to his balding scalp, it shouldn't be too difficult to persuade them. So let's get started.

Fact 1: his song lyrics are creepy. Clay Aiken is a stalker and a pervert, and there's proof right in his hit song, "Measure of a Man". Observe:


If I were invisible,
then I could just watch you in your room.
Okay, so he wants to become invisible so he can sneak into some girl's room and watch her undress. A lot of us fellas fantasize about this same thing, but for God's sake, we aren't sick enough to write songs about it and present it as something serious. Have I ever written a column proclaiming my love for a girl, telling her I want to sneak into her room so I can ogle her like a peeping tom? No, because that's disturbing and wrong. Yet, for some reason, millions of women find Aiken's sick perversion attractive, and swoon after him for it. But it's in the next few lines where he really gets sick:


If I was invisible
I'd make you mine tonight.
So now he's moved on to full-fledged rape. He wants to become invisible so he can "make you mine". Obviously, if he's invisible, he can't "make her his" by impressing her or charming her. The only way will be through using his invisibility to outright attack her, and force her to get it on with him. It's a sickness, people. It's a rapist's cry for help in the form of a song.

Later in the song, Aiken repeats his wish to be invisible, and then says, "Wait, I already am." This is the point of the song where he realizes he doesn't need to be invisible to commit heinous acts of sexual violence. Obviously, Aiken is a very dangerous man. Is a joyful rapist the type of man ladies should swoon over? I think not.

Fact 2: Aiken only looks good if someone else dresses and styles him.You know how most girls look like total ass in the morning before they apply makeup? Clay Aiken is the same way, except he uses the fat wallet of The FOX Network to make himself look good. He looked like crap at first, but then he spent tons of FOX's money on expensive clothes, contact lenses, eyebrow coloring, professional hairstyling, and some hair coloring with highlights. So basically, he changed everything about himself. Only then did he look adequate enough to be a pseudo pop star.



Fact 3: Just because Aiken works with autistic kids doesn't mean he's a good person. I once dated a girl who worked at a rest home, taking care of ******** old people. Since she had a job that required a lot of patience, I assumed she was a good person. I was wrong. This girl was the biggest alcoholic I've ever met. Every night, she'd guzzle booze until she could barely speak, and then pass out on the couch. Her roommates hated her.

One time, at a get-together at the college house I was living in, she stumbled out onto the front lawn, dropped her pants, and took a piss in front of everyone. I'm not kidding. She told me to hold her beer, then walked outside and peed all over my lawn. While some of you fellas in the south may find that attractive, those of us who didn't grow up fornicating with our cross-eyed, bucktoothed cousins find it repulsive. So even though this girl spent time helping *******, she was still a drunken witch.

Likewise for Aiken, just because he works with autistic kids doesn't mean he's automatically sweet and charming, or a good person at all. As shown by my first fact, he's a sick pervert who would rather rape women than take the effort to talk to them and ask them out.

Please don't request his songs or buy his albums anymore. He's painful to watch, and incredibly annoying. If you're a person of religion, please join me and pray that during the lame-ass American Idol tour, Aiken will be sat on and smooshed to death by Ruben Studdard.

Hoo boy, it's a good thing Crystal is gone today. :lol:

jekouptown, did you write that or did you get it from somewhere?

ummm, I am both an anti-Clayniac and an anti-Ruben, I refuse to support any artist associated with American Idol. But nevertheless, Invincible was a far catchier song than I'm Sorry.

Why not fans of the unknown rock band that beat Destiny's Child on Star Search all those years ago start a thread about how badly they hate and are jealous of Beyonce and DC for winding up 100 times more successful than the rock group who Star Search judges deemed more talented? That is about the same logic as you feeling the need to do anti-Clay threads because you don't like that he's eclipsed Ruben

Originally posted by vashti1999
jekouptown, did you write that or did you get it from somewhere?

got it from somewhere.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Hoo boy, it's a good thing Crystal is gone today. :lol:

I don't really mean to offend anyone. Just bring up the other opinion. I'm a MET fan in a YANKEE town.

Riiiiight. That's not even what the song means. People are stupid.

"I don't think people think that I'm actually watching somebody in their room. That's kind of nasty, and I don't encourage people watching other people in their room." - Clay Aiken

Originally posted by jekouptown
Fact 1: his song lyrics are creepy. Clay Aiken is a stalker and a pervert, and there's proof right in his hit song, "Measure of a Man".

Fact 2: Aiken only looks good if someone else dresses and styles him.

Fact 3: Just because Aiken works with autistic kids doesn't mean he's a good person.
"Behold the TRUTH! Here are the FACTS!"

None of those are even facts. You may think his lyrics are creepy, he only looks good if someone else dresses him, and he's not a good person because he helps autistic kids, (and i'm not saying you can't), but they are YOUR opinions. You can't prove them to be true. Your interpretation of "measure of a man" apparently is the result of a sick mind. That's OBVIOUSLY not what it's about.

this isn't even coming from a clayniac, however i talk to some of them, so i know quite a bit about him. :grr:

Originally posted by safety pin
"Behold the TRUTH! Here are the FACTS!"

None of those are even facts. You may think his lyrics are creepy, he only looks good if someone else dresses him, and he's not a good person because he helps autistic kids, (and i'm not saying you can't), but they are YOUR opinions. You can't prove them to be true. Your interpretation of "measure of a man" apparently is the result of a sick mind. That's OBVIOUSLY not what it's about.

this isn't even coming from a clayniac, however i talk to some of them, so i know quite a bit about him. :grr: Sarah is an honorary Claymate. :D

Here's his source, for what it's worth.

http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/455.php

Kill him? If we were to kill every musician who sucked, there wouldn't even be a music section at Wal*Mart.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Here's his source, for what it's worth.

http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/455.php

Kill him? If we were to kill every musician who sucked, there wouldn't even be a music section at Wal*Mart. :lol: Oh, darn!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Sarah is an honorary Claymate. :D
:D

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Hoo boy, it's a good thing Crystal is gone today. :lol: I would have been here, but I was in Rhode Island seeing Clay Aiken -.-

Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
ummm, I am both an anti-Clayniac and an anti-Ruben, I refuse to support any artist associated with American Idol. But nevertheless, Invincible was a far catchier song than I'm Sorry.
May I ask why? Is it because theyre from a reality show and they didnt go through the 'struggles' as most starving artists have? Theyre no different than say the people from Star Search- they both came from TV shows, though AI was a better chance for them to be recognized. Though from just a show, you cant say that they are not talented.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
May I ask why? Is it because theyre from a reality show and they didnt go through the 'struggles' as most starving artists have? Theyre no different than say the people from Star Search- they both came from TV shows, though AI was a better chance for them to be recognized. Though from just a show, you cant say that they are not talented.

if you insist.

American Idol winners are treated as puppets, given zero ability to write songs and "express themselves", and I've heard that AI people make very little % of the money that they net. They're forced to wear what the manager tells them to wear, forced to sing what they're told to sing, etc.... there is absolutely no trace of artistic integrity in the package. I generally like artists who take charge and control of their careers.

I also think American Idol completely misinterprets the point of karaoke. When someone goes onstage in a bar and performs an old hit by (for instance) Barry Manilow, they are doing Copacabana to be having fun and to do what they wouldn't usually do. Simon doesn't realize that, he expects people to go and sing a played out standard with heart and emotion, except most singers can't get passionate for a song that they neither wrote, not did a songwriter write exclusively for them (like some people like Celine and Whitney are not songwriters, but many of their songs were written for them to sing). Karaoke is supposed to be fun, not serious, and AI completely misses the point.

Plus, I think AI misses the point, a good voice does help a lot, but I think vision and songwriting talent can overshadow a pretty voice anyday. AI is all about the voice. I know a lot of people who would rather listen to a Bob Dylan or a Bjork, people who might not have the best conventional voices, but their vision and talent completely overshadows it, to a Celine Dion type.

Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
if you insist.

American Idol winners are treated as puppets, given zero ability to write songs and "express themselves", and I've heard that AI people make very little % of the money that they net. They're forced to wear what the manager tells them to wear, forced to sing what they're told to sing, etc.... there is absolutely no trace of artistic integrity in the package. I generally like artists who take charge and control of their careers.

I also think American Idol completely misinterprets the point of karaoke. When someone goes onstage in a bar and performs an old hit by (for instance) Barry Manilow, they are doing Copacabana to be having fun and to do what they wouldn't usually do. Simon doesn't realize that, he expects people to go and sing a played out standard with heart and emotion, except most singers can't get passionate for a song that they neither wrote, not did a songwriter write exclusively for them (like some people like Celine and Whitney are not songwriters, but many of their songs were written for them to sing). Karaoke is supposed to be fun, not serious, and AI completely misses the point.

Plus, I think AI misses the point, a good voice does help a lot, but I think vision and songwriting talent can overshadow a pretty voice anyday. AI is all about the voice. I know a lot of people who would rather listen to a Bob Dylan or a Bjork, people who might not have the best conventional voices, but their vision and talent completely overshadows it, to a Celine Dion type. Thank you.

Well, I will admit that their first CDs may not be the best, but thats because they need to rush them out ASAP while they are still hot in the spotlight. Its up to us, the fans of them and the show whether or not we still want to accept them (Justin Guarini). However, when it comes to sophomore CDs, theyre given more of a chance for them to do their own stuff. Kelly Clarkson just released her 2nd CD 'Breakaway' and wrote/co-wrote a lot of the songs on the CD.

As for Clay Aiken, he is no longer tied to American Idol. Since he was a runner-up, he wasnt attached to any long term affairs with them, so he managed to get out of contract. Instead of being run by the AI/19E people, he is now being handled by The Firm where he can now do his own thing.

As for the seriousness of karaoke/AI its because its a talent show and its money. If you win you get a $1 million contract- they dont want someone like say, William Hung, being the Idol. They want someone they can make money off of for as long as they can.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
As for the seriousness of karaoke/AI its because its a talent show and its money. If you win you get a $1 million contract- they dont want someone like say, William Hung, being the Idol. They want someone they can make money off of for as long as they can.

well, one of the reasons IMO, William Hung made it as far as he did was because (and Simon doesn't realize this), he is the type of karaoke artist people LOVE. People go to karaoke to hear someone make such an ass out of himself and doing such a poor job at it, NOT to hear some diva tear into a Whitney Houston song and giving her a run for her money.

Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
well, one of the reasons IMO, William Hung made it as far as he did was because (and Simon doesn't realize this), he is the type of karaoke artist people LOVE. People go to karaoke to hear someone make such an ass out of himself and doing such a poor job at it, NOT to hear some diva tear into a Whitney Houston song and giving her a run for her money. Thats true. Although the whole William Hung thing got old really fast.

I think Clay Aiken is a very talented singer which is evidenced by the devotion of his many fans and the huge sales of his music.

I don't even associate him with AI any more. The show was a springboard that catapulted him to fame, but it ends there. He's on his own now and has become a success story. It doesn't matter to me if he was discovered singing on a street corner with a coin can in front of him.

From everything I've read and the interviews I've seen, he's quite a nice guy too. I think Clay is here to stay. He's got star power.

Originally posted by Janice
I think Clay Aiken is a very talented singer which is evidenced by the devotion of his many fans and the huge sales of his music.

I don't even associate him with AI any more. The show was a springboard that catapulted him to fame, but it ends there. He's on his own now and has become a success story. It doesn't matter to me if he was discovered singing on a street corner with a coin can in front of him.

From everything I've read and the interviews I've seen, he's quite a nice guy too. I think Clay is here to stay. He's got star power. :biglove: Aww Janice!

I agree with everything you say. IMO, Clay Aiken does not need American Idol; but American Idol needs Clay Aiken. That seemed quite apparent with the way low ratings of Kelly, Fantasia, & Ruben: Home For Christmas last week.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:biglove: Aww Janice!

I agree with everything you say. IMO, Clay Aiken does not need American Idol; but American Idol needs Clay Aiken. That seemed quite apparent with the way low ratings of Kelly, Fantasia, & Ruben: Home For Christmas last week.

see, this is another reason why I don't like AI. The way that Clay and Ruben fans constantly feel the need to belittle each other. Clay fans will always be "Ruben sucks and didn't deserve to win" and Ruben fans are "Clay sucks because he stole Ruben's thunder, Ruben's the American Idol, Clay lost".

Why can't anyone like both? People take AI too personally and seriously, instead of just taking it as entertainment. As evidenced when that red-head boy got sent hate mail for making the next round when a singer regarded as better was voted off.

Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
see, this is another reason why I don't like AI. The way that Clay and Ruben fans constantly feel the need to belittle each other. Clay fans will always be "Ruben sucks and didn't deserve to win" and Ruben fans are "Clay sucks because he stole Ruben's thunder, Ruben's the American Idol, Clay lost".

Why can't anyone like both? People take AI too personally and seriously, instead of just taking it as entertainment. As evidenced when that red-head boy got sent hate mail for making the next round when a singer regarded as better was voted off. Excuse me? I dont even care about Ruben Studdard anymore. Sure during AI2 I was all.. BOO RUBEN, because well, for the obvious reasons. But I dont care anymore. I never said he was a bad guy. He has a decent voice and he seems like a nice guy. Hell I watch him when hes on TV to see what hes up to.

As for John Stevens... ugh. I felt so bad for him. He tried so hard every week and thats the kind of **** he got. People can be so cruel.

Oh hell no. I know you ****ing did not. I don't know who the hell you think you are you ****ed up little bitch. You need to get a ****ing life starting a ****ed up thread like this, ****. **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU. Get a life, ****er.

:D :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh hell no. I know you ****ing did not. I don't know who the hell you think you are you ****ed up little bitch. You need to get a ****ing life starting a ****ed up thread like this, ****. **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU. Get a life, ****er.

:D :wave: :rotflmao:

JACKIE RULEZ YEW ALL.

Have a nice day and merry christmas! :)

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rotflmao:

JACKIE RULEZ YEW ALL.

Have a nice day and merry christmas! :)

:woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:woohoo: :mrt:


CLAY ROCKS :woohoo:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:mrt:


CLAY ROCKS :woohoo:

I forgot his nickname. :lol: Jumbo or something? :confused:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I forgot his nickname. :lol: Jumbo or something? :confused:
LOL Gonzo. ^.^

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL Gonzo. ^.^

Oh yeah. :nod:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh yeah. :nod: :rotflmao: Jumbo. Silly Jackie.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rotflmao: Jumbo. Silly Jackie.

It was kind of close. :lookaroun

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It was kind of close. :lookaroun
... Kind of. :grr:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
... Kind of. :grr:

STFU. :drool:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
STFU. :drool:
You can't make me. :)

WOO. THIS THREAD IS NOW OUR PROPERTY!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
You can't make me. :)

WOO. THIS THREAD IS NOW OUR PROPERTY!

How much do you wanna bet? We've been down this road before, just stop while your ahead. Mhmm.

You know it!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
You can't make me. :)

WOO. THIS THREAD IS NOW OUR PROPERTY! Dont forget Leno!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
How much do you wanna bet? We've been down this road before, just stop while your ahead. Mhmm.

You know it!
Uhh. Last time you lost, remember? I was all ''sfdasaiwrewt'' and you threatened to post THINGS about me that were untrue. ohno:

:D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Dont forget Leno!

I wouldn't dare!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Uhh. Last time you lost, remember? I was all ''sfdasaiwrewt'' and you threatened to post THINGS about me that were untrue. ohno:

:D

Untrue? :rofl: They were true.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I wouldn't dare! :rofl: Um. Ditto. onionbun:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Untrue? :rofl: They were true.
I don't like girls like that. :)

Thanks for the reminder, Crystal. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I don't like girls like that. :)

Thanks for the reminder, Crystal. :D

Right. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Right. :)
I'm not the one in love with Beyonce. pumpkin:

CLAYONCE.:cool: :cool: :cool:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm not the one in love with Beyonce. pumpkin:

CLAYONCE.:cool: :cool: :cool:

I'm not in love with her like that. pumpkin:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm not in love with her like that. pumpkin:
There's another thing we have in common. :cool: TWINNIE.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
There's another thing we have in common. :cool: TWINNIE.

LOL :happyface w00t

I was gonna say something, but I forgot.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
LOL :happyface w00t

I was gonna say something, but I forgot.
How dare you forget. O_O

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
How dare you forget. O_O

I don't know. :o

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I don't know. :o
:o Is still funny to me. :) You know.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:o Is still funny to me. :) You know.

:rofl: Yeah. I'll never forget that.

I need a new siggy. It's so plain. It's stating the obvious. Too bad I'm not in a creative mood.

Oh, don't you just love how me and Jackie can make any thread our random thread?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl: Yeah. I'll never forget that.
Me either. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I need a new siggy. It's so plain. It's stating the obvious. Too bad I'm not in a creative mood.

Oh, don't you just love how me and Jackie can make any thread our random thread?

You mean your siggy didn't take a lot of creativity? :eek:

I know I do. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Me either. :lol:

*cough* yeah :lookaroun

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You mean your siggy didn't take a lot of creativity? :eek:

I know I do. :D
Believe it or not, it only took 3.5 seconds to think of. I was thinking ''I need a new signature''. Then it hit me..''what does Lynn love?'' and I was like ''oh goodness me! CLAY AND ANTHONY''. :)

OH, AMEN SISTA. *waves arms in the air with closed eyes*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
*cough* yeah :lookaroun
*laffz lyk a maron lolz*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Believe it or not, it only took 3.5 seconds to think of. I was thinking ''I need a new signature''. Then it hit me..''what does Lynn love?'' and I was like ''oh goodness me! CLAY AND ANTHONY''. :)

OH, AMEN SISTA. *waves arms in the air with closed eyes*

"Oh goodness me!" :rotflmao: omg that's hilarious to me. CA AC.

*does same* :woohoo:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*laffz lyk a maron lolz*

Are you feeling ok? :eek3:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
"Oh goodness me!" :rotflmao: omg that's hilarious to me. CA AC.

*does same* :woohoo:
Yew remembered what I told you! :w00tburgers:


*high five* SISTA :EGG:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Are you feeling ok? :eek3:
Uhh. *laughz* I have a feeling this is more than coffee that I'm drinking! :happyface

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yew remembered what I told you! :w00tburgers:


*high five* SISTA :EGG:

Yeah. Because I remembered Caiac. :lol:

Come into my tummy oh so very yummy. Crack crack crack. Chip a chip away your shell and come to me. I LIKE EGGS! Fresh eggs, really really love you..egg egg egg eggs.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yeah. Because I remembered Caiac. :lol:

Come into my tummy oh so very yummy. Crack crack crack. Chip a chip away your shell and come to me. I LIKE EGGS! Fresh eggs, really really love you..egg egg egg eggs.
:lol: I had forgotten that part.

:rotflmao: *dances to the egg song*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Uhh. *laughz* I have a feeling this is more than coffee that I'm drinking! :happyface

I think so too. No wonder you love coffee so much. :eek3:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:lol: I had forgotten that part.

:rotflmao: *dances to the egg song*

That's so geek!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I think so too. No wonder you love coffee so much. :eek3: :lookaroun

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That's so geek!
:D Geek is totally the new cool!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:lookaroun

Yeah. :cool: You need to stop.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:D Geek is totally the new cool!

Definatly! Geek is so much cooler then cool!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yeah. :cool: You need to stop.
LOL this is the second glass thingy. It's halfway gone.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Definatly! Geek is so much cooler then cool!
TELL 'EM, GIRL1!!!1

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL this is the second glass thingy. It's halfway gone.

I have...(bet you can't guess! :eek: ) Dr. Pepper. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I have...(bet you can't guess! :eek: ) Dr. Pepper. :)
Well that's a suprise. :grr: O_0

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
TELL 'EM, GIRL1!!!1

Sure thing, homie g! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Well that's a suprise. :grr: O_0

I know, it was supposed to be. :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Sure thing, homie g! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
:D :cool:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I know, it was supposed to be. :D
I never would have guessed Dr. Pepper. :eek:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I never would have guessed Dr. Pepper. :eek:

I know! Because I rarely ever drink that!

You know, Jackie, the funny thing is, both TF and BF are STILL down here, I think. O_O

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I know! Because I rarely ever drink that!
*nods agreeingly* Mmmhmm.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
You know, Jackie, the funny thing is, both TF and BF are STILL down here, I think. O_O

They were supposed to leave, right? :lol:

Lynn, I want to do bad things to your avatar.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
They were supposed to leave, right? :lol:
Yeah. Something about getting the upstairs ready to paint the floor. I dunno.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yeah. Something about getting the upstairs ready to paint the floor. I dunno.

I remember you had to get some place ready to paint yesterday. :nod:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Lynn, I want to do bad things to your avatar.
:lol: :D Oh reeeeallly?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I remember you had to get some place ready to paint yesterday. :nod:
Yeeep. BF and TF moved the furniture and the sterio out of the room and now it's all... empty. O_O

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yeeep. BF and TF moved the furniture and the sterio out of the room and now it's all... empty. O_O

What color are you gonna paint it?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What color are you gonna paint it?
I dunno. I didn't even KNOW we were going to paint them until a few days ago. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I dunno. I didn't even KNOW we were going to paint them until a few days ago. :lol:

Oh. :lol: All of my floors have carpet except for the bathrooms, the kitchen and the laundry room. I think those are the only rooms without carpet. :lol:

wait..you mean you're painting the walls? Right? I just realized that. For some reason I thought you meant you were painting the floors.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh. :lol: All of my floors have carpet except for the bathrooms, the kitchen and the laundry room. I think those are the only rooms without carpet. :lol:
We don't have carpet... anywhere? :lol: All either wood or tile, I believe. I don't study the floors too often. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
wait..you mean you're painting the walls? Right? I just realized that. For some reason I thought you meant you were painting the floors.
Floor.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
We don't have carpet... anywhere? :lol: All either wood or tile, I believe. I don't study the floors too often. :)

Wood floors would be cool to have.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Floor.

So I wasn't ******** after all. :woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Wood floors would be cool to have.
I really dunno. Sometimes they're crappy. Like when you get splinters. Yeah. Ours are crappy. But I don't care.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:lol: :D Oh reeeeallly? Yes. The glasses are hot.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
So I wasn't ******** after all. :woohoo:
:eek: :D PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I really dunno. Sometimes they're crappy. Like when you get splinters. Yeah. Ours are crappy. But I don't care.

They still look good though. :lol: Marbel tiles are cool too. I think that's what they're called.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yes. The glasses are hot. I agree.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:eek: :D PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE!

I never offered for the party to be held at my house!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I agree.

You forgot the ":grineyes:"

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I never offered for the party to be held at my house!
Well I just did. So I'm coming over. I'll bring the crackers. :)

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You forgot the ":grineyes:"
Why, yes I did! Silly me.

:grineyes:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Well I just did. So I'm coming over. I'll bring the crackers. :)

Ok! I have the cheese!

I haven't had those crackers where you put the cheese on in a long time. :( You know the cheese that comes in the can?

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Why, yes I did! Silly me.

:grineyes:

Duh. :drool:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Ok! I have the cheese!

I haven't had those crackers where you put the cheese on in a long time. :( You know the cheese that comes in the can?
I just had some of that the other day. I put sausage and the easy cheese stuff on crackers. The kind you spray out of a can.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Duh. :drool: Jackie luffs Clay. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I just had some of that the other day. I put sausage and the easy cheese stuff on crackers. The kind you spray out of a can.

It sounds gross putting sausage on it. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Jackie luffs Clay. :D

Ant. :drool:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It sounds gross putting sausage on it. :lol:
:eek: It was really good. Well, it was the sausage that comes in a log. And you just cut peices off and eat it. It's cooked and stuff.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:eek: It was really good. Well, it was the sausage that comes in a log. And you just cut peices off and eat it. It's cooked and stuff.

Now that sounds kind of good!

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Ant. :drool:
Anthony. :drool: *drools on keyboard*



:lookaroun *sparks from keyboard*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Now that sounds kind of good!
It is! Quite good with cheese and crackers. :D

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Anthony. :drool: *drools on keyboard*



:lookaroun *sparks from keyboard*

:rofl:

http://anthony.flirtatious.org/images/updates.gif

:drool:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
It is! Quite good with cheese and crackers. :D

I wanna try it. We don't have any of that cheese stuff though. :\

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl:

http://anthony.flirtatious.org/images/updates.gif

:drool:
:drool:

Ooooh Jackieee.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/MacGyverGurl/Anthony%20Callea/ss4_2.jpg

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:drool:

Ooooh Jackieee.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/MacGyverGurl/Anthony%20Callea/ss4_2.jpg

I remember when you didn't know what that was. :rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I wanna try it. We don't have any of that cheese stuff though. :\
:( *tear rolls down cheek*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I remember when you didn't know what that was. :rofl:
LOL I'm friggan blind. wow. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
LOL I'm friggan blind. wow. :rotflmao:

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/66/Image1103-1803TV101.jpg

I laughed when I saw that under "not a happy camper" :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/66/Image1103-1803TV101.jpg

I laughed when I saw that under "not a happy camper" :lol:
Oh my gosh. The girl looks ANGERED. :rofl:

Didn't they say that's Courtneys girlfriend? I think I remember them saying that.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Oh my gosh. The girl looks ANGERED. :rofl:

Didn't they say that's Courtneys girlfriend? I think I remember them saying that.

They did. :lol: He's all looking at her and she look angry.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
They did. :lol: He's all looking at her and she look angry. HAHA. I'm laughing, because it looks like he's looking directly at her and she's like :grr:.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
HAHA. I'm laughing, because it looks like he's looking directly at her and she's like :grr:.

I think he is. :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/caught_in_a_callea/Thejourney12.jpg

I have to go in like 5 minutes. :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I think he is. :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/caught_in_a_callea/Thejourney12.jpg

I have to go in like 5 minutes. :(
Gaaah. I love that peekshar. *falls out of chair* <3

NOOOO. :( *duct tapes Jackie to her computer chair*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Gaaah. I love that peekshar. *falls out of chair* <3

NOOOO. :( *duct tapes Jackie to her computer chair*

Me too. :drool: I think I remember you having it as your avvy once. :lol:

I know. :( I wish I could stay. :(

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Me too. :drool: I think I remember you having it as your avvy once. :lol:

I know. :( I wish I could stay. :(
Yep. MSN avvy. I put in in before THAT night. :o

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yep. MSN avvy. I put in in before THAT night. :o

Oh yeah, I rememer. :(

I have to go now. :( Bye. :bye:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Yep. MSN avvy. I put in in before THAT night. :o
Actually, it was day before I found out because of the time difference. What an odd night. hmph.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Oh yeah, I rememer. :(

I have to go now. :( Bye. :bye:
:( Aw crappiez. :grr: Goodnight. :wave:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Excuse me? I dont even care about Ruben Studdard anymore. Sure during AI2 I was all.. BOO RUBEN, because well, for the obvious reasons. But I dont care anymore. I never said he was a bad guy. He has a decent voice and he seems like a nice guy. Hell I watch him when hes on TV to see what hes up to.

well, then why do you keep tabs that his special on Fox flopped? not sure if it was you or another Clayniac, but I remember just last week someone was talking about how Ruben's Sorry was a song about how he's sorry he won when Clay was supposed to. Says who? Ruben and Clay are apples and oranges, people who prefer r&b and soul will go for Rube and those into pop and AC will go for Clay. Whose to say Clay should've won over Ruben when Ruben's fans stand strongly in the belief he won fair and square? "Should" is all a matter of opinion.

Originally posted by BuffySlayer79
well, then why do you keep tabs that his special on Fox flopped? not sure if it was you or another Clayniac, but I remember just last week someone was talking about how Ruben's Sorry was a song about how he's sorry he won when Clay was supposed to. Says who? Ruben and Clay are apples and oranges, people who prefer r&b and soul will go for Rube and those into pop and AC will go for Clay. Whose to say Clay should've won over Ruben when Ruben's fans stand strongly in the belief he won fair and square? "Should" is all a matter of opinion. I kept tabs not because he was there, but for who wasnt. And that wasnt me talking about Sorry 2004- though that song is bad. And its not bad for who it was by, its just a bad song. And I do like a lot of r&b.