Elizabeth I'm comin' to join you!

You big Dummy!

How would you like one 'cross the lips?!

Mine is, "How would you like one 'cross the lips?!"

Deff How would you like one across the lips

"You Know i dont mind giving a lady one across the lips


Followed by Fred G Sanford and the G is for ######

That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D (period).

About Lamont: "Julio and damned foolio"
"Rollo and Follow"

Favorite hairstyle: "Fried, dyed, and laid to the side"

About Donna: "She ain't doin' yo toes, Grady"!

"Grady, Grady...always shady"

"Here's Julio, Rollo, and Telephone Pollo"

You big dummy! Is the one for me! AND I have to say it the same way he does.:D

My husband is not the neatest person in the world, when he makes a mess I say to him, "you just a messy fool!!
and he says bak to me (he is a sanford fan too) "and you just a sessy pool"!!!! we laugh so hard!!!

my mother inlaw is a sanford fan too, but not like us, she was sad one day and I said, well, my advice to you, is to go to the oceanside, stand in the low tide, and wait for the high tide, and then jump in and commit suicide" she knew that line and we all busted out laughing and she was not sad anymore!!!

PS: I forgot, DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS??



IF YOU SAY YES, THEN YOU GOT THE FACE OF HALLOWEEN!! HAHHAAHAHA remember that line? Fred and Ester!!!!

ha ha hell!

From the "Reverend Sanford episode": All of you without sin.....go out and get some!"


To Julio: "Your mama sure is funny. A Puerto Rican Phyllis Diller."

Sam Jordan: "Do you have any more curios in the back?"

Fred: "Sorry i am all out of curios. How about a bowl of Special K!"

Originally posted by glenny
Sam Jordan: "Do you have any more curios in the back?"

Fred: "Sorry i am all out of curios. How about a bowl of Special K!"


Sam: "Remember - Sam Jordan will never harm you!"
Fred: "Yeah - but his plumbing may drown you!!"

"Esther, for years people been going around saying 'Black is Beautiful', then they took one look at your family and said HOLD EVERYTHING!!!":lol:

FRED: I'd like to see something in black.

RUDE SALESMAN: Oh, really?

FRED: Yeah, YO EYE!!!

And from another episode:

FRED: Look, Lamont, we don't NEED no budget. I can reach right here in my front pocket, and that tells me all we need to know.

LAMONT: Pop we got bills here that total over $200!

FRED: (Reaches in pocket, then frowns) Then the budget is in SERIOUS trouble . . .

Jefffalan love the black is beautiful one that one was sooo funny! Especially how he said hold everything.

Yeah, that's from "The Surprise Party" episode(Season 2). That is a HILARIOUS episode!!!

SORRY- my mistake! The episode was THE BIG PARTY (Season 2).

That was a good one!! I guess you get off a good one every now and then! haahhaha!!!:lol:

Stop following me horse! I aint got no oates in these bags!! hahahahahaha:lol: I love that episode too!!! The surpise party

I don't know what episode it was from but the exchange was between Fred and Ester.

Ester: Just remember Fred Sanford, the Loooord givith and the Loooord takith away. Hallelujah!

Fred: And you remember, the Lord gave you that face and you stuck with it. Hallelujah!Fred: Ester:

My niece (7) had never seen Sanford and Son and when she heard that she said " AAAH, did you hear what that old man said to that lady?" She was like in shock. It was soooo funny. It's like her signiture frase now. Everytime she says it I crack up.:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Lamont announced he was going to live with Julio.

Fred: "Go on over there and get you some, roaches, fleas, and a tropical disease".