The last time we did "Role Play", we ended with a cliffhanger. Now to make things different, I'm adding new characters to the list. Here's the list:

Cate
Bridget
Kerry
Rory
Jim
CJ
Eddie Gibb
Kyle
Scott (Bridget's Tennis Coach)

I could start at anytime, starting with the next post.
PS - If you have a charcater you'd like to add, do so!

I'll play Cate again!:D

Great! I'll be Scott! Here's how it began...

[at the high school's fieldhouse]

Scott: Okay, girls, we're gonna steal a page from the Andy Roddick playbook. Now, I've got Bridget on the frontside court and Marisa on the other side. Now, this is the key to beating South Bloomington Hills this weekend: the blazing ace layup! Marisa: Serve one up to Bridget.
[Marisa serves the ball to Bridget and forehands the ball back to Marisa who volleys the ball back to Bridget]
Scott: Now dive, Bridget!
Bridget: [thinking] If I don't get this, Coach Scott would be madly mad and I won'tbe able to play on the Pro Tour! [gasps] That means I won't be going shopping with Maria Sharapova!
[Bridget dives for the ball, hits it, and the ball lands inside the baseline]
Scott: Yes! Now that's what I want from you girls! Now, hit the showers.
[at the house]
(doorbell rings, door opens)
Scott: Hey there, Cate. I just wanna let you know that Bridget did a good job in practice today. By the way, can we go have some ice cream again?

Cate: (declines politely) No thanks,maybe some other time...
Bridget: I sooo think you should go out!
CJ: Aunt Cate and Scotty,hottie and a nottie
Cate: Why don't you shut up?
Kerry: Before you get perverted CJ,Scott's not going out with Mom...she's WAY too much older than him.
Cate: Keeerryyy...
Kerry:Okay(sighs and exits)
Rory: I hope nothing is going on...
Jim: It's Cate's life,just because Paul is gone,doesn't mean she has to stay single forever...
Cate:Right Dad.
Bridget: We are so ready for mom to meet other guys,right?
Rory: Yeah
Kerry: I'm not sure(walks away)
Cate:Wait!

Scott: Cate, can I ask you to do me a favor, not as co-workers, but from person to person. I'm trying to find a student coach to help the team when I'm at departmental meetings, or when I'm sick. I want Bridget to become that student coach. I see a lot of oppurtunities in her that are yet to be revealed. So, what do you say?
Bridget: I would love to! Thanks, mom! [hug] Thanks, coach! [hug and kiss] (thinking) Whoa...I can't believe I'm kissing my tennis coach/future husband! Better make the most of it.
Scott: (thinking) Whoa...I can't believe the best player on the team is kissing me! Better make the most of it.
CJ: (thinking) Whoa...I can't believe I'm seeing this! Better make the most of it. (out loud) Hey, Rory, wanna shoot hoops?
Rory: HORSE.
CJ: You're on! [CJ and Rory leave]
Kerry: (thinking) Ew...I can't believe Bridget's kissing Scott! Better make the most of it. [looks up] God? Are you there? Please tell me this isn't happening!

Cate: Bridget ... it's illegal to kiss him! You're a minor! But it is okay for me to kiss him...(Cate steps in front of Scott,and they kiss)
*Rory walks in with CJ*
CJ: Oh whoa woah,Aunt Cate*sheepish grin*
Rory: Yuckkk!*makes a face*
*They both run*
Cate: What the hell was that?
Bridget: They are just plain stupid...
Kerry: Mom,why did you have to kiss Scott,barf
Cate: Because,(looks at Scott) I want to go out with him. I really like him. What do you say Scott?

Scott: Uh...sure. How 'bout this Saturday? You don't mind me bringing a friend, right? Oh, and one more thing, can you bring Bridget along too? Thanks!

Cate:Let's hope his friend is under 21...
Kerry:Yeah,she's a minor .
Bridget: A what?
Cate:You are a minor ,y'know like under 18?
Bridget: I will be 18 soon though...
but I don't want to ruin chances between you and Scott. So just say that you want just the two of you.
Cate: Ok,Scott,but on one condition,it just has to be the two of us,I don't want any awkwardness.

Scott: Fine by me.
[the next night]
(doorbell rings)
Cate: [upstairs] CJ, Can you get that?
CJ: Okay, Aunt Cate! [opens door]
Scott: Is Cate there?
CJ: Hold on one sec there, Baron Von Kissalot. [screams] Your date's here!
Cate: [upstairs] Tell him to wait one second!
CJ: Okay! She'll be down in one sec. So...what else you got?
Scott: Do you wanna meet my friend?
CJ: If she's hot, then yes. If she's like anyone of my ex-girlfriends, nyet.
Scott: Okay. Meet my sister, Mindy.
[Mindy (played by Lindsay Lohan) enters]
Mindy: Uh, hi.
CJ: Whoa. [to Scott] Did I tell you that you're one lucky man? [to Mindy] So...wanna have dinner with the Ceejmeister?
Mindy: [laughs] You're so funny! Maybe some other time.
[Cate and Bridget enter downstairs]
Scott: Um, Cate, Bridget, this is my sister, Mindy. Mindy, this is Cate Hennessy, my co-worker at school, and her daughter Bridget, who's the top tennis player on the team I coach.

Cate:Uh,CJ don't look at Mindy like that!
Rory:Yuk!
Bridget: Eew!
CJ: Pulease go out with me!*smiles*
Cate: Eww,barf. Come on Scott,lets go.
CJ: You go out with your future husband while I try to make a move on Mindy!
Cate: Shut Up!
Mindy: Eew!(runs to Bridget and the two run upstairs)
CJ: My sweetheart,wait!(runs after Mindy with his lips puckered )

[upstairs, Kerry is reading Danielle Steel]
(knock on door)
Kerry: Come in.
[Bridget and Mindy Enter]
Kerry: Um, Bridg, who is she?
Bridget: Kerry, This is Coach Scott's sister, Mindy.
Mindy: Hey, You're reading Danielle Steel. Did you just recently break up with somebody?
Kerry: Yeah...
Mindy: Um, Bridget, what's the deal with CJ?
Bridget: Oh, CJ's our cousin who sooo wants to get with a girl badly.
Kerry: He's a Don Juan Desperado.
Bridget: Mr. One Night Score.
Kerry: Ew!
Mindy: I dunno. He seems kinda hot.
[Bridget and Kerry Gasp]
Kerry: What?
Mindy: I secretly like bad boys.

Cate(walks in): You must be crazy.CJ's been girlcrazy since he was ten!
Kerry:Eww!
Bridget:Yuk!
Cate: I know,unfortunally(sighs )
Jim: He was and still is a ladies man
Cate: Daaaad!
Jim: Shut Up
Cate: No you shut up!
Jim:No you shut up
Bridget:You both shut up!
Kerry:aarg!
CJ:Me ears are burning,do I hear y'all talking about me???
Cate: This is an A B conversation,CJ,so C your way out of it!
Rory:That is so lame,mom
Cate: How lame would it be for me to show up in the new minivan in my pj's???
Rory:Very lame.
Cate: So now don't you call me lame,or I'll break your new guitar.Hah!(grins)
CJ:OOh a threat!!!

Scott: [yells] CATE!!! Are you coming or what?!
Cate: Coming! Bye, Kerry. [kiss] Bridget. [kiss] CJ. [doesn't kiss him]
CJ: Hey! Where's my goodbye kiss? [makes puppy dog look] I still wuv you. Oh! Oh! [door closes] Ohhh!
Kerry: Tough luck, Dorkenstein.
CJ: Now where was I? Oh, yeah. Mindy, If you can't go out to dinner with me, at least let me take you Mini-Golfing at Lord Putterhead's Fun Faire!
Mindy: Sure! Do you have a car?
CJ: I used to, but Frodo Gampins here torched it, and I'm trying to save enough money to get another one.
Bridget: Grampy, Can we borrow your station wagon?
Jim: Sure...If I'm the one who's coming! Plus, The Rockford Files is on in 10 minutes.
CJ: Oh, come on, Gampy! This is my only shot with Mindy! Pleease?
Jim: Oh, okay! But everybody's coming.
Kerry: [thinking sarcastically] Thank God.
Jim: Including you too, Kerry.
Kerry: What?
Jim: It won't be the same without you.
Kerry: Oh, all right.
CJ: Sweet!

(at Lord Putterhead's Fun Faire Entertainment Center)
Mindy: So, CJ, I heard you once became a roadie for Aerosmith?
CJ: I did, but I turned down the offer to be more of a "role model."
Mindy: See? That's what I like about you: you're sweet, honest, and naughty.
CJ: Naughty?! But I--
[Mindy slaps CJ's butt]
CJ: Ooh! You're on!
[CJ and Mindy walk away, Bridget, Kerry, Rory, and Jim enter]
Jim: What were they talking about?
Kerry: I think he's telling the Aerosmith story again.
Bridget: [pulls out her binoculars] Oh, god. Oh, my God! What is Mindy doing to CJ? Why is she taking off his shirt?
Mindy: Oh, butterfingers! Sorry for squirting ketchup all over your shirt.
CJ: That's okay. When I worked as a mall security officer, stuff like this happens.
Bridget: Ew!
Kerry: Let me see that. [takes binoculars away and looks] Oh, god, no! Oh, no! Aah!
Jim: Girls! What's going on?
[Bridget and Kerry clamor]
Jim: One at a time! One at a time!
Bridget: Mindy was taking CJ's shirt off...
Kerry: ...and she dragged him into the bushes!
Jim: Let me see that! [takes binoculars away and looks] Oh. It looks like Mindy was just using the ball washer to clean CJ's ketchup-stained shirt.
Bridget and Kerry:Oh...
Kerry: Let's just play some mini-golf while CJ goes into hey-hey!-ville.
Jim: Rory, hold on to these binoculars while I go to the john.
Rory: Okay. [looks into binoculars] Oh, my...Twins. What would CJ do?
CJ: [voiceover] If you want to hit on more than one girl, there are three rules. Rule number one: Multitask. Rule number two: Multitask. And rule number three: Sing the Coors Light song before you make your move.
Rory: Okay. [sings] I love workin' at the mall, Pistons basketball, Hangin' with my friends...and twins! Thanks, CJ!
CJ: [voiceover] No problem.
Rory: [shouts to Bridget and Kerry] And I Love You Too!

Cate:Eeew barf.
Jim:You sound like Kerry!
(few moments later)
Cate: I don't know,but I like you Scott.
Scott: Me too.
(they lock lips)
*Kerry and Bridget w/ Mindy and CJ walk by. Rory is tagging along w.a Big Gulp. They have hot dogs and sodas,and when Kerry sees Cate she drops her food on the ground*

Bridget:How embarrassing*sighs*
*Jim walks in. He is holding a Big Gulp*
Jim: Cate!
Cate: Jim,kids,Mindy,CJ???What are you doing here???
Jim: Just decided to take the kids out w/ their friends to the putt putt course.

CJ: How'd the date go?
Cate: We had dinner at Smokey Robinson's Fish House.
Bridget: Where's Smokey Robinson's Fish House?
Kerry: [hits Bridget] It's across the street, doofy! Anyways, why'd you end up here?
Cate: Scott wanted to challenge himself on the launchpad hole.
Scott: I don't get it. Everytime I hit the ball into the middle, it always comes back to me! [looks at watch] Oh, dear. Um, Cate, It's getting kinda late. I'll see ya tomorrow. Come on, Mindy. We should be going.
Mindy: Bye CJ. Please call me. (writes number on napkin with lipstick)
CJ: See ya. [looks at napkin] Hmm...
Kerry: You know this is not as bad as the time Mom first dated Principal Gibb.
Bridget: [thinking] Ew, Mom dating Principal Gibb. Now that's a nice thought...not! [out loud] So, Mom, will there be a third date?
Cate: I dunno...maybe.

[the next day at the high school's fieldhouse]
Scott: Okay, girls, before we start practice, one of our student trainers will work with us for the rest of the season. Brandon?
[Brandon (played by Ryan Cabrera) enters]
Brandon: Hey, girls.
Scott: Now if you need anything, ice packs, help with stretches, body taping, just ask Brandon. He'll help you with anything. Now, let's hop to it!
Rachel Sharpe: Hey, Bridget, I heard there's a lot of rumors about you flying around school.
Bridget: What rumors?
Rachel: Isn't it true that your mom is dating our coach?
Bridget: Yeah, duh!
Rachel: Isn't it also true that you gave a little our coach a little "mouth-to-mouth resuscitation" when you were named student coach?
Bridget: Yeah, duh!
Rachel: And isn't it true that during the time coach spoke, you trying to make a move on Brandon?
Bridget: What?!
Rachel: Oh, come on. You know that you really like Brandon.
Bridget: [gasps] I do not! I only like him because he has the hottest hair in school! How does he do it?
Rachel: Well, go ask him.
Bridget: Rachel, I don't need a ice pack. I don't need one of my body parts taped. And I surely don't need help with some stretches...Wait! Brandon? [whistles]
Brandon: Yes? Oh, hey, Bridget. I didn't know you were on the tennis team. What do you need?
Bridget: I need some help on the shoulder blades.
Brandon: Okay. Spread your feet apart...clasp your hands behind your neck and lean to the side and back for 10 seconds. Don't worry. I'll catch you if you fall.
Bridget: Okay. [does stretch] Um, Brandon? How do you get hair like that?
Brandon: I usually go to TechnoCuts on 3 Mile. I always ask for Francesca.
Bridget: I thought you did your own hair...like Edward Scissorhands.
Brandon: [chuckles] That's what I like about you: you're sweet, sassy, funny, intelligent. No wonder we sit next to each other in Physics Class.
Bridget: Aww....thanks, Brandon. [hugs] I'll call you if you need anything.

CJ: Honestly Aunt Cate,YOU blew up our garage
Cate: Sorry....(starts crying)
Jim: Look, you made her cry!
Scott: It's ok Cate... (takes her aside)
Cate: (sniffs) Honestly I didn't mean to...that damn football!
Everything's gone topsy turvy since Paul died!

Originally posted by katefandream04
CJ: Honestly Aunt Cate,YOU blew up our garage
Cate: Sorry....(starts crying)
Jim: Look, you made her cry!
Scott: It's ok Cate... (takes her aside)
Cate: (sniffs) Honestly I didn't mean to...that damn football!
Everything's gone topsy turvy since Paul died!

CJ: [wakes up and screams] What a weird thanksgiving I had! (looks at clock and calls Mindy, Jim enters the room)
Mindy? It's CJ. Call me back. (hangs up and hides cell phone) Morning, Gampy. How's the jog?
Jim: CJ, It's 9:30 in the morning, and you have the audacity to call your date from last night?!
CJ: I can't help it, pushpop. She's really, really nice to me, and I'm really, really nice to her. It's not like our date was an extended game of grab-ass!
Jim: CJ, I wouldn't lie to you. I've watch your actions with Mindy last night, and I'd hate to admit this, but the both of you kinda freaked me out when she dragged you in the bushes.
CJ: [sarcastically] Yeah, that's really nice, Gampy, but I don't give a crap about what you think happened when I was dragged in the bushes at Lord Putterhead's Fun Faire. Now out of my way. I gotta shower.
[turns on shower]
CJ: Ow, my ass!

[Later that morning]
Rory: Gramps, you got mail.
[throws letter in front of Jim]
Jim: Bill, Bill, Second notice, Bill, junk, junk, junk. I'll give the bills to CJ. Wait a minute! I could win a free Porsche! Aw, what the hell, I'll probably give this one to Bridget. Maybe she wants a [Bridget overhears Jim] red 911 Turbo with a crankin' sound system, convertible top and a top of the line engine where you could from go 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds!
[Bridget faints]
Jim: Did you hear something?

[doorbell rings]
Rory:I'll get it!
[opens door]
Mindy: Is CJ home?
Rory:[looks at Mindy's boobs] Good...god...almighty!
Jim: Rory! Stop looking at CJ's Girl's...melons...oh, god. Cate!!!

Rory: Are those real? I mean, CJ's coming.
Cate: Rory Joseph Hennessy! What the hell are you doing?
CJ: Don't ask what's going on, Mindy. Let's get the hizell outta here.

Cate: Don't you take that tone with me*pulls CJ by the ear*

CJ: Why me, Aunt Cate? WHY ME?!

[close up to Bridget: fade into dream sequence, Shaft-style music plays]
Bridget: Who's the girl with the drop-top Porsche? Bridget! Bridget! Who's the girl who can't have it worse?
Bridget's friends: Bridget Hennessy!
Bridget: Damn Right.
Boys: We can dig it!
Bridget: Break it down!
[Britney Spears' Do Somethin' plays, elaborate dance sequence]
Bridget: I see you lookin' over here
Can't you tell I'm havin' fun?
If you care like I know
You would stop
Starin' at me
And get your own space
And do somethin'
Kerry: [running] Bridget! Bridget! [gasps]
Bridget: I see you lookin' at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me...
Kerry: Yeah, I'll do somethin', all right! Come on! Wake up!
Bridget: Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat...
[awake]...Why don't you do somethin'?
[Kerry and Bridget scream]