* You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
* Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
* You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down
* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist
* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"
* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed
* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
* You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
* It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
* Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

huuuuuuhhh? :drool:

janice, you're really weird.

:confused:

I think she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Originally posted by King Forrester
I she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!:rolleyes:
:lol:

you're weird :crazy:

Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!:rolleyes:Yes well its good we saw it,we can get ready this year :)

Well, the recent info is that there is a shortage of "birds" or this another way of saying prices are thru the roof for this year..

Also, and I heard this a long time ago, if one eats and drinks everything put in front of them, one can consume 18,000 calories.

Wow I cant even imagine!!!!

Wow I cant even imagine!!!!

Sure, gravies, carbs, alcohols, sugars, some people gorge themsleves and can sleep for hours after. The turkey is high in tryptophan.