Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
8 for meeeeee! And Allison.

WAHHHHHHHH IM FREAKING OUT.

I told my mom about the "announcement" and she goes "OOOH I BET HES GAY!"

Yeppers :D

Originally posted by PZelda
Yeppers :D OMGA does this mean youre watching?! :D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
OMGA does this mean youre watching?! :D

Only because I'm curious too. You guys got my curiosity piqued. :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: I thought of calling too, but Id sound like an ass. Id probably burp or fart or something. My mom said she'd talk for me while I was passed out.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
N|30 Awww Clayby's birthday.

Originally posted by PZelda
Only because I'm curious too. You guys got my curiosity piqued. :lol: It's probably something stupid.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
My mom said she'd talk for me while I was passed out. :lol:

Originally posted by PZelda
Only because I'm curious too. You guys got my curiosity piqued. :lol: :woohoo: Its the power of Aiken.

I like how CNN cut Clays time from one hour to only half an hour.

I like how Clayton looked like Ted lastnight. It was very comforting.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I like how CNN cut Clays time from one hour to only half an hour. I KNOW! Whorefaces.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I like how Clayton looked like Ted lastnight. It was very comforting. Ted who?

AHHHHHHHHH CRYSTAL YOUR SIGGY.

:lol: I'm reading the clay_aiken LJ community and I see "oh meangya" in a comment....

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Ted who? Ted <3

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: I'm reading the clay_aiken LJ community and I see "oh meangya" in a comment.... :D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ted <3

Holy ****. He's even got the same suit and everything.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Holy ****. He's even got the same suit and everything.

Just needed to make Clay's shirt striped and do away with the tie...then BINGO, lookalike!

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Holy ****. He's even got the same suit and everything. :lol: Yes. Cept Clay is a big more

BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*

11 more minutes. Im going to wet myself.

Maybe he'll snap Larrys suspenders.

I wonder if hes gonna wear the glasses.

Alrighty time to go. I'm scared. Someone comfort me.

I need moral support on this. Seriously. I wish you people lived here. Crystal feels my pain.

Ahhh 8 more minutes. I still need to get my tape together. Crap.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Alrighty time to go. I'm scared. Someone comfort me.

I need moral support on this. Seriously. I wish you people lived here. Crystal feels my pain. Im having a hotflash over here. *holds hands*

Im so excited/anxious/nervous/hot all at the same time.

Im leaving now too. Hopefully I make it back still in tact.

He better be the first half because I dont think I can last too much longer.

Ok now Im leaving for real.

I wish he'd been gay.

Ambassador (sp?) for UNICEF. Now THAT is cool.

Originally posted by PZelda
Ambassador (sp?) for UNICEF. Now THAT is cool.

I don't really know what that means. :(

I wish he'd been gay. I was so looking forward to watching Aiken history.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I don't really know what that means. :(

I wish he'd been gay. I was so looking forward to watching Aiken history.

:rolleyes2 I know a bit about UNICEF.

Main page: http://www.unicef.org/

Page of what they do: http://www.unicef.org/whatwedo/index.html

Why they do it: http://www.unicef.org/why/index.html

In Clay's case, he will be helping disabled kids...That's what I remember catching.

Did clay just say the word "ass hole?" :lol: i could've sworn that's what i heard.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I wish he'd been gay. Me too. That was a disappointing announcement.

Originally posted by safety pin
Did clay just say the word "ass hole?" :lol: i could've sworn that's what i heard. :rofl: wtf?!:lol:

That was the big announcement?! I mean, yay for Clay.. but unnecessary sweating for me.

A sigh of relief is heard throughout Claynation.

Originally posted by PZelda


In Clay's case, he will be helping disabled kids...That's what I remember catching. Blahhhhhhhhh he already does that!

http://www.thebubelaikenfoundation.org/

I liked that last girls question. Right to the point.:D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I liked that last girls question. Right to the point.:D
I was waiting to hear a call from you. :lol:

They showed footage from the IT and I think I wet myself.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
That was the big announcement?! I mean, yay for Clay.. but unnecessary sweating for me.

A sigh of relief is heard throughout Claynation. Yeah when Larry mentioned the announcement and Clay laughed, I knew it was going to be not so exciting.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
They showed footage from the IT and I think I wet myself. OMFG I KNOW!!!

When they showed the AI clip of Ryan announcing the winner.. when he said Ruben Studdard.. my Dad was all.. "no way" *shakes head and scoffs*. It was cute.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:rofl: wtf?!:lol:
:rofl: i swear it sounded like he said ass hole somewhere. my brother was in the room and i said "did he just say *******?" and he said "i think so." :lol:

Originally posted by safety pin
I was waiting to hear a call from you. :lol: I was sitting there pressing redial for a half an hour and they only let 2 freaking calls through!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Yeah when Larry mentioned the announcement and Clay laughed, I knew it was going to be not so exciting. Yah, that was the moment I knew I could breathe again.

Im pleased to announce that I saw Clay naked.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
When they showed the AI clip of Ryan announcing the winner.. when he said Ruben Studdard.. my Dad was all.. "no way" *shakes head and scoffs*. It was cute. I thought Clay said he DIDN'T see the card! This is the first time I heard him admit it. He always used to say that he tried looking but couldnt see it...

Originally posted by safety pin
I was waiting to hear a call from you. :lol: :lol: Next time... ah yes. I wouldve been all.. OMGZ SHOUTOUT TO :grrclay: :grr:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im pleased to announce that I saw Clay naked. :grineyes:

Originally posted by safety pin
:rofl: i swear it sounded like he said ass hole somewhere. my brother was in the room and i said "did he just say *******?" and he said "i think so." :lol: :rotflmao:

Soooooooo next is Regis and Kelly on Wednesday?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I thought Clay said he DIDN'T see the card! This is the first time I heard him admit it. He always used to say that he tried looking but couldnt see it... WHAT?!??! Girl, please. *smacks*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
WHAT?!??! Girl, please. *smacks* IM SERIOUS.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Next time... ah yes. I wouldve been all.. OMGZ SHOUTOUT TO :grrclay: :grr:
:rofl:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Soooooooo next is Regis and Kelly on Wednesday? NO! Maybe if you went to the Clay thread, youd know these things. AHEM:

Television
November:
14th- Amer. Music Awards - presenting 8pm [Sunday]
15th- Larry King Live (CNN) - one hour special 9pm, 12am, 3 am [Monday]
17th - Today Show (NBC) - book/CD 7-9am [Wednesday]
17th - Total Request Live (MTV) - walk-on for book/CD 5pm [Wednesday]
18th - Regis & Kelly (ABC) - interview 9am [Thursday]

December:
6th - Tonight Show (NBC) - performance & interview 11:35pm [Monday]
8th - Today Show (NBC) - TV special 7-9am [Wedneday]
8th - Christmas Special (NBC) 8pm [Wednesday]
9th - The View (ABC) 11am [Thursday]
10th - The Early Show (CBS) 7-9am [Friday]

Book and CD release:
November 16th!!!! [Tuesday]

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
NO! Maybe if you went to the Clay thread, youd know these things. AHEM:

Television
November:
14th- Amer. Music Awards - presenting 8pm [Sunday]
15th- Larry King Live (CNN) - one hour special 9pm, 12am, 3 am [Monday]
17th - Today Show (NBC) - book/CD 7-9am [Wednesday]
17th - Total Request Live (MTV) - walk-on for book/CD 5pm [Wednesday]
18th - Regis & Kelly (ABC) - interview 9am [Thursday]

December:
6th - Tonight Show (NBC) - performance & interview 11:35pm [Monday]
8th - Today Show (NBC) - TV special 7-9am [Wedneday]
8th - Christmas Special (NBC) 8pm [Wednesday]
9th - The View (ABC) 11am [Thursday]
10th - The Early Show (CBS) 7-9am [Friday]

Book and CD release:
November 16th!!!! [Tuesday] ****. I'm all screwed up. I wrote down a list from IDF and it said Regis and Kelly is tomorrow and the Today Show is on Thursday.

I like how Larry repeated his questions like 747382 times.

And I loved how everytime they cut to commercial or came back they played Clayton and showed him. AND OMG NEW PIC WITH AN ORNAMENT.

Ummmm remember the annoying gross girl in my spanish class who's on my LJ friends list? I sit by her and she talks to me all the time.

But she just posted an entry complaining about how her last boyfriend was 4 years ago....I left her a comment that said that that kid is now gay.

I don't think I should be allowed to give advice to people.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I was sitting there pressing redial for a half an hour and they only let 2 freaking calls through!

That was like on Ryan's show when they said "Wanna talk to Amy Adams? Call this number!" and I called for 2 hours until my fingers were sore, and I got through 6 times, but no one picked up and there were no calls aired.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
And I loved how everytime they cut to commercial or came back they played Clayton and showed him. AND OMG NEW PIC WITH AN ORNAMENT. AHHHHHHHHHH I SQUEALED.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
****. I'm all screwed up. I wrote down a list from IDF and it said Regis and Kelly is tomorrow and the Today Show is on Thursday. I got those dates from CNN. But Im dumb and thought Today was tomorrow. Least now I get to sleep in. No wait, I have to get the book before work.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I like how Larry repeated his questions like 747382 times. Larry is a bitch. He's so rude.

I have to get my tickets on Thursday. However, I'll be at school and there's no guarantee that Debbie will let me use her computer in the No Name office, so I'm going to have to trust my dad to do it for me...*sigh*

Clay + argyle = hot. Very Richie Cunningham.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Larry is a bitch. He's so rude. Is your mom still alive?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I have to get my tickets on Thursday. However, I'll be at school and there's no guarantee that Debbie will let me use her computer in the No Name office, so I'm going to have to trust my dad to do it for me...*sigh* :lol: He called me during LKL and he's like "Now what's this about tickets?" and I explained it to him and hes like "Well, we aren't ordering 7 tickets!!" Where the hell did he get the idea we needed 7 tickets?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I have to get my tickets on Thursday. However, I'll be at school and there's no guarantee that Debbie will let me use her computer in the No Name office, so I'm going to have to trust my dad to do it for me...*sigh* PreSale?

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Clay + argyle = hot. Very Richie Cunningham. Ooooh...I sit in my room and talk to myself and the first thing I said (after I let out a big "aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww") was "I'm liking the argyle."

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Is your mom still alive? That was so rude...You don't ask someone that.

And then there was:

Is your book a how to book? *Clay speaks* <interruption> A biography? *Clay finishes sentence* <interruption> Is it a biography?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: He called me during LKL and he's like "Now what's this about tickets?" and I explained it to him and hes like "Well, we aren't ordering 7 tickets!!" Where the hell did he get the idea we needed 7 tickets? :lol:

How much were your tickets? The highest tickets in Chicago are $85.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
That was so rude...You don't ask someone that.

And then there was:

Is your book a how to book? *Clay speaks* <interruption> A biography? *Clay finishes sentence* <interruption> Is it a biography? OMG I know. He couldve asked in a nicer way. Duh.

Bah I know! Everytime he tried to speak he asked. Eh whatever. Hes a friggan dino anyways. Seriously, look at him.. he does look like one of the early stages of mankind between the half man/monkey.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
How much were your tickets? The highest tickets in Chicago are $85. $85?!?! Mine were.. $58 the highest. I dunno. RI I got off Ebay, and I got row 12 for $123.50 and the rest were around that. And I bought myself 8th row lastnite for CT. So now Im trying to get Amanda to sit with my mother.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
$85?!?! Mine were.. $58 the highest. I dunno. RI I got off Ebay, and I got row 12 for $123.50 and the rest were around that. And I bought myself 8th row lastnite for CT. So now Im trying to get Amanda to sit with my mother. They range from $25-$85. Bah. Oh well. I'm not paying for them.

Hmm according to stupid annoying gross girl, it's a trend in Joliet to be a gay girl. I think I know one gay girl in our school and she's in my strength training class.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Hmm according to stupid annoying gross girl, it's a trend in Joliet to be a gay girl. I think I know one gay girl in our school and she's in my strength training class.

It was a trend last year here to be bi.

So I must have been supercool. You know, a stage up from bi.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
It was a trend last year here to be bi.

So I must have been supercool. You know, a stage up from bi. :lol:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
They range from $25-$85. Bah. Oh well. I'm not paying for them. $25!!! Mad cheap. Hope ya get good ones! And are you doing the presale?

I know about every bisexual and lesbian in the school. 5 of them came out to me. ...Why do people do this to me? I'm friends with LOADS of gay people.. but.. when they come out to me... It makes me feel weird. Like they're thinking I understand all of their emotions towards the same sex and I'm like "...I like boys ;_;..? I can't relate to your love for girlsies?" Oh well.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
$25!!! Mad cheap. Hope ya get good ones! And are you doing the presale? Yeah but the effing Chicago theatre has like 3 levels...

OOOOOOH! An Elementary school and high school choir?!?!?! THAT IS SO COOL.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I know about every bisexual and lesbian in the school. 5 of them came out to me. ...Why do people do this to me? I'm friends with LOADS of gay people.. but.. when they come out to me... It makes me feel weird. Like they're thinking I understand all of their emotions towards the same sex and I'm like "...I like boys ;_;..? I can't relate to your love for girlsies?" Oh well.

Could she introduce me? Any of them hot?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OOOOOOH! An Elementary school and high school choir?!?!?! THAT IS SO COOL. If Timberlane is for Lowell, Im kicking myself for not staying back 3 years.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
$25!!! Mad cheap. Hope ya get good ones! And are you doing the presale? And yeah, I signed up for this free membership thingy, so I can do the second presale.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Yeah but the effing Chicago theatre has like 3 levels... Yah, thats how Lowell is. I had parquet but got floor. CT has like 74347382 as does RI. The seating charts are confusing for me.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Could she introduce me? Any of them hot? :lol: I still don't know who they are! I'm trying to get the info. The girl in my strength training class isn't your type. And I think she has a girlfriend. :p

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
And yeah, I signed up for this free membership thingy, so I can do the second presale. Yay! Now see, if I were you Id get the presale tix, and if theyre crappy, see if theyre better when they go out to the public and trade them. Sometimes presales dish out the good seats, and other times theyre like.. randomly bad. How far from Chicago are you? You should go to the box office. When they sold the ones for MA they only sold floor seats at the box office and I was so pissed off bc I didnt and its like.. 2 hrs away. And people were saying how they got like.. 3rd row.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: I still don't know who they are! I'm trying to get the info. The girl in my strength training class isn't your type. And I think she has a girlfriend. :p

Well, I don't think any of my type would go to your school. They'd teach classes there. But I don't think they'd come out to Gross Girl.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yah, thats how Lowell is. I had parquet but got floor. CT has like 74347382 as does RI. The seating charts are confusing for me. Well this chart looks exactly like the Schubert Theatre which is where I saw Chicago and we were on the 2nd level and our seats sucked.

Im a lil disappointed though with this tour. Its gonna be all subdued. I wanna jump up and down and scream and wet myself and dance.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yay! Now see, if I were you Id get the presale tix, and if theyre crappy, see if theyre better when they go out to the public and trade them. Sometimes presales dish out the good seats, and other times theyre like.. randomly bad. How far from Chicago are you? You should go to the box office. When they sold the ones for MA they only sold floor seats at the box office and I was so pissed off bc I didnt and its like.. 2 hrs away. And people were saying how they got like.. 3rd row. I'm 45 minutes away. I dunno...There's always ebay.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Well this chart looks exactly like the Schubert Theatre which is where I saw Chicago and we were on the 2nd level and our seats sucked. Does the site have a virtual seating chart too?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Well, I don't think any of my type would go to your school. They'd teach classes there. But I don't think they'd come out to Gross Girl. :lol: She says they're all sophomores.

..And that happens to be someone I don't know! Gasp shock! Most of the bisexual girls I know are sophmores. A few seniors. No Juniors.

Still no names though. I'm really intrigued by this and I want to know who, dammit.

Speaking of the tour, Im surprised my Dad wasnt all.. 'tour? Im surprised youre not going.'

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im a lil disappointed though with this tour. Its gonna be all subdued. I wanna jump up and down and scream and wet myself and dance. OOOOH IM EXCITED!

My mom is all "He's not going to tell me how to dress. I'm going to bring a sign that says 'I HAVE NO UNDERWEAR ON' and I'm going to hold it up and scream."

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Does the site have a virtual seating chart too? Nope

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I'm 45 minutes away. I dunno...There's always ebay. Yah I got some REALLY good deals on ebay. Good seats too. Both just about face value.

:lol: Becky just called me to find out what his announcement was.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Nope Aw those are cool. I check out all the different views. And theyre all really good too.

OOOOOOOOH we get breakfast in US History tomorrow! I'm so excited.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: Becky just called me to find out what his announcement was. :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Aw those are cool. I check out all the different views. And theyre all really good too. They had one for the IL state fair.

I PLANNED OUT THE REST OF MY CLASSES IN SCHOOL. :grr:

Junior year
English
Algebra 2
Anatomy
Choir
Early child professions 2
Drama
Advanced PE

Senior year
English
College algebra
Physics
Choir
Food
Spanish 2
Art 2

Then no more school. **** college, as soon as i get out of here i'm gonna look for a record deal so i can make songs and let everyone in the world know how much i hate them.

Originally posted by safety pin
I PLANNED OUT THE REST OF MY CLASSES IN SCHOOL. :grr:

Junior year
English
Algebra 2
Anatomy
Choir
Early child professions 2
Drama
Advanced PE

Senior year
English
College algebra
Physics
Choir
Food
Spanish 2
Art 2

Then no more school. **** college, as soon as i get out of here i'm gonna look for a record deal so i can make songs and let everyone in the world know how much i hate them. I wanna hear you sing.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OOOOH IM EXCITED!

My mom is all "He's not going to tell me how to dress. I'm going to bring a sign that says 'I HAVE NO UNDERWEAR ON' and I'm going to hold it up and scream."

I just spit my juice all over the place.

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Well this chart looks exactly like the Schubert Theatre which is where I saw Chicago and we were on the 2nd level and our seats sucked.

Schuuuuuuubert. Wait, where did I see it?

Wherever I saw it, it was second level, and my seats sucked.

And before you say, "Uhh... the Schubert's here" there's one in NYC too.

I forget what tix I have Ive done ebay so much. Im so messed up.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I just spit my juice all over the place.

:rotflmao: :lol:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Schuuuuuuubert. Wait, where did I see it?

Wherever I saw it, it was second level, and my seats sucked.

And before you say, "Uhh... the Schubert's here" there's one in NYC too. Uhh... the Shubert's here.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Uhh... the Shubert's here.

:cuss:

Dude I had 24 text messages over my limit...:lol:

I'm still very intrigued about little Timmy having a girlfriend.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:cuss: :kiss:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OOOOH IM EXCITED!

My mom is all "He's not going to tell me how to dress. I'm going to bring a sign that says 'I HAVE NO UNDERWEAR ON' and I'm going to hold it up and scream." :rotflmao:

I lost my Clay Aiken for President button today. :( Hopefully it fell off in the No Name office.

I wanna make a button out of that Anna Nicole Smith picture.

I think I will.

nighty night.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I lost my Clay Aiken for President button today. :( Hopefully it fell off in the No Name office. I bet some mom stole it.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I wanna make a button out of that Anna Nicole Smith picture.

I think I will. i want one too!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I'm still very intrigued about little Timmy having a girlfriend. jealous i see

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I wanna make a button out of that Anna Nicole Smith picture.

I think I will.

Make Kaitlyn a button!!!

With this picture!!

i found this gas station that's $2.01 a gallon AND they pump it FOR YOU. I gave $20 and got a full tank. I almost creamed myself.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
i found this gas station that's $2.01 a gallon AND they pump it FOR YOU. I gave $20 and got a full tank. I almost creamed myself. :lol: Same over here! Though one is $1.99. If I can get it down to like, $180 Id seriously give out BJs or something. Ill pay with my lips.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Same over here! Though one is $1.99. If I can get it down to like, $180 Id seriously give out BJs or something. Ill pay with my lips.

well then. i know my lips aint going near that little mexican mans penis even if i was getting gas for $1.00 a gallon. but whatever floats your boat.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
well then. i know my lips aint going near that little mexican mans penis even if i was getting gas for $1.00 a gallon. but whatever floats your boat.

:rotflmao:

where the hell did clay get that accent from? my brother says he sounds like george w. bush.

Originally posted by safety pin
where the hell did clay get that accent from? my brother says he sounds like george w. bush. Raleigh NC

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
well then. i know my lips aint going near that little mexican mans penis even if i was getting gas for $1.00 a gallon. but whatever floats your boat. BOYS DONT HAVE LIPS.

Someone wanna write an essay for meh?

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
BOYS DONT HAVE LIPS.

I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT THOSE LIPS!


you dirty little whore

Ooo I get to watch Clayton again in 45 min. Ill have to listen for the ******* part.:lol:

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT THOSE LIPS!


you dirty little whore I just love toying with your emotions. Amongst other things.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I thought Clay said he DIDN'T see the card! This is the first time I heard him admit it. He always used to say that he tried looking but couldnt see it...

I watch far less Clay stuff than you guys do, and I've heard him tell that story millions of times. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2005648

I would stop a plane and make them land just so i can watch it! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56792)

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Hmm according to stupid annoying gross girl, it's a trend in Joliet to be a gay girl. I think I know one gay girl in our school and she's in my strength training class.

IT's the damn "Girls Gone Wild" videos. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon8.gif

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OOOOH IM EXCITED!

My mom is all "He's not going to tell me how to dress. I'm going to bring a sign that says 'I HAVE NO UNDERWEAR ON' and I'm going to hold it up and scream."

BAD VISUAL! BAD VISUAL!

Originally posted by safety pin
I PLANNED OUT THE REST OF MY CLASSES IN SCHOOL. :grr:

Junior year
English
Algebra 2
Anatomy
Choir
Early child professions 2
Drama
Advanced PE

Senior year
English
College algebra
Physics
Choir
Food
Spanish 2
Art 2

Then no more school. **** college, as soon as i get out of here i'm gonna look for a record deal so i can make songs and let everyone in the world know how much i hate them.

Holy crap....Anatomy and Physics? I would diiiiiiiie. I only took science up to my junior year. I had Physical Science in 9th, Biology in 10th and ABC (Applied Biology/Chemistry) in 11th. Then no more science for me in 12th. You could also opt to not take math your senior year, but I did anyway so I took Algebra 2. God damn, that was a hard class. :mad:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I forget what tix I have Ive done ebay so much. Im so messed up.

You should've written them down. :o

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
well then. i know my lips aint going near that little mexican mans penis even if i was getting gas for $1.00 a gallon. but whatever floats your boat.

OMFG *chokes* :rofl:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Same over here! Though one is $1.99. If I can get it down to like, $180 Id seriously give out BJs or something. Ill pay with my lips.

Gas here is 1.89.

:banana:

Originally posted by PZelda
I watch far less Clay stuff than you guys do, and I've heard him tell that story millions of times. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2005648 :lol: You go girl. *high 5s*

Originally posted by PZelda
You should've written them down. :o
MA : Row V
CT: Row M
RI: Row L, row F for me.

Originally posted by PZelda
Gas here is 1.89.

:banana: *blows*

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*blows*

Yeah, baby!

Ahh I get to watch Clayton in 20 min. :woohoo:

Originally posted by PZelda
Holy crap....Anatomy and Physics? I would diiiiiiiie. I only took science up to my junior year. I had Physical Science in 9th, Biology in 10th and ABC (Applied Biology/Chemistry) in 11th. Then no more science for me in 12th. You could also opt to not take math your senior year, but I did anyway so I took Algebra 2. God damn, that was a hard class. :mad:
i'm in chemistry now. i hate it. and it's hard because i'm always falling asleep at the time i have that class (but i really dont think the teacher cares, he always sees me asleep and doesnt do anything). i dont want to take anatomy either (i probably wont have to) because its gross and they have to dissect cats in the spring. last year i had the anatomy room for my AE class and they left the cats on the counters for that unit and it smelled like **** for a few weeks. poor kitties. :(

Originally posted by safety pin
i'm in chemistry now. i hate it. and it's hard because i'm always falling asleep at the time i have that class (but i really dont think the teacher cares, he always sees me asleep and doesnt do anything). i dont want to take anatomy either (i probably wont have to) because its gross and they have to dissect cats in the spring. last year i had the anatomy room for my AE class and they left the cats on the counters for that unit and it smelled like **** for a few weeks. poor kitties. :(

OMFG. DEJA VU!!!!! The first semester of my sophomore year - when I took Biology - the exact same thing happened to my class. My Bio teacher that year was new and she didn't have her own classroom (long story) so she traveled all over the school building from class to class. I had Bio the last thing of the day, so my class met in the Anatomy classroom. Dude...it was NASTY. The Anatomy students would come in and work on their cats and it smelled soooo gross. UGH EW. :barf:

Finally...the 2nd semester, my Bio teacher got a real classroom and we never had to worry about having to smell the yucky stuff from Anatomy class in that room.

Originally posted by safety pin
i'm in chemistry now. i hate it. and it's hard because i'm always falling asleep at the time i have that class (but i really dont think the teacher cares, he always sees me asleep and doesnt do anything). i dont want to take anatomy either (i probably wont have to) because its gross and they have to dissect cats in the spring. last year i had the anatomy room for my AE class and they left the cats on the counters for that unit and it smelled like **** for a few weeks. poor kitties. :(

CATS?!?!?!?! No ****ing way in hell would you get me in that class.

I disected a squid and a frog. BUT A CAT?!

How do you put a condom on an elephant?

You take the F out of way.

There's no F in way!!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*blows*
what are we going to do with you and your lewd behavior? ohno:

Girlyman, girlyman, does whatever a girly can!

i want to go tell my story of being arrested/detained last year in the rebell thread but i shalln't.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
i want to go tell my story of being arrested/detained last year in the rebell thread but i shalln't.
what did you do? :grr:

Originally posted by safety pin
what did you do? :grr: i have mentioned this before.

nothing..they took us out of school for questioning. they thought it was us who broke out this houses windows. they put us in a cop car and everything it was so much fun.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
i have mentioned this before.

nothing..they took us out of school for questioning. they thought it was us who broke out this houses windows. they put us in a cop car and everything it was so much fun.
:lol: oh yeah, i remember you telling about that.

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: oh yeah, i remember you telling about that. memories. i wanted them to fingerprint me but they wouldn't.

:(

I swear to God my mother is the stupidest person I know. OMG I cant stand her.

Originally posted by safety pin
what are we going to do with you and your lewd behavior? ohno: I can think of a few things. :grineyes:

i have to sing this for my choir solo. :lol: at least it's easy to memorize.

Wade in the water
Wade in the water, children
Wade in the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Well, who are these children all dressed in red?
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
Must-a-be the children that moses lead
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Wade in the water
Wade in the water, children
Wade in the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Well out of the mountain come fire an’ smoke
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
Jehovah nobody be he could’ve spoke
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Wade in the water
Wade in the water, children
Wade in the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Well, I’m walkin’ down the highway an’ the water’s gettin’ low
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.
Walkin’ down the highway, nowhere to go
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

But it’s wade in the water
Wade in the water, children
Wade in the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.
God’s a-gonna trouble the water.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I swear to God my mother is the stupidest person I know. OMG I cant stand her.

What did she do?

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
What did she do? I go to put on the TV to watch Clayton and the screen isnt showing up.. just audio. It was on standby and I couldnt get it to kick. After 20 min. I said **** it and now Im watching my tape right here -.-

AI Clay looks so much diff. than Now Clay.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I go to put on the TV to watch Clayton and the screen isnt showing up.. just audio. It was on standby and I couldnt get it to kick. After 20 min. I said **** it and now Im watching my tape right here -.- She doesnt know how to shut off the TV. We have 3 remotes because my Dad has to be difficult and hookup the sound system so it comes out of all the speakers around the room. She messes up the TV atleast once a week.

AHHH THEYRE PLAYING SHINE

I cant wait to get the book tomorrow. I s2g itll be read in a day.

15. What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors? Go to Clay events
16. What's one of my favorite things to do indoors? Ditto

Aw.

AAAAHHHH I STILL HAVE TO FINISH THIS ****ING ESSAY. I'm on the 2nd paragraph. I don't have any ****ing idea what I'm writing the 3rd one on.

AND I WANNA GO TO BED.

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION FOR SPARKNOTES.

BED. FINALLY.

:wave:

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION FOR SPARKNOTES.
A. ****ING. MEN. :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
i want one too! I decided that picture looked to...suggestive. I wanna find a new one.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
jealous i see Absolutely.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Same over here! Though one is $1.99. If I can get it down to like, $180 Id seriously give out BJs or something. Ill pay with my lips. *ignores the last comment* Gas here is like...$1.79.

Originally posted by PZelda
BAD VISUAL! BAD VISUAL! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM.

THEN IT WOULD BE TEN THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Ahh I get to watch Clayton in 20 min. :woohoo: I watched it this morning cause I taped it.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM.

THEN IT WOULD BE TEN THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.

:rofl:

Ahh maybe I'm not anticipating season 4 of AI as much as I thought I was. I loooooooove season 3... I'm gonna miss them.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I cant wait to get the book tomorrow. I s2g itll be read in a day. Buy me one too, please.

Awww my dad cleared the cookies or whatever on the computer and whenever he does that I know he's been up to something. So I looked at the history and he'd been searching ebay for clay tickets.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Awww my dad cleared the cookies or whatever on the computer and whenever he does that I know he's been up to something. So I looked at the history and he'd been searching ebay for clay tickets.

Awwww. That's so nice.

I was scared you were gonna say porn.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Awww my dad cleared the cookies or whatever on the computer and whenever he does that I know he's been up to something. So I looked at the history and he'd been searching ebay for clay tickets. !!!!!!!!!!!! *tear*

A frozen turkey crashed on my foot today.

Wheeeee and I got my book. THE PICTURES INSIDE. GUH! :faint:

AHHH OMG BRING ON THE WATERWORKS.

Goddamnit. My dad knows that sometimes when i'm asleep he wakes me up i completely unconciously say things like "ok i'll be there in a minute" and of course resume sleeping and he gets mad at me whenever it happens. good god it's just like sleepwalking, it's my stupid unconcious self doing it.

sickmoshbro 24: i think im annoying you so i'll leave you to chat with people that are less real

I hate him.

Im on an icon making spree.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im on an icon making spree.

I made an icon!!

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im on an icon making spree.
i think i'm putting way too much effort into my friends only sign.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Awwww. That's so nice.

I was scared you were gonna say porn. No...usually that's what it is.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I made an icon!!
i saw it today! :D

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
AHHH OMG BRING ON THE WATERWORKS. WAAAAAAAAAAHHH I WANT IT.

Our school's choir had cabaret night tonight where everyone sings a song from Broadway....Everyone did really good. But then they all sang "Summertime" at the end and that song makes me want to shoot myself. But they did it good.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I made an icon!! :lol:

Im just making colory ones since I learned more stuff about layers.

Have I mentioned that I want Clay's book?

I love Law & Order SVU. Im gonna miss it when my boys return.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Have I mentioned that I want Clay's book? I keep saying Im gonna read it.. but then I get distracted. First I had to eat, then Biggest Loser was on, Scrubs and SVU and soon I have to take a shower. But I keep reading random pages and Im all FHOIU*RFU *Y *(FSD*Y DONT SPOIL MYSELF.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I keep saying Im gonna read it.. but then I get distracted. First I had to eat, then Biggest Loser was on, Scrubs and SVU and soon I have to take a shower. But I keep reading random pages and Im all FHOIU*RFU *Y *(FSD*Y DONT SPOIL MYSELF. I'll read it for you.

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD.

I HONESTLY JUST SCREAMED OUTLOUD.

I MIGHT CRY.

Clay will be at Borders State and Randolph store on Monday, 12/20 at 12:30 p.m.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD.

I HONESTLY JUST SCREAMED OUTLOUD.

I MIGHT CRY.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! DETAILS. Word is theyre only giving out 150 wristbands. CAMP OUT FOR A WEEK. I WOULD.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD.

I HONESTLY JUST SCREAMED OUTLOUD.

I MIGHT CRY.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I love this song... I'm pathetic.

NEW SIG.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! DETAILS. Word is theyre only giving out 150 wristbands. CAMP OUT FOR A WEEK. I WOULD. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I screamed and woke my mom up last night...I feel really bad though because she said if we go to that during the day, she won't be able to go to the concert cause she has to work and she can't drive to Chicago. I told her to take the train. I think she's considering it. Oh my godddddddddddddddddddd DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!?!?!?

Just wanted to let you know that I called the Borders store and he will signing from 12:00 to 1:30. No later. You don't have to buy the book there and there will be no number system. First come, first served.

MY MOM SAID WE CAN CAMP OUT. BAHAHAHAHA!!

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Just wanted to let you know that I called the Borders store and he will signing from 12:00 to 1:30. No later. You don't have to buy the book there and there will be no number system. First come, first served.

MY MOM SAID WE CAN CAMP OUT. BAHAHAHAHA!!

:eek: SO YOU MIGHT MEET CLAYTON!?!

Tell him I love his mom.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Just wanted to let you know that I called the Borders store and he will signing from 12:00 to 1:30. No later. You don't have to buy the book there and there will be no number system. First come, first served.

MY MOM SAID WE CAN CAMP OUT. BAHAHAHAHA!!
I might cry. Make your Dad go and have him sign something for me. Thatd be a good secret santa gift. HINT HINT.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I might cry. Make your Dad go and have him sign something for me. Thatd be a good secret santa gift. HINT HINT. HAHAHA You'd LOVE me.

Crystal, did you watch Today?

Poor Clayby was sick. He must've gotten dressed in the dark too.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Crystal, did you watch Today?

Poor Clayby was sick. He must've gotten dressed in the dark too. My VCR decided to pull a Jeff on me and went into SP mode instead of EP mode. So now I have to DL it. Aww come here Clayton into Mama C's bed where Ill make you nice and warm. :kiss: And sweaty. :grineyes:

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
HAHAHA You'd LOVE me. Id whimper. Seriously my parents would look at me like I had 3 heads because Id be crying/shaking/screaming so badly.

Word is Clayton canceled TRL.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Word is Clayton canceled TRL. Oh darn.

:lol: We're making this diary for US history and we have to include pictures and stuff....I'm putting in a picture of Faber as the girl's husband.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
:lol: We're making this diary for US history and we have to include pictures and stuff....I'm putting in a picture of Faber as the girl's husband.

*CHOKE* Faber the carpenter?!! Why? :lol:


...Can I ask which pic it is? :D

Originally posted by PZelda
*CHOKE* Faber the carpenter?!! Why? :lol:


...Can I ask which pic it is? :D
Because Becky's in love with him.

*whistles* I stole one of yours and edited out your dad.

I need a good slogan for an insane asylum.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Because Becky's in love with him.

*whistles* I stole one of yours and edited out your dad.

:rofl: I thought it'd be one of my pics, because there's really not that many pics of him. :lol:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Word is Clayton canceled TRL. Word was right. Oh how I suffered. Carson wasnt even on.

I hate you, Amy. You're in IL...Look at all those dates for Doug Wilson's new book...He's having a booksigning and there are a handful of them in IL.

Nov 26th @ 3pm
Pages For All Ages
1201 Savoy Plaza Lane
217-351-7011
Savoy, IL

Dec 2nd @ 3:30pm
Barbara's Bookstore
Marshall Field's Store
1100 State St.
312-781-3033
Chicago, IL

Dec 4th @ 1pm
Illinois Union Bookstore
809 S. Wright Street
217-333-0437
Champaign, IL

Hm, I should call one of those #'s and see if they can hold a book for me and have him sign it.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I need a good slogan for an insane asylum.
*thinks*

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Crystal, did you watch Today?

Poor Clayby was sick. He must've gotten dressed in the dark too.

I saw it! Not the Clay part. The Elizabeth Edwards part.

Placing 3rd in about 7 challenges where there were about 20 entries for each on BCF just made my day.

My night class is tonight. I don't effing want to go...

And dear God. I CANNOT STAND MY COLLEGE ADVISOR. :mumble:

Originally posted by PZelda
I hate you, Amy. You're in IL...Look at all those dates for Doug Wilson's new book...He's having a booksigning and there are a handful of them in IL.

Nov 26th @ 3pm
Pages For All Ages
1201 Savoy Plaza Lane
217-351-7011
Savoy, IL

Dec 2nd @ 3:30pm
Barbara's Bookstore
Marshall Field's Store
1100 State St.
312-781-3033
Chicago, IL

Dec 4th @ 1pm
Illinois Union Bookstore
809 S. Wright Street
217-333-0437
Champaign, IL

Hm, I should call one of those #'s and see if they can hold a book for me and have him sign it.

OMFG DOUG.

I wish Champaign was closer. :( Me and Libby could have another TS day. Thats the only one on a weekend. And coincidentally, Doug is from Champaign.

My grandma just turned a little less evil.

I went up to eat dinner and Clay's book was sitting on my chair. :) She bought it for me today from Sam's Club for only $15.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
OMFG DOUG.

I wish Champaign was closer. :( Me and Libby could have another TS day. Thats the only one on a weekend. And coincidentally, Doug is from Champaign.

Well, the Savoy date is over Thanksgiving break. :D So why not? Unless you'll be somewhere else. :lol:

I have no patience, so I'm phoning in to get myself a copy. You can call in with a credit card and they'll hold a copy for you and have him sign it. :D

Originally posted by PZelda
Well, the Savoy date is over Thanksgiving break. :D So why not? Unless you'll be somewhere else. :lol:

I have no patience, so I'm phoning in to get myself a copy. You can call in with a credit card and they'll hold a copy for you and have him sign it. :D I've never even heard of Savoy...

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I've never even heard of Savoy...

omg: *searches Yahoo Maps*

Holy crap, it's in the same area as Champaign. So that means Doug isn't traveling far.

http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?ed=xTowJeV.wimQQVd6MsEKU7USFw--&csz=Joliet%2C+IL&country=us&tcsz=Savoy%2C+IL&tcountry=us

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
My grandma just turned a little less evil.

I went up to eat dinner and Clay's book was sitting on my chair. :) She bought it for me today from Sam's Club for only $15.

Awww that was nice of her.

Oh Sarah!!!

For Arizona Clay fans...watch AZ Midday...Clay on it 11/22

My head is POUNDING.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Oh Sarah!!!
:lol: :woohoo:

Man, I passed the civic center tonight when I came home from my night class and I was thinking to myself, "Holy ****, that's where Clay would have performed at in July" and I was all :( because that didn't happen.

Originally posted by PZelda
Man, I passed the civic center tonight when I came home from my night class and I was thinking to myself, "Holy ****, that's where Clay would have performed at in July" and I was all :( because that didn't happen. Aww. Now I feel bad.

My mom warned me that if I was reprimanded for talking in class again she was going to come to school in her curlers and sit with me all day long.
I said "Yeah right, like Vicki Lawrence in Mamas Family?"
And she said "Exactly".
I didnt believe her, so I kept on cutting up. Lo and behold I show up at class one day and there is my mama already sitting in the classroom.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
My mom warned me that if I was reprimanded for talking in class again she was going to come to school in her curlers and sit with me all day long.
I said "Yeah right, like Vicki Lawrence in Mamas Family?"
And she said "Exactly".
I didnt believe her, so I kept on cutting up. Lo and behold I show up at class one day and there is my mama already sitting in the classroom.

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh man...:lol: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1880212 http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1880342

Viiiiiiicki! <3333

Originally posted by PZelda
Holy crap, it's in the same area as Champaign. So that means Doug isn't traveling far.

http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?ed=xTowJeV.wimQQVd6MsEKU7USFw--&csz=Joliet%2C+IL&country=us&tcsz=Savoy%2C+IL&tcountry=us :( That's like an hour and a half away.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
My mom warned me that if I was reprimanded for talking in class again she was going to come to school in her curlers and sit with me all day long.
I said "Yeah right, like Vicki Lawrence in Mamas Family?"
And she said "Exactly".
I didnt believe her, so I kept on cutting up. Lo and behold I show up at class one day and there is my mama already sitting in the classroom. :lol: I read that last night and thought of Allison.

This book is great. I almost died laughing when I read the part about him getting drunk.

:lol: For me and Becky's diary project, we have a part where the girl's uncle goes insane and kills a cat....And I took a picture of a stuffed cat and used these brushes that i have that were called "Suicide" and put blood stains all around the cat and on the cat on PSP. It's my favorite part of the project.

Oh and my dad said we can't go to the book signing cause he's a piece of ****.

Then he was asking me about the tickets that he has to order today (*crosses fingers and prays for good ones*) and hes like "Wouldn't it be great if we got like...second row?" And i said "Yeahhhhh..." and he said "But..that's not going to happen."

Go die.

And you know what his excuse was? I told him that he could just drop me off and he could go sleep in a hotel or something and hes like "I leave you alone for 5 minutes outside the House of Blues and a guy comes up and asks you to buy postcards! What's going to happen if I leave you alone for 10 hours?!?!?!" :lol:

Ugh that interview sucked. The only one who gives really good interviews is Jay Leno. Oh and Jimmy Kimmel. Bahaha. Reg and Kelly asked questions we've always known. And they didnt even talk about his book really or tour.. just stupid stuff.

Wahh I have to go to so many places today. WalMart and Staples and Shaws. Oh my.

"i will not say granny's face needs ironing."
Aww now see, me and Clayton think alike. When I was 5 I told my grandmother her face looked like tree bark.

WalMart can kiss my balls.

I saved my passes to a CD so I can print them out pretty. I hung around for an hour waiting and then the lady denied me. Saying that they were professional shots and that theyd be making money of pics they didnt take. Bite me.

However I did buy Clays last book in audio there.