What are some of the outrageous and unexplainable fears you have? Now I dont mean water, bees, heights, etc.. Im talking about getting attacked by a lion, having the roof of your house cave in, or getting your toe stuck in the tub drain. Things that just dont happen everyday, but its still a weird fear you have.

For some reason, Ive always been afraid of my eyes falling out of my sockets. I think that if I rub my eyes too hard or am trying to get an eyelash out and the lid is open too much, that the eye is just gonna like.. pop out on the floor. Its weird but it freaks me out.

I always used to be afraid that someone was going to shoot through my bedroom windeow while i was sleeping...weird huh?

That my kitten will die. I mean, okay, so it's not outrageous, but she's only 5 months old and in ideal health. I guess I'm just a major pessimist.

that someone would come break in my house and burn it. I got over it though.

Trees falling down during storms onto my house. Thanks Gramma :) People, how about people? Everyone thinks it's a joke when I say I am...but I'm serious. I'm just so afraid of people.

Originally posted by MissZero
I always used to be afraid that someone was going to shoot through my bedroom windeow while i was sleeping...weird huh? Oh Im like that too! At night time, I have this fear that, if Im standing in front of a window Ill get shot.. like if someone drives by or something. Its weird. I also have this inexplainable fear of mirrors and reflections in the dark. I avoid looking into them if its not bright in the room. I fear that if I look in them when its dark Ill see something I dont want to see.

I don't have this fear anymore, but I did for a while in 7th grade. I used to take this route to school where we had to drive on a gravel road...Um, yeah. There were no stop or yield signs or anything like that on the gravel road we took - we would go on a four-way intersection and then turn the corner. Every day when I went to school that fall, I was always scared every time we turned the corner. I also had a bad feeling every time...It stuck w/ me the entire fall and just right before winter started. Finally, that December, there was a fatal car accident on that corner where we drove on. Two cars were approaching the intersection, one southbound and another westbound. Neither slowed down when they got to the corner...One of the drivers was seriously injured and the other was killed on impact. After that happened, they put up two yield signs at the corner, and then I stopped being so scared.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Oh Im like that too! At night time, I have this fear that, if Im standing in front of a window Ill get shot.. like if someone drives by or something. Its weird. I also have this inexplainable fear of mirrors and reflections in the dark. I avoid looking into them if its not bright in the room. I fear that if I look in them when its dark Ill see something I dont want to see.

OMG Me too with mirrors...I won't even put a big one in my room. Yeah and I'm also really afraid of getting kidnapped it's so weird.

I'm dead afraid of a bridge collapsing while I'm on it.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
I'm dead afraid of a bridge collapsing while I'm on it. I get like that, too.

Originally posted by MissZero
I always used to be afraid that someone was going to shoot through my bedroom windeow while i was sleeping...weird huh? I have nightmares like that every so often. Not always are they trying to shoot me but someone is threatening my life. They're breaking into my bedrooom window. I wake myself up struggling to shout at them or hit them but I can't get my body to cooperate with my emotions, because I'm dreaming. It's a horrible nightmare that I have lived through over and over in various ways for years now. Strange. I don't get it.:confused: :eek:

Oh God. Where to begin?

Let's see.

- If I'm in the bathroom, and the shower curtain is closed, I have to leave the room. I cannot have it closed. I can't even open it. I just leave.
- I'm ALWAYS afraid I'm going to get in trouble. ALWAYS. Even for just... walking. Seriously, I'll be in school, and I'll walk to the desk, and I'm afraid I'm gonna get in trouble.
- The whole bridge collapsing thing.
- That my house is going to catch on fire while I'm sleeping. That actually did happen once, but it was raining - praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
- I'm scared that someone is going to break into my room. Which is ... ugh, I guess I figure cos the second floor is harder to get into, they'll do it. Or something.

I don't even feel like going on anymore.

i have a lot of fears, so much it's partly why i hate living. i basically never feel safe.

my house burning down. i'm so scared of that happening i have a big bag of stuff i could never replace like my moms bible in my closet so i can grab it and throw it out my window in case it does.

standing on a bridge or balcony, i can't help but worry about it collapsing.

looking in the mirror and thinking i'm gonna see something that's not there. mirrors scare the hell out of me. this story on beyond belief that was true.. my eyes get all teary when i think about how scared i'd be.

there's a lot more.. but most of all i can't be in the dark by myself. it takes me EVERYTHING i have to go outside, just in my yard, for not even 30 seconds at night alone. when i go to the kitchen or something at night i keep turning on lights on my way there and turn them off if i go back. a lot of times when i'm in a room by myself, usually at night, i get a feeling something bad is gonna happen and i run out of the room. i'm probably most scared of the bathroom because there's no windows. seriously, whenever i accidently turn off the light i start breathing harder and frantically feel around for the light switch. oh god there's so much more. i don't even want a house to myself. for one thing i would seriously panic if the power went out at night.

I'm afraid of a few kinds of weeds, especially one called "Sowthistle."

When I used to live in an apartment with my mom I was afraid of being alone in the apartment with the door unlocked. I would lock the door when she would leave even if it just for a few minutes to take out the garbage or go to the car. It was almost like I was paranoid that someone would come and shoot me or something. :p

I also freak out when I see a maplebug. I know they're harmless creatures, but I freak out just the same.

Also, being stared at. Doesn't matter whether I'm stared at by strangers, family, friends, or just acquaintances. I know logically, I shouldn't be concerned because usually people don't know why they stare, they just do, but it still makes me uncomfortable. I automatically think something must be very wrong. I'm paranoid that way. :p

Being in a convenience store or bank and it getting robbed. If it weren't for Pay at the Pump and drive-ups, I'd be a basketcase. My dad makes fun of me for it.

Drive-by shootings.

I used to be hugely fearful of lighting matches. No biggie anymore.

Driving on bridges.

Teenagers.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤

For some reason, Ive always been afraid of my eyes falling out of my sockets. I think that if I rub my eyes too hard or am trying to get an eyelash out and the lid is open too much, that the eye is just gonna like.. pop out on the floor. Its weird but it freaks me out.
I really don't think you have to worry. The eye is held in place from the back by the optic nerve.

Originally posted by MissZero
OMG Me too with mirrors...I won't even put a big one in my room. Yeah and I'm also really afraid of getting kidnapped it's so weird. Im the same way too! As soon as the sun goes down.. so do my shades.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Oh God. Where to begin?

Let's see.

- If I'm in the bathroom, and the shower curtain is closed, I have to leave the room. I cannot have it closed. I can't even open it. I just leave.
- I'm ALWAYS afraid I'm going to get in trouble. ALWAYS. Even for just... walking. Seriously, I'll be in school, and I'll walk to the desk, and I'm afraid I'm gonna get in trouble.
AHH I forgot about the shower curtain! If its closed and I gotta go I always check. Even though I know no one is in there, I feel if I dont look someones gonna pop out. Crazy I know.

As for getting in trouble.. Im the same way. Im always afraid something will be found out about my past or something and Ill get in trouble. Not that I have a past, :lol: but I tend to get paranoid.

Originally posted by Fleet
I really don't think you have to worry. The eye is held in place from the back by the optic nerve. :lol: Oh believe me I know.. but it still freaks me out lol.

Ohh yah I wont light a match either. Once last year I had to light the pellet stove on the porch, and I was holding the match with tongs. It wouldnt work so finally I just held it. Well, I got so startled when I finally got it lit that I dropped it on the floor. It was already out by then though.

As for bridges and buildings.. if Im really high up I cant look directly down. And if theres no railing or its no that tall, I stay atleast 10 feet away. Im like that too on NYC subways. They have that line to stand so youre not too close to the edge. Even that is too close. I get all freaked out that if I stand anywhere near the edge, that some freak is just gonna come and push me in the ditch and then I cant get out. Ay papi.

I'm affraid of booths. :lol: Whenever I go out to eat I make sure they sit me at a table. This is just some strange fear that I've had since I was little.

Originally posted by DAX
I'm affraid of booths. :lol: Whenever I go out to eat I make sure they sit me at a table. This is just some strange fear that I've had since I was little.

I hate sitting on the outside of the booth. I have to sit by the wall. It's like, I don't like being exposed or something. I'm weird.

windows at night. I always make it my top nighttime priority to close all the blinds downstairs because whenever I walk by the windows in the front of my house (dining room particularly) I'm always afraid someone might be looking in spying on me. Its weird:eek:

I'm also about sleeping without a comforter because if a burglar came I could hide easier with them.

Basically my whole fear is burglars and my second is fire.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Oh Im like that too! At night time, I have this fear that, if Im standing in front of a window Ill get shot.. like if someone drives by or something. Its weird. I also have this inexplainable fear of mirrors and reflections in the dark. I avoid looking into them if its not bright in the room. I fear that if I look in them when its dark Ill see something I dont want to see.

Im exactly the same way.

Originally posted by Jen1989
What about blankets? I bet sleeping without a comforter in the winter must make it very cold. I'd hate that.

Nope but I used to use a comforter all year round because I thought it'd hide me from burglars. I won't even get into what I do now:eek: ;)

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
windows at night. I always make it my top nighttime priority to close all the blinds downstairs because whenever I walk by the windows in the front of my house (dining room particularly) I'm always afraid someone might be looking in spying on me. Its weird:eek:

I'm also about sleeping without a comforter because if a burglar came I could hide easier with them.

Same here, I hate looking out windows at night, its so freaky. And I also use a comforter all year round.

Originally posted by The Modfather
Same here, I hate looking out windows at night, its so freaky. And I also use a comforter all year round.

For a while I slept on the floor with a heavy beanbag over me with a comforter and many pillows so it would look like it was just a pile of junk.:lol:

I used to be really paranoid about drive bys. And I'm terrified of getting car jacked. I like stop breathing when I'm at a red light and someone is walking down the street.

And I'm like the exact opposite about heights. I can't look up at a really tall building.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
:lol: Oh believe me I know.. but it still freaks me out lol.

Ohh yah I wont light a match either. Once last year I had to light the pellet stove on the porch, and I was holding the match with tongs. It wouldnt work so finally I just held it. Well, I got so startled when I finally got it lit that I dropped it on the floor. It was already out by then though.

As for bridges and buildings.. if Im really high up I cant look directly down. And if theres no railing or its no that tall, I stay atleast 10 feet away. Im like that too on NYC subways. They have that line to stand so youre not too close to the edge. Even that is too close. I get all freaked out that if I stand anywhere near the edge, that some freak is just gonna come and push me in the ditch and then I cant get out. Ay papi.

I used to be REALLY freaked out over heights...But I've pretty much gotten over my fear of heights...LOL, when I was in England earlier this year, we stayed in a hotel that was on the 5th floor. That was their top floor...Anyway, the windows in our hotel room didn't have screens on them - so one night, when I was bored, I looked out the window...Saw that there was a ledge right below the window...So I opened it, crawled out a little and sat on the ledge to take pictures of London at night. The whole time, I wasn't afraid of falling, and I was 5 floors up. It was pretty cool. ;)

I have stupid illogical fears of being paranoid and annoying people, especially individual people I want to impress. For instance, someone offered kind friendship after I asked him out (I didn't know he is gay - My gaydar sucks!! :p). He was touched, and he offered friendship. We got to talk and kinda hang out at my job in the summer (he was taking two computer classes). Now, I realized I should've taken advantage of that because it was sooo nice!!! Now I don't get to see/hear from him often (he's a very busy person!!), and I kinda get obsessed (a few other times in my life other than this situation). I am just touched by people's kindness and generosity and kinda obsess over them trying not to lose their friendship. I am like a hermit crab who, once I pinch, it's hard for me to let go. :( ;)

I'm afraid of eating mushrooms and coconut.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I hate sitting on the outside of the booth. I have to sit by the wall. It's like, I don't like being exposed or something. I'm weird.

I'm just the opposite. I can't sit by the wall. I feel boxed in.

I have to sit on the outside.

Originally posted by I am Him
I'm just the opposite. I can't sit by the wall. I feel boxed in.

I have to sit on the outside.

See I am like that in a movie theater. I have to sit on the aisle. My friends hate that!

I used to have dreams a lot that I was falling from the sky. It was crazy. :crazy:

Balloons--Since I was a kid I've had a fear of them. I'm okay with mylar balloons, but regular ones, don't want them near me. It ties in with my fear of loud noises.

I'm deathly afraid of ever having to have ANY eye surgery. I could hardly bring myself to type that.

I'm also afraid I'll wake up one day catatonic and/or severely mentally unstable.

In order to get me on another plane you would have to put in a central line and pump me full of valium. When I was in 8th grade I had a horrible plane experience.

Nazi's and being put in a concentration camp.

Originally posted by ~*Twist Of Kate*~
Balloons--Since I was a kid I've had a fear of them. I'm okay with mylar balloons, but regular ones, don't want them near me. It ties in with my fear of loud noises.

I used to be afraid of going to 4th of July Parades/fireworks, because I also used to be very scared of loud noises. I'd sit through the whole thing with my hands over my ears. Somehow I've overcome that fear.

When I was little I was afraid of vampires because of Are You Afraid of the Dark, so I put a blanket around my neck each night.

Originally posted by ~*Twist Of Kate*~
Balloons--Since I was a kid I've had a fear of them. I'm okay with mylar balloons, but regular ones, don't want them near me. It ties in with my fear of loud noises. I'm not terrified of them, especially not like when I was little...but still, I always have to plug my ears if I know one's going to pop.

Another illogical phobia I have:

-I am not a phone person, so I panic when I am put on the spot to answer phones. I feel like I am going to freeze or say something stupid or even say the wrong thing. My sister gets annoyed when I am home alone and she sees someone's call on the caller ID and asks me, "What did so-and-so say?" and I tell her I didn't answer. Then, she asks me why I didn't answer and teases me about it. I don't tell her the truth, so I find myself compulsively lying that I didn't hear it, I didn't get to it on time, I was busy, etc. It's already getting old! :(

I locked my keys in my apartment one night and my car the next day, so now I'm paranoid about having my keys with me all the time. And I can't even have them in my pocket. It has to be hanging from one of my belt loops.

I used to be afraid of the drain in the bathtub and the sink. I would have to get out and then let the water out when I was little. :lol:

Originally posted by Brent88
I used to be afraid of the drain in the bathtub and the sink. I would have to get out and then let the water out when I was little. :lol: Must've never seen that Rugrats episode about how you can't get sucked down the drain, then. :(

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I hate sitting on the outside of the booth. I have to sit by the wall. It's like, I don't like being exposed or something. I'm weird.

Actually, I am just the opposite. It is sitting by the wall with people on both sides of me that freaks me out. I guess I feel confined and that is what makes me so uncomfortable.

car fires.

Originally posted by TheAnswerMan
car fires.
What about awaking one morning to find your car AND another car on fire? That happened to me last December!!! :(

when i was in mexico the truck we were in almost exploded, it was a fuel fire....one of the mexicans video taped it haha

Originally posted by PZelda
I used to be REALLY freaked out over heights...But I've pretty much gotten over my fear of heights...LOL, when I was in England earlier this year, we stayed in a hotel that was on the 5th floor. That was their top floor...Anyway, the windows in our hotel room didn't have screens on them - so one night, when I was bored, I looked out the window...Saw that there was a ledge right below the window...So I opened it, crawled out a little and sat on the ledge to take pictures of London at night. The whole time, I wasn't afraid of falling, and I was 5 floors up. It was pretty cool. ;) No way in hell Id ever do that!!

As for the booth thing, Im the same way. Its not a fear though... more like a paranoia. I have to sit on the inside and I have to choose which side I want if Im with someone. I like to be up against the wall so Im facing everybody. If Im on the otherside where my backside is facing everyone Im not comfortable at all.

Originally posted by Jen1989
Mylar Balloons? I haven't heard of those. How are they different? I also can't handle loud noises. I hate when people pop balloons.

There's a different material they use to make them.

These are mylar balloons. :)



http://www.uihealthcare.com/depts/volunteerprogram/giftshop/images/balloonlg.jpg

I hate when people rub balloons..ugh!

Originally posted by Dutabi84
I used to be afraid of going to 4th of July Parades/fireworks, because I also used to be very scared of loud noises. I'd sit through the whole thing with my hands over my ears. Somehow I've overcome that fear.

I used to do that too. We've gone to the beach a couple times to see them and it was way too loud. It still is. If I go see them, I'll go down by Home Depot and watch them go off over the river.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
I used to be afraid of going to 4th of July Parades/fireworks, because I also used to be very scared of loud noises. I'd sit through the whole thing with my hands over my ears. Somehow I've overcome that fear. I used to be terrified of the big drums.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Its weird. I also have this inexplainable fear of mirrors and reflections in the dark. I avoid looking into them if its not bright in the room. I fear that if I look in them when its dark Ill see something I dont want to see. I second that!! The Bloody Mary Story has always crept me out, LOL, even when I was a little kid! :eek:

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
I second that!! The Bloody Mary Story has always crept me out, LOL, even when I was a little kid! :eek: Ahh, I remember that. I was so paranoid because of things other kids would tell me.

I have always had this fear of being buried alive! I told my husband to cremate me when the time comes!;)

And as several of you know I have always had a fear of clowns. So does Karly!:eek:

Ahh my fears.. standing on a bridge and it collapses.. being on top of a skyscraper and looking down and someone pushes me off from behind (yeah that's weird).. my house getting broken into or being murdered in my sleep.. and I hate the feeling like there's someone else in your house.. I usually go to my downstairs bathroom to brush my teeth.. by this time my whole family's sleeping, so I go down there alone to brush my teeth, and if the shower curtain's closed, I HAVE to open it to make sure noone's there.. it's like a ritual.. a very strange ritual :lol:

When I was a little kid I used to be afraid of a frog or something jumping out of the toilet while I was still sitting on it.


I don't think you guys really needed to know that but ah well.

I was always afraid that a murder was gonna come into my house and kill everyone. I still kinda have that fear, but not as much.

I kinda fear being kidnapped, but not as much as I was little.

I used to be afraid of the Texas Chainsaw Killer after my cousin told me about the movie..actually it was just last year

I used to have a fear of fire.
My current fear is probably a serial killer coming in my house, I also have a huge fear of bees and spiders...

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
When I was a little kid I used to be afraid of a frog or something jumping out of the toilet while I was still sitting on it.


I don't think you guys really needed to know that but ah well.

I had a frog fear, but instead of jumping out of the toilet, I was afraid one would jump out of the radiator at night.

Originally posted by Princess2003
See I am like that in a movie theater. I have to sit on the aisle. My friends hate that!

In stadium type seating, I want as close to the aisle (without being on the aisle) as I can get because I don't like walking over people. But still can't sit on the aisle seat.

Originally posted by swedeace
Another illogical phobia I have:

-I am not a phone person, so I panic when I am put on the spot to answer phones. I feel like I am going to freeze or say something stupid or even say the wrong thing. My sister gets annoyed when I am home alone and she sees someone's call on the caller ID and asks me, "What did so-and-so say?" and I tell her I didn't answer. Then, she asks me why I didn't answer and teases me about it. I don't tell her the truth, so I find myself compulsively lying that I didn't hear it, I didn't get to it on time, I was busy, etc. It's already getting old! :(

I'm getting better, but making calls is not something I dearly enjoy. The thought of having to used to make me go into full panic attack mode.

More I thought of:

Being stared at by other motorists while I'm driving. You'd think I was the prettiest girl in the world the way some guys stare at me. Makes me very uncomfortable when anyone stares at me.

Being arrested and sent to jail. I've never done anything to illicit that, but it scares me to no end.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I also have a huge fear of bees and spiders...

When I was younger I was so afraid of spiders. I remember playing a computer game with these really ugly tarantulas in it and I saw one and I screamed so loud everyone thought something was really wrong. i will always remember that. But now I don't like spiders, but I'm not afraid of them as much as I used to be.

Heres my stupidest fear. When listening to the radio there was this one song that really scared me for some reason, it was some Gwen Stefani song, but I like it now.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I also have a huge fear of bees and spiders...

When I was younger I was so afraid of spiders. I remember playing a computer game with these really ugly tarantulas in it and I saw one and I screamed so loud everyone thought something was really wrong. i will always remember that. But now I don't like spiders, but I'm not afraid of them as much as I used to be.

I'm terrified of spiders....I was playing a PS2 game with spiders in it and I screamed too! My brother ended up playing the game for me

Originally posted by Superstar
I'm terrified of spiders....I was playing a PS2 game with spiders in it and I screamed too! My brother ended up playing the game for me

Spiders are EVIL!:eek:

Originally posted by Penny Lane
And as several of you know I have always had a fear of clowns. So does Karly!:eek:

Clowns, spiders, water, heights do you ever even leave the house?

Bees, Wasps, anything from the part of the insect family, I have had a deathly fear of them for a very long time :eek:

Originally posted by I am Him
Clowns, spiders, water, heights do you ever even leave the house?

Do you ever stop being an *******?

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do you ever stop being an *******?


:lol: SCORE! ;)

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do you ever stop being an *******?

I never started, so take your two cents, and put it towards an enema. That way you can finally unlodge the corncob stuck up your *******.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do you ever stop being an *******?

Haha..I think he was just suggesting that with all those fears, that she might not be able to leave the house.. :lol:

Originally posted by I am Him
I never started, so take your two cents, and put it towards an enema. That way you can finally unlodge the corncob stuck up your *******.

was that necessary?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
was that necessary?:rolleyes:

Consider the source ;)

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Consider the source ;)

:p

Anyway back on topic, I used to be extremely afraid of fire alarms. Every time we had a fire drill I'd scream and put my hands over my ears. I got over it in 4th grade.

he he. I like fights.:D

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
:p

Anyway back on topic, I used to be extremely afraid of fire alarms. Every time we had a fire drill I'd scream and put my hands over my ears. I got over it in 4th grade.

:eek: I hated them too, they would freak me out so bad, I hate loud sounds like that :eek:

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
he he. I like fights.:D

:lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:eek: I hated them too, they would freak me out so bad, I hate loud sounds like that :eek:

At my old house I lived in for a year, a spider made a web in the fire alarm and it would at any random time go off. I used to cry whenever we'd return to that house because I hated the stupid fire alarm. It was louder than the ones at my school:eek:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
:p

Anyway back on topic, I used to be extremely afraid of fire alarms. Every time we had a fire drill I'd scream and put my hands over my ears. I got over it in 4th grade.

People are always setting off fire alarms in my school.....when we go into the hall everybody is like AAAAAAAHHHHHH. most people are just fooling around though

Originally posted by Superstar
People are always setting off fire alarms in my school.....when we go into the hall everybody is like AAAAAAAHHHHHH. most people are just fooling around though

thats bad:eek:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
was that necessary? :rolleyes:

If you would stop rolling your eyes and use them for reading you would see that it was nessessary. The reason is quoted in the same post you quoted.

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
thats bad:eek:


I know...I have a feeling it wont be happening anymore though
-_-

Originally posted by I am Him
If you would stop rolling your eyes and use them for reading you would see that it was nessessary. The reason is quoted in the same post you quoted.

i'm not wasting my time on someone like you. I, unlike you, don't have unlimited leisure time to spend on dumbass comments.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
AHH I forgot about the shower curtain! If its closed and I gotta go I always check. Even though I know no one is in there, I feel if I dont look someones gonna pop out. Crazy I know.
I do the same thing. I also have a bad habit of checking behind the bathroom door just in case. :lol: I'm so paranoid.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Do you ever stop being an *******?

:rofl:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
I, unlike you, don't have unlimited leisure time to spend on dumbass comments.

And yet that doesn't stop you from making them.

Originally posted by I am Him
If you would stop rolling your eyes and use them for reading you would see that it was nessessary. The reason is quoted in the same post you quoted.

Originally posted by I am Him
And yet that doesn't stop you from making them. :rofl: OMG YOUR SO FREAKING HILARIOUS

























































...not

Fights rule :rock:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
:rofl: OMG YOUR SO FREAKING HILARIOUS


I know this.

Originally posted by I am Him
And yet that doesn't stop you from making them.

But you, unlike me, are an *******

Originally posted by I am Him
I know this.

haha you are so hilarious

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
But you, unlike me, are an *******

:rofl: I found that hilarious..for some reason.

Originally posted by I am Him
I know this. Your comebcks put me to sleep :sleep2:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
But you, unlike me, are an *******

You are the ass itself.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Your comebcks put me to sleep :sleep2:

his comebacks are lame, and he's an

*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******

there i've used that insult up for today:lol:

Originally posted by I am Him
You are the ass itself.

you're a dipstick (dip****) too.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Your comebcks put me to sleep Well if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

Originally posted by I am Him
Well if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

you just supported his opinion of your comebacks. thanks:wave:

RurryMicelli--->pinoc::mooner: <-----Avril's Sk8er Boi

:rofl:

Originally posted by I am Him
RurryMicelli--->pinoc::mooner: <-----Avril's Sk8er Boi

:rofl:

so friggan hilarious. keep up the great comebacks :roller: :grr:

Originally posted by I am Him
RurryMicelli--->pinoc::mooner: <-----Avril's Sk8er Boi

:rofl:
*walks in*

:rofl: i didn't just make up this comeback to use, but it is funny how you spend so much time on here fighting with kids half your age and do nothing but use comebacks that don't solve anything and would likely be heard a lot in an elementary school. it gives me a mental image of an adult fighting with some 7 year olds over a star wars toy and tattling to the teacher about it.

*walks out*

Originally posted by safety pin
*walks in*

:rofl: i didn't just make up this comeback to use, but it is funny how you spend so much time on here fighting with kids half your age and do nothing but use comebacks that don't solve anything and would likely be heard a lot in an elementary school. it gives me a mental image of an adult fighting with some 7 year olds over a star wars toy and tattling to the teacher about it.

*walks out*

:lol:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
his comebacks are lame, and he's an

*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******
*******

there i've used that insult up for today:lol:

:rotflmao:!!!

Originally posted by safety pin
*walks in*

:rofl: i didn't just make up this comeback to use, but it is funny how you spend so much time on here fighting with kids half your age and do nothing but use comebacks that don't solve anything and would likely be heard a lot in an elementary school. it gives me a mental image of an adult fighting with some 7 year olds over a star wars toy and tattling to the teacher about it.

*walks out*

:lol: :yeahthat :lol:

Originally posted by safety pin


*walks out* Thank god

Oh god you guys just let it go already ohno:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:rotflmao:!!!

:lol: :D

Originally posted by I am Him
RurryMicelli--->pinoc::mooner: <-----Avril's Sk8er Boi

:rofl:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Oh god you guys just let it go already ohno: Im just in here to poke fun about what an idiot I am Hideous is

Originally posted by safety pin
*walks in*

:rofl: i didn't just make up this comeback to use, but it is funny how you spend so much time on here fighting with kids half your age and do nothing but use comebacks that don't solve anything and would likely be heard a lot in an elementary school. it gives me a mental image of an adult fighting with some 7 year olds over a star wars toy and tattling to the teacher about it.

*walks out* :lol: Exactly. His comebacks are so lame

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Im just in here to poke fun about what an idiot I am Hideous is

yup he is one:lol:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Oh god you guys just let it go already

Avril's Sk8er Boitch and SorryMicelli don't have lives so they can't let it go.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Im just in here to poke fun about what an idiot I am Hideous is This coming from someone that watches Who's the Boss

:rofl:

Originally posted by I am Him
Avril's Sk8er Boitch and SorryMicelli don't have lives so they can't let it go.

That's like the pot calling the kettle black.


:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
yup he is one

Go back to your Avril Lavigne CD

Originally posted by I am Him
This coming from someone that watches Who's the Boss

:rofl:

This coming from someone who watches That's So Raven :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
That's like the pot calling the kettle black.


No that's someone that has a life (me) pointing out the lack of a life in someone else, which is you.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
This coming from someone who watches That's So Raven :rolleyes:

You forgot Lizzie McGuire. :grady:

Originally posted by I am Hemorrhoids
No that's someone that has a life (me) pointing out the lack of a life in someone else, which is you.


You have a life? GET REAL. The highlight of your day is insulting people half your age. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by I am Him
No that's someone that has a life (me) pointing out the lack of a life in someone else, which is you.

:lol: If that helps you sleep at night, then go right ahead and think that :lol:

A person who has NO life constantly points out that others have no life, cause they have nothing better to do :lol:

Originally posted by I am Him
No that's someone that has a life (me) pointing out the lack of a life in someone else, which is you.

Hey! DirecTV says That's so Raven is on right now. Shouldn't you be watching it?

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Being stared at by other motorists while I'm driving. You'd think I was the prettiest girl in the world the way some guys stare at me. Makes me very uncomfortable when anyone stares at me.
Oh Im the same way Cathy! I dont like making eye contact with people when Im driving at all. I ever wear sunglasses so people cant see my eyes. Its weird.

Originally posted by PZelda
You forgot Lizzie McGuire. :grady:

Oh yeah I forgot that one too, he does get his jollies from arguing with 12 and 13 year olds, so why wouldn't he watch a show about teenagers? :lol:

Originally posted by I am Him
No that's someone that has a life (me) pointing out the lack of a life in someone else, which is you.

You have a what? What did you just say you have? You have the nerve to come in here, time and time again, tossing back insults to these people and at the same time, you say they have no life?

You have got to be kidding.

Originally posted by little insomniac
You have a what? What did you just say you have? You have the nerve to come in here, time and time again, tossing back insults to these people and at the same time, you say they have no life?

You have got to be kidding.

:lol: SCORE! ;)

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I do the same thing. I also have a bad habit of checking behind the bathroom door just in case. :lol: I'm so paranoid. I do that too!! Because, you know, someone 4 inches wide is gonna fit there!:lol:

Originally posted by jpnoyes
The highlight of your day is insulting people half your age.

Wittle babies :baby:

Originally posted by little insomniac
You have a what? What did you just say you have? You have the nerve to come in here, time and time again, tossing back insults to these people and at the same time, you say they have no life?


I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut.

Originally posted by I am Him
Wittle babies :baby:

He points out the truth and you shoot back with.... 'wittle babies'?

Wow, that's just.. yeah, you're good. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by I am Him
I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut.

LMAO hypocrite :lol:

Why don't you take your own advice dumbass :lol:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Im just in here to poke fun about what an idiot I am Hideous is Yah and it only starts more crap.

Everyone please, STFU!

Originally posted by I am Him
I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut.

It's a damn shame that you have to talk down to 12 year-olds to make yourself feel intelligent..but the funny thing is, you actually look like a dumbass.

Originally posted by I am Him
Wittle babies :baby:

I don't even know how to respond to that lame comeback. WTF?

Originally posted by I am Him
Wittle babies :baby: :eek: Wow, that is the MOST intelligent thing, that you ever said:eek:

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yah and it only starts more crap.

Everyone please, STFU!

No offense, but coming in and telling people to STFU doesn't help matters much either :)

Originally posted by I am Him
I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut.

The hell you do. You know damn good and well that you DON'T stop, so if there's ANYONE in this thread who needs to shut their mouth.. it's you.

Do not ever in your life speak to me that way again, not when you come in here, not to mention the other threads, and go off on these people. You do it every damn day, pretty much. So do not EVER act like you're above everybody else.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
No offense, but coming in and telling people to STFU doesn't help matters much either :) Im not personally insulting anyone. But my God, this constant going back and forth gets so annoying. Honestly, can you people even remember the reason you started arguing? Its obvious he makes a lot of snarky comments at some of the younger people, so by them adding fuel to the fire its only going to get worse.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Originally posted by I am Him
Wow, I just had a great masturbating session while watching That's So Raven. Maybe I'll follow that up with a nice Telletubbies marathon!

Ummm..to each his own...

Originally posted by little insomniac

Do not ever in your life speak to me that way again, not when you come in here, not to mention the other threads,

If you don't like it, keep your mouth shut

Originally posted by I am Him
I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut.

Why don't you keep your mouth shut. You start **** all the time. You make these terrible comments about 9/11. You pick on little kids.

Insomniac is a very nice person. You sir are an A$$HOLE

Originally posted by I am Him
If you don't like it, keep your mouth shut

Don't tell me what to do. Ever.

You're a bullie, plain and simple. And that was a very piss-poor comeback you just gave me.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Im not personally insulting anyone. But my God, this constant going back and forth gets so annoying. Honestly, can you people even remember the reason you started arguing? Its obvious he makes a lot of snarky comments at some of the younger people, so by them adding fuel to the fire its only going to get worse.

I know you're not :)

But I hate bullies and IMO he's bullying 12 and 13 year old kids, he gets his jollies from it.

Originally posted by little insomniac
Don't tell me what to do. Ever.

You're a bullie, plain and simple. And that was a very piss-poor comeback you just gave me. BULLY! He is a major pain in the ass moron, do not let this MORON get to you, trsut me, I am HORRENDOUS is not worth it....

Originally posted by jpnoyes
Why don't you keep your mouth shut. You start **** all the time. You make these terrible comments about 9/11. You pick on little kids.

Insomniac is a very nice person. You sir are an A$$HOLE

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik25.gif

Originally posted by I am Him
If you don't like it, keep your mouth shut

:clap another original comeback, that's basically what your vocabulary consits of :lol:

Never ever tell anyone to shut up, you hypocrite, considering what you said in the thread about 9/11 dumbass

Originally posted by I am Him
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik25.gif

Throwing in the towel that quickly?

Originally posted by I am Him
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik25.gif

:clap very original :rolleyes:

http://euclid.arctangent.net/~formatc/images/bunny.jpg

Originally posted by I am Him
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik25.gif


:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli

Never ever tell anyone to shut up, you hypocrite,

Shut up.

Originally posted by I am Him
Shut up.

Originally posted by I am Him
Shut up.

You post a pic, and yet I'm still talking. Imagine that. It's a miracle!

Originally posted by I am Him
You post a pic, and yet I'm still talking. Imagine that. It's a miracle!

You're talking..yet nothing remotely intelligent seems to be coming out of your mouth.

Originally posted by I am Him
Shut up.

:lol: Another original comeback whereever do you come up with them? I notice you didn't quote the WHOLE post :rolleyes:

Originally posted by I am Him
You post a pic, and yet I'm still talking. Imagine that. It's a miracle!

Yep, and you've just proven the point that no, you don't stop!

Imagine that.

Originally posted by I am Him
You post a pic, and yet I'm still talking. Imagine that. It's a miracle!

"A picture is worth a thousand words" Sometimes a pic says it all.

aawwwwww did we huwt the widdle babies feewings? :baby:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: Another original comeback

I know this

Originally posted by I am Him
I know this

"I know this"

WHAMMO! Yet another intellectual masterpiece. I'm not sure we can keep up with you. You're handing out these zingers left and right!





Oh, and for the sake of future humanity...

Originally posted by I am Him
I know $h!t


For once you are right.

edit

Please stop posting graphics that contain profanity.

Thank you.

Originally posted by Janice
Please stop posting graphics that contain profanity.

Thank you.

Sorry Janice, I removed it

double post

Originally posted by I am Him
double post

Ha, yeah right.

The battle of
Sitcoms Online vs. I am Hideous
To continue in a moment, i hope

Originally posted by I am Him
Shut up.

I fear alot of stuff like
my house be broken into,even I live in small town.
dying in my sleep,that's I never go to sleep until past midnight.
spiders coming out in my room and biting me.
my house being destroyed by fire or a tornado.
doctors,my gosh I don't how many times I've tried to hit
my eye doctor during exams,I'm serious she has to hold on
to my right arm and warn me to not to fight with her everytime!
my cousin being hurt in a football game,I attend his
games and it's scares me when a player gets hurt.
heights,I hate heights and I always will.
cataracts,I have two right now and I fear going blind.
my parent's blood pressure,them getting sick and me,
or my sister having to call 911 or take them to the hospital.
Call me crazy,but these all of my fears,I'm my mid 20's now
but I sometimes feel like a local idiot!





:( :( :( :(

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Fights rule :rock:

Apparently only when you aren't involved. You seemed to dislike that one over Alyssa.

Originally posted by safety pin
*walks in*

:rofl: i didn't just make up this comeback to use, but it is funny how you spend so much time on here fighting with kids half your age and do nothing but use comebacks that don't solve anything and would likely be heard a lot in an elementary school. it gives me a mental image of an adult fighting with some 7 year olds over a star wars toy and tattling to the teacher about it.

*walks out*

:rofl: What a scene.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli


Keeping on topic...I have a new fear. The dude in that picture. Eeeeekkkkk

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Oh Im the same way Cathy! I dont like making eye contact with people when Im driving at all. I ever wear sunglasses so people cant see my eyes. Its weird.

I usually forget my sunglasses. :( But people looking at me is so unnerving. It's like I think I did something wrong.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
I do that too!! Because, you know, someone 4 inches wide is gonna fit there!:lol:

Little Martian People!

why does all the good stuff happen when I'm not online?:o

Originally posted by Dutabi84
"I know this"

WHAMMO! Yet another intellectual masterpiece. I'm not sure we can keep up with you. You're handing out these zingers left and right!





Oh, and for the sake of future humanity...

:rofl:

Originally posted by Brian


:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
This coming from someone who watches That's So Raven :rolleyes:


BAAAAAAAAAAM

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
Yah and it only starts more crap.

Everyone please, STFU!


Exactly what I was trying to say but no one listened. :ducky:

Originally posted by Brian

Originally posted by I am Him


:rofl:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring






BANANA PHONE

Originally posted by I am Him


:eek:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring






BANANA PHONE

:rotflmao:

Why did I have to go to that party? I could have been here making fun of this instead of listening to crappy music and playing spin the bottle. ****!

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring






BANANA PHONE

:banana:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I usually forget my sunglasses. :( But people looking at me is so unnerving. It's like I think I did something wrong. Ahh yes! Im the same way. Even if I didnt do anything wrong.. ugh. And if someone cuts me off, Ill honk and flip them off.. but I wont look at them. Its weird.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Little Martian People! omg: Outrageous fear #47332!

Originally posted by I am Him

"Shut your fat ass Brian"? what the hell? :rotflmao:

Originally posted by I am Him
This coming from someone that watches Who's the Boss

:rofl: This is coming from someone whos 30 and plays with robot toys

:rofl:

Originally posted by I am Him
I stop yet they continue. They continue talking ****, so I bash em.

You don't like it then keep your mouth shut. I find it surprising that you havent been banned.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I find it surprising that you havent been banned.

I find it surprising that you haven't shut up yet.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Apparently only when you aren't involved. You seemed to dislike that one over Alyssa. You dont know half of what happened in that fight...so i suggest you drop the subject.

Originally posted by The Modfather
I find it surprising that you haven't shut up yet. ..and why would that be?

Originally posted by safety pin
"Shut your fat ass Brian"? what the hell? :rotflmao: :lol:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
why does all the good stuff happen when I'm not online?:o Welcome to my world:crying:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
..and why would that be? I just reliazed that this fight took place hours ago :lol:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Keeping on topic...I have a new fear. The dude in that picture. Eeeeekkkkk :lol:

Originally posted by safety pin
"Shut your fat ass Brian"? what the hell? :rotflmao:

:rofl:

This is good. :p

Originally posted by The Modfather
I find it surprising that you haven't shut up yet.

:lol:

Geeeeeorgia

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932

I wasted 15 dollars on Alanis Morrisette. I should do my homework.

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
I wasted 15 dollars on Alanis Morrisette. I should do my homework.

:crazy:

Originally posted by safety pin
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932

:rofl: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
I wasted 15 dollars on Alanis Morrisette. I should do my homework.

Meh. I wasted 42 megs on one of her albums. Only for it to be crappy quality. :thumbsdow

Originally posted by Brent88
:crazy:


:ducky: http://www.rathergood.com/stabbypool/

Originally posted by safety pin
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932 Papi Grr.. put your teeth back in!

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:ducky: http://www.rathergood.com/stabbypool/

:p

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:banana:

:happyface

Originally posted by safety pin
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932

Ho, ho, Merry Xmas to you! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158916

O_O >.< /0 ~_~ _/ ^> *-* ^-^






KIRBY DANCE!

Originally posted by The Modfather
I find it surprising that you haven't shut up yet.

I don't.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
You dont know half of what happened in that fight...so i suggest you drop the subject.

Then tell your compadres to stop yelling at Christopher.

Originally posted by safety pin
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158932

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Then tell your compadres to stop yelling at Christopher.

:rotflmao: What does he need his hand held now? :lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:rotflmao: What does he need his hand held now? :lol:

This, coming from a girl who runs to Rurry's side every time someone looks at him funny. If you want to defend your friends, then I can defend mine. You think it's funny...then get ready to laugh your damn head off.

JERRY! JERRY! :rock:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:rotflmao: What does he need his hand held now? :lol: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I don't. This is coming from a person who isnt shutting up herself....

:rofl:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Geeeeeorgia

Originally posted by Brent88
:rofl: What was that all about?

Anyway...not getting back on topic....

*-*

Originally posted by RurryMicelli


*-* WOOHOO! I created a new facey thing! :rock:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
WOOHOO! I created a new facey thing! :rock:


Did you really have to make a new post about it? Look at the bottom of the post. There is an edit button. You click it and you can add more to your post.

:rofl: this is one hell of a thread.

Discussing fears > fighting with i am him > everyone fighting with eachother

Originally posted by Brian
Did you really have to make a new post about it? Look at the bottom of the post. There is an edit button. You click it and you can add more to your post. Yes

Originally posted by safety pin
:rofl: this is one hell of a thread.

Discussing fears > fighting with i am him > everyone fighting with eachother This thread will go down in SO history

Now lets fight with OURSELVES!!!

EDITED


by rurry

Originally posted by Brian
Look at the bottom of the post.
top:grr:

WHERE ARE YOU STOOPID PEOPLE.

I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE, AND I SAY IT'S TIME TO FIGHT! omg i just got yet another idea for a new :grr: smiley.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Now lets fight with OURSELVES!!!

I think you're pretty much by yourself.

Originally posted by safety pin
JERRY! JERRY! :rock:

*throws chair*

HERE I AM

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
This is coming from a person who isnt shutting up herself....

At least no one has told me where to find the edit button.

Originally posted by safety pin
WHERE ARE YOU STOOPID PEOPLE.

I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE, AND I SAY IT'S TIME TO FIGHT! omg i just got yet another idea for a new :grr: smiley.

Yaaaaaay! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2160343

Originally posted by PZelda
Yaaaaaay! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=2160343

LOL...Hef Grr.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
LOL...Hef Grr.

:lol: I knew you'd recognize it right off the bat ;)

Originally posted by dawsongirl
This, coming from a girl who runs to Rurry's side every time someone looks at him funny. If you want to defend your friends, then I can defend mine. You think it's funny...then get ready to laugh your damn head off.

:lol: Hmmm my friend is what 12? and yours is what much older? Hmmm big difference, picking on someone who is younger makes a person nothing but a bully. Besides I thought your friend was capable of taking care of himself? If he's not 12 then he should be able too :lol:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
WOOHOO! I created a new facey thing! :rock:

No you stole it from my Kirby Dance thing. :mad: :ducky: :wanky:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
HERE I AM

ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE

Originally posted by RurryMicelli




:o

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: Hmmm my friend is what 12? and yours is what much older? Hmmm big difference, picking on someone who is younger makes a person nothing but a bully. Besides I thought your friend was capable of taking care of himself? If he's not 12 then he should be able too :lol:

So according to your logic, a 12 year old cannot defend himself. Interesting. So what you're doing is different because Rurry is 12 and Chris isn't. Way to scapegoat, bring in the age thing.

And if pointing out facts is picking on him, then I guess I am. Waaahhhh

And you better believe Chris can defend himself. You "mature" people just seem to like to keep at him, with lame retorts like calling him a broken record out of nowhere. No wonder this board has become a cesspool. Sorry if he hurt your feeling for stating his opinion, but that's life and all. Get used to it.

Ashlee Simpson yer a phony

Acid Reflex is baloooney :whistle:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
So according to your logic, a 12 year old cannot defend himself. Interesting. So what you're doing is different because Rurry is 12 and Chris isn't. Way to scapegoat, bring in the age thing.

And if pointing out facts is picking on him, then I guess I am. Waaahhhh

And you better believe Chris can defend himself. You "mature" people just seem to like to keep at him, with lame retorts like calling him a broken record out of nowhere. No wonder this board has become a cesspool. Sorry if he hurt your feeling for stating his opinion, but that's life and all. Get used to it.

I'm out of the loop who is Chris what is his s/n ? :grady: