Mr. and Mrs. Brady arguing or going to a marriage counseler.
Alice telling someon to get the door.
Alice saying, "I'm to tired to do any chores."
Mr. Brady saying, "Damn" and "Hell" and "get me a beer, Alice."
Mrs. Brady saying, "You kids are getting on my damn nerves!"
The kids jumping up and down having to go to the bathroom.
Jan and Marcia calling each other b-tches.
The boys calling each other p-ssies and ***s.
Mr. Brady going to a bar with friends.
Mrs. Brady wanting a cigarette.
Alice asking for a raise.
The toilet flushing.
The family saying, "Let's watch the Richard Pryor stand-up comedy show.
"The Partridge Family are better singers than we are."

A million lions

we did hear the toilet flushing in the episode where bobby saves peters life

I mean the toilet flushing after they used it.

altough peter did say hell in very brady chirstmas

I don't think Mike and Carol minded the word "hell". I know for a fact, though, that Carol didn't like "stinker".

As for Alice getting a raise,Did Alice even get a paycheck at all? In one of the brady bunch movies,Ditmeyer says something about the housekeeper working for free!

There was one episode where Alice was leaving, and Mike suggested to Carol that they give her more money.

Hi, all.

You'll also never see the following:

References to Nixon and Agnew,
Vietnam, Cambodia, civil rights, bussing, then-Governor Reagan, Mayor Sam Yorty, Mayor Tom Bradley, Black Panthers, Cesar Chavez, the American Indian Movement,
and discussions of any celebrity younger than Desi Arnza, Jr.

cpl

Oops I mean Arnaz.

cpl

To be fair, Cousin Oliver did mention sex.

:lol:

Carol and Alice knocking eachother out.

Alice telling the kids that they were some tacky spoiled brats.

Alice, Carol, and Mike abusing the kids

Marcia saying, "All I ever hear is Jan, Jan, Jan! I'm tired of living in her shadow all the time!"

Cindy and Bobby getting married

Mike and carol had a short problem in the episode about the clubhouse in the 1st season where carol said to mike i think woman should be entitiled to anything men are. and mike said mockingly as he laughed how bout beards? and carol said as she started to cry thats not funny. and then mike said wow paradise is sure taking a beating around here today. does anyone remember that scene?

Yeah, I remember.


Everyone cussing to one another.

Originally posted by *CamdenGirl89*
Carol and Alice knocking eachother out.
I'd like to see that! We could sell tickets!;)

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
I'd like to see that! We could sell tickets!;)

lol :lol: :)

Bump

what the hell???!!??? come on people, make some good posts abt this topic, this could be funny LOL

Marcia yelling out to Jan if she has any kotex
Mike yelling out to Carol to bring him a roll of toilet paper
Peter shaving his head
Jan throwing her damn glasses at the mirror when she sees how ridiculous she looks in them
Cindy going to speech therapy
Bobby ditching school, alot!
Greg smoking pot, instead of cigarettes, and liking it
Alice smelling the kids underwear and making a disgusting face right before she throws them in the washing machine
Alice and Sam in her bed
Sam cheating on Alice
Tiger the Dog taking a dump on the patio and Alice is cussing while she is cleaning it up

I liked the Alice smelling the kids drawzzz! :lol: They probably did have stank underwear.

I liked the Alice smelling the kids drawzzz! :lol: They probably did have stank underwear.
:lol:

Carol and Mike having sex

Hi, all.

You'll also never see the following:

References to Nixon and Agnew,
Vietnam, Cambodia, civil rights, bussing, then-Governor Reagan, Mayor Sam Yorty, Mayor Tom Bradley, Black Panthers, Cesar Chavez, the American Indian Movement,
and discussions of any celebrity younger than Desi Arnza, Jr.

cpl

In the episode dear libby wear the kids found that aticle in the advice cloumn making them think 1 of their parents wrote it, carol made a comment to mike about something in the paper (as she was looking for the add about their wedding) the comment refered to the protestors of the vietnam war and mike made a sarcastic comment saying what are they demanding now classroom credit for rioting.

what the hell???!!??? come on people, make some good posts abt this topic, this could be funny LOL

Marcia yelling out to Jan if she has any kotex
Mike yelling out to Carol to bring him a roll of toilet paper
Peter shaving his head
Jan throwing her damn glasses at the mirror when she sees how ridiculous she looks in them
Cindy going to speech therapy
Bobby ditching school, alot!
Greg smoking pot, instead of cigarettes, and liking it
Alice smelling the kids underwear and making a disgusting face right before she throws them in the washing machine
Alice and Sam in her bed
Sam cheating on Alice
Tiger the Dog taking a dump on the patio and Alice is cussing while she is cleaning it upGREG DID SMOKE POT ON THE SHOW.

GREG DID SMOKE POT ON THE SHOW.
WHEN THE HELL WAS THAT?

Greg Did not smoke pot on the brady bunch he did smoke a ciggarette I believe it was cindy that caught him.

The only things that were more realistic in the brady family only happen on the CBS show back in the 90s called the bradys, example bobby crashing a race car and becomming paralized, marsha developing a drinking problem,peter almost choking to death and greg saving his life, even mike running for city councel and being set up to look like he took a bribe, none of that stuff happen on the brady bunch, i think the worst was maby jan reniggin on her promises after being elected most popular girl or greg buying a lemon for his first car and trying to push it off on someone else.

Greg Did not smoke pot on the brady bunch he did smoke a ciggarette I believe it was cindy that caught him.
Exactly. Seems like someone else was smoking pot when they watched this episode....ROTLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy: :lol: :happyface :D

GREG DID SMOKE POT ON THE SHOW.
Um, no..don't mistake Greg for yourself...LOL

Marcia flipping out and screaming at the top of her lungs "MOLLY WEBBER YOU STUCK UP UNGRATEFUL COW, I MADE YOU, I CAN UNMAKE YOU!!!!"

Although that episode would have been a lot better if she had. :D

barry williams was stoned on the show. read growing up brady, that was the best chapter lol i think it was the episode where they get the boat.

Yes, it is. Greg even stumbled a little in the driveway.

barry williams was stoned on the show. read growing up brady, that was the best chapter lol i think it was the episode where they get the boat.
We are not talking abt the people in real life, we are talking abt the CHARACTERS. Greg Brady never smoked pot ON THE BRADY BUNCH. Get it. That's what this thread is abt.

:rolleyes:

We are not talking abt the people in real life, we are talking abt the CHARACTERS. Greg Brady never smoked pot ON THE BRADY BUNCH. Get it. That's what this thread is abt.
BUT HE UNDER THE INFULENCE ON THE SET.

BUT HE UNDER THE INFULENCE ON THE SET.
anyways...

Alice: "Hey you damn kids, pick up all your s**t!!!!!!" "what do you think I am, your f****** maid!!!"

Greg: "Man, where are those cigarettes I hid away?"

Jan: "F**** Marcia, I am gonna go out and party and meet many guys!"

Cindy: "I am so tired of my damn curls"

Bobby: "Can someone tell me why this pool table is in the garage? Now I can't play in there."

...
"The Partridge Family are better singers than we are."

Of course you'll never hear that, back then they had much better grammar!

Of course you'll never hear that, back then they had much better grammar!
Huh? What does that mean?

Subject verb agreement. (or disagreement in this case!)

So, you are correcting Garfield's grammar?

No, I'm saying that they wouldn't have said that, and that is the reason.

It is a waste of time to correct other people's grammar, especially when they might not even be posting anymore!

Come to think of it, he did say they wouldn't say that, just for a different reason.

This is probably the most pointless message I've ever posted!

Um, excuse me but GarfieldKool still posts here. And is a great friend of mine and many posters. I find it ludicrous that you bumped up a thread after what? 3 years to point out someone's grammar error? THAT was pointless.

It is against the rules to do that, didn't you know?

Um, excuse me but GarfieldKool still posts here. And is a great friend of mine and many posters. I find it ludicrous that you bumped up a thread after what? 3 years to point out someone's grammar error? THAT was pointless.

It is against the rules to do that, didn't you know?

Thanks Irene, I am just now reading this thread. I have been on a brief hiatus. I am back now.

I still don't know what sixfingers is saying, but he/she is more than welcome to clear it up with me. But whether they realize it or not, this is a thread of comic relief. I know they wouldn't say it, but I was adding some humor if they would say it or not. It's up to the poster to get the joke, and I don't know if sixfingers get the joke.

Cindy getting accepted into Mensa. :lol:

Mike calling Carol to tell her he's working late at the office so he can boff his new secretary
Alice telling Sam she's leaving him for a woman.
Jan mainlining heroin.
Bobby wearing Carol's dresses.
Peter becoming a male prostitute.
Greg getting VD in a "very special episode."
Marcia having low self-esteem. "I'm just not pretty enough!"
Cindy drunk on beer.
And finally, Carol perplexed when Sam The Butcher asks her if she wants "a choice cut of Sam" with her order. "The best meat you'll ever taste," Sam tells her.:D