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AKA
11-30-2004, 02:22 PM
Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore

From The Late Show With David Letterman; November 29, 2004

10. Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track.

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."

8. He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub.

7. Refers to all countries as "Belgium."

6. Last week reported there's a treasure map on the Declaration of Independence.

5. Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos.

4. Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay.

3. His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos.

2. Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with Luther Vandross.

1. During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest.

Janice
11-30-2004, 03:31 PM
:lol: That's fall off the chair funny.

*MIBabe03*
11-30-2004, 03:33 PM
I saw that last night and it was hilarious! :lol:

TJL
11-30-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by AKA

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."


:lol:

Brent88
11-30-2004, 08:51 PM
:rofl:

Tomorrow night is his last broadcast. :(

Kay Scarpetta
11-30-2004, 09:14 PM
I love Brokaw. I'm going to miss him.

But that's great :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-30-2004, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by AKA
Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore

From The Late Show With David Letterman; November 29, 2004

10. Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track.

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."

8. He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub.

7. Refers to all countries as "Belgium."

6. Last week reported there's a treasure map on the Declaration of Independence.

5. Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos.

4. Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay.

3. His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos.

2. Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with Luther Vandross.

1. During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest. :rotflmao:

ABlairican Pie
12-01-2004, 10:00 AM
LOLOLOLOL!!!:lol:

Janice Johnson
12-01-2004, 11:12 AM
And who is Tom Brokaw?:confused:

CliffClavin
12-01-2004, 11:44 AM
He is this dude: Anchor and Managing Editor for ‘NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw' ,Contributing Anchor, ‘Dateline NBC' & Program Anchor, MSNBC:

*MIBabe03*
12-01-2004, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Janice Johnson
And who is Tom Brokaw?:confused:

All I have to say is Whoa!

Mysty Eyes
12-01-2004, 11:52 AM
Y'know, I'm just not a Letterman fan. He rarely even pulls a smile from me, let alone a chuckle. This is no exception. We obviously each have a very different sense of humor.

Oh well. :(

Brent88
12-01-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Janice Johnson
And who is Tom Brokaw?:confused:

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GOD






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Where have you been living the last 30 years?

Tom Brokaw is only one of the best journalists our Country has ever seen. He has anchored NBC Nightly News since the Early 1980's and tonight is his last night. You do know what NBC is don't you? :rotflmao:

CliffClavin
12-01-2004, 11:52 AM
Ditto.Who is Tom Brokaw ? OMG ! She must not watch much TV or she doesn't watch the news.

ThirteenInchEscape
12-01-2004, 12:31 PM
Well, I never watch NBC Nightly News, I normally only watch the 24 hour channels, but I have known who he was for a long time just from news about him, talk shows, etc, etc.


Pretty famous guy.

CliffClavin
12-01-2004, 12:38 PM
24 hour news channels ? :mad:

CliffClavin
12-01-2004, 12:39 PM
I hate 24 hour news channels.If they have celeb on they are cool but other then that :rolleyes:

Brent88
12-01-2004, 01:52 PM
I love 24-hour news. :biglove:

AKA
12-01-2004, 02:46 PM
It looks like my NBC affiliate (http://www.khq.com) won't be airing Brokaw's final broadcast. They've decided instead to air a Gonzaga basketball game, even though they can bump it to our Pax affiliate (which they own).

Brent88
12-01-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by AKA
It looks like my NBC affiliate (http://www.khq.com) won't be airing Brokaw's final broadcast. They've decided instead to air a Gonzaga basketball game, even though they can bump it to our Pax affiliate (which they own).

I'd be heading to the station with gasoline, dynomite, bombs, and matches. :lol:

AKA
12-01-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
I'd be heading to the station with gasoline, dynomite, bombs, and matches. :lol: I just sent them a critical e-mail instead.

Brent88
12-01-2004, 04:17 PM
There was a very touching interview on Today this morning during the 7:30am half hour. At the end, all of his staff came out and they had champagne and he got choked up.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032633/?ta=y

Click the Today video link for it. It's 16 minutes long.

AKA
12-01-2004, 04:20 PM
Brian Williams held his own with Jon Stewart last night on The Daily Show. It was pretty damn funny. I encourage everyone to catch the repeat at 7 pm tonight.

Jrnygrl
12-01-2004, 05:01 PM
:spit: :spit: ROTFLOL!!!!!


I got to meet Tom Brokaw when I was a production assistant with NBC. He is a very nice man.

AKA
12-01-2004, 06:16 PM
Looks like they'll be airing it after all. It will be on at 4:30 in my area.

Brent88
12-01-2004, 08:02 PM
It's over.

:crying:

Have fun in retirement Tom. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon9.gif

Kay Scarpetta
12-01-2004, 08:05 PM
Oh I almost choked up 5 minutes ago... especially when the lights dimmed. So sad. Brian Williams is definitely good, but I love my Tom. I watched him every single night without fail :crying:

AKA
12-01-2004, 08:10 PM
Cheer up. Those of you on the East Coast can catch the Jon Stewart/Brian Williams hilarity on The Daily Show right now.

musicradio77
12-01-2004, 11:10 PM
I saw it earlier tonight on his final Nightly News. I was so sad to see him go.:( I PMed Brent88 and RurryJoeMicelli so that I would not post anymore political stuff according to TJ's rules. Go luck, Tom. We wish you the best.:crying:

musicradio77
12-01-2004, 11:17 PM
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dawsongirl
12-02-2004, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
Y'know, I'm just not a Letterman fan. He rarely even pulls a smile from me, let alone a chuckle. This is no exception. We obviously each have a very different sense of humor.

Oh well. :(

I feel the same way about Jay Leno. But my mom agrees with you.

CliffClavin
12-02-2004, 10:32 AM
Conan, Ellen ,& Jimmy are the best.

Dean Winchester
12-02-2004, 11:59 AM
why is it that everyone is "I am so going to miss Brokaw, he was such a great journalist" yet a week or two ago, everyone completely threw out Dan Rather's entire 40 year career because one scandal that he wasn't even directly involved in suddenly "negated" everything else he's done? BOTH are legends in their field, why bash one and kiss up to the other when they've both been at their game for a very long time, regardless if you like Rather's politics or not.