Required reading:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118281

Originally posted by barwars
Permitted by invite only.

As it read on Cheers and as it will always be....
"This is a Square House. Please report any un-fairness to the proprietor."


http://www.hurryupandwait.net/webphotos/bebe2.JPGhttp://www.rochestergoesout.com/mov/l/libert.jpg
Just plain perfect.


Pirate Jenny's Ground Rules:
1. This is NOT a Frith club. If you are a Frith, knock yourself out. Enjoy yourself. Go buy yourself an ice cream cone. But we're talkin' about an individual here, not a couple.
2. Everyone is required to know the story of the Original Lilith, if only because it's so cool.
3. Swearing is fine (As far as sitcomsonline.com will let us) but don't be vulgar. I can't think of anything more abhorrant than vulgarity.
4. If you come across anything interesting related to Lilith, tell us about it!
5. There is a difference between being honest and being just plain mean. Be the former, never the latter. Never hurt a person out of spite, but feel free to tell them what they need to hear. Or if they just need to shut up. That's cool too.
6. Starting a war is nice and fun, but don't destroy threads on other boards that were not started with an intention for war. Unless it's Full House. Full House blows. Also, don't expect the president to go over to every freakin' war and help. The president is far too lazy/has far too many classes

The president reserves the right to exercise martial law whenever she sees fit.


The Epic That Is Lilith
Lilith was created at the same time as Adam, of the same material. Lilith refused to lay beneath Adam during copulation, while he insisted that she yield to his needs. Big Fight, she leaves. Shacks up with some demons by the Red Sea. G-d sends angels to bring her back to Adam. She refuses to return, as a result of her refusal, all of her children are killed, and as revenge, Lilith preys on newborn boys under 8 days of age (or until his brit milah or bris) and newborn girls under 20 days.

This is the most an average person of Jewish faith will know of the story. However, there are many more layers to be considered.

Her story actually predates the Bible, and (like many old stories) bits and pieces of what may have been different stories have come together to form one. Lilith may be composed of many different women, but over the aeons, she has been condensed into one person. She is known as Lilith, Lilit, Lilitu, Lillake, Lili, and, to the Greeks, Lamia.
While she is known mainly as the first wife of Adam, many other identities and stories swirl around her central being.

-After the loss of her children, she becomes jelaous of new mothers and takes their children, in a desperate attempt to regain her place as a mother. For millenia, she was thought of as the cause of SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome). Talismen were placed in a baby's cradle, with inscription saying "Bind Lilith In Chains!" or "'Adam and Eve. Out, Lilith!'" in Hebrew.

-When Cain killed Abel, it is said that Adam seperated from Eve for 130 years, and attempted to remain celebate, not wanting to bring more murder to the world. During these years of solitude, Lilith returned to seduce him. From this union were spawned a multitude of female demons: the "lilim," and it is said that Lilith and her progeny visit a man sleeping alone, and take from him, in his dreams, his "nocturnal emissions" (if you don't know what that is...look it up yourself, I'm trying to keep this relatively PG), from which more demons were spawned. It was because of this that medieval monks often slept holding a crucifix over their nether-areas.

-She is thought to have been the serpent that so tempted Eve

-In the Kabbala, it is said that Lilith has dominion over "children who issue from a man who has intercourse at candlelight, or with his wife naked, or at times when he is forbidden to have intercourse." Yes. That's right. Any children that were born from a man who had sex with his naked wife. I won't say anything.

-She is said to be the consort to Samael. Thats Satan to Gentiles.

-It is also said that when the Shekhina (the feminine aspect of G-d) descended from the heavens to follow her Children after their Exile from Israel, G-d (you must keep in mind that this G-d is not G-d in entirety, but simply one aspect of the whole) took Lilith as His consort.

-The Greeks took Lilith and transformed her into their Lamia who was once a lover of Zeus, and, when Hera found out, she murdered their offspring and transformed Lamia into a monster. the Lamia became obsessed with the images of her children's death, and Zeus, in an act of pity, removed her eyes to relieve her of this. In jealousy, Lamia takes to stealing newborn infants and devouring them.

-The only direct reference to Lilith in the bible is Isaiah 34:14, which reads
"Wildcats shall meet with hyenas,
goat-demons shall call to each other;
there too Lilith shall repose,
and find a place to rest.
There shall the owl nest
and lay and hatch and brood in its shadow"

this was later changed (in the King James Version, at least) to

"the screech owl also shall rest there,
and find for herself a place of rest."

Lilith was often associated with owls, in fact, the earliest known artifact related to Lilith: a nearly 4000 year old Babylonian relief of her, has her standing between two owls. This relief was found in southern Iraq sometime in the early 20th century, and is now on display at the British Museum.

As you can see, Lilith has garnered quite a bad reputation in her long life, and is only recently being embraced by a number of women (Jewish or not) as a stong role model. Literally, the world's first uppity, independent woman. It has been posited (by me, at least), that the Patriarchal society of old demonised Lilith as a way to keep women from following her example and leaving their husbands, and, this was best executed by villifying Lilith and making her a threat to that which was a woman's foremost priority: her children. She was a beautiful, fiercely intelligent women who refused to bow to her husband's will, and for this she has been vilified, defamed, and spat upon for centuries, violently repudiated by her own gender, but has emerged, on the other side, still just as vibrant, and with an ever growing embracement amongst modern women.



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You forgot your logo...

hahaha great title.


So...things that are Lilith...

This must be somewhat historic.


A supporting character...going the way of the Bored Threads.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
You forgot your logo...

Thank you, Brian.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
This must be somewhat historic.


A supporting character...going the way of the Bored Threads.

Well, the club historian should clarify this for me, but I believe that the two largest fan bases on this board have been for Lilith and Diane.

Diane never had a thread like this.

Originally posted by Chambers
Well, the club historian should clarify this for me, but I believe that the two largest fan bases on this board have been for Lilith and Diane.

Yeah, but that's currently. I'm sure, at some point, Lilith fans were a minority.

And who's the club historian?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Diane never had a thread like this.

No, I'm just going by the amount of fans I saw in past threads.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Yeah, but that's currently. I'm sure, at some point, Lilith fans were a minority.

And who's the club historian?


Oh oops. That was club scribe...but we should have a club historian.

I will say this, Diane had a legion back about 2 years ago. Lilith also had a legion(before this one) also 2 years ago. That's when the whole Frith thing was born.

It would have been hilarious if it were "Electric Boogaloo" instead of "Attack of the Clones."

Random Clerks reference? No one's laughing? Okay, then.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
It would have been hilarious if it were "Electric Boogaloo" instead of "Attack of the Clones."

Random Clerks reference? No one's laughing? Okay, then.

Sorry, haven't seen Clerks in years.

Plus, clones is more appropriate...cause it's Lilith.

The title is perfect.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
The title is perfect.

Thank you Brian.


I like your hat. (id est I wanted to reciprocate the compliment, but couldn't think of anything.)

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Thank you Brian.


I like your hat. (id est I wanted to reciprocate the compliment, but couldn't think of anything.)

haha
Man, you're really sharp tonight. I've laughed at all of your posts. Even the serious ones.

Anyway, give me a cookie.

Thanks, now if only I could get that dang icicle off my nose.

Forgive me for even suggesting the title wasn't perfect. It's a thread about Lilith -- every aspect of it is perfect.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Thanks, now if only I could get that dang icicle off my nose.

Maybe if you stopped picking it...:rolleyes:

Ok so...things that are Lilith....

What do we talk about now?

I'm watching "A Lilith Thanksgiving" as we speak.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Thanks, now if only I could get that dang icicle off my nose.

I bet Lilith could.

I should put "A Lilith Thanksgiving" on. That's a good one. "Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts." heh.

Originally posted by Chambers
Maybe if you stopped picking it...:rolleyes:

Ok so...things that are Lilith....

What do we talk about now?

I'm going to continue with the pictures until I run out of my personal cache...which isn't very big.

Then, I'm probably gonna go onto quotes. Which means I should probably put in the tapes I told you I was going to be watching...4 hours ago.

Once again, the sinister look is what makes her so cool.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Once again, the sinister look is what makes her so cool.

You're right. She's scary. She could kill you with that stare. But most likely she could kill you with a gun.

Originally posted by Chambers
You're right. She's scary. She could kill you with that stare. But most likely she could kill you with a gun.

I'd say...switchblade.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I'd say...switchblade.

I was going to say strangling, but then I thought...Lilith can calculate this better. She's not in it for the pleasure of killing. She's going to choose the method that will have a higher probability of resulting in death, if that is the desired result. Plus, I can't see her wanting to get dirty. Think of all the blood she'd have to wash off her shirt. Or maybe that's just me.

Originally posted by Chambers
I was going to say strangling, but then I thought...Lilith can calculate this better. She's not in it for the pleasure of killing. She's going to choose the method that will have a higher probability of resulting in death, if that is the desired result. Plus, I can't see her wanting to get dirty. Think of all the blood she'd have to wash off her shirt. Or maybe that's just me.

Guns get pretty dirty. A quick slice of the jugular, while standing behind the person...

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Guns get pretty dirty. A quick slice of the jugular, while standing behind the person...
Ah, yes. From behind.


Hm. I hope discussing Lilith's choice of murder weapon isn't going too far.

Originally posted by Chambers

Hm. I hope discussing Lilith's choice of murder weapon isn't going too far.

The minute Lilith becomes our Charles Manson and we start killing for her, that's too far.
This is purely hypothetical.

And even if it is wrong...


...you started it.

*sigh* Don't you guys remember your Cheers history?

Something subtle, a poison perhaps, something that couldn't be traced back to her.

"Drink your drink, dear."


Such a great episode.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
*sigh* Don't you guys remember your Cheers history?

Something subtle, a poison perhaps, something that couldn't be traced back to her.

"Drink your drink, dear."


Such a great episode.

That is a good episode. Except the end. I think that was unnecessary.

Anyway, I did think of that, but was too lazy to find that episode and quote it verbatim (even though I do have your tape hostage, Dulcey), and, plus, I had already said the switchblade thing, and I couldn't retract my statement, could I? I'm the president! Musn't seem like a flip-flopper!

(Ah, now it feels like GLISFC days of yore.)

You can be certain and still be wrong.

That makes no sense, does it? S*it.

So yeah, point. I was going to mention why I liked the ending of that episode, but that would take us off on a Frith tangent, and yeah, this thread is about Lilith, not Frith, although I love them both.

As to Lilith as Charles Manson, I'm willing to bet she could get the rest of the bar to kill for her. Frasier, anyhow. When she withholds sex he'll do *anything*.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
You can be certain and still be wrong.

That makes no sense, does it? S*it.

So yeah, point. I was going to mention why I liked the ending of that episode, but that would take us off on a Frith tangent, and yeah, this thread is about Lilith, not Frith, although I love them both.

As to Lilith as Charles Manson, I'm willing to bet she could get the rest of the bar to kill for her. Frasier, anyhow. When she withholds sex he'll do *anything*.

You can say it. I'll allow it. I don't think anyone else'll mind, anyway, they're all asleep.

As for the getting the rest of the people in the bar to kill for her...

God. that's so f*cking cool. I mean, come on! How great would that be? (disclaimer: this is a purely hypothetical conversation. Don't arrest me. I have a future.)
Or maybe she could get the people in the bar to kill each other.
Or, at least, say nasty things to one another.

As you mentioned, another reason why Lilith is cool: using sex as a weapon, or a tool. Ok, in real life, that's not cool (I guess), but on TV it sure is.

Oh, totally. If Norm and Cliff can make people fight, than it would be child's play for Lilith, because frankly, no offense to anyone who likes those two characters, they weren't the brightest ones in the bar. Besides, they weren't able to make Frasier and Lilith fight. Just not good enough.

And Lilith totally uses sex as a weapon. Men can't really do this, as Frasier said, "How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!" But yeah, she uses it to get what she wants, or if she's feeling particularly sadistic, just to torture Frasier.

"Don't be ridiculous, Frasier, we've been intimate several times this week. Oh good heavens, that wasn't you!"
"WHAT?"
"I'm joking! See, you're so tense, you wouldn't enjoy it anyhow."
"Fine. I don't want it anyhow."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"All right, I do!"
"Well, you're not getting it."

Come on, what can possibly be cooler than that?

What episode is the "drink your drink" line from? I remember her saying it, but I can't place where it came from.

ETA: Was it the episode where she had Frasier make out his will?

Originally posted by slackermonkey
What episode is the "drink your drink" line from? I remember her saying it, but I can't place where it came from.

ETA: Was it the episode where she had Frasier make out his will?

Yes.

Figures I would have placed it after making the initial post.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Oh, totally. If Norm and Cliff can make people fight, than it would be child's play for Lilith, because frankly, no offense to anyone who likes those two characters, they weren't the brightest ones in the bar. Besides, they weren't able to make Frasier and Lilith fight. Just not good enough.

And Lilith totally uses sex as a weapon. Men can't really do this, as Frasier said, "How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!" But yeah, she uses it to get what she wants, or if she's feeling particularly sadistic, just to torture Frasier.

"Don't be ridiculous, Frasier, we've been intimate several times this week. Oh good heavens, that wasn't you!"
"WHAT?"
"I'm joking! See, you're so tense, you wouldn't enjoy it anyhow."
"Fine. I don't want it anyhow."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"All right, I do!"
"Well, you're not getting it."

Come on, what can possibly be cooler than that?

Damn. I can't even respond in kind. Just, damn.

Ok, this phrase is overused, but...she really is so cool.

I really want to see that episode again, preferably on DVD. Cause the N@N version had that very cool exchange in it, but was missing the bit that the regular syndicated version had where Frasier is holding a curvy glass and musing on how sensual the curves are. But alas, I think it will be several years yet before we get that season on DVD. *sigh*

Oh! Other Lilith-withholding-sex example. The episode where Frasier loses her rat, and buys a replacement one, and while he's presenting the replacement to Lilith, the original Whiskers crawls up onto his shoulder.

"Surprise! I got Whiskers a mate so he can have female companionship!....will I be having female companionship?"
"Not for a long time."

Gotta love that.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I really want to see that episode again, preferably on DVD. Cause the N@N version had that very cool exchange in it, but was missing the bit that the regular syndicated version had where Frasier is holding a curvy glass and musing on how sensual the curves are. But alas, I think it will be several years yet before we get that season on DVD. *sigh*


I. am so sick. of the syndicated and cable versions being different.

Anyway, you never justified the ending of the "will" episode. I hate it. Bad makeup. Ugly. Bad.


Look, ma, no socks!

I'm just sick of the syndicated and cable versions being different from the originally aired version, much less each other.

No gun, no knife, A piano chord.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
No gun, no knife, A piano chord.

Wait, a piano chord, or piano wire? Cause it would be pretty cool if she could kill people just by playing a chord on the piano!

And...why?

Umm, I don't know what this is from:

http://www.cinemorgue.com/bebeneuwirth.jpg


And.....

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2000/05/09/a02tony.jpg

I'll bet she's not wearing socks, either.

hey. what happened? the pictures changed.


That first one's from The Faculty. Terrible movie.

I edited so much in that last post, so here:

Good music, though, in The Faculty.

Originally posted by Moondance
I edited so much in that last post, so here:

good. then I'll say it again.

No Socks.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
good. then I'll say it again.

No Socks.

Yep and no socks here, either...

Ok, so, for the moment, Lilith has gone out the window (maybe she stepped out for a cigarette), and we've been reduced to posting "Bebe Has No Socks" pictures.

This is great.

I love this one!

http://home.arcor.de/frasier-gallery/lilith02.gif

And it's Lilith!!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Anyway, you never justified the ending of the "will" episode. I hate it. Bad makeup. Ugly. Bad.

Haha "That Damn Bar!!"


Did anyone else find it odd that on Frasier, Frasier was so eager to write his new will, yet frightened to death on Cheers??

Originally posted by barwars
Haha "That Damn Bar!!"


Did anyone else find it odd that on Frasier, Frasier was so eager to write his new will, yet frightened to death on Cheers??

I love that quote! I almost put it in my signature, too!

Oops, Bebe did it again:

http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/cont_grf/bebe_sexy.jpg

Originally posted by barwars
Haha "That Damn Bar!!"


Did anyone else find it odd that on Frasier, Frasier was so eager to write his new will, yet frightened to death on Cheers??

I've just learned to say "continuity errors? Oh well."

Ok, continuing the "sockless" theme. (this must be the most inane stretch of GLISFC, like, ever.)

I'm pretty sure she's sockless. She certainly doesn't have any pants.

Eventually, Frasier and Lilith will get back together, and the "That Damn Bar" scene will make sense.

That's why Sam and Diane eventually have to get back together.... to live in that house.

Bebe's watching you...

Originally posted by Moondance
Bebe's watching you...

That's just weird and creepy.


This however, is cute. Pay no heed to the socks.

She must be sockless here. For some reason I picture her with a handsome psychiatrist, her shoes are off and she's being playful...footsie!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/19/in.look.neuwirth/vert.tadpole.jpg

Originally posted by Moondance
She must be sockless here. For some reason I picture her with a handsome psychiatrist, her shoes are off and she's being playful...footsie!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/19/in.look.neuwirth/vert.tadpole.jpg

You're halfway right. Except it's not a psychiatrist. It's a 15 year old boy. And it's not footsie. Her foot is in his crotch.

I kid you not.

It's from Tadpole.

Oh yeah.

She's chillin' with Robin! (it's from a play of "Taming of the Shrew")

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
You're halfway right. Except it's not a psychiatrist. It's a 15 year old boy. And it's not footsie. Her foot is in his crotch.

I kid you not.

It's from Tadpole.

Oh yeah.

She's chillin' with Robin! (it's from a play of "Taming of the Shrew")

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/whip.gif That's our Bebe!


Here's one without socks!

No socks, but two really buff dudes.

Her paleness over cometh, where are her feet?

I spy with my little eye something...

One more, for now:

I love this...she is very sexy!

Now that I'm actually awake....justification of the ending of the will episode.

Actually, yeah, Barwars said it already. I like the ending purely because Frasier and Lilith are married then, enabling me to argue that they will reconcile at some point in the future. I used to have huge fights with other "Frasier" fans over Frith. Seriously, it got ugly. And I could bring up this episode, and, okay, they said "but that wasn't real!", but that's not a terribly convincing argument.

Other than that aspect, I can take or leave the ending of the will episode.

Well... what about either of these shows is real?

Talk about a moo point.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Well... what about either of these shows is real?

Talk about a moo point.

you mean...moot point?

A moo point sounds like a sharp stick...made out of a cow.

And, i think the fact that neither show exists is the irony she was trying to get across.

This is such a good movie (it has Jews in it! Yay Jews!):

Not too long into this scene, Lilith is wearing nada!

Originally posted by Moondance
Not too long into this scene, Lilith is wearing nada!

I dunno...TV has given me the impression that people who have sex keep their clothes on. After all, she's wearing a nightgown in the next scene.
Seriously, who gets up and get's dressed after sex?

But the real question is...


...does she have socks on?

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I dunno...TV has given me the impression that people who have sex keep their clothes on. After all, she's wearing a nightgown in the next scene.
Seriously, who gets up and get's dressed after sex?

But the real question is...


...does she have socks on?

Yeah, you're right.

She IS sockless, baby! Who wears socks with heels?, then again, she was bare foot after sex! Frasier had to remove those pantyhose!:lol:

Bebe is sockless here, just look at that dress! She better not be wearing cowgirl boots!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
you mean...moot point?

A moo point sounds like a sharp stick...made out of a cow.

And, i think the fact that neither show exists is the irony she was trying to get across.

This is such a good movie (it has Jews in it! Yay Jews!):

No, I meant moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo.

(Friends reference. I am not funny.)

Originally posted by slackermonkey
No, I meant moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo.

(Friends reference. I am not funny.)

haha, I caught it.
But the "I am not funny" bit made it even funnier.

Originally posted by barwars
But the "I am not funny" bit made it even funnier.

Irony!

Ok, here's something I made:

Originally posted by Moondance
Ok, here's something I made:

I would have liked to seen that episode....

Originally posted by Chambers
I would have liked to seen that episode....


Oh dear, this might make me want to write a story about that. :lol: Wouldn't that be interesting?

Bebe conducts an orchestra

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/lovesongs/pics/bebeconducts.jpg



And most likely sockless, too.

Originally posted by Moondance
Ok, here's something I made:

We're not Lilith's clones (at least, I hope we aren't)...it's just the clones. Makes it much more ominous.

Sockless? Yes. Fishnets? Also, yes. Fishnets rock.

I don't know if we covered this in the last Lilith thread but what is your favorite Lilith season on Cheers?


Honestly... I haven't seen enough Lilith episodes to have a favorite season of hers, but I have seen enough to know she's ****ing cool! :D

Season 10, because she was in every episode.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Season 10, because she was in every episode.

Ditto. Though 6th season Lilith was pretty funny (as long as you ignore the huge hair.)

Originally posted by Moondance
Ok, here's something I made:

I like it, of course someone should superimpose Lilith's face to Darth's body.

I'd probably say Season 9, mainly because that season has Rat Girl, although if we're going by sheer quality, I think Season 5 has the best episodes. Dinner at Eightish is an utter classic, especially because it has Lilith/Diane interaction. I've always regretted that we never got to see them interact very much, because there's a lot of potential between those two. I'd love to know what Lilith's impression of Diane would have been.

And this is a little off what we were talking about, but I'm curious:

Why does Lilith wear a nightgown after her night with Frasier, who she was married to for over five years, but she isn't wearing anything after her night with Niles, which was just a one-night stand?

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I'd love to know what Lilith's impression of Diane would have been.

And this is a little off what we were talking about, but I'm curious:

Why does Lilith wear a nightgown after her night with Frasier, who she was married to for over five years, but she isn't wearing anything after her night with Niles, which was just a one-night stand?

Ditto about the Diane thing.

As for the other thing...ummm oh, ok.

Tequila shooters.

That's why. People who are drunk are less inhibited? Especially tequila, dude. That sh*t's strong, man.

I've decided not to relate the "less inhibited while drunk" thing to personal experiences. I'll spare you all.

I can't drink tequila anymore. I got ripped on my 21st birthday, and one of the last drinks before I, um, hit my limit was a margarita. I can't drink anything once I've gotten sick on it.

Tequila seems to be the drink that makes Lilith do insane things. Wasn't she drunk on that during her bachelorette party when she wanted to marry the stripper?

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I can't drink tequila anymore. I got ripped on my 21st birthday, and one of the last drinks before I, um, hit my limit was a margarita. I can't drink anything once I've gotten sick on it.

Tequila seems to be the drink that makes Lilith do insane things. Wasn't she drunk on that during her bachelorette party when she wanted to marry the stripper?

I think it is. And a damn fine choice, too. I remember when I was a wee lass and I first got drunk. We were in AZ, so, of course it was tequila. Jose Cuervo. Which is very hard to pronounce when you're drunk, let me tell you. Good memories.

No, it's vodka I can't have. Much like your experience, except my "getting sick" didn't actually involve getting sick. It involved getting really upset with myself and the world and the people I was with, leaving the apartment at 2am, wandering the streets of Phoenix aimlessly, losing my pants somewhere along the way, and being found outside a bookstore at 5am, waiting for it to open. I think it's funny that even when I'm completely blasted and can't keep track of my own clothing, I still make a beeline for a bookstore. Some things never change.

Now I get ill whenever I taste it.

Ah, the joys of youth.

Yeah, that was pretty stupid.

oh, wait, Lilith, you say? Is that what this thread is supposed to be about?

Ah, f*ck it. I just like telling stories. Even though you've all already heard this one. It wasn't funny at the time, but it sure is now. Right?

I'll just tack this on to make the rest of my post legitimate.

Southern Comfort is the drink that makes me lose articles of clothing. I only get really drunk once a year, and that was last year. Although I didn't end up wandering around outside, at least. And my boyfriend at the time was with me, and held my hair while I was sick. What a nice guy, huh?

I can't have vodka either. I got drunk on that this summer while watching The Paint Job with my friend. Playing drinking games while watching that movie is a really bad idea, because you'll get really wasted really fast. I love Bebe, but I have no idea what she was thinking when she made that movie.

(Heh, see how I managed to make this post on topic? I rule. :P)

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Playing drinking games while watching that movie is a really bad idea

That's also how you get instant cirrhosis of the liver.

Damn you for being more topic worthy than me!

No, i tend to wander when I get drunk (usually I keep my clothes on). This summer in London was great, although I should have been more careful, there was a vampire rapist going around Islington. I kid you not. I have the headline to prove it. That's what they called him, too.


No clue how to go from a vampire rapist at large to Lilith.
Sorry.

It's nice to know that there is someone out there whiter than me, and sockless!

I'll have to add this to the sockless collection!

Originally posted by Moondance
It's nice to know that there is someone out there whiter than me

Well...she is standing next to a black dude.


Contrast, baby.



But, damn that's a pretty boy.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Well...she is standing next to a black dude.


Contrast, baby.





*giggles* I thought of that when I posted it. Bebe is true vanilla!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Well...she is standing next to a black dude.


Contrast, baby.



Just like how blonde bimbos looks more bimbo-y when standing next to brunettes (preferably smart ones).

Originally posted by Moondance
*giggles* I thought of that when I posted it. Bebe is true vanilla!

Vanilla's actually kind of...off white. Almost yellowish (especially french vanilla). I'd compare her to...cookies and cream? I don't know. Comparing people to ice-cream never works.

(I claim lemon custard!)

Originally posted by Chambers
Just like how blonde bimbos looks more bimbo-y when next to brunettes (preferably smart ones).

Like us?

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Like us?

Of course.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Vanilla's actually kind of...off white. Almost yellowish (especially french vanilla). I'd compare her to...cookies and cream? I don't know. Comparing people to ice-cream never works.

(I claim lemon custard!)

Heck, I was thinking the creme filling inside an oreo!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Vanilla's actually kind of...off white. Almost yellowish (especially french vanilla). I'd compare her to...cookies and cream? I don't know. Comparing people to ice-cream never works.

(I claim lemon custard!)


Oh you have your own ice-cream flavour personality too? I'm lemon sorbet. Acidic and watery.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh you have your own ice-cream flavour personality too? I'm lemon sorbet. Acidic and watery.

I don't know what ice cream I am. Probably a banana split...I'm not just one particular thing.

Originally posted by Moondance
I don't know what ice cream I am. Probably a banana split...I'm not just one particular thing.

Hm, you seem like strawberry.

Originally posted by Chambers
Of course.

Good. *secretly thanks random higher power that her hair stopped being blonde when she was 8*

Blonde bimbo at 4:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v378/deliriums_fish/lilme.jpg

not blonde...less of a bimbo:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v378/deliriums_fish/da3b2d37.jpg

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Good. *secretly thanks random higher power that her hair stopped being blonde when she was 8*


HAHA. the secret's out now.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hm, you seem like strawberry.

You may not believe this, but I almost put strawberry, but then said, "Nah, they wouldn't buy it..." :rolleyes:

Ok, I'm strawberry.

I seriously think I'm the only black Cheers fan.

Originally posted by barwars
I seriously think I'm the only black Cheers fan.

Ah yes, the black Irish.

Not to change the subject, but my weather right now is 81°....can anyone rescue me from this hell?

It's times like these when a hand shake from Lilith would come in handy.

Originally posted by Chambers
Ah yes, the black Irish.

Irish, eh?

Sockless, and ewww! I didn't like Brian.

Originally posted by Moondance
Sockless, and ewww! I didn't like Brian.

Lilith was too white in those episodes.

Proof that she is sockless....she lives in the shade.

What Would Lilith Do?
http://www.worldaidsday.org/images/virtualribbon.gif (http://worldaidsday.org)

of course.


I'd bet my life that Bebe would too.

See? She's like: "40 million people have died of AIDS! *frowny face*"

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
What Would Lilith Do?
http://www.worldaidsday.org/images/virtualribbon.gif (http://worldaidsday.org)

of course.


I'd bet my life that Bebe would too.

See? She's like: "40 million people have died of AIDS! *frowny face*"

I was silent during school today for that.
It was difficult, but I only had 3 classes.

Originally posted by barwars
I was silent during school today for that.
It was difficult, but I only had 3 classes.

That's really cool, barwars.

I mean...really, really cool.

(I put a post up on ChitChat, but no one seems to really care. That shouldn't surprise me.)

Anyway, I've said this before, but...you're pretty badass, barwars.

Originally posted by barwars
I was silent during school today for that.
It was difficult, but I only had 3 classes.
That really is cool. How many other people joined you?

Originally posted by Chambers
That really is cool. How many other people joined you?

Is was for this Teen AIDS Task Force thing.... there was about 40 kids that did it.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Anyway, I've said this before, but...you're pretty badass, barwars.

Thanks.

Originally posted by barwars
Is was for this Teen AIDS Task Force thing.... there was about 40 kids that did it.

Awesome. The only awareness things we did in high school were lectures (we invited some guest speakers) and distributing information pamphlets and stuff. But what I really want is to be in a position of power (like our diplomats were when they won the generic drug case) so I can make a tangible difference. I mean, as much as I'd like to work as part of the global civil society movement, I'd much rather change things from the inside (trying my best not to be corrupted by power...wish me luck).

Originally posted by Chambers
(trying my best not to be corrupted by power...wish me luck).

You have no chance.


We're f*cked.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
You have no chance.


We're f*cked.

Well, you're not f*cked. My country is.

Originally posted by Chambers
Well, you're not f*cked. My country is.

Until you decide to nuke us.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Until you decide to nuke us.

Well, I'll get back to you when we actually get nukes.

Pffft.

I'm bored. And it's late. And I'm going to NYC in 15 days! So anyone on the east coast should come visit me at...wait. I shall not post the address of the wonderful lady to whom I am tangentially related and in whose house I will be staying.
But it can't be that hard to find someone in New York City, right? You all know what I look like.

What? This post belongs in the "bored" thread? Nuh-uh! Here. Have some quotes. Have a "Second Time Around" quote.

(beeper) "That’s the hospital. I’m on call. With any luck it will be one of my manic depressives, and the evening will take an upturn."



And just to continue the sockless trend...

Ok, I have a question. What did you all think of the"I'm off to live in a bubble under the desert" idea?

Did you find it amusing, or did you see it as just another straw on the "horribly preposterous premises of season 11" donkey's back?

I dont know, I find it kind of unrealistic that someone with as much education as Lilith and with a job like Lilith would really feel "confined" by her marriage....I mean, she was pretty far from a house wife.

However, their marriage had essentially been falling apart, so I mean, her leaving isnt unrealistic, it is the bubble thing...I also dont think she would abandon Frederick

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I dont know, I find it kind of unrealistic that someone with as much education as Lilith and with a job like Lilith would really feel "confined" by her marriage....I mean, she was pretty far from a house wife.

However, their marriage had essentially been falling apart, so I mean, her leaving isnt unrealistic, it is the bubble thing...I also dont think she would abandon Frederick

It's ironic that she felt confined and then would choose to go to a bubble, of all places. And Lilith would feel confined in any relationship because she just doesn't like people.

Originally posted by Chambers
It's ironic that she felt confined and then would choose to go to a bubble, of all places. And Lilith would feel confined in any relationship because she just doesn't like people.


I never thought of that...do you think that is part of the idea?

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I never thought of that...do you think that is part of the idea?
I dunno, I thought it was funny.

Originally posted by Chambers
And Lilith would feel confined in any relationship because she just doesn't like people.

Mmm. I don't think that's quite true...

I don't think it's "people" she dislikes. One wouldn't be a therapist if they didn't like people. I think she dislikes social encounters. The therapist/patient relationship is a comfortable one because it's distanced enough, and is pretty much a one-way relationship, she wouldn't need to expose any inner feelings to the patient. She's in control.

But I agree that a woman can feel confined in any marriage, whether or not she's a housewife.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Mmm. I don't think that's quite true...

I don't think it's "people" she dislikes. One wouldn't be a therapist if they didn't like people. I think she dislikes social encounters. The therapist/patient relationship is a comfortable one because it's distanced enough, and is pretty much a one-way relationship, she wouldn't need to expose any inner feelings to the patient. She's in control.

But I agree that a woman can feel confined in any marriage, whether or not she's a housewife.

Yes, you're right. But that was what I meant. I just created a bad habit of saying that about me when I feel "confined."

Originally posted by Chambers
Yes, you're right. But that was what I meant. I just created a bad habit of saying that about me when I feel "confined."

I solve that problem by putting the word "stupid" in front of "people."

It's not as all-encompassing, yet still surprisingly encomassing.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Ok, I have a question. What did you all think of the"I'm off to live in a bubble under the desert" idea?

Did you find it amusing, or did you see it as just another straw on the "horribly preposterous premises of season 11" donkey's back?

I loved it, that's why Season 11 is my favorite.

I thought having her live in a eco-pod was brilliant. I think it was more that she was getting bored with life with Frasier. The same bar, the same people (that she never really liked in the first place), night after night. Even if she were going to go live in a confined place, I think she wanted the change more than anything.


Seeing that Bebe Neuwirth was leaving the show no matter what.... how else would they have written her off??

Isn't she great? By the way, Pirate Jenny - I watched "Tadpole" last night and LOVED IT! Bebe was very sexy in it, lol!

http://www.uni-television.com/deadline/assets/castcrew/img_bebe.jpg


I like this picture too but I can't get it bigger.

Most actors scare me. Why does Bebe have to look so evil?

Originally posted by Chambers
Most actors scare me. Why does Bebe have to look so evil?

*giggle*

I'll answer this when my boss isn't right next to me.

Originally posted by Moondance
Isn't she great? By the way, Pirate Jenny - I watched "Tadpole" last night and LOVED IT! Bebe was very sexy in it, lol!...

I like this picture too but I can't get it bigger.

Tadpole is one of her best. I went and saw that with my friends when it came out...good memories. The theatre was completely empty except for us and this old couple.

I have that picture bigger, Moondance, I'll upload it when I get home.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Tadpole is one of her best. I went and saw that with my friends when it came out...good memories. The theatre was completely empty except for us and this old couple.

I have that picture bigger, Moondance, I'll upload it when I get home.

She was good in Tadpole, but I HATED that kid. They could have tried a little harder to make fun of the annoyingness of his character.

Originally posted by Chambers
She was good in Tadpole, but I HATED that kid. They could have tried a little harder to make fun of the annoyingness of his character.

The kid was annoying. I also didn't really get the whole dilemma he was having. I actually had an in-depth argument with my friends about this. I honestly don't think there's much of a question when it comes to Sigorney Weaver vs. Bebe. Expecially if the former is your step-mother.

I guess I'll never get guys.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
The kid was annoying. I also didn't really get the whole dilemma he was having. I actually had an in-depth argument with my friends about this. I honestly don't think there's much of a question when it comes to Sigorney Weaver vs. Bebe. Expecially if the former is your step-mother.

I guess I'll never get guys.


All I can say is, Bebe is a whole lot sexier than Sigorney Weaver! (This coming from a straight girl, lol)

Originally posted by Moondance
All I can say is, Bebe is a whole lot sexier than Sigorney Weaver! (This coming from a straight girl, lol)


Oh no. I strongly disagree with you and Pirate Jenny.
Sigorney Weaver is the best.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh no. I strongly disagree with you and Pirate Jenny.
Sigorney Weaver is the best.

She is a very talented actress, sexy, but if I had to choose between the two...Bebe, all the way! Look at those pins!;)

Originally posted by Moondance
All I can say is, Bebe is a whole lot sexier than Sigorney Weaver! (This coming from a straight girl, lol)

cha!

Wow. Me and Moondance against Chambers. Never thought I'd see the day.

Beautiful, mesmerizing, sexy, mystical, luscious and not to mention sockless!

I really love the random sockless thing. Mostly cause I hate socks. And cause it's random.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I really love the random sockless thing. Mostly cause I hate socks. And cause it's random.


I hate socks, too! I'm not wearing socks...I don't even wear socks with my sneakers! (I rarely wear those either) I'm an open-toed shoe girl!

Originally posted by Moondance
I don't even wear socks with my sneakers!

Me neither!

I'm just going to have to disagree again.
No socks with sneakers = smelly feet.

I like socks.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm just going to have to disagree again.
No socks with sneakers = smelly feet.

I like socks.

Well I wash my feet before I wear my shoes. It's not like I go running and do exercise.

Socks are uncomfortable. Sometimes I can't even stand having them touch my toes. Then there's the annoying seam on the toes that I despise!

Socks = good.


You people are weird.

Originally posted by barwars
Socks = good.


You people are weird.

Be more specific. You people as in Moondance and Pirate Jenny. I'm not one of them sock-haters.

Originally posted by Chambers
Be more specific. You people as in Moondance and Pirate Jenny. I'm not one of them sock-haters.

You People as in sock-haters.

Originally posted by barwars
You People as in sock-haters.


That would be me.

Originally posted by Chambers

No socks with sneakers = smelly feet.


Not if you don't sweat (like me)!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Not if you don't sweat (like me)!

Immaculate!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Not if you don't sweat (like me)!


What are you...glandless??

Originally posted by Chambers
What are you...glandless??

no...I'm just. Um. I don't.

Originally posted by Moondance
Immaculate!

damn right, beyotch.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
no...I'm just. Um. I don't.


Leave Nevada and move to Alaska. You don't need to sweat there. But you'll need to wear socks. So whichever way you look at it, I'm right. And you're a...LIAR.

Originally posted by Chambers
Leave Nevada and move to Alaska. You don't need to sweat there. But you'll need to wear socks. So whichever way you look at it, I'm right. And you're a...LIAR.

I'm totally not a liar. It's not that I have NEVER sweat(ed?) before...just I rarely sweat. I guess I'm just not a...moist person.

And you're a...BITCH.

Originally posted by Chambers
Leave Nevada and move to Alaska. You don't need to sweat there. But you'll need to wear socks. So whichever way you look at it, I'm right. And you're a...LIAR.

I met someone from Alaska this year. She was staying at the resort hotel - me and my friend were in the jaccuzzi and it was 50 degrees outside. So the lady says, it's too hot here. (cause it was 80 plus, during the day in March) She jumped into the pool and said she would return to her room where the air is to the max!

She told us it gets down to -80 degrees....Ieeyeeeee!!!!

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I'm totally not a liar. It's not that I have NEVER sweat(ed?) before...just I rarely sweat. I guess I'm just not a...moist person.

And you're a...BITCH.

Fine.



Liar.


And I believe that's SWUT. I have never SWUT before. Stop rolling your eyes. It's TRUE.

Originally posted by Chambers
And I believe that's SWUT. I have never SWUT before. Stop rolling your eyes. It's TRUE.

I think it's swat. I have never swat before. but I have swat before. I just do rarely.

How am I a liar?

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny

How am I a liar?

Stop questioning me.

Got socks?

Not Bebe...she's cool!

Originally posted by Chambers
Stop questioning me.

Ok.


So, my boss is still right beside me, but she's busy. So here's my answer to why Bebe looks so evil.

It's part of her job. Nearly every one of her roles is as a wicked or feared or predatory character. That's what she does. Also, it might just be because she's cool. And evil is cool too.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Ok.


So, my boss is still right beside me, but she's busy. So here's my answer to why Bebe looks so evil.

It's part of her job. Nearly every one of her roles is as a wicked or feared or predatory character. That's what she does. Also, it might just be because she's cool. And evil is cool too.

Ok, but why can't your boss see this?

Originally posted by Chambers
Ok, but why can't your boss see this?

Lilith-Bebe-phobia?

Originally posted by Chambers
Ok, but why can't your boss see this?

Cause...I don't know.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Cause...I don't know.

Damn you. I thought you were going to have an interesting reason.

Originally posted by Chambers
Damn you. I thought you were going to have an interesting reason.

I'll make one up. In a minute.
Right now I'm working on my "It's Christmas Season and I'm a Jew. Buy Me Presents Anyway" list.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I'll make one up. In a minute.
Right now I'm working on my "It's Christmas Season and I'm a Jew. Buy Me Presents Anyway" list.

Dude, you're totally looking at this the wrong way. You should be forcing people to buy you presents for EACH day of Hanukah. Persuade then with PC logic. They should adapt to you, not you to them. Although...they may just end up giving you 8 crappy little presents.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I'll make one up. In a minute.
Right now I'm working on my "It's Christmas Season and I'm a Jew. Buy Me Presents Anyway" list.

Don't you have 8 days of presents?

Originally posted by Moondance
Don't you have 8 days of presents?

No. Hanukkah is not the "Jew Christmas." it was just made that way by guilty Jewish parents whose kids kept on asking "Why doesn't Santa come to our house, mommy?"

I celebrate Christmas. In a completely non-secular "gimmie presents" sorta way. My father's side of the family was raised in the Anglican/Episcopalian church.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
I celebrate Christmas. In a completely non-secular "gimmie presents" sorta way.


Hm, yeah. That's non-secular.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
No. Hanukkah is not the "Jew Christmas." it was just made that way by guilty Jewish parents whose kids kept on asking "Why doesn't Santa come to our house, mommy?"

I celebrate Christmas. In a completely non-secular "gimmie presents" sorta way. My father's side of the family was raised in the Anglican/Episcopalian church.

That's really nice, although presents are nice, too.:) That's quite a commitment to make.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hm, yeah. That's non-secular.

damn straight.

Ok. Reasons I Couldn't Let My Boss See This.

-There was a really big flood. And now...I'm on a really tall tree. We only have 1 can of soup. If my boss knew I had a computer and could just order food online, they'd kill me. And eat me. And then take my computer.
-My boss is a mouse, and doesn't like seeing the word "predatory."
-My original post involved highly inflammatory comments about the government, including my plans for a violent revolt. I later edited it to be about Bebe Neuwirth. This whole thread is actually just a ruse to cover the fact that an immense insurgency is at hand. Blood will be shed.
-I'm supposed to be working.

Originally posted by Moondance
That's really nice, although presents are nice, too.:) That's quite a commitment to make.

What's a commitment to make?

-"There was a really big flood. And now...I'm on a really tall tree. We only have 1 can of soup. If my boss knew I had a computer and could just order food online, they'd kill me. And eat me. And then take my computer."

LAME.

-"My boss is a mouse, and doesn't like seeing the word "predatory.""

LAME.

-"My original post involved highly inflammatory comments about the government, including my plans for a violent revolt. I later edited it to be about Bebe Neuwirth. This whole thread is actually just a ruse to cover the fact that an immense insurgency is at hand. Blood will be shed. "

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

-"I'm supposed to be working."

LAME.

Originally posted by Chambers

-"My original post involved highly inflammatory comments about the government, including my plans for a violent revolt. I later edited it to be about Bebe Neuwirth. This whole thread is actually just a ruse to cover the fact that an immense insurgency is at hand. Blood will be shed. "

I DON'T KNOW YOU.


Don't act like it wasn't all your idea in the first place.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Don't act like it wasn't all your idea in the first place.

Oh now you've done it. The FBI is going to take me on another one of their little vacations.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh now you've done it. The FBI is going to take me on another one of their little vacations.

Put in a good word for me, would you?

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Put in a good word for me, would you?

Ok, I'll tell them you have good taste in TV.

ohh, ohh, fight, fight.

Originally posted by barwars
ohh, ohh, fight, fight.

I'd so beat her.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'd so beat her.

Dude, nuh uh. I'm taller than you. And I bite.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
Dude, nuh uh. I'm taller than you. And I bite.


Height doesn't count. Remember Carla? Plus it's only 1.5 inches, right? Meaningless.

I bite, pull hair, and I pick up random objects to use as weapons. Plus you're a pacifist. I have very sharp violent instincts. The odds are in my favor.

just hope CliffClavin doesn't see this.... he might wack-off to it.

Originally posted by barwars
just hope CliffClavin doesn't see this.... he might wack-off to it.

**** dude. You read my mind.

So...is it a full out war, now?

Originally posted by barwars
just hope CliffClavin doesn't see this.... he might wack-off to it.

Here's a topic of conversation I'm glad I'm not caught up on.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
**** dude. You read my mind.

So...is it a full out war, now?

Of course.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Here's a topic of conversation I'm glad I'm not caught up on.

Not the mailman.

Originally posted by barwars
Of course.

Sweet. It's been building up for quite a while.

Slackermonkey, get down on your knees and pray to whatever deity you believe in that you're not caught up on this.

Originally posted by barwars
Not the mailman.

...I didn't even think about that.


Man, that does sound nasty.

Originally posted by barwars
Not the mailman.

I know, the forum member.

But either way, it's not a pretty mental picture.

(Er, not that I'm imagining it. Crap, you set me up to fail.)

Originally posted by slackermonkey

(Er, not that I'm imagining it. Crap, you set me up to fail.)

No, you didn't need any help.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
No, you didn't need any help.

:(

Originally posted by slackermonkey
I know, the forum member.

For a second I thought you said "former member"

But no, we're not that lucky.

Originally posted by slackermonkey
:(

Don't make the sad "look at my eyebrows" frowny face at me. You're smart enough to take a joke.

That may be debatable. I'm apparently not smart enough to succeed in life. :p

Originally posted by barwars
just hope CliffClavin doesn't see this.... he might wack-off to it.

oh, shite. I promised Feen I'd upload that picture.

Sorry.

Forgot.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
oh, shite. I promised Feen I'd upload that picture.

Sorry.

Forgot.

Awesome. Thanks so much! I'll print that off later!

Originally posted by Moondance
Awesome. Thanks so much! I'll print that off later!

absolutely no problem.

I was searching Lilith and got this, haha!

Originally posted by Moondance
I was searching Lilith and got this, haha!

My good friend has a snake named Lilith. I almost got it, too, because she wasn't feeding her for, like, months, and so she offered her to me, but then never followed up on it. I finally went to the store WITH her and made her get pinkies to feed the snake.

She's such a cute snake, too.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
My good friend has a snake named Lilith. I almost got it, too, because she wasn't feeding her for, like, months, and so she offered her to me, but then never followed up on it. I finally went to the store WITH her and made her get pinkies to feed the snake.

She's such a cute snake, too.


LOL, you can be around spiders, snakes...haha. I can look at a snake in a pet store but never dare touch one.

Originally posted by Moondance
LOL, you can be around spiders, snakes...haha. I can look at a snake in a pet store but never dare touch one.

You're such a kook. Yeah, I've known quite a lot of odd animals in my day. I'm the aunt to 4 lovely rats and an eel named "William Wallace:, step-mom of sorts to a snake, a black widow, and a dead frog in a jar named "Jethro."

But none can compare to Apollo.

Damn, this thread got big, fast.

It certainly has.

It's our second bored thread. Except with the odd Lilith comment or picture.

Originally posted by Chambers
It certainly has.

It's our second bored thread. Except with the odd Lilith comment or picture.

Yeah, something should really be done about that.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
You're such a kook. Yeah, I've known quite a lot of odd animals in my day. I'm the aunt to 4 lovely rats and an eel named "William Wallace:, step-mom of sorts to a snake, a black widow, and a dead frog in a jar named "Jethro."

But none can compare to Apollo.


A kook, eh? You sound like the creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky...uhh, something;)

But those pets are, um, unconventional...are you sure you're not Lilith???

Originally posted by Moondance
A kook, eh? You sound like the creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky...uhh, something;)


All of those adjectives are fine...except creepy.

Do I really come off as creepy?

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
All of those adjectives are fine...except creepy.

Do I really come off as creepy?


ummmmmm

Originally posted by Chambers
ummmmmm

At least I'm not a cold-hearted, evil bitch.

Edit: Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
At least I'm not a cold-hearted, evil bitch.

Edit: Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

It's ok. That's why we love ya (in the non-stalkerish sense).

Originally posted by Chambers
(in the non-stalkerish sense).

how nice it is to hear those words.

Originally posted by Pirate Jenny
All of those adjectives are fine...except creepy.

Do I really come off as creepy?

Well, spiders are creepy and you like them, so yeah, you're creepy;) - but not in a bad sort of way.