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NMKsHoMeY
10-15-2004, 09:09 PM
Ok..this new fAn fIcTioN is about the "tales of TD" just some twlight zone kind of freaky events that happen on the set..or better yet..could happen...*Just sit back, relax, and read*
*THUNDER and LIGHTENING please*..here we go:

Starting: (On the set of The Division..3rd season episode Baby it's cold Outside)

Tracey: (Laughs with a cup of Pepsi in her hand)
Ohh, god Jon you really are something I'll tell ya that.
Jon: No I'm serious..some of these guest stars..whatever do not wash their hands when coming out of the bathroom..it's nasty.
(He gossips to her)
Tracey: (Laughs more)
Jon: You know the guy who plays Jinny's brother..Alan..he comes out of there all the time and he never washes his hands and he just..just acts like it's nothing..right in front of me..and if we want to talk about other people..that lights man over there..he doesn't either..this place is like The Division pigs. I'm serious I see so many guys walk out of that bathroom and their hands are all..contaminated. (He whines as he see's another crew member come out making sure his thing is back in his pants) Ugh..
Tracey: Ohh god..that's too funny..but discusting. (Explains)
(2 minutes later they both notice Nancy walk in and she appears kind of mysterious hiding herself and wearing a big black Peacoat from like her days of FOL)
Tracey: Hey Nancy..how are ya? (Says kind of confused)
(Nancy stops right in her tracks and just stares and seems like she isn't in the right mind now)
Jon: You ok? This morning you seem a little..different. (He told her as he held back to what he was really going to say)
Nancy: (Snaps out of it) Hey guys..yeah I've decided to wear something heavier..it's freezing outside today. Yeah I knew it was too big when I tried it on..but it's comfy and I wanted to buy it. So how you guys this morning..sleep good? (In a whole different mood)
Tracey: (Nodds) It's a cute coat..and I'm just fine..morning wasn't that great though..my daughter had a really bad upset stomach so all morning she was going to the bathroom..so I'm only going to be here for half of the filming and we will cut it in half and do the rest tomorrow.
Jon: I can also have the day off too..(Growing happier and smiling bigger)
Nancy: Heh..yeah..(Becomes nervous sounding)
(Glares at CD because she was dressed really light today)
Nancy: You..you really going to wear those bright colors today..(Asks in a trance still looking at Tracey's clothes)
Tracy: Yes..what's wrong with them?
Nancy: (Snaps out of it again and looks up and smiles) You just look really nice..and glowy today..that's all.
Tracey: Well thank you..(Thinking wish she could say the same)
Your hair turned out nice today though..better than mine did. My feathers to my hair are like flipping out the way I didn't want them to. (Runs her fingers through it smiling a little)
Jon: Now that you mention it..(Scratches his back)
Tracey: Shut it, Hamm. You are Jewish in the show and your last name is Hamm..how did they ever manage that to fall into place? (Kidds around)
Nancy: (Giggles a little) I have to get going..I'm going to meet with Deborah..um..please tell Lisa I said Hi and I'll reach her as soon as I can.
Jon: Sure, Nancy.
Tracey: (Walks away with Jon to go see if Bonnie had shown up yet)

More soon..this is only the beginnign of the 1st tale lol other scences are coming up and more ideas and more!:wave:

MovieHuntress17
10-16-2004, 03:01 PM
Very interesting.:) Is Bonnie actin weird too? lol

NMKsHoMeY
10-16-2004, 08:25 PM
Yeah Emma Bonnie does start acting weird lol

Starting: (Nancy goes off to meet Lisa in the lobby where all the actors eat breakfast and it leads to a cafeteria)

Nancy: (Walks down the halls and breaks into a deep sweat and slouches down as she stares in each corner of the walls)
*Sighs* (She knew she had felt weird last night and at first she was thinking oh my gosh am I having a heart attack or am I just slowly going out of my mind)
Nah..Na..h..I just don't feel good. (She said in a husky gasping voice)
Lisa: (See's Nancy walking towards her as she embraces a big smile and energy) Nancy! How are ya? I missed you.
Nancy: (Goes to hug back a little with her hands covered in her jacket sleeves)
Hi..Lisa how ar..e you? I really missed you too. (She tried to give some energy back as she said it..she was excited to see Lisa but her mind was floating somewhere else and Lisa was the one she wanted to see)
Lisa: Ohh good..I missed ya so much and as you know I called you and said I had the baby and she is a girl and her name is Olivia. I even brang a picture of her in her 3rd week at home. I haven't actually seen ya in 7 weeks! (She bragged)
Nancy: Sorry I didn't call you sooner after that..I was filming so much and in the middle of doing Comfort and Joy..
Lisa: It's ok..so so what did I miss? Can't wait to see the guys..haven't seen them in 1 month at all! Well I talked to CD 2 times and spoke to Taraji once.
Nancy: How is Olivia..let me see the pictures! (She said growing excited as she went back to her normal self without even realizing it)
Lisa: (Takes them out) I actually brang more than one..I brang 5.
Nancy: Ohh she is so pretty..her hair is curly..has those little tiny sandy brown curls..her eyes..they look like gold.
Lisa: Thanks..you want to come by today and see her and just hang out for a while?
Nancy: Sure..sure I'd love to. Just so glad to have ya back again.
(They headed for the cafeteria)

Mores soon..ah I had to cut it short..ill psot more soon! More stuff comin!


:wave:

MovieHuntress17
10-16-2004, 09:02 PM
I'm psychic!:D So when is she gonna be actin weird? Is she gonna act weird like Nancy?

speaking of Nancy.... What the hell is wrong with her????

Snowfall
10-17-2004, 01:17 AM
LOL, this is funny! :lol: Post more soon!

TDivisionInspector
10-18-2004, 02:04 PM
Gerrrrrrrrrrrr. You leave us hanging in the worst spots! Let's go girl!!

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup
10-22-2004, 10:47 PM
OMG! Just read this..YOU LEFT US THERE!?! Come on I gotta know what's up with Nancy! Let's go!

NMKsHoMeY
10-23-2004, 12:31 AM
Starts: (Tracey is talking to Bonnie on the set while the workers are setting up and Jon is downstairs getting food and coffee)
Bonnie: Yeah..Trace can you hand me that water bottle?
Tracey: Here. (Hands it to her) You know..Nancy has been acting pretty funny today. Did you see her at all?
Bonnie: (Concerned look just swiped across her face) Uh..no I haven't. Funny..you say? How?
Tracey: I don't know..strange. Like she develped a weird split personality cell overnight.
Bonnie: Trace, you sure you haven't been watching too much Soaps?
Tracey: (Giggles) I don't watch Soap Oprah's. No..no. It's just that she seems like there might be a problem. I..I don't really want to say anything that is probably not even true but..maybe you can just talk with her and you tell me what you think might me going on.
Bonnie: (Nodds) Oh..ok. I'll see what's up with her..I'll be right back. Ohh..(Turns back around) did you see Lisa, yet? She looks great..and her baby is adorable and we can get to see her soon.
Tracey: Aww, I called her..I can't wait to talk to her about her new baby..so it was a girl.
Bonnie: Yes..Olivia..her and Jay are so happy..and her 2 boys are pretty happy to have their first sister too.
Tracey: Glad to hear it, I'll go find her.
Lisa: (Brushes by Tracey as they totally didn't recognize eachother because Lisa had been gone for a while on maternity leave)
Tracey: Lisa! (Hugs her right away) How are ya? How's the new baby..heard it was a girl.
Lisa: (Hugs back fast growing more surprised) I'm fine..doing fine and yeah she's a girl..Olivia and I have pictures I will show ya later.
Tracey: You look really good..all that baby weight ya had..where did it go??
Lisa: Told ya..the excersise methods do help. (Smiled)
Tracey: Congradulations and I'll see you later, gotta go. Happy to have ya back here. See ya.
Lisa: Bye..alright I'll talk to ya later, thanks.

(Bonnie goes down to the cafeteria to hunt down Nancy)
Bonnie: (Barges into the cafeteria and searches and then spots her)
Nancy: (Sitting at a empty table in a corner with her hair cascaded in her face and her hands trembling. She was playing with her fork and she was eating a salad but very very slow as if she was anorexic and picking out the foods she didn't like)
Bonnie: (Alarmed and begins to worry a little) Hey, Nancy? How are ya this morning? I..uh was thinking..how about we have some breakfast together?
Nancy: (With lettuce coming down from her mouth she tilts her head up and looks slowly into her eyes) (Silent)
Bonnie: Nancy..you..you ok? You don't seem yourself..as a matter of fact..Tracey was a little worried about you.
Nancy: (Drops her fork in the salad and then holds her ears and rocks back and forth mumbling to herself a little song) M..y mom..my lov....e...s m...e an....d i will..alway..s love her..........(and so on about this creepy song)
Bonnie: Nancy..ok now you seem like you were under alot of stress lately..is something wrong?
Nancy: (Stares and slowly takes her hands off her ears and then appears normal)
Bonnie: Nan..cy?
Nancy: (Sheds a little smile) Yeah..yeah I'm ok..I'm just stressed and tired that's all. Yeah...(Nodds staring around the room) Let's get started on that filming..how are you today..you look like you just seen a ghost..did something spook you?
Bonnie: No..uh..no. (Sounding confused and amazed) Guess I'm not that hungry anyway..(Muttered) Come on Nance let's get a move on. By the way how's the married life going?
Nancy: Great..Marc's wonderful. I just feel so comfortable with him and were going to the beach this weekend..our favorite one. (Back to herself putting on her jacket and becoming more into the conversation)

More stuff coming up very soon..beware LOL jk
:wave:

Georgiakj
10-25-2004, 10:25 AM
Hey! I really love this! The idea is brilliant, only the posts come waaaay too slow! :D Please more!

NmK4lYfe3504
10-26-2004, 09:07 PM
come on woman dont just leave me here waiting for you to post HURRY up!

NMKsHoMeY
10-28-2004, 04:33 PM
Starts: (Lisa is helping out with Tracey's 4 year old daughter Katelyn in the playroom around the corner from the scenery)
Tracey: (Going with Jon to meet with Deborah to make sure they are having a 4th season)
Lisa: (Opens playroom door to pick up Katelyn and go get her a snack really quick)
Come here pretty girl I'm gonna get you a snack to hold ya up while mommy is running some errands. Is that ok with you? (Says in a smooth voice as she holds Tracey's kid in her arms)
Katelyn: (Nodds) Yes. Lisa..I got my new finding Nemo big girl underwear on..ri..ght now. (She told Lisa)
Lisa: (Looks at her underwear while Katie pulled down her pants a little to show her) Wow, they are really cute. Do you like fish?
Katelyn: Yeah..I mean yes I do like fish..alot. I have one at h..ome..named Nemo.
Lisa: That is so cool..fish are really amazing creatures.
Katelyn: Uh huh.
Lisa: (Carries her to the vending machine down stairs)

(Nancy and Bonnie go to the scene to begin filming and Nancy starts to feel dizzy and nautious)
Nancy: (Rubs her head and stumbles a little) Uh, what time are we going to be done..do you know?
Bonnie: (Turns to Nancy) You..you ok?
Nancy: Yes..yes I'm ok. What time..do you know?
Bonnie: No clue..actually. I think I recall them saying after 7 tonight. Not quite sure though. (Says just focusing on Nancy's actions)
Nancy: (A worried look fades upon her face and bites her lip)
Bonnie: (Walks up to the back of teh stage and gets changed and so does Nancy)


(Tracey and Jon are sitting down with Deborah in her office)
Deborah: (Stuffing her face with muffins) Yeah..yeah I know about the night shift..it's a real pain in the ass. I hear ya.
Tracey: (Laughs) Oh Jon also had an interesting thing to point out to me earlier..umm..what was it Jon..about hand washing and....
Jon: (Cuts her off quickly) Uh..Trace..
Tracey: No..no don't be shy this is quite interesting..(Cracking up)
Deborah: (Lets out a little giggle) What..something funny?
Jon: No..not really...(Trys to hint her with a weird look on his face that he doesn't want her to mention the conversation her had with Tracey earlier)
Tracey: Yes..it was.
Deborah: Spill it Hamm. (Kidds around)
Jon: I just said that some people in this studio do not wash their hands after they leave the bathrooms..it's nuts and nasty I will point out.
Tracey: (Chuckles) Ohh..my gosh. That was just too funny.
Deborah: (Cracking up so hard) That is incredibly discusting but funny..god should we all have a meeting that has all of the members of this studio that have to raise their hands if they did not wash them!
Tracey: (Cackles again)
Jon: (Laughs a little) We really need more male bathrooms you know that.

More laters..im starting slow with other fillings in it so the fic will be better and longer lol..bye ppls


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NmK4lYfe3504
10-28-2004, 09:20 PM
good but me need more!!!!!please:notworthy :typing:

Snowfall
10-29-2004, 01:29 AM
That was great, Jessie! So funny! Post more soon!

NancyMarcAurora
10-29-2004, 10:23 AM
TARA HOW DID YA KNOW IT WAS MEE??? LOLLOL I WAS TRYIN TO DISQUISW MYSELF HERRE! AHH LOL BUT YEAH IT IS ME..THIS IS MY MAIN ONE BUT I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TOO..NMKSHOMEY LOL BYEE ILL POST MORES SOON!

Snowfall
10-30-2004, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by NancyMarcAurora
TARA HOW DID YA KNOW IT WAS MEE??? LOLLOL I WAS TRYIN TO DISQUISW MYSELF HERRE! AHH LOL BUT YEAH IT IS ME..THIS IS MY MAIN ONE BUT I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE TOO..NMKSHOMEY LOL BYEE ILL POST MORES SOON!

Um, well, I AM on the dean's list, lol. ;)

NMKsHoMeY
10-30-2004, 01:04 PM
LOL..more tonight!

NMKsHoMeY
10-30-2004, 10:01 PM
More nows...

Starts: (Bonnie and Nancy are setting up for The Division's episode "Baby it's Cold Outside.")
Nancy: (Lays on the bed and ready to rehearse the part where Kate comes in and Jinny is really dreaming this)
(Tears down the painting from the wall and searches for the drugs and then pauses and her eyes start to beat and her head starts to spin inside)
Bonnie: Hi, Jin. How ya feeling?
Nancy: (Freezes with her eyes all teary and face broken out red)
Uh, better..much better.
Bonnie: Magda called me..(Sits down)
Nancy: (Nancy's eyes change beat red and her face literally changes to white as she starts dripping blood down from her mouth)
Bonnie: (Her facial expression fades to a shocked horrified look)
Nancy: (Begins to gag as her eye balls turn inside out and roll off her face onto the bed)
Bonnie: Ohh...(Moans and starts to tremble)
Nancy: (Her head spins around and around until it suddenly stops)
Bonnie: (Frozen in a shocked trance moaning and moaning thinking that this is a dream)
Nancy: (Smiles as fangs appear under her cold blue lips)
Bonnie: (Shakes more and then starts to hyperventalate without even moving a muscle)
Nancy: (Blood gushes down her face from her forehead and almost covers her whole head)
Bonnie: (Her facial expression changes again and with her jaw dropping wide open she collapses flipping backwards off the bed)
(Camera people check the hidden camera as they were stupidly not looking because now they heard a thump. But as they try to see what was going on, suddenly the cameras were blocked off when they turned around again and the doors were locked so they could not leave)
Lisa: (Enters the other door behind Nancy where she is sitting and Lisa looked around and it looked like they were not filming)
Nancy? (Takes small steps) Nancy? Nance! (Calls louder)
What the hell? (Gets closer faster and faster and then pauses as this weird feeling grows inside of her) Nancy, if this is a joke you are playing on me then...

(Nancy then spins around like lightening and Lisa notices that she is like a mutant monster..or the excorsist child with a demond inside of her)
Lisa: (Freezes, gasps and screams in horror)
Nancy: (Just stares at Lisa and goes to reach out to her with her hand that suddenly transfers to claws)
Lisa: (Shrieks louder and louder and backs away while she rushes over to the other side of the bed where Bonnie is groaning and pleading for help)
Bonnie: (Lays there with a knife in her stomach bleeding out)
Lisa: Ohh my gosh! Ohh..ohh god. (Panics in terror and helps Bonnie up to her feet)
Nancy: (Leans over the bed and with her fangs they swiftly come down towards Lisa's head)
(Bonnie slithers out of Lisa's arms and runs with a limp)

---(Nancy is still leaning over the bed with her mouth dripping blood and Lisa's limbs dangling from her lips)
---The end---
*As for the legend of mutant Nancy's causes, no one ever knew what hit her that night and turned her the next morning. All the scientists found was Lisa's cell phone with blood stains on the top. The last call was from her 11 year old son, Benjamin. His mother had been brutally murdered, or eaten by the mutant. Mutant Nancy McKeon was never found again.*
<More story updates when found*--







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Georgiakj
11-02-2004, 07:02 AM
Great!!! Awewsome! Now More Please! :wave:
Where did Nancy get this vampire disease?????
Has she watched Salem's Lot too many times?
Bonnie has experience, she should bite back!!! :D :lol:

NMKsHoMeY
11-04-2004, 04:37 PM
The next tale will be coming up very soon..hmm maybe she did watch Salems Lot a lil too much hehe LOL:eek: :happyface

NancyMarcAurora
11-18-2004, 12:57 AM
New tale: (Takes place in Tracey's/CD's office in the acting aditorium)
Tracey: (Sighs while going through papers/scripts)
Man, tomorrow I am going to organize this desk..when did I get so disorganized?
Nancy: (Knocks on door laughing while it is already open) Having trouble there? Don't fight with your desk now.."CD." (she kidded)
Tracey: (Chuckles) Bite me, "Jinny."
Nancy: Well, things are the same being back here after giving birth to Aurora.
Tracey: She has the most prettiest eyes and the nicest full head of hair I've ever seen. (Smiles)
Nancy: How's Katie?
Tracey: Oh, were hitting kindergarten next year..oh my gosh things are going to pass by so fast. (She thought daydreaming)
Nancy: Woah there, it only happens if you think ahead. (Laughs a little)
Tracey: Wish it was really like that!
Nancy: Before ya know it, Aurora will be getting bigger.
Tracey: How was the birth? Must of been scary having her about a month early huh?
Nancy: God, birth wasn't great..hard one. I had alot of complications but somehow the imbilical cord nutrients saved the baby. It was amazing.
Tracey: Wow. I'm glad everything turned out ok though. And that you and baby are ok.
Nancy: Well, thank you for being concerned. (On her way out the door getting to the set rehearsing)Gotta go, I'm up next. See ya.
Tracey: (Waves and sits staring into space at her desk thinking about Katie all night)

Ah, bedtime mores soon!
:wave:

Snowfall
11-18-2004, 01:12 AM
That was great, Jessie! Post more soon! :)

Georgiakj
11-18-2004, 07:07 AM
Great! New Story! :yippee:
I wonder when they start acting srtangely?! :D
Write more soon! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

NancyMarcAurora
11-27-2004, 08:26 PM
Starts: (Tracey and Jon are having coffee and breakfast in the lounge after coming back from the cafeteria)
Tracey: (Carries her tray back to the table as she spots Jon her co-star partner)
Jon: Yo. Are you prepared for the big part we have to deal with tonight?
Tracey: What? Ohh..yeah. I am. (A little dozed off taking a sip of her coffee cool-ata) (SP?)
Jon: So how did you sleep last night? I heard you discussing
some issues about your daughter yesterday evening with Nance.
Tracey: Ohh, it was nothing. I mean it was nothing to be concerned about. I was just explaining to her how our babies grow so fast and other stuff.
Jon: Every mother thinks that way and father. Mom's and dad's want their kids to stay little and be their babies forever and do things for them, pick up after them, whatever. Cause that baby is part of you. You love it and you want to own it forever and when you feel liek your loosing control of it..it breaks your heart.
Tracey: (Sits there in a daze) Can't wait until you are a dad. Man, you guys have it tough too. I mean well, "mommy" has it tough for a while but when the child gets older..especially if it's a girl, the "daddy" feels more helpless.
Jon: (Chuckles) I wouldn't be the kind of dad..well I wouldn't be perfect but I would get involved with the kids activities and school events..whatever.
Tracey: Ah, but no dad is perfect. And the kids will soon want some personal space..some breathing room. They will have hormones jumping up and down and mood swings and even personality changings over the years. (Pops a chocolate chip cookie in her mouth)
Jon: Do you just love ruining my moments, or is it just me?
Tracey: (Cracks up and puts her coffee down) Yes.


Mores soon:wave:

Snowfall
11-28-2004, 01:44 AM
LMAO, that is so funny!!!! :lol: This is great! Post more, soon!

Georgiakj
11-29-2004, 06:32 AM
:thanks:
and more pleeeease!

I love short and funny posts, the only post type i like better is LONG and funny!
:D

XXRIPtHeDiViSiOnXX
04-18-2005, 09:49 PM
I liked this one n it seemed 2 be interestin so i decided to post more-
Starts: (CD is on her way home when she hears a strange noise coming from her car and she begins to feel the car vibrating and moving funny)
CD: (Stops the engine and gets out of her car) What the hell? (She then see's a puddle of liquid on the ground and she could see it dripping from the car)
Nate: (Picks up his cell as CD calls him asking for a ride home and for him to come look at her car since he has done some mechanical work in the past) Hey, whats up?
CD: Um, Nate hey. Listen I wanna know if you can come take a look at my car. Something goin on with it..maybe some oil drippin I guess and it's running really weirdly.
Nate: Sure I'll be there as quick as I can..where are you?
CD: (On the side of the curb checking her surroundings) Uh, back of Anchorside 2 blocks from here..on Pavarro street. You'll see my car.
Nate: Oh ok, I'll be there in 5 minutes tops. (Shoving a glazed donut in his mouth from his glove compartment)
CD: (Hangs up her cell and steps closer slowly to the back end of the car and begins to feel nervous) Th..is isn't oil. It's red..(As she got closer, the smell started to change) Oh my god...no it couldn't be.
CD: (Takes a closer glance and realizes that it's blood but she does not know where it came from so she stares at the trunk with her eyeballs almost shaking and she swallowed hard)
Nate: (Speeding down the road almost choking on his donut he can see CD's car all the way down the block and he speeds up more) Oh what the hell this road is quiet and I'm a cop.
CD: (Takes a chance and lifts up the trunk)
Nate: (Parks his car on the side of the road and gets out of his car) CD! (Rushes over) What's the prob? See..told ya less than 5 minutes.
CD: Yeah..thanks can you help me lift up the trunk lid I think it's loaded with some kind of liquid but I'm really freaked out..it appears to be like blood.
Nate: Holy **** (Helped her lift the whole trunk open as he jumped back)
CD: (Gasps) Oh..ohh my god! (Clings to Nate for a second) A..a dead body? How the hell did it get there? This is crazy..someone must of killed someone and somehow got into my trunk..
Nate: Alright. Calm down let's inform the police now so they can identify the body..it's in a bag anyway..so.
CD: No! (She shouts catchig her breath) Wha..what if they accuse me?
Nate: (Just stops and thinks)
CD: No I'm serious what if I become a suspect if we do come forward?
Nate: CD if will make it worse if we hide it.
CD: Nate what the fu** are you talking about?? The body was in my damn trunk! (she panics)
Nate: (Hugs her tightly) Look, If you just explain what happened then everything will go smoothly.
CD: Nate, I swear I had absoloutly no idea..I swear!
Nate: Hey, come on. You know I would never accuse you and especially if you called me over to look at your car and we both opened the trunk and your reaction was like this..plus I know you. Why would you think I would do that to you? Don't worry I will be on your side no matter what happens. Just relax.
CD: (Breathes) Yeah..you..you're right. I'll just come forward and tell them what happened. (Nodds her head and trys to stop shaking)

More soon-