Okay. This is basically a quote thread that we add onto as we hear quotes that we think are funny.

Like if you hear a funny quote in an episode you just watched, you can post it here. Then if you ever want to come back and see all the quotes you've liked over time you can just come here and read them.

So, yeah. :D

The one where Shawn talks about using their secret code, but Cory says they don't have a code.

Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

:lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

:lol: And that whole Volcano thing with the Peas :rotflmao:

Shawn: "Can you believe it? Feeny locked us in!"

Cory: "He can't do that! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention"

:lol:

Cory: (puts hand over heart) "I've got appendicitis"

Eric: "That's your heart"

Cory: "I've got aheartacitis"


:lol:

Cory in the first season, sometimes laughing:

What, are you new here?

(everyone is in the kitchen arguing about Cory and Topanga getting married)

(eric randomly walks in) Eric- Hey everyone, I got this new roomate and she is FINE!

Then his dad gives him that look. :lol:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
(everyone is in the kitchen arguing about Cory and Topanga getting married)

(eric randomly walks in) Eric- Hey everyone, I got this new roomate and she is FINE!

Then his dad gives him that look. :lol:

:lol: And what was that one, I've got a thought(I can't remember what he said) then they would laugh :lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: And what was that one, I've got a thought(I can't remember what he said) then they would laugh :lol:

Oh yeah... :lol:

Eric- Let me be the voice of reason (everyone laughs)

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Oh yeah... :lol:

Eric- Let me be the voice of reason (everyone laughs)

That's it :)

I was rolling when Jack told Eric "you need to be more supportive" then he's supportive of everything :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
That's it :)

I was rolling when Jack told Eric "you need to be more supportive" then he's supportive of everything :rotflmao:

LOL me too. :lol:

Definately a good episode.

I liked this quote from season three:


NEW FRIENDS AND OLD

Shawn: Man gets calls. Hey! Lot's of calls. What sounds to be a very attractive lady. Man doesn't speak word to his little buddy, Shawm. Hmmm... Intresting.
Turner: Shawn, there's nothing to really tell her. I would have told to about it.
Shawn: Man gets all squirly everytime this girl calls, makes a guy's man think he's keeping secrets from him.
Turner: Shawn, do you want to stop it eith the whole man thing?
Shawn: Man seems a little irritated lately.
Turner: It's no big deal. It's a girl I dated a long time ago. It's over and don't you dare start the next sentence with the word "man."
Shawn: Dude's got a problem with the word "man."

I think that Feeny comes up with the best one liners on the show, as they are usually dry and sarcastic, which is my favorite type of humor. I remember one line, I think it was the show where Eric plays poker with Feeny, Turner, and some other teachers. When Eric leaves the scene (after saying something dumb), Feeny turns to the rest of the teachers and says:

"You know the sad part is, he's going to end up making more money than all of us".

Another one which I vaguely remember (so I'll probably mess up the quote) was when Eric returned to high school after graduating, and meets Feeny in the hall. Eric asks "so have you guys missed me?", to which Feeny responded "yes, in fact we've set up a crisis center to have the students come to grips with their loss". I'm sure I butchered the quote, but that's strictly off memory.

Shawn and Feeny's characters were really well acted (Eric's, especially in the end, was too over the top for my liking).

Billy "Can't I watch tv?"

Cory: "Sure"

Topanga: "No"

Cory: "No Billy, what were you thinking?"

Billy: "But it's the friday night line up!"

Cory: "Ooh the friday night line up"

Topanga: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Cory: "The friday night line up, it's only the best shows on tv, I mean you walk into school monday morning and you didn't see the friday night line up forget it, you got nothin' to say"

Billy: "Don't take that away from me"

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Billy: "Please let me watch my favorite show, it's on right now"

Topanga: "But it's 9:30, I know you don't stay up past 9:00"

Billy: "It used to be on at 8:30, but this year they moved it to 9:30, those idiots!"

Cory: "Wait a minute, they moved that show to 9:30, WHY?"

Billy: "No one knows"

Cory: "Was it doing badly at 8:30?"

Billy: "No"

Cory: "Well then why didn't they leave it alone?"

Billy: "THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL IT, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL IT!"

Cory: "Those are bad, bad people!"

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Billy: "Hey Cory you're missing a really funny one, the curly headed kid keeps on digging himself in deeper and deeper"

Cory: "Love that kid, he's such a goof"

-Shallow Boy-

Mr. Feeney ( in a movie theater after Eric introduces him, and a flashlight shining underneath his chin ) : Boo

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Mr. Feeney ( in a movie theater after Eric introduces him, and a flashlight shining underneath his chin ) : Boo


:lol: I love that, I take it you're watching the marathon? :)

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: I love that, I take it you're watching the marathon? :) :D Yeah I saw that one earlier LOL, just a bit of it LOL then I saw the ep that follows that one

Shawn: "Use a mirror babe"

:lol:

(at cory and topangas wedding) Shawn- I don't even know why I came here. Have a nice life... JERK. Cory- TRAILER TRASH. Eric- HAHA, SHAWN IS POOR!

(in cory and topangas honeymoon suite.) Cory- hahaha, I wish Shawn was here.

The wedding episode was so awesome.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
(at cory and topangas wedding) Shawn- I don't even know why I came here. Have a nice life... JERK. Cory- TRAILER TRASH. Eric- HAHA, SHAWN IS POOR!

(in cory and topangas honeymoon suite.) Cory- hahaha, I wish Shawn was here.

The wedding episode was so awesome.

:rofl: I love the way Eric says "Shawn's poor"

Originally posted by Lola Dane
:rofl: I love the way Eric says "Shawn's poor"
^^Angela, is that you? You changed your name and i wondered what happened to you n my buddylist. :lol:

For He's a Jolly good Fellow


Eric: For hes a jolly good fellow for hes a jolly good fellow(knows over a candle) The curtains are on fire the curtains are on fire(firefighers chop down the door) There choppin down the door there chopin down the door...

Cory: MY BROTHER IS A MORON!

Eric: Which no body can deny!




I love that one!

Originally posted by Stormchaser KC
^^Angela, is that you? You changed your name and i wondered what happened to you n my buddylist. :lol:

:nod: it's me, you were probably like who the heck is that on my buddy list? :lol: :p

I wanted a change :lol:

Shawn: "What's this, a brain?"

Cory: "That's gotta be his discovery, he's discovered the world's first brain, this gets out Feeny will never get the Dean"

Shawn: "You could get any woman with the world's first brain"

Cory: "Could I get Topanga?"

Shawn: "Yeah I think you could"

Cory: "WOOHOO"
*************************************

Shawn: "Whoa, hey that jar's been closed for 5,000 years"

Cory: "You know this must be the world's first jar, how do I get this thing open?"

Shawn: "Here hand me the rare venetian mallet......no, no, no, that's an early Egytian dental tool"

Shawn: (*hits jar with mallet*) "Venetian piece of crap"

Cory: "Shawn you broke it! that's not part of the plan"

Shawn: "I'll replace it, I see them all the time at bed, bath and Venetian"

Shawn: "Here hand me the bisintene(Sp?) statue of King Opfaratoo(sp?)(breaks statue), Home Shopping Channel, there's 6 Billion of them left"
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Cory: "Wow the human brain the thing that separates us from the animals"

Shawn: "Cause they would have an animal brain"

Cory: "yeah"

The Feeny Call

Now thats a classic

Cory: "No tushie, no brushie"

Shawn: (After Angela pushes him onto the floor) "Owe, my keys"

:lol:

"Hey thanks, a water gun in december. Ill be the kid going around spreading pnemonia"

Shawn: "I am shocked and appauled"

Cory: "Well now you can't be both, you be shocked, I'll be appauled"


:lol:

Shawn- Another bad year, another bad year... Cory- Shawn, lighten up. Its not like you're losing your crops.

I was honestly laughing for like 10 minutes straight after hearing that quote. I have no idea why, but I did. :lol:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Shawn- Another bad year, another bad year... Cory- Shawn, lighten up. Its not like you're losing your crops.

I was honestly laughing for like 10 minutes straight after hearing that quote. I have no idea why, but I did. :lol:


:rotflmao: That's a great one

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Shawn- Another bad year, another bad year... Cory- Shawn, lighten up. Its not like you're losing your crops.

I was honestly laughing for like 10 minutes straight after hearing that quote. I have no idea why, but I did. :lol:


:lol: :rotflmao: That is a good one it took me a sec. too get it :blush:

How about some quotes from Mr. Feeny?

Feeny: "I've got 5 words for you, Topanga is right"

Cory: "That's only 3"

Feeny:"Topanga is right, you moron"

(that might not be the exact quote)

:lol:


Shawn: "Cory, I'm but a simple idiot"

Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.

I dont know any quotes on this but i love how feeny was scared of Topanga when it came to grades

Cory: "Cleaning is not relaxation"

Topanga: "It's better than watching a duck with a speech inpediment"

Cory: "Daffy is doing the best he can with what he has allright"

Topanga: "He's an idiot"

Originally posted by Lola Dane
Cory: "Cleaning is not relaxation"

Topanga: "It's better than watching a duck with a speech inpediment"

Cory: "Daffy is doing the best he can with what he has allright"

Topanga: "He's an idiot"

Haha, thats the episode where the Eric from the past or future or whatever it is comes and starts talking to Cory. :lol:

Cory- Topanga, can you come here? Eric is drunk!

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Haha, thats the episode where the Eric from the past or future or whatever it is comes and starts talking to Cory. :lol:

Cory- Topanga, can you come here? Eric is drunk!

:lol: Yeah it was on today. That cracked me up and the Eric is drunk part too :lol:

Eric: "Rory?"

Cory: "Reric?"

:lol: :lol:

From '"Last Tango in Philly":

Eric: Because men are idiot!!! No...No...Men are REALLY idiot!!!

All the guys look at him...

Eric: Okay...Okay...I think I overeacted...Hahahaha...

(I don't know if it was the exact words, because I watch BMW in Portuguese...I hope it's right...:lol)

Eric: "If stupidity we're an olympic event, you'd win Nobel Prize"