Ahh. AHHH I got my Clayton calendar in the mail!

I need to make these tour passes.

OMG this looks so cool.

Though I cant cut a straight line if it saved my life.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ugh that interview sucked. The only one who gives really good interviews is Jay Leno. Oh and Jimmy Kimmel. Bahaha. Reg and Kelly asked questions we've always known. And they didnt even talk about his book really or tour.. just stupid stuff. Good. I forgot to tape it.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Aww now see, me and Clayton think alike. When I was 5 I told my grandmother her face looked like tree bark. Ahh there's one part where he talks about being at the YMCA and having to wash each others feet....We did that on ASP one year!!

My dad got crappy seats. Row J in the balcony. Bahhh. He said the $85 ones were sold out.

Jeff Buckley tribute show tonight!! WOOOOO! IM SO EXCITED. That's all we did in english today...listened to jeff buckley.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
And you know what his excuse was? I told him that he could just drop me off and he could go sleep in a hotel or something and hes like "I leave you alone for 5 minutes outside the House of Blues and a guy comes up and asks you to buy postcards! What's going to happen if I leave you alone for 10 hours?!?!?!" :lol:

:rotflmao: Oh man. That was so weird.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Aww now see, me and Clayton think alike. When I was 5 I told my grandmother her face looked like tree bark.

:lol: Jacki was 3 and she cracked up at her grandma and went, "Funny body!"

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
My mom warned me that if I was reprimanded for talking in class again she was going to come to school in her curlers and sit with me all day long.
I said "Yeah right, like Vicki Lawrence in Mamas Family?"
And she said "Exactly".
I didnt believe her, so I kept on cutting up. Lo and behold I show up at class one day and there is my mama already sitting in the classroom.

:rofl: Faye did that?

Aw Im sad. We're voting on the board for which tour pass to use for the tour and mines in 2nd. It was in 1st for a while. *tear* BUT I ALREADY MADE MINE.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:rofl: Faye did that? YES! Regis held her pic up today. I thought of you.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:lol: Jacki was 3 and she cracked up at her grandma and went, "Funny body!" :rofl:

My Dad said when I was about 3, some old guy who lived in Danville was talking to my Dad and I asked the guy where the rest of his teeth were.

Oh man. I totally thought of Kaitlyn today.

Before physics started, this kid Nick came up and started looking through Clay's book and he was looking at the pictures and he's like "Aww I love his mom." and Rachel was like "OOh Nick you like Clay?!?!!?" and he goes "No, but I like his mom a lot!!!!"

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Oh man. I totally thought of Kaitlyn today.

Before physics started, this kid Nick came up and started looking through Clay's book and he was looking at the pictures and he's like "Aww I love his mom." and Rachel was like "OOh Nick you like Clay?!?!!?" and he goes "No, but I like his mom a lot!!!!" :lol:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:rotflmao: Oh man. That was so weird. You kinda get used to it after a while. Usually I just ignore those people, but that guy like shoved the crap in our hands...Then we stared at him.

Ohh Kelly premeire on TRL today.

Whoops. This pass came out uneven. Whatev, aint mine.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Oh man. I totally thought of Kaitlyn today.

Before physics started, this kid Nick came up and started looking through Clay's book and he was looking at the pictures and he's like "Aww I love his mom." and Rachel was like "OOh Nick you like Clay?!?!!?" and he goes "No, but I like his mom a lot!!!!"

:rotflmao: WOOO GO NICK.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
YES! Regis held her pic up today. I thought of you.

WAAHHH WOT PICTURE.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
WAAHHH WOT PICTURE. The one in the book.:D

We're playing truth or dare on GTBIDC and I have to dare Bush. Quick, what do I dare him?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
We're playing truth or dare on GTBIDC and I have to dare Bush. Quick, what do I dare him?

Nevermind. I've got a GREAT one.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:lol: Jacki was 3 and she cracked up at her grandma and went, "Funny body!"

:rofl: A family friend of my parents came to visit us once, this was back in 1988. She was top-heavy, so I walked into the room, saw both my parents and their friend visiting. I went up to my mom and said to her, "She has really big breasts" (I signed that) and both my parents stared at me and their friend said, "What'd Allison say?" and my mom said, "She said she really likes your hair."

:rofl:

Originally posted by PZelda
:rofl: A family friend of my parents came to visit us once, this was back in 1988. She was top-heavy, so I walked into the room, saw both my parents and their friend visiting. I went up to my mom and said to her, "She has really big breasts" (I signed that) and both my parents stared at me and their friend said, "What'd Allison say?" and my mom said, "She said she really likes your hair."

:rofl:

:rofl:

I just brought myself a copy of Doug Wilson's book, and they'll hold a copy of his book until he comes to do the Nov. 26th book signing and I'll be able to get my book signed by him. :mrt:

The guy that took my order over the phone asked me if I wanted to have it personalized and I said "Yeah, have him put down, 'To Allison, With Love, Doug Wilson'." :lol:

Originally posted by PZelda
I just brought myself a copy of Doug Wilson's book, and they'll hold a copy of his book until he comes to do the Nov. 26th book signing and I'll be able to get my book signed by him. :mrt:

:woohoo:!! Is he coming around here?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:woohoo:!! Is he coming around here?

:schmack: you're too quick for me! I added on to my post.

I don't see any NY booksignings. I see a handful of NJ booksignings though...

There were only two and the 1st one was last night. The second one is

Dec 9 th @ 7pm
Robert Wood Johnson
University Hospital
1 Hamilton Health Pl.
pre-registration required by contacting 1.800.483.7436
Hamilton, NJ

I hate Amy because he's doing 3 signings in IL and one is in Chicago...

He's doing one in MN but that's 6 hours away! :(

Originally posted by PZelda
:schmack: you're too quick for me! I added on to my post.

I don't see any NY booksignings. I see a handful of NJ booksignings though...

Bleh. NJ is about 6 hours away.

Hmmm. Do I like this?

http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4158/milliecopy.png

Originally posted by PZelda


I hate Amy because he's doing 3 signings in IL and one is in Chicago...

Me and Libby wanna go but there's no way to get there.

Ahhhhh tonight was so much fun. Mr. Eleveld is a weirdo.

I haven't eaten anything today. Hooray.

Kaitlyn <3's Broadway.

Oh my GOD. Remind me never again to download music from back when my friends and I were all close. I remember singing this at the top of our lungs in the car on the way to the mall.

Aww. Our little Aiken is sick. He postponed The Early Show, and his firstt 3 tour dates are being postponed. Doctors order. I feel so bad.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Aww. Our little Aiken is sick. He postponed The Early Show, and his firstt 3 tour dates are being postponed. Doctors order. I feel so bad. *hugs him*

This is the nice guy from England. He was sitting in front of me and asked me if I could see and I said yeah and he said "are you sure?" and I said yeah and he got up and moved.

This guy is from Minnesota and I love him. He messed up the words to my favoritest song and it was funny. Instead of singing "She broke your throne and she cut your hair," he sang "She cut your throne and she broke your hair." :lol: It was so funny.

This lady is from Italy. She bothered me. She's way full of herself. She had pieces of paper all over every table with her website on it and she's all "OOOH Buy my cd. Go to my website. I'm coming back to America! Sign up for my email list! Sign the guestbook!"

I loved this guy too. He's from NYC. I bought his cd.

UGHHHHHHHH I have to go to church and pick up my wreaths. But they're going to make my car all messyyyyyy. And they probably won't even fit.

Its been bugging me forever on why AI Clay looks so much diff. then now Clay. I finally figured it out. Its the sideburns. Not to mention on AI they just flatironed it. Now they flatiron it and crunch it too.

Yeah Mr. Eleveld didn't even know I was there last night.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Its been bugging me forever on why AI Clay looks so much diff. then now Clay. I finally figured it out. Its the sideburns. Not to mention on AI they just flatironed it. Now they flatiron it and crunch it too. I think AI Clay's head looks smaller.

Hooray everyone hates me.

I'm so ****ing sick of the world, I swear to god.

tradingm o o ses (4:04:37 PM): whatcha doing tonight?
beckstar517 (4:06:58 PM): hanging out with amanda
tradingm o o ses (4:07:04 PM): dammit
beckstar517 (4:07:16 PM): and jessica
tradingm o o ses (4:07:31 PM): i was going to recruit you
beckstar517 (4:07:41 PM): for what
tradingm o o ses (4:08:06 PM): i have to pick up my wreaths from church and I have like 20 and i wanted someone to help me
beckstar517 (4:09:43 PM): o
beckstar517 (4:09:52 PM): remeber when you wouldnt help me with my pies?
tradingm o o ses (4:10:17 PM): remember how i was going to but i couldnt stay till however long you were there till?
beckstar517 (4:10:46 PM): remember how you arelying out your ass and really you couldve satyed but you didnt because youa re mean.
tradingm o o ses (4:11:13 PM): i know. im horrible. dont worry, ill do it myself
beckstar517 (4:11:24 PM): ok

I'm going to punch someone.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Its been bugging me forever on why AI Clay looks so much diff. then now Clay. I finally figured it out. Its the sideburns. Not to mention on AI they just flatironed it. Now they flatiron it and crunch it too.

And Clay, pre-AI, looked soooooooo much like a neighbor I had when I was growing up. It was eerie. :lol:

CRYNAN

Gas here is 1.78.

*hides*

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I think AI Clay's head looks smaller. LOl. His hair was shorter than too, and had the whole light highlights thing. He was so.. squeaky clean looking. Now he grows stubble and has his hair dark and OMG my body cant take it :faint:.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
LOl. His hair was shorter than too, and had the whole light highlights thing. He was so.. squeaky clean looking. Now he grows stubble and has his hair dark and OMG my body cant take it :faint:. :lol:

Originally posted by PZelda
CRYNAN

Gas here is 1.78.

*hides* omg: *molests*

im going to jump out of a window.

this is one of those times when i wish all of you lived here and would be my friends because other people are useless and make you feel like ****.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
omg: *molests*

I DON'T WANT YOUR STDS!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

75% of this board is nothing but ignorant naive pre-judgmental closed-minded cranky tactless two-faced selfish lying inconsiderate overdramatic irritating biased and downright stupid people.

Originally posted by PZelda
I DON'T WANT YOUR STDS!!!!!!!!!! :mad: Bitch its not even flaring!:cuss:

Originally posted by safety pin
75% of this board is nothing but ignorant naive pre-judgmental closed-minded cranky tactless two-faced selfish lying inconsiderate overdramatic irritating biased and downright stupid people. Sounds like everyone I know.

Originally posted by safety pin
75% of this board is nothing but ignorant naive pre-judgmental closed-minded cranky tactless two-faced selfish lying inconsiderate overdramatic irritating biased and downright stupid people. Thats no way to talk about KT.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
im going to jump out of a window.

this is one of those times when i wish all of you lived here and would be my friends because other people are useless and make you feel like ****. :hug:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
im going to jump out of a window.

this is one of those times when i wish all of you lived here and would be my friends because other people are useless and make you feel like ****.
i know what that's like. :( i avoid making friends in real life. all the ones i've had have either betrayed me, died or moved away.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Thats no way to talk about KT.
i knew you were gonna say something like that. :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Bitch its not even flaring!:cuss:

I don't care! :p

I just noticed TJ changed the Announcement message icon from :read: to this.

Originally posted by safety pin
i knew you were gonna say something like that. :lol: I was gonna say Jeff, but with Jeff youd still be making a list.

Originally posted by PZelda
I don't care! :p Ugh WHATEV I hope your outbreaks flare up -.-

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I was gonna say Jeff, but with Jeff youd still be making a list.
:rofl:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ugh WHATEV I hope your outbreaks flare up -.-

I'm 100% STD-free. You're just jealous. :winkgrin

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Thats no way to talk about KT.

*kick*

*Omarosa plaster slap*

What is this, the 9th time I've deleted my computer?

Ok I dont like the fact that Clay still got belted (in public) when he was 15, Thats just eery.

OMG sign. worthy!!

as a kid, when i got nervous, my left eye would dry out and it would drift to the side. ben would see it and yell ' how dare you look away when im talking to you, private!'

This book is so depressing.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
This book is so depressing.
Clay's? :grr:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ok I dont like the fact that Clay still got belted (in public) when he was 15, Thats just eery.

:eek: By Faye?!

Originally posted by safety pin
Clay's? :grr: Yah. Its so sad. Well the parts Im at now.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:eek: By Faye?! Noooooooooooo his stepdad.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Noooooooooooo his stepdad.

Okay, I was going to say. *lets out sigh of relief*

Ok I feel like resurrecting an old Clayvatar because I have no visions right now. Im torn between beauty and the beast, i clutch myself, aiken, and ride a cowboy. or ahh the donald. omg I have way too many avatars.

I think Ill harass KT about it. Which is what I usually do.

Uh.. is it really wise to put a pizza, still in the cardboard box (from pizza hut), on the stove to warm it? Because my dad is kind of insisting on it. I told him that i really dont think its meant for cardboard and he said "well i'll just put a glass of water by it so you can put it out if it catches on fire while i'm asleep." :thumbsup:

Originally posted by safety pin
Uh.. is it really wise to put a pizza, still in the cardboard box (from pizza hut), on the stove to warm it? Because my dad is kind of insisting on it. I told him that i really dont think its meant for cardboard and he said "well i'll just put a glass of water by it so you can put it out if it catches on fire while i'm asleep." :thumbsup:

OF COURSE NOT! Your dad is effing crazy. That's what the microwave is for. :cool:

I wanna go see the Spongebob movie. Maybe my mom will go with me.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I wanna go see the Spongebob movie. Maybe my mom will go with me.

GO WITH MEEEEEE!! It'll take about 10 hours to get there, if you can wait :D

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
GO WITH MEEEEEE!! It'll take about 10 hours to get there, if you can wait :D Well, the movie starts at 9:30, so you'll have to get here faster than that.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63852&item=6721614661&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

what the hell does that have to do with metallica?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Well, the movie starts at 9:30, so you'll have to get here faster than that.

*takes a plane*

Originally posted by safety pin
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63852&item=6721614661&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

what the hell does that have to do with metallica?

Maybe cos it's metallic?

Originally posted by safety pin
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63852&item=6721614661&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

what the hell does that have to do with metallica?

:rofl: They have auctions that aren't even Mama's Family-related that are found under the MF listing. :crazy:

someone get me out of here. the wizard of oz is on in the other room so i have to listen to the annoying dialogue/songs, and my cat is sitting on my lap and purring and i dont want to get up and disturb her. :(

we represent the lollipop guiiiiiiild, the lollipop guiiiiiiiiild:wallbang

Originally posted by safety pin
someone get me out of here. the wizard of oz is on in the other room so i have to listen to the annoying dialogue/songs, and my cat is sitting on my lap and purring and i dont want to get up and disturb her. :(

we represent the lollipop guiiiiiiild, the lollipop guiiiiiiiiild:wallbang *slap* I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Originally posted by safety pin
Uh.. is it really wise to put a pizza, still in the cardboard box (from pizza hut), on the stove to warm it? Because my dad is kind of insisting on it. I told him that i really dont think its meant for cardboard and he said "well i'll just put a glass of water by it so you can put it out if it catches on fire while i'm asleep." :thumbsup: Last year I made a frozen pizza for me and my Dad and I put it in the oven and didnt know there was a cardboard underneath -___- it took like 45 min. and finally my Dad checked out it and was like.. NO WONDER WHY! He was surprised the house didnt go up in flames.

Originally posted by safety pin
someone get me out of here. the wizard of oz is on in the other room so i have to listen to the annoying dialogue/songs, and my cat is sitting on my lap and purring and i dont want to get up and disturb her. :(

we represent the lollipop guiiiiiiild, the lollipop guiiiiiiiiild:wallbang 2nd best movie ever!

Originally posted by safety pin
someone get me out of here. the wizard of oz is on in the other room so i have to listen to the annoying dialogue/songs, and my cat is sitting on my lap and purring and i dont want to get up and disturb her. :(

we represent the lollipop guiiiiiiild, the lollipop guiiiiiiiiild:wallbang
now i hate myself for posting that because i forgot about it and read it again and that annoying song is stuck in my head now.http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1452680

Originally posted by safety pin
now i hate myself for posting that because i forgot about it and read it again and that annoying song is stuck in my head now.http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1452680 HA HA!:p

Originally posted by safety pin
someone get me out of here. the wizard of oz is on in the other room so i have to listen to the annoying dialogue/songs, and my cat is sitting on my lap and purring and i dont want to get up and disturb her. :(

we represent the lollipop guiiiiiiild, the lollipop guiiiiiiiiild:wallbang

I was out there watching it. My mom and I decided that the Tin Man looks like Boy George. And it was hilarious -

Me - Ugh, those monkeys are so creepy. Wouldn't it be horrible to have the covers over your head and then pull them off and see one of those monkeys looking down at you?
Mom - That's how Laura must feel.

:rotflmao:

ISDHFIAHDKHASK CINGULAR HAS A JEFF BUCKLEY REAL MUSIC RINGTONE/

Ohhh Saraaaaah *whistles*

Phoenix Rescheduled to 12/29
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This concert has been rescheduled to Wednesday, December 29th - all existing tickets will be honored for this new show date.

When you go, be sure to give Clay your love.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ohhh Saraaaaah *whistles*



When you go, be sure to give Clay your love. A christmas concert after christmas. Who'da thunk it?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
A christmas concert after christmas. Who'da thunk it? Yah kinda weird. But Im glad he rescheduled them. :biglove:

I bought 2 row 33 seats for CT, then went off and bought myself 8th row. I asked Amanda if she wanted my old seat (for free) and she said no. Shes 'not into Christmas music all that much.' Umm ok? She makes no sense sometimes. 1. Its Clay, 2. its free.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I bought 2 row 33 seats for CT, then went off and bought myself 8th row. I asked Amanda if she wanted my old seat (for free) and she said no. Shes 'not into Christmas music all that much.' Umm ok? She makes no sense sometimes. 1. Its Clay, 2. its free.

I'll go!

and how the hell do i make it so my LJ doesnt make my comments plural? it says 2 people hate mes :lol: :grr:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ohhh Saraaaaah *whistles*



When you go, be sure to give Clay your love.
I'll be sure to, m'am. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2161873

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I bought 2 row 33 seats for CT, then went off and bought myself 8th row. I asked Amanda if she wanted my old seat (for free) and she said no. Shes 'not into Christmas music all that much.' Umm ok? She makes no sense sometimes. 1. Its Clay, 2. its free. AHHHHHHHHHHH CAN I HAVE IT?!!?!?!?!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
AHHHHHHHHHHH CAN I HAVE IT?!!?!?!?! Please.

Originally posted by safety pin
and how the hell do i make it so my LJ doesnt make my comments plural? it says 2 people hate mes :lol: :grr: Look in your codes, in the part that has the comment info...it'll say something like "plural-s"...get rid of that.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I'll go! Youre gonna have to mud wrestle Amy for it.

Ummm that was weird. I was at livejournal and I clicked on "Recent" and it took me to ebay...

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Ohhh they have 7th row CT seats on Ebay for 9.99. Ima have to try and grab those at the last minute. And then Ill have to get rid of 3 other CT tix.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ohhh they have 7th row CT seats on Ebay for 9.99. Ima have to try and grab those at the last minute. And then Ill have to get rid of 3 other CT tix. I looked at ebay today and I got sad cause I have no money.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Look in your codes, in the part that has the comment info...it'll say something like "plural-s"...get rid of that.
I could have sworn i did that. :lol: but it worked YAAAAAAAY pumpkin:

I really want Clay's book on cd, just so I can hear him say a few words (ie: "crappy" and "panties") and tell the whole story about getting drunk. thats my favorite part.

Rahhhhh I really want the Wicked soundtrack,

Oh that was so reeeeeeaaaaaaaaal.

where did everyone go?

I'm sort of sitting here so I can make a new photobucket account. I'm really tired.

Originally posted by safety pin
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Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
^^ I don't get spam like that.

*sends* Now you do :D

Originally posted by safety pin
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:cuss: For the last time crystal i'm not interested in your filthy mailing lists! :o

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I really want Clay's book on cd, just so I can hear him say a few words (ie: "crappy" and "panties") and tell the whole story about getting drunk. thats my favorite part. The audio is weird. I turned it off after like, 15 min. But hearing crappy made me laugh.

Originally posted by PZelda
Sexy and lovely mature mom's screw the guys! Fri 11/19 2k
Whoops. Thats Jeffs.

Grandma's home.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
The audio is weird. I turned it off after like, 15 min. But hearing crappy made me laugh. I heard a part of it. But not the part with crappy.

I fell asleep at 7:30 and just woke up. I'm such a party animal.

summertiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. and the livin iz cheesy

I made a new clayvatar! *uploads*

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
I fell asleep at 7:30 and just woke up. I'm such a party animal. You had 47 shots!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
summertiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. and the livin iz cheesy I thought I told you no clothes allowed.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I made a new clayvatar! *uploads* ITS THE HAPPY DAYS VIDEO! ITS THE HAPPY DAYS VIDEO!!! *jumps up and down*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
ITS THE HAPPY DAYS VIDEO! ITS THE HAPPY DAYS VIDEO!!! *jumps up and down* *blinks* What?

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF.

:lol: I just downloaded this.

This song is very Marvin Gaye-esque.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF.

:lol: I just downloaded this. Thats my avatar!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
*blinks* What? The video is so cool. Download it. Now. Its so so so cool. DOWNLOAD IT. *slap*

http://ladymarmalade179.tripod.com/happydays2/

:rotflmao: oh man, i would have guessed that was crystal's work even if i hadn't been informed so. the jerry springer page..:rofl:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
The video is so cool. Download it. Now. Its so so so cool. DOWNLOAD IT. *slap* The video for that song? I didn't even know there was one.

I can always tell when Conan is about to make a joke referring to Clay. Ive got Claydar.

Originally posted by safety pin
http://ladymarmalade179.tripod.com/happydays2/

:rotflmao: oh man, i would have guessed that was crystal's work even if i hadn't been informed so. the jerry springer page..:rofl: Ahh!! :mrttarver: I havent updated that in SO long.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
The video for that song? I didn't even know there was one. Yes! Its my fav. video ever. Its from... 1994?

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yes! Its my fav. video ever. Its from... 1994? Something like that.

Hey, what a coincidence. *points to shirt*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ahh!! :mrttarver: I havent updated that in SO long.

Lets see...First off, my name is Crystal and Im 18 years old and just graduated from high school. I live in a small town in New Hampshire.

No, you have not. :grr:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Hey, what a coincidence. *points to shirt* Holler.

With that information, it is pretty obvious which one was the best. And if you said Facts Of Life, may you be locked in a closet with Chachi.

Excuse me, whorebag?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Something like that. DL it.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Holler.

Amy, you dont have to post pics of your chest to get bois to like you.

Originally posted by safety pin
No, you have not. :grr: Mah bad.

Aww Sarah did you know I emailed Jerry once and got an invite to his show?!:D

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Excuse me, whorebag?

Yeah, what's up with that?!?!

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Amy, you dont have to post pics of your chest to get bois to like you. Well it worked on you, didn't it?

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Mah bad.

Aww Sarah did you know I emailed Jerry once and got an invite to his show?!:D

*chants* COPY AND PASTE THE EMAIL!

I made 2 photobucket accounts. :D

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Amy, you dont have to post pics of your chest to get bois to like you. For real. Not to mention shes doing it all wrong. LOSE THE SHIRT AMY!! ( o Y o )

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Mah bad.

Aww Sarah did you know I emailed Jerry once and got an invite to his show?!:D I know someone who was on Jerry's show once.

Did you know that his show is fake. I NEVER KNEW THAT.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Well it worked on you, didn't it?

true but I'm a cheap shot

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
For real. Not to mention shes doing it all wrong. LOSE THE SHIRT AMY!! ( o Y o ) I think I must be really tired. I almost asked you what an oyo was. :lol:

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Yeah, what's up with that?!?! We can take this outside.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I know someone who was on Jerry's show once.

Did you know that his show is fake. I NEVER KNEW THAT. Only thing fake is Jeffs ta tas!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Mah bad.

Aww Sarah did you know I emailed Jerry once and got an invite to his show?!:D
ARE YOU SERIOUS? :rofl:

Originally posted by safety pin
ARE YOU SERIOUS? :rofl: Im looking for the post now!

It always takes me forever to find this post. However every post by Jeff is violent, which his addiction and all.

OMG I get the weirdest emails on my old aol accounts...:lol:

http://insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?2366.gif

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMG I get the weirdest emails on my old aol accounts...:lol:

http://insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?2366.gif
:rofl:

FOUND IT!!

REPLY--Hi. Thanks for e-mailing me and for watching my show. We have helped many guests in the past who suffered from obesity. I would love to give you and your sister an all-expense paid trip to Chicago. Please contact my Producer Gina at her diect toll-free number 1-888-321-5370. You may also e-mail her all the phone numbers to reach you at. Contact her as soon as possible. Take care of yourself and each other.

From :
Jsproducer4@aol.com
To :
springerschubbyluver@hotmail.com
-----------------------------------------------------

jsproducer4@aol.com My sister is 917 LBS

Hello,

I was just responding to the ad I saw about knowing someone over 900LBS. Well Ma'am my sister is over 900LBS and we will be flying down the IL soon to see our mother. I am not too sure if you will contact me back, but it would be my pleasure to get my fat bitch of a sister on that television show that I love so much. Please contact me if you are interested. Thank you.

Crystal O'Brien

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
*chants* COPY AND PASTE THE EMAIL! Youre so demanding.

Me and Becky wanna see Jerry Springer when we turn 21. Ill have to be sure to stalk Amy too.

Clay keeps adding book signings. If he has one around here OMG I think Id cry for about 10 minutes.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
FOUND IT!!

REPLY--Hi. Thanks for e-mailing me and for watching my show. We have helped many guests in the past who suffered from obesity. I would love to give you and your sister an all-expense paid trip to Chicago. Please contact my Producer Gina at her diect toll-free number 1-888-321-5370. You may also e-mail her all the phone numbers to reach you at. Contact her as soon as possible. Take care of yourself and each other.

From :
Jsproducer4@aol.com
To :
springerschubbyluver@hotmail.com
-----------------------------------------------------

jsproducer4@aol.com My sister is 917 LBS

Hello,

I was just responding to the ad I saw about knowing someone over 900LBS. Well Ma'am my sister is over 900LBS and we will be flying down the IL soon to see our mother. I am not too sure if you will contact me back, but it would be my pleasure to get my fat bitch of a sister on that television show that I love so much. Please contact me if you are interested. Thank you.

Crystal O'Brien :rotflmao: I'm crying.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Me and Becky wanna see Jerry Springer when we turn 21. Ill have to be sure to stalk Amy too. Wahhhhhhhhhhh YES!

Okay I must depart. Goodnight.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:rotflmao: I'm crying. :lol:

Jerry manages to get you in the :heart: everytime.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Okay I must depart. Goodnight. :mad: :wave:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Wahhhhhhhhhhh YES! Ill try and get you some Jerry beads.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
FOUND IT!!

REPLY--Hi. Thanks for e-mailing me and for watching my show. We have helped many guests in the past who suffered from obesity. I would love to give you and your sister an all-expense paid trip to Chicago. Please contact my Producer Gina at her diect toll-free number 1-888-321-5370. You may also e-mail her all the phone numbers to reach you at. Contact her as soon as possible. Take care of yourself and each other.

From :
Jsproducer4@aol.com
To :
springerschubbyluver@hotmail.com
-----------------------------------------------------

jsproducer4@aol.com My sister is 917 LBS

Hello,

I was just responding to the ad I saw about knowing someone over 900LBS. Well Ma'am my sister is over 900LBS and we will be flying down the IL soon to see our mother. I am not too sure if you will contact me back, but it would be my pleasure to get my fat bitch of a sister on that television show that I love so much. Please contact me if you are interested. Thank you.

Crystal O'Brien
oh god :rofl:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMG I get the weirdest emails on my old aol accounts...:lol:

http://insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?2366.gif

:rofl: :rofl:

Why is it that when I'm here, no one else is, but I leave and everyone comes in flocks?

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
FOUND IT!!

REPLY--Hi. Thanks for e-mailing me and for watching my show. We have helped many guests in the past who suffered from obesity. I would love to give you and your sister an all-expense paid trip to Chicago. Please contact my Producer Gina at her diect toll-free number 1-888-321-5370. You may also e-mail her all the phone numbers to reach you at. Contact her as soon as possible. Take care of yourself and each other.

From :
Jsproducer4@aol.com
To :
springerschubbyluver@hotmail.com
-----------------------------------------------------

jsproducer4@aol.com My sister is 917 LBS

Hello,

I was just responding to the ad I saw about knowing someone over 900LBS. Well Ma'am my sister is over 900LBS and we will be flying down the IL soon to see our mother. I am not too sure if you will contact me back, but it would be my pleasure to get my fat bitch of a sister on that television show that I love so much. Please contact me if you are interested. Thank you.

Crystal O'Brien

:rotflmao: I've read that before, but it gets me everytime.

Ugh. I want to change my avatar to something not Elizabeth... but then I'd feel disrespectful.

i'll think i'll bid on this soap dispenser. then the bracelets, then the metallica thing.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Why is it that when I'm here, no one else is, but I leave and everyone comes in flocks?

We were all in bed. I know I was for sure. :lol:

See! Everybody in here sees a different registration date for everybody else! ...I'm the only one in here that everybody sees the same registration date for. :lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Eastern – 07-19-2001
Central - 07-18-2001
Mountain – 07-18-2001
Pacific – 07-18-2001

AllIWantIsYourClutch
Eastern – 08-02-2001
Central - 08-01-2001
Mountain – 08-01-2001
Pacific – 08-01-2001

Kay Scarpetta
Eastern – 07-04-2001
Central - 07-03-2001
Mountain – 07-03-2001
Pacific – 07-03-2001

Mr. Stefani
Eastern – 07-15-2001
Central - 07-14-2001
Mountain – 07-14-2001
Pacific – 07-14-2001

Czas na Zywiec
Eastern – 06-28-2001
Central - 06-27-2001
Mountain – 06-27-2001
Pacific – 06-27-2001

safety pin
Eastern – 12-24-2002
Central - 12-23-2002
Mountain – 12-23-2002
Pacific – 12-23-2002

-*Forever*-
Eastern – 11-22-2001
Central - 11-21-2001
Mountain – 11-21-2001
Pacific – 11-21-2001

PZelda
Eastern - 07-15-2002
Central - 07-15-2002
Mountain - 07-15-2002
Pacific - 07-15-2002

Originally posted by PZelda
See! Everybody in here sees a different registration date for everybody else! ...I'm the only one in here that everybody sees the same registration date for. :lol:

-*Forever*-
Eastern – 11-22-2001
Central - 11-21-2001
Mountain – 11-21-2001
Pacific – 11-21-2001

I don't remember registering at a time that would cause the date for everyone else to be messed up O_O

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I don't remember registering at a time that would cause the date for everyone else to be messed up O_O

Well, you're in the Eastern zone so obviously you registered your name AFTER midnight your time...but you registered when it was after 11pm my time...So as a result, I see your registration date as November 21st. :D

Originally posted by PZelda
Well, you're in the Eastern zone so obviously you registered your name AFTER midnight your time...but you registered when it was after 11pm my time...So as a result, I see your registration date as November 21st. :D

No, but like... I don't remember registering in the middle of the night. I remember doing it at like... 5 in the afternoon.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
No, but like... I don't remember registering in the middle of the night. I remember doing it at like... 5 in the afternoon.

*shrugs*

Beats me. :lol:

I'm addicted to Desperate Housewives. Aggh. I could really use $2.

My siggy is dedicated to Crystal. I read that part and laughed out loud cause I thought of her.

AHHHHHHHH THERE'S RECIPIES IN THE BACK!?

THAT IS SO ADORABLE.

Cherry Yum Yum. :rotflmao:

This book is priceless.

FYI: Clayton does not like mushrooms or bell peppers

:lol: Are these his moms? They're so cute.

"It's the salt and pepper that makes it good. So add lots, to taste, and watch your blood pressure."

Awww and the letter..the end/

"PS: I HOPE YOU DANCE"

I love that song.

damn this soap dispenser auction ends at 6am tomorrow. i'll just stay up late and bid then.

I wanna read Clay's book.

Originally posted by safety pin
damn this soap dispenser auction ends at 6am tomorrow. i'll just stay up late and bid then. Why are you bidding on a soap dispenser?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I wanna read Clay's book. It's wonderful. I just finished it.

I feel kinda bad cause he talked about crazy people who chase after his bus....And I've done that before.

We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be....

I love this cd.

:lol: Amanda called me and told me she was on her way home from her grandma's house and she took I55 north instead of south and she was going towards Chicago... Ahahaha that cracked me up.

1 month till my concert!

Pshhh he said he wants his concert tickets to be affordable. For his summer tour there were no tickets over $45....Yeah now they're like $85.

And tickets for my concert officially went on sale today and they were sold out in..well probably under a half hour cause I checked at like 10:30...

JOOOOOOOOY TO THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!

I hate this damn choir.

when you pay for stuff with paypal that charges a different currency does it like.. charge you dollars and the seller receives it in pounds or whatever?

i want to go check the mail but my cat's sleeping on my lap and she looks all cute and comfortable.

how do i get rid of that damn time time thing on my LJ. it's all next to the paragraph.

MY NEW YM ISSUE CAME WITH AN AOL CD. *screams in terror and hides under blanket*

Originally posted by safety pin
MY NEW YM ISSUE CAME WITH AN AOL CD. *screams in terror and hides under blanket*

Is it the one with Usher on the cover, or is it a new one? Goddammit. YM is an ******* out here and doesn't ship my YM mag til like the very end of the month. Sometimes I don't even get it til the first week of the following month. :mad:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I'm addicted to Desperate Housewives. Aggh. I could really use $2. I dont do that for $2 cheapass.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
My siggy is dedicated to Crystal. I read that part and laughed out loud cause I thought of her. Aww. :biglove: He should be like Jerry though and give out beads. Id flash.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
This book is priceless. OMG ME TOO!!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I wanna read Clay's book. Better get me for Secret Santa.:p

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I dont do that for $2 cheapass.

:cuss:

Originally posted by PZelda
Is it the one with Usher on the cover, or is it a new one? Goddammit. YM is an ******* out here and doesn't ship my YM mag til like the very end of the month. Sometimes I don't even get it til the first week of the following month. :mad:
It has usher on the cover. it's not a new issue? :grr:

EWWWWWWWW THE LIP GLOSS AD ON PAGE 82. GROSS IT LOOKS LIKE GLITTERY PINK SLIME.

Ahh..... AHHH!!!! Ok so last week this girl on the Clayboard was selling 1 6th row ticket for Lowell and I told her I wanted it, but that she sold it. Now she PM'd me and said that it fell through and I can have it. AAHHHHH.

ARE YOU SLIGHTLY STRESSED OR REALLY DEPRESSED?

The timing for this quiz couldn't be any better with winter/holidays coming up.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:cuss: Make it 4 and you got a deal, Ive got bills. But no petting.

Originally posted by safety pin
ARE YOU SLIGHTLY STRESSED OR REALLY DEPRESSED?

The timing for this quiz couldn't be any better with winter/holidays coming up. I always used to take all those quizzes, but never took the time for my results. Whenever I did, I ALWAYS got the one in between which was considered normal.

Originally posted by safety pin
It has usher on the cover. it's not a new issue? :grr:

EWWWWWWWW THE LIP GLOSS AD ON PAGE 82. GROSS IT LOOKS LIKE GLITTERY PINK SLIME.

:faint: NO! That's been out since the end of October!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Make it 4 and you got a deal, Ive got bills. But no petting.

*sigh* Fine.

Wait, I didn't say I was paying you, I said I NEED $2. :p

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
*sigh* Fine.

Wait, I didn't say I was paying you, I said I NEED $2. :p Girl you aint getting all these ( o Y p ) for nothing!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Girl you aint getting all these ( o Y p ) for nothing! OMG my left one is leaking. My bad!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
OMG my left one is leaking. My bad!

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
OMG my left one is leaking. My bad!

TMI. :eek: :rofl:

Originally posted by PZelda
TMI. :eek: :rofl: Girl that aint nearly as bad as when Jeffs nipple rings got infected!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Girl that aint nearly as bad as when Jeffs nipple rings got infected!

If you get to his Prince Albert, I'm never speaking to you again. :p

Originally posted by safety pin
ARE YOU SLIGHTLY STRESSED OR REALLY DEPRESSED?

The timing for this quiz couldn't be any better with winter/holidays coming up.
21/24 pointz!!!!!!1

20-24 POINTS
DANGEROUSLY DOWN
We'll be blunt: You might have a serious problem. That does not mean you're strange or a failure. You're simply struggling with depression. The fact that you even took this quiz is a good sign, though - you're being honest with yourself about what you're going throguh. There's no reason to suffer; life is not meant to be as pain-filled as an emo song. Your misery is probably the result of something major, like your parents' divorce. But it could also be an accumulation of stress or a hormonal imbalance, among other things. And, says Dr. Youngs, some people are more prone to depression. Regardless of the cause, it's vital that you take care of yourself. Avoid the urge to self-medicate - that means no downing shots or doing drugs to try and feel better. We're not being preachy; it just won't work. Tell someone you trust how you're feeling - preferably your parents or a relative or teacher you're close to - and ask them to go with you to see your doctor. That'll make it harder for you to skip the appointment. If it is depression, you'll need therapy and maybe even antidepressants, but don't worry: Things will get better. For more information and support, go to www.teen-moods.net.

OHHHHHHHH THE PAAAAAAAAAAIN, THE PUHHHHHAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Originally posted by PZelda
If you get to his Prince Albert, I'm never speaking to you again. :p We just had them waxed and shined today at the dayspa. He gets the royal treatment when he gets all A's.

I rented Snowboard Kids for the n64! I'm awesome. *goes to play*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
We just had them waxed and shined today at the dayspa. He gets the royal treatment when he gets all A's.

Do you know what a Prince Albert piercing is? :rofl:

Originally posted by safety pin
21/24 pointz!!!!!!1

20-24 POINTS
DANGEROUSLY DOWN
We'll be blunt: You might have a serious problem. That does not mean you're strange or a failure. You're simply struggling with depression. The fact that you even took this quiz is a good sign, though - you're being honest with yourself about what you're going throguh. There's no reason to suffer; life is not meant to be as pain-filled as an emo song. Your misery is probably the result of something major, like your parents' divorce. But it could also be an accumulation of stress or a hormonal imbalance, among other things. And, says Dr. Youngs, some people are more prone to depression. Regardless of the cause, it's vital that you take care of yourself. Avoid the urge to self-medicate - that means no downing shots or doing drugs to try and feel better. We're not being preachy; it just won't work. Tell someone you trust how you're feeling - preferably your parents or a relative or teacher you're close to - and ask them to go with you to see your doctor. That'll make it harder for you to skip the appointment. If it is depression, you'll need therapy and maybe even antidepressants, but don't worry: Things will get better. For more information and support, go to www.teen-moods.net.

OHHHHHHHH THE PAAAAAAAAAAIN, THE PUHHHHHAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. I probably wouldve gotten like, 5/24 points and then theyd be all.. OMG YOURE TOO HAPPY YOU NEED TO SEE A DR.. BECAUSE YOURE NOT LIVING IN REALITY.

Originally posted by PZelda
Do you know what a Prince Albert piercing is? :rofl:

What is it?

Originally posted by PZelda
Do you know what a Prince Albert piercing is? :rofl: 8===> or in his case, 8>!!!!!

I hate my dad. He got EXTREMELY pissed at me for talking in third person.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Girl you aint getting all these ( o Y p ) for nothing!
AHHHHHHH right after i saw that i turned the page in this stupid magazine and saw a picture of some stitched up boobs and a big captain that says "I WANT NEW BOOBS!"

Originally posted by safety pin
AHHHHHHH right after i saw that i turned the page in this stupid magazine and saw a picture of some boobs with a big captain that says "I WANT NEW BOOBS!" Thats Jeff!

Amy you can have my other MA tix.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
What is it?

*winces* google it. Google "prince albert piercing".

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I hate my dad. He got EXTREMELY pissed at me for talking in third person. O_________O WTF?!?!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
8===> or in his case, 8>!!!!!

YES! :rofl:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I hate my dad. He got EXTREMELY pissed at me for talking in third person.

Oh my god...that's soooo frigging dumb. ohno:

Originally posted by PZelda
YES! :rofl:



Oh my god...that's soooo frigging dumb. ohno: I know mah anatomy.:D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
O_________O WTF?!?!

Yeah, I said something like, "Kaitlyn wants to eat pounds of bacon!" and he goes, "Kaitlyn needs to stop talking in third person!" so I went, "Why?" and he goes, "Cos it's weird." And I asked him for a valid reason and he said, "It's weird. There." So I told him everyone in my school did (which they don't, but whatever) and he goes, "Then your whole school is weird."

So I'm never ever saying I around him again.

Originally posted by PZelda
*winces* google it. Google "prince albert piercing".

*gags* I seriously gagged.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Thats Jeff!
"THAT NIGHT, MY MOM HAD TO HELP ME DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE I COULDN'T MOVE MY ARMS," SAYS JEFF. "I FELT LIKE THERE WAS A TRUCK ON ME."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Amy....You like Carter, right?

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Carter Nails Down "Tony" Guest Spot

Just about a week after Paige Davis wowed TS fans with an appearance on "The Tony Danza Show", another one of the show's crew gets a spotlight of his own. Carter Oosterhouse will show up to give Tony some woodworking tips on Tuesday, November 23's episode. It will air live in many places but not all...check out "The Tony Danza Show" site for your channel and time. Posted 6:46 PM by Robair

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Yeah, I said something like, "Kaitlyn wants to eat pounds of bacon!" and he goes, "Kaitlyn needs to stop talking in third person!" so I went, "Why?" and he goes, "Cos it's weird." And I asked him for a valid reason and he said, "It's weird. There." So I told him everyone in my school did (which they don't, but whatever) and he goes, "Then your whole school is weird."

So I'm never ever saying I around him again.
He reminds me of my dad.

Dad: have you heard of that new show "the simple life"?
Me: yeah, i don't like reality shows though.
Dad: YOU DON'T LIKE REALITY SHOWS! Doggonit, you can't judge 20 different shows by ONE you've seen!
Me: i've seen most of them!
Dad: (ignores me) There's all kinds of shows, you can't just catergorize them all like that without seeing them first!

Word for word. No exaggerations or omitted information.

I told him about that about a month later and he had no idea what i was talking about and was saying "why would i yell at you for not liking reality shows?!" but he can't remember ANYTHING. i could go on about the significant things he forgets but i won't.